THE YEAR IS 2025

[Anonymous No.4904508]

>wake up
>alarm clock can be turned off for the low price of .000015 BTC
>walk downstairs
>open fridge
>your blockchain powered fridge says
>"due to your previous caloric intake for the past few days we have regulated sodium intake by 50%"
>you pay .000015 btc to turn on your smart TV
>you get dressed and pay .000005 btc to open your front door
>realize you left your wallet in the house
>cant go back in because your smart house is locked until your shift ends at 5pm

[Anonymous No.4904542]

>>4904508
>alarm clock can be turned off for the low price of .000015 BTC
>Pay the fee to turn it off
>Keeps ringing for another hour while the transaction confirms

[Anonymous No.4904573]

>>4904542
>try to open a can
>pay 1 sat to open it
>have to wait 3 hours for the transaction

[Anonymous No.4904811]

>>4904508
>.000015 btc
Wrong meme buddy. You mean 15 mIOTAs.

[Anonymous No.4904874]

>>4904508
>Ten minute taxi ride.
>.000010BTC for journey
>three hour wait for transaction confirmation
>meter still running
>journey now cost .00010000 BTC
>must pay full amount of .00010000 BTC now
>three hour wait for transaction confirmation
>meter still running

[Anonymous No.4904944]

>>4904874
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.4904997]

>>4904508
>Get a cryptokitty
>Its eats all your cereals - 0.003 ETH
>Constantly meows and shits into your network.
>It fucks the neighbors kitty -0.015ETH
>Cant sell Kitties to the store because selling kitties costs 0.015 ETH. WTF
>Cats are worse then women in the future.

[Anonymous No.4905565]

>pay .000012 BTC for the smart sidewalk to move
>have to wait 10 hours
>clog up the line of people also using the smart sidewalk
>society collapses

[Anonymous No.4905684]

>set out to hack into the grand cryptocurrency depository
>the FBI's wallet
>drop 0.00001 btc on a new NVIDIA GPU so you can get those extra tensor cores to calculate your 8D hacking plan in 2 hours instead of 8 days (depending on the blockchain fee)
>create a recursive backflow probabilistic ballistic monopolistic blockchain enhanced deep learning cryptocurrency to assist you in your efforts in only 13 days since you have your new GPU
>sell it to the gay computer scientists at the local college
>lol they bought $800,000,000 of it
>exchange it all for eth and pay a few indians to make your plan
>it comes back flawless
>well, ignoring the poop emoji ASCII art
>you acquire some top secret tools to assist you in your quest
>after dropping a metasploit payload- i mean top secret breach assist technology into the FBI's mail box, you find that it has executed on the bitcoin mainframe
>perfect
>you harvest the 1 of 1 multisig and use it to send 90% of the bitcoin market cap to your own wallet
>yfw bitcoin has crashed and people have stopped mining it by the time the second confirmation comes through and the fees took away 80% of the take anyway

[Anonymous No.4905684,1]

im trying to find the name of the guy choking the black kid but i cant find it anywere i have no clue where i am right now