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>friend asks you how to buy Bitcoin

>> No.4888423
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>>4888360
>people keep asking me how much money i make from crypto

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>Damn bro u told me to buy at 1k hehe, how many off those bitcorns u have buddy :)?
>mfw

>> No.4888592

>>4888360
>i dont remember you being a friend to me

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>>4888423
>tell friends i'm up over 500% in 2 months
>started at 20 bucks in a coin i didn't understand

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To bad you can't cash out

>> No.4888635

clearly we're not in a bubble because marketcap is so small and dotcom bubble was much larger, right guys?

>> No.4888640

>>4888360
>can you give me some bitcoin to get started? I don't know how to buy

>> No.4888670

>I have an idea let's put money together so we can buy a bitcoin, I don't have 15k but if both of us put 7500k it's all good

>> No.4888685

>>4888640
this, getting asked to buy a coin they like with my money invested and they will pay me
20 fucking bucks they want to invest
I can't even buy back that amount

oh also the coin went down like 30% since they told me to invest

>> No.4888694

Holy shit my old college professor has shilled me and the rest of the old class btc back in 2011. I wonder if he's been killed yet, he revealed his powerlevel to too many people back then.

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>when your friend tells you he bought some bitcoin and you convince him to invest in chainlink in october

>> No.4888908

>>4888783
i would feel extremely uncomfortable giving advice on altcoin investing to IRL friends. way too risky and too high chance to ruin friendships

>> No.4888940

>>4888908
This, I tell them how to buy BTC and move to exchanges and that is about it, if you recommend them something and it fails, RIP.

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>sister asked me how to buy bitcoins
>asks me a week later if she should join "The Bitcoin Club" (it's a scam)
>asked me yesterday if she should buy iota

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>>4888360
>friend asks you how to sell Bitcoin

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>few days ago
>friend excitedly tells me he got into trading and bought a fuckton of ripple at $.25
>it's so cheap!

good luck dude

>> No.4889240

>>4888611
Brags about making $100

>> No.4889291

>>4889240
>misses the point of my post

>> No.4889347

>>4888948
>not exchanging your superior /biz/nesman knowledge for sex
your sister is LITERALLY asking for it but ofcourse you are being a gay faggot LINKlet