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>I've got big news from a Satochi Nakamoto relative
>Oh God...
>So they have these "mining farms"
>Jesus...
>Where they use peoples brains to mine bitcoins...
>They are kept in an artificial coma while their brainpower is used to generate currency...
>Oh God...
>Hundreds of young white males...
>Usually the DIA abducts those with no friends, who spend their time trolling on Internet
>This could be you by EOY 2019 if you don't reply to this thread with a pink wojak or a brainlet

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>>4884878
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.4885147

>>4884878
It is an open secret that the "block-chain" is a reference to the pineal gland. The actual "mining" of bit coins is the process collecting the pineal secretions of single males being exposed to anime fan service.

>> No.4885159

>>4884878
Hahahaha

>> No.4885588

>>4884878
this is reality

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>>4884878
i knew this was true

>> No.4885663

Big if true

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>> No.4886090

Those poor bastards can only afford noddles and their only source of entertainment is Path of Exile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8kua5B5K3I

>> No.4886139

>>4884878
Nice just bought another 100k