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<span style="font-weight:600;font-size:150%;line-height:1.5;">Begging or asking for 'free money'/crypto is strictly forbidden. Encouraging beggars, or posting any kind of 'free money' offer is also strictly forbidden.[/spoiler]

>> No.18218905 [DELETED] 
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neat

>> No.18218924 [DELETED] 

>>18218711
You're infected. Bitcoins won't due you any good when you are dead.

>> No.18218927 [DELETED] 

>>18218752
Hello how doit I catch it?

>> No.18219007 [DELETED] 

>>18218798
INFECT ME

>> No.18219207 [DELETED] 

Dump it

>> No.18219213 [DELETED] 

Test

>> No.18219214 [DELETED] 

What is this

>> No.18219218 [DELETED] 

WE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>> No.18219227 [DELETED] 

>>18219185
wtf faggot GIVE IT TO ME

>> No.18219236 [DELETED] 

>>18219185
kek how much have you posted then ?

>> No.18219237 [DELETED] 

Ooo

>> No.18219238 [DELETED] 

>>18219185
bullshit

>> No.18219255 [DELETED] 

>>18218752
Test

>> No.18219270 [DELETED] 

I'm literally immune. Got (you)'s from a bunch of greencucks and nothing has happened.

>> No.18219276 [DELETED] 

Wtf is this shit

>> No.18219280 [DELETED] 

>>18219257
bullish

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>>18219247

>> No.18219297 [DELETED] 

>>18219042
Test

>> No.18219311 [DELETED] 

>>18219042
what about green id?

>> No.18219319 [DELETED] 

>>18219071
Gimme yous

>> No.18219333 [DELETED] 

benis

>> No.18219446 [DELETED] 

I JUST WANT TO BE INFECTED WHY CANT I HAVE COOL GREEN

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I'm gonna fill you bat-eating freaks with raw iron one by one if you don't get off my board. Got that paisanos?

>> No.18219647 [DELETED] 

>>18218798
am I infected?

>> No.18219658 [DELETED] 

>>18218752
Feeling a bit feverish, test

>> No.18219659 [DELETED] 

>>18219437
What did he mean by this?

>> No.18219679 [DELETED] 

GIVE ME THE GREEN

>> No.18219680 [DELETED] 

>>18219520
What the fuck am I witnessing?

>> No.18219722 [DELETED] 

>>18219437
you cant get it if you dont post

>> No.18219853 [DELETED] 

No greenfags so far
blessed thread

>> No.18219905 [DELETED] 

$1,000 eoy.
2,000 is a make it stack. If you you don't die.

>> No.18219907 [DELETED] 

FUCK YOU IF I POST HERE IT WILL ONLY GET WORSE!

>> No.18219967 [DELETED] 

>>18219863
Ello? Am I zafe?

>> No.18220003 [DELETED] 

peepeepoopooo

>> No.18220010 [DELETED] 

FUCK COOFERS

>> No.18220014 [DELETED] 

long on titties, short on stonks

>> No.18220018 [DELETED] 
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somebody link me to proof that Russell futures hit breakers twice? I didn't know futures even had breakers

>> No.18220020 [DELETED] 

NO INFECTED BULLFAGS ALLOWED
ALL INFECTED BULLFAGS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

>> No.18220035 [DELETED] 

so, good day for shorting?

>> No.18220038 [DELETED] 

I’m Gona die aren’t I?

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FOREVER BULL

>> No.18220146 [DELETED] 

>>18220078
Weird all the green ID's are XRP cucks.
You shitposters all deserve the infection.
Flags for Biz.

>> No.18220275 [DELETED] 

Anon is turning green
While all returns to the mean
His stocks show only red

>> No.18220277 [DELETED] 

Why are the futures red? I thought everything was priced in already.

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>> No.18220286 [DELETED] 

>>18220252
just be careful, just experienced that factor certs unlike their names suggest also have a knock out barrier, atleast the ones from (((Goldman))), so it doenst stop at 0.0001 but at like 0.2 for example and now i cant access my shit for 5 days and its practically worthless i guess

>> No.18220294 [DELETED] 

>>18218752
One more day of crabbing and ill lose it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18220298 [DELETED] 

>>18218798
infected

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>>18219863
No

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>>18218635
>>18218826

F

>> No.18220319 [DELETED] 

Market die. Do it.

>> No.18220329 [DELETED] 

>>18219990
i feel ill i thought i bought the bottom, lost 2k in last week

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>> No.18220348 [DELETED] 

He died ;;

>> No.18220360 [DELETED] 

>>18220268
fuck this gay earth

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this is an n95, right

>> No.18220364 [DELETED] 

>>18220046
cof

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F

>> No.18220380 [DELETED] 

>>18220277
Yesterday was options expiration. Indexes were being pinned to wreck as many option buyers as possible. Now, indexes have more room to move.

>> No.18220385 [DELETED] 

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

>> No.18220406 [DELETED] 

>>18218635
Here
Take a zpac

>> No.18220414 [DELETED] 

>>18220369
what is this

>> No.18220432 [DELETED] 

oh god are we all going to get it

>> No.18220436 [DELETED] 

Guys I have a coof coming on..

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18220438

Hi /smg/ I turned $3800 into about $78000 during the last big crash, please rate my dick, thanks.

>> No.18220441 [DELETED] 

>>18220199
can someone explain this one to a retard? I remember last years joke, with the pseudo race war, but how does this one work? is it by replys? At random?

>> No.18220468 [DELETED] 

++18220456
DAX already at -4%

>> No.18220470 [DELETED] 

>>18220344
Checked btw
I would murder for a mini waifu

>> No.18220471 [DELETED] 

>>18220388
it didn't work

>> No.18220474 [DELETED] 

I'm still green. Where's my fucking crash.

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OH GOD OH FUCK 4CHAN IS INFECTED THIS IS BEARISH AS FUCK! I'M PANIC SELLING AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18220492 [DELETED] 

checking for infection

>> No.18220495 [DELETED] 

>>18220450
I'm a bear right now to be honest but this cat still has a lot of upwards momentum

>> No.18220499 [DELETED] 

>>18220424
Must be why they run the world meanwhile the majority of "european" countries are so unimportant they just get lumped into a "union"

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>>18220054
anon, is something w-wrong?

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>>18220438
Why does your shower curtain look like the sad cat meme?

>> No.18220510 [DELETED] 

>>18220277
>priced in
Black person, any advice that you get here for any question besides "I'm literally retarded, how does [investment 101 thing] work?" should be taken as FUD or pump and dump until proven otherwise.

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>>18220054
You look FINE to me, bucko.

I tell you what, this whole thing is a hoax. I want to see the country out for Easter, the markets are surging, it's all gonna be great, so great

>> No.18220529 [DELETED] 

how do I get green :c

>> No.18220611 [DELETED] 

DAX is shitting itself....wtf

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what we thinking today bois

>> No.18220624 [DELETED] 

Remember to keep at least six post lengths apart from one another

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>>18220571
BNS is DB 2.0. There was an anon here who is dating some chick in middle management and occasionally drops bombs. I haven't gone wrong shorting them thus far.

>> No.18220651 [DELETED] 

any other Ford or GE put bros ITT?

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I'm not infected and will make it.

>> No.18220684 [DELETED] 

>>18220645
My god...

>> No.18220700 [DELETED] 

Cant catch it, probably cause of my linkies I'm already max stinky.

>> No.18220707 [DELETED] 

>>18220630
Made me kek

>> No.18220708 [DELETED] 

>>18220287
WE GOT A GREEN DICK. I REPEAT WE GOT A GREEN DICK. OVER. *Hsss*

>> No.18220729 [DELETED] 

>>18220597
>tfw I won’t get banned because I’m not green

>> No.18220738 [DELETED] 

>>18220706
brah..I'm sorry to inform you but you seem to have a particular glow

>> No.18220746 [DELETED] 

>>18220729
Me neither, I wash my hands for 20 seconds after every shitpost

>> No.18220755 [DELETED] 

thread theme ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2frJ3e0hxPE

>swine flu a lie
>bird flue a lie
based

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Did I make it frens?

>> No.18220793 [DELETED] 

eh

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>>18220781

>> No.18220805 [DELETED] 

>>18220782
>implying
Some of us can’t get infected

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>>18220805
It's true, I am simply too BASED to be infected

>> No.18220839 [DELETED] 

>>18220797
>>18220806
>>18220813
I swear I’m immune to this shit

>> No.18220962 [DELETED] 

>>18220438
Bullish

>> No.18220978 [DELETED] 

>>18220929
What an autistic and stupid smattering of puts

>> No.18220986 [DELETED] 

>>18220277
Because Jerome is sleeping

>> No.18220991 [DELETED] 

>>18220221
It's CFD probably. Contract for difference

>> No.18220999 [DELETED] 

>>18220265
Do we have to post pics or how does this work?

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>>18220926
/o/

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>I am simply too BASED to be infected

>> No.18221033 [DELETED] 

plssss. i promise i'm not infected you can trust me!

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>Nikkei closed -4.5%

Ayyy lmao

>> No.18221083 [DELETED] 

>>18220917
>employment figures dropped
???

only data coming out right now is european PMI

>>18221049
>not short smol caps
retards...
coulda srty...

>> No.18221189 [DELETED] 

>>18221160

based. are you sitting this out or got anthing planned to buy tomorrow? im tempted to pick up morning options of SDOW and VXX

>> No.18221219 [DELETED] 

>>18218752
COFF COOF >>18220239

>> No.18221244 [DELETED] 

Ok

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AHHHHH

>> No.18221262 [DELETED] 

>>18221163
>>18221230
kek

>> No.18221277 [DELETED] 

>>18221216
*Sniff*

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how are my gay bulls doing? it's time to suffer you bovine fucks.

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I will hug anyone because I am simply too BASED to be infected

>> No.18221281 [DELETED] 

>>18221267
coof me

>> No.18221327 [DELETED] 

>>18221283
Based, I do the same

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Imagine buying stocks right now. Imagine being that fucking retard who thinks this is his big chance to get rich but will only end up pissing his money away as grim reality takes hold of the market.

I M A G I N E

>> No.18221339 [DELETED] 

>>18221202
Yeah you can make money overnight, but if you buy a bear certificate when the index is +5% and the certificate trading closes at +6% and then next day you go down -2%, you're at breakeven or worse due to the value locking in and volatility being recalculated. The volatility of the certificates is based on how much it has lost in value on the day. Scalping from -6% to -5% is a 200% because of this.

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Nooooo

>> No.18221361 [DELETED] 

>>18221163
peak /biz/

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18221406 [DELETED] 

>>18221302
bro, trade the swedish SPX x15 instead, you can trade them from 8:15am to 8pm and they follow the futures instead of the index.

>> No.18221472 [DELETED] 

>>18221437
Am I infected?

>> No.18221484 [DELETED] 

>>18221448
I get that, I suffered a -100% after going +500% setting me back to +100%. I actually punched a hole in my table.

>> No.18221489 [DELETED] 

>Futures 3% down
This is fucking bullshit. Less than .01% of the US population will die it's basically the FUCKING SNIFFLES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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>>18221472
Hahaha, it didn't work I'm immune

>> No.18221505 [DELETED] 

>>18221495
cringe

>> No.18221509 [DELETED] 

>>18221500
i sure hope i dont coof

>> No.18221510 [DELETED] 

Guys just keep practicing social distancing and wear a mask. Nothing can happen to you.

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Bullish

>> No.18221525 [DELETED] 

I'm green can I join?

>> No.18221537 [DELETED] 

>>18221476
>>18221495

Say goodbye to your portfolio kiddo. I'm making some calls, we are going to crab so hard that both bulls and bears are going to get fucked and stop out.

>> No.18221561 [DELETED] 

circuit breaker 1 today?

>> No.18221565 [DELETED] 

>>18221381
holding what?

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Come at me, coronabros

>> No.18221590 [DELETED] 

>>18221284
you can't do that

>> No.18221592 [DELETED] 

>>18221381
nm i see your linkd post based. when did you pick those up? in your experience do you like buying options with short expiration to avoid premiums and get rid of them quickly or do you do safer 2 month+ expiry with high premiums near the money? do you do any physical stocks too or just fuck around with optoins

>> No.18221593 [DELETED] 

Test

>> No.18221594 [DELETED] 

>>18218752
HOLY SHIT AM I INFECTED?!?!?!

>> No.18221689 [DELETED] 

>>18218798
testttt

>> No.18221695 [DELETED] 

do it

>> No.18221699 [DELETED] 

>>18218798
*coof*

>> No.18221734 [DELETED] 

Can I go wrong with june puts on Planet Fitness?

>> No.18221737 [DELETED] 

>>18221710
Spike down because of Bitfinex orders.**
Look at tensor Charts, watch the orders stacking around 6-6.2, too many... If they're spoofs then you're good

>> No.18221738 [DELETED] 

>>18221692
Anon draw one more blue line, same angle, on top of that channel and you'll see its a bearflag.

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A
FUCKING
BAT

>> No.18221759 [DELETED] 

>>18221693
Yes, the American military is totally dependent on Raytheon.

>> No.18221769 [DELETED] 

>>18220638
Infect me please

>> No.18221800 [DELETED] 

>>18221618
RTN after its merger with UTX is gonna be heavily reliant on the airline industry. 66% is going to be airline part related.

>> No.18221925 [DELETED] 

4biz xyz is where the quarantine area is if you're no fun allowed

>> No.18221932 [DELETED] 

>>18221907
Tensorcharts.com
Then choose BTC USD market under Butfinex

>> No.18221933 [DELETED] 

Sirs how can I find a white wife, I have 100 of the Tezos

>> No.18221938 [DELETED] 

i'm fit as a fiddle

>> No.18221945 [DELETED] 

aww

>> No.18221964 [DELETED] 

based
i baited the powers that be by putting 20% of my cash holdings into the market yesterday
now that the second leg down is initiated i can soon make a move with the rest

>> No.18221967 [DELETED] 

you get infected from cuckolding

>> No.18221973 [DELETED] 

>>18221958
>>18221965
Try me bitches

>> No.18221975 [DELETED] 

>>18221943
post again so we can see

>> No.18221976 [DELETED] 

>>18221943
same

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psst, hey kid.. want some white stuff?

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Not true I have the cure and even if infected can become well right afterwords.

>> No.18222007 [DELETED] 

>>18221993
welcome brother, we cant be infected
>>18221992
my powerlevel is too high for you

>> No.18222023 [DELETED] 

can't infect me

>> No.18222027 [DELETED] 

Quarentine your posts. Baracade your replies. Cover your opinions.
Better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry

>> No.18222031 [DELETED] 

>>18221906
I don't think they will start letting People in gyms for a year or maybe 2.
I doubt US muh freedumbs will prevail.

>> No.18222033 [DELETED] 

literally WHY is the market going down? great manufacturing numbers out of china, corona peak should pass soon, the fed has handled everything masterfully.

>> No.18222044 [DELETED] 

>>18222037
all i see is a faggot.

>> No.18222045 [DELETED] 

>>18222033
t. Slurmpf

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Stay on topic please. **COOF**

>> No.18222105 [DELETED] 

>>18218752
Futures trading is eaaaaasy

>> No.18222122 [DELETED] 

>>18222102

could you direct me to the bat buffet?

>> No.18222186 [DELETED] 

>>18221935
Is this infection random? Clean blood master race here

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Had a power cut for 15 minutes earlier, phone masts went down too so couldn't even phonepost

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I came here to get the six duce. witness meeeee.

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*flick*

Good morning mumu....

>> No.18222226 [DELETED] 

>>18222208
Yeah but our dead cat bounce is going on a lot longer than that tbf

>> No.18222234 [DELETED] 

hang the niggers
and gas the jew
dow jones 16k
by end of quarter two

>> No.18222236 [DELETED] 

BLESS ME

>> No.18222237 [DELETED] 

>>18222180
how do you manage that?
if one might ask

>> No.18222238 [DELETED] 

>>18222213
Hnnnnng

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It’s so easy lmao literally just use hand sanitizer while handling Link

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>>18222208
we might be at the first red arrow desu

>> No.18222242 [DELETED] 

>>18222231
>implying it's any different

>> No.18222243 [DELETED] 

>>18222181
>>18222207

nice try greentards

>> No.18222244 [DELETED] 

Coof coof

>> No.18222248 [DELETED] 

Uhhhh

>> No.18222259 [DELETED] 

bless me

>> No.18222271 [DELETED] 

>cripple

>> No.18222273 [DELETED] 

>>18222222

check

>> No.18222275 [DELETED] 

>>18222257
>>18222264
Get them out of here! I heard ‘em c00fing!

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>>18222048
>the virgin coofer
>the chad cocooner

>> No.18222360 [DELETED] 

>>18222173
Have sex.

>> No.18222366 [DELETED] 

>>18222111
god damn why am i not nervous. guess living with parents makes me feel more yolo

>> No.18222380 [DELETED] 

Test

>> No.18222394 [DELETED] 

Why bother even having futures the fed's are not letting this market crash at all. Tomorrow going green and so on from now on.

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>>18219307
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18222402 [DELETED] 

nobody coof on me

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Green posters= Green day

>> No.18222432 [DELETED] 

euro stocks not looking good

could this be the day bros

>> No.18222438 [DELETED] 

>>18222333
>>18222428
The first day of Q2 is, dare I say, URSA MAJOR 2: RED FOOLS DAY

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Food companies are making hand over ass right now, population booming, market is going to soar fast and harder than ever before when the summer here comes

>> No.18222448 [DELETED] 

Huh

>> No.18222449 [DELETED] 

SO SHOULD I SELL MY SQQQ WHEN THEY MAKE PROFIT OR KEEP HOLDING?

>> No.18222456 [DELETED] 

>>18222396
the power of bears

>> No.18222461 [DELETED] 

>>18222449
sell you greedy faggot

>> No.18222468 [DELETED] 

Hi

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>>18218752

>> No.18222478 [DELETED] 

Should I buy UDOW at open or actually learn my lesson and sit it out with cash? I'm already down thousands

>> No.18222480 [DELETED] 

bruh

>> No.18222501 [DELETED] 

>>18222473
i think it keeps doing down but after last week

>> No.18222504 [DELETED] 

i AM A PEDOPHILE

>> No.18222506 [DELETED] 

Health check

>> No.18222511 [DELETED] 

>>18221943
Same 2based4u

>> No.18222529 [DELETED] 

>>18222488
you're retarded if you every think the DOW can go below 2008 levels in 2020 unless the world literally ends

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> “/lgbt/ infection: low”
I strongly doubt that

>> No.18222616 [DELETED] 

you are dying.
Us linkies are fine

>> No.18222622 [DELETED] 

>>18222139
Oh no that sucks

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>>18221775
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18222629 [DELETED] 

>>18222048
BLESS ME

>> No.18222632 [DELETED] 

>>18222618
this

>> No.18222634 [DELETED] 

Bemo

>> No.18222639 [DELETED] 

>>18221871
swindle is created to grab tax money to solve nothing problem
You are either idiot or a shill that suggest to imagine (lie)

>> No.18222685 [DELETED] 

>>18222618
You would need to double your money in two years just to get to zero.

>> No.18222699 [DELETED] 

Stocks and futures on the slow way to green again, as always - US opens and it is green :)

>> No.18222736 [DELETED] 

A

>> No.18222759 [DELETED] 

how does one eat out a tranny pussy without vomitting 5 times? even sucking cock is more straight than this

>> No.18222785 [DELETED] 

>>18222774
>overhype

>> No.18222804 [DELETED] 

HELLO

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I WILL NEVER GET SICK

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>>18222744
lemme just dust off this old peepee meme
for real though

>> No.18222856 [DELETED] 

>>18222847
LOL NO

>> No.18222902 [DELETED] 

>>18222249
good sir very good

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When will you be satisfied bobos?

For me I just want to see this smug bitch break down and cry on air

>> No.18222920 [DELETED] 

>>18222864
am I immune?

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>>18222748
RIP

>> No.18222934 [DELETED] 

>>18222922
>>18222900
>>18222888
Holy checked

>> No.18222941 [DELETED] 

>>18222924
Becky Quick actually was the one who said she's 100% in equities

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Oh god there's already miasma in here

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>>18222941
Becky Quick :OO

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alway rember happy day

>> No.18222957 [DELETED] 

How high can SQQQ possibly goes up by the end of the day?
Still deciding whether to buy it on open

>> No.18222962 [DELETED] 

>>18222894
Wait for open. Juicy reports coming out today.

>> No.18223012 [DELETED] 

>>18222888
>>18222900
>>18222911
>>18222922
holy trips and 3 dubs in a row. What does this mean?

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>THE United Nations has warned of a "shortage of food for millions" as the deadly coronavirus wrecks havoc to delicate supply chains across the world.
PRICED IN, BULLISH
What are some good Food ETFs?

>> No.18223085 [DELETED] 

>>18223067
if today SPY goes green, without any retarded promises from king cheeto. You should sell all your stock, buy platinum and a shotgun.

>> No.18223094 [DELETED] 

When analyzing annual returns for ETFs should I account for dividend yields and expense ratios by multiplying them by the time period? That is, if there is a given 5 year annualized return, does that include the dividend yields and expense ratios or should I multiply them by 5 as well and average out with those returns to get more accurate total returns?

>> No.18223126 [DELETED] 

>>18222837
That's a man

>> No.18223174 [DELETED] 

Can someone eggsplain to me how some options aren’t guaranteed profits? If a stock is at $4.50 and there’s a $10 put being sold for $5 a share, why wouldn’t you buy the Put and then make $0.50 per share?

>> No.18223200 [DELETED] 

Nice try infectard

>> No.18223231 [DELETED] 

>>18223214
Don't do that, it makes mustard gas

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ATTENTION BOBROS!

Do not reply to green posters or you will become infected and become a bull. This pandemic will cull the bulls and we bears will inherit the earth.

Stay strong! Stay safe! Stay red!

>> No.18223263 [DELETED] 

no

>> No.18223279 [DELETED] 

>>18223261
Is it too late for me

>> No.18223285 [DELETED] 

Fucking Raytheon

>> No.18223300 [DELETED] 

Just don't reply to green idiots and you'll be fine.

>> No.18223301 [DELETED] 

>>18223290
sweet FUCKING jesus, that premarket dump to 248
DO I SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING

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>>18223261
Hello fellow bear, I'm perfectly healthy and I would rather die than become a bull.

>> No.18223336 [DELETED] 

test

>> No.18223367 [DELETED] 

Is the rebalancing meme coming true? it didn't work in Australia.

>> No.18223375 [DELETED] 

>>18223096
>factor certificate
Holy shit, options are safe in comparison.

>> No.18223376 [DELETED] 

What in the god damn hell is going on? I bought my first stocks yesterday morning during the dump and it's already below that

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dump it again

>> No.18223406 [DELETED] 

>>18223174
It's rare but when you see it, buy with a limit set

>> No.18223422 [DELETED] 

>>18223257
Yes if you have day trades

>> No.18223423 [DELETED] 

How long until the stocks bounce?

>> No.18223447 [DELETED] 

Fuck it I'm selling. I've lost almost 400 dollars in one day. Stocks aren't worth the fucking heart palpitations I had this morning

>> No.18223457 [DELETED] 

>>18219992
What's the move today, boys? Is the market actually going to shit today?

>> No.18223465 [DELETED] 

>>18223454
My shitty broker forces me for a minimum buy volume of 500€, so yeah. Not going to buy any knockout products.

>> No.18223499 [DELETED] 

>>18222048
based coofer

>> No.18223504 [DELETED] 

>>18223372
u speaku rearri gud engrish!

>> No.18223506 [DELETED] 

if THIS one is real ill fully commit to clown world.

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Whats the appeal of Vegas?

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>>18223497
son your world is about to get blown the fuck out

>> No.18223514 [DELETED] 

I rarely reply to posts anyway so I'm safe. That's the only way to get infected, right?

>> No.18223559 [DELETED] 

Old ladies is my fetish. I almost hooked up with a 79yo. She sent me pussy pic before ultimately backing out.

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>>18223549
make your decisions by yourself, take into account the occasional gems of info you catch in these threads, rely only on your own judgment, don't ask others to make decisions for you.

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We are heading towards a v-shaped recovery. The Federal Reserve will pump stocks three times higher than their former peak before the end of the year. Everything is going back to normal. Modern Monetary Theory is correct. Even if we get 30-40% unemployment, we can simply print infinite money to sustain people. It worked in 2008 and it will work again. Gold is in a bubble and will sink below 300$ an ounce. It is a useless relic. 9/11 wasn't an inside job. Building Seven really did fall down by burning to the ground. We do not imagine that we live in a nightmarish dystopia. We were wrong all along. Everything the television told us was real. The government is only taking away our liberties to protect us. We can trust everything that doctors and scientists tell us. Invading Iraq was justified. Libya was liberated by us. Giving sex-changes to children is normal. Man-made climate change is real.

>> No.18223575 [DELETED] 

Coof

>> No.18223587 [DELETED] 

>>18223261
Nooooo!!! It's....mooo.... Already star....MOOOO..rting...

>> No.18223589 [DELETED] 

>>18223555
He is most likely longing.

>> No.18223591 [DELETED] 

fuck it. sqqq today

>> No.18223594 [DELETED] 

>>18223555
If you look closely on their Twitter you’ll notice similar amounts get transferred tens of times daily

>> No.18223596 [DELETED] 

>>18223570
Based!

>> No.18223597 [DELETED] 

Me no nintendo

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>>18222048
BLESS ME

>> No.18223629 [DELETED] 

>>18222048
Ya'll coofing motherfuckers better stay away from me.

>> No.18223630 [DELETED] 

>>18223626
Mods April Foolery, duh.

>> No.18223647 [DELETED] 

>>18223502
>>18223516
>>18223527
>>18223557
>>18223607
I want to be on the cool green guys club, please bless me with a (you)

>> No.18223668 [DELETED] 

Is international exposure a meme? It's recommended because of the risk of a domestic downturn. Bitch, if the US economy goes cold so does the global one.

>> No.18223669 [DELETED] 

>>18223583
>dump the gox coins
to make more btc dumbo? you can only make btc on bitmex

>> No.18223673 [DELETED] 

>>18223555
Hope it's true. Just sold bsv for a total of 6600$ and hope to go in lower again

>> No.18223683 [DELETED] 

>>18222936

based

>> No.18223705 [DELETED] 

I'm buying SDOW but the second I see green I'm selling

Fuck you Jerome

>> No.18223708 [DELETED] 

>>18223688
it's not even going to exchanges you fucktard

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>> No.18223712 [DELETED] 

>tfw can’t afford VR

>> No.18223713 [DELETED] 

We are so fucked today.

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>>18223696
>holding a chinese ADR
>thinking your stock entitles you to anything

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DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

>> No.18223732 [DELETED] 

>Not buying short term oil puts and using the profits to DCA the big oil guys

NGMI

>> No.18223739 [DELETED] 

>>18223696
TOT.
TMDX.

>> No.18223765 [DELETED] 

Remember when futures were limit down and then at 8:30 we were promised unlimited debt buying haha what will they do next lol image if it happened again aha

>> No.18223767 [DELETED] 

>>18222566
All that list does is show which boards are the most cancerous

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>> No.18223783 [DELETED] 

you feel it too dont you?

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We warned you stupid steerniggers
You definitely definitely sold yesterday morning right? You didn’t fall for the longest bull trap in history right?
Right?

>> No.18223801 [DELETED] 

Stake your BID and earn passive income forever. The annual Staking reward is about 3%. ICO investors can stake during the ICO and get a higher reward! The earlier you invest, the higher is your reward!

>> No.18223831 [DELETED] 

Ok why the FUCK is it going down? I fucking when all in on calls yesterday because you STUPID FUCKERS CONVINCED ME IT WAS OVER

Why the FUCKING FUCK IS IT GOING DOWN IT'S LITERALLY THE FUCKING SNIFFLES KILLING 0.001 PERCENT OF THE FUCKING POPULATION. IT SHOULD BE OVER

>> No.18223833 [DELETED] 

test

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Jerome is out of the office bulls. He will be working from home for the foreseeable future. So sorry.

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>>18223831
>wtf why can’t you just freeze the world economy
we warned you that the market was behaving dangerously irrationally with extremely low volume and you laughed at us

>> No.18223852 [DELETED] 

I've become accustomed to red and being down nearly a third of where I started that I could literally give two shits anymore. Kinda gone full Joker mode. Helps ease the sting being a literal retard that chose the tip top of this insane bubble to start getting into this

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XRP going $5 will give you much bigger returns than SHIT going from 10 million market cap to 50 million (of lucky)
stop banging your hands on the floor and crying like an autist

all in XRP if you want to save yourself from headaches

>> No.18223881 [DELETED] 

>tfw immune

>> No.18223898 [DELETED] 

Woah, AMB and XRP shill battle. It had been a long time. Will the Vet niggers reappear too? Did India reopen cyber cafes or something

>> No.18223930 [DELETED] 

It's going to be a bloodbath today, won't it, bros?

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How do these posts get infected even? Imagine the long-ass coding needed to implement this stuff.

>> No.18223963 [DELETED] 

>>18222035
I love Lyn

>> No.18223974 [DELETED] 

What was he doing

>> No.18223978 [DELETED] 

let's see

>> No.18224021 [DELETED] 

what a retard
the nether region is the cleanest area on a human
he's only hurting himself

>> No.18224022 [DELETED] 

>>18222249
Am I COOFED?!

>> No.18224110 [DELETED] 

>>18223997
THIS IS IT WE GO TO 0

>> No.18224125 [DELETED] 

>>18223638
You will not acquire my coins Baltipravadelhimeesh

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>>18223806
obfuscate the link and post it you bastard

>> No.18224180 [DELETED] 

Stimulus money in bitcoin

>> No.18224195 [DELETED] 

>>18224019
hook me up. what's bitmex have to do with this. I don't follow crypto.

ALSO holy fuck it seems like a goddamn conspiracy where they don't want the people shorting to make money!

>> No.18224444 [DELETED] 

You go short at the top and long at the bottom

>> No.18224457 [DELETED] 

you zoom out

>> No.18224577 [DELETED] 

>>18224473
coof coof coof

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>>18224294
that's my fren

>> No.18224809 [DELETED] 

>>18224426
we need to comment the video link under celsius.network Instagram

>> No.18224814 [DELETED] 

Lol someone called her a whore on one of her IG posts before making it private.

>> No.18224815 [DELETED] 

>>18223046
heavy aCOOFulation

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not infected here, can you say the same ?

>> No.18224846 [DELETED] 

>>18222048
bless you

>> No.18224849 [DELETED] 

>>18222048
aaaa
aaa
CHOOOOO

>> No.18224974 [DELETED] 

BLESS ME

>> No.18225030 [DELETED] 

Bro who the fuck wants a stupid ass node for some shit-tier dead crypto when the world economy is imploding

>> No.18225137 [DELETED] 

is it too late to join the bear gang

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All in spxl will I make it?

>> No.18225140 [DELETED] 

>>18225111
OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

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am i make money today????

>> No.18225165 [DELETED] 

>>18225158
based clackbro! youre back!

>> No.18225182 [DELETED] 

>>18225138
whish i had 50k, perfect stack to retire in 10 years.

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>> No.18225186 [DELETED] 

>>18225158
based

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>> No.18225227 [DELETED] 

Where can I watch the CNBC stream?

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>>18225158
AAAaaaaaaand we're back

>> No.18225230 [DELETED] 

>>18225138

I honestly think you can earn that shit back, anon

>> No.18225232 [DELETED] 

>>18225185
Cringe

>> No.18225234 [DELETED] 

>>18225211
>airline
>buy
you have to short them to 0

>> No.18225239 [DELETED] 

-875.98 (4.00%)

>> No.18225242 [DELETED] 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18225247 [DELETED] 

>>18225227
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>> No.18225268 [DELETED] 

>>18225195
Fucking embarrassing. They need supplies, not claps.

>> No.18225269 [DELETED] 

Why is it going up

>> No.18225271 [DELETED] 

COME ON DADDY WANTS A CIRCUIT BREAKER

>> No.18225286 [DELETED] 

no more than -5% eod, thats why fed are here to stabilize.

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BVLL CHADS RISE UP!!!!

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These greedy bears are celebrating way too early.

>> No.18225293 [DELETED] 

>he fell for the bear trap

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SQQQCHADS

SOUND OFF

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>>18225216

>> No.18225319 [DELETED] 

>>18225305
Checked. You're clear anon.

>> No.18225389 [DELETED] 

JEROME STOP

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18225416 [DELETED] 

>>18225289
Dude how can u be bullish.
Lockdown extended.
Air travel fucked.
Only a few sectors have actual demand.
Oil circus going on.
Corona cases skyrocketing in the USA.
FED throwing helicopter money which may cause fucking hyperinflation.
You must be fucking retarded to be bullish rn.

>> No.18225417 [DELETED] 

>>18225111
Guys I’m thinking of buying some cruise stocks and casino stocks (mgm resorts, carnival, royal Caribbean) what do you all think?

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VERY SNEAKY, JEROME
JUST DDOS ALL THE BROKERS
SIMPLE AS

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>>18225455
priced in

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THE GREEN VIRUS IS THE ONLY GREEN WE WILL SEE THIS MONTH

>> No.18225495 [DELETED] 

>>18225485
yes

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>Live Nation finally starting its dump

Nobody's going to want to be in on that earnings call on April 30th. $20 EOM.

>> No.18225498 [DELETED] 

No reply to infected

>> No.18225500 [DELETED] 

>>18225346
how much? i might put in $5k USD in this

>> No.18225508 [DELETED] 

>>18225478
XOM!!

>> No.18225513 [DELETED] 

>>18225485
Wait until later today or maybe tomorrow. Investors are slowly waking up in different time zones, I can see it going down a bit more

>> No.18225514 [DELETED] 

I thought we were going to be red so i went yolo now im out of money FUCK

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>BUT IT WAS PRICED IN
based retards

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>>18225111
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH IT JUST ALL WENT REEEEEEEEED

>> No.18225544 [DELETED] 

How is CCL still holding on at $12. CRASH MOTHERFUCKER CRASH
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18225577 [DELETED] 

>>18225522
WHO
H
O>?

>> No.18225578 [DELETED] 

so this is /smg/ when the markets are open, eh?

>> No.18225582 [DELETED] 

>>18225441
Ofc I'm gonna long, but not rn-it's way too fucking early. Wait for the quarterly reports to see what real fud looks like.

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https://youtu.be/up6Nxg17opQ
>HE BOUGHT THE TOP

>> No.18225585 [DELETED] 

>>18225558
>not quads
Looks like you should've bought lower

>> No.18225589 [DELETED] 

Is it possible to hold a leveraged ETF until you have literally $0?

>> No.18225590 [DELETED] 

>>18225565
Absolutely delusional

>> No.18225594 [DELETED] 

COOF IN MY ASSHOLE

>> No.18225595 [DELETED] 

Are bulls delusional?

>> No.18225609 [DELETED] 

Another win for the crabs

>> No.18225614 [DELETED] 

>this is the biggest bottom bears could pull
And just like that, we'll get back to SPY 300 by the end of the month.

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>>18225584
>HE SHORTED THE BOTTOM

>> No.18225635 [DELETED] 

Based

>> No.18225636 [DELETED] 

>>18225599
>mumu
Freudian slip?

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>>18225572
I'm so high off of this comment. It's like being accused of aimbotting in an FPS

>> No.18225638 [DELETED] 

Yes, chainlink will fail

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whats the fastest, easiest, most painless way to kill yourself?

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>>18225626

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>>18225622
pls no, my heart can't handle it

>> No.18225666 [DELETED] 

>>18225642
Shotgun to head.

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Jeromes working from home for the foreseeable future bulls. The printers are staying off back at the office.

>> No.18225674 [DELETED] 

>>18225658
Never

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> ....Sir....they priced it all in.
> Price eet back out!

>> No.18225694 [DELETED] 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18225701 [DELETED] 

>>18225537
>Bitcoin is going to 1 million guy

Fuck off Schizafee.

>> No.18225703 [DELETED] 

>>18225688
>Price eet back out
Kek

>> No.18225705 [DELETED] 

should I sell NCLH at a loss and go all in with MRO?

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>>18225659
>>18225657
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>18225665
>>smartest individuals
>>McAfee

not many role models in life, anon?

>> No.18225710 [DELETED] 

Jerome is only human. He's weeks away from facing the deadly coof. What then?

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>>18225658
No point investing in gold or silver unless you just want a slow, comfy portfolio. How could you not make a lot of money in the greatest bear trap of all time?

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>>18225710
we send the military printer

>> No.18225724 [DELETED] 

if anything it is exposure, please bombard him

>> No.18225727 [DELETED] 

>>18225537
He did not eat it.

>> No.18225741 [DELETED] 

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18225744 [DELETED] 

>>18225716
>comfy portfolio.
That's all I needed to hear.

>> No.18225765 [DELETED] 

>>18225537
keep doing it. egg him on.

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I actually hope he trashtalks ChainLink as much as he can so no normie will buy it thus wont make it
Fuck normies
Long live Sergey

>> No.18225781 [DELETED] 

>>18224361
Get more infected.

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> Price eet back out!

>> No.18225788 [DELETED] 

Not even infected, gonna waste your cure lol

>> No.18225792 [DELETED] 

>>18225744
Coward

>> No.18225797 [DELETED] 

CRAB GANG WINS AGAIN

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I will build an empire of small potatoes until I am financially well off

>> No.18225800 [DELETED] 

>>18225716
If you pick the wrong stocks that's how, my plan right now is just to buy spy and Wendy's when we're closer to a reopening. I hope it works out.

>> No.18225804 [DELETED] 

where to buy this shitcoin?

>> No.18225805 [DELETED] 

>>18225763
you are a delusional fucking retard if you're long during a pandemic, if this shit market goes up there is no hope. literal manipulation.

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>>18225265
your jokes are indian tier
and we don't appreciate curryniggers around here

>> No.18225998 [DELETED] 

>>18222489
based and coff coff coff

>> No.18226148 [DELETED] 

God i want one

>> No.18226232 [DELETED] 

>>18226127
Barely. They seem to be hating on her too

>> No.18226417 [DELETED] 

>girlfriend

You don't call them concubines?

>> No.18226597 [DELETED] 

>>18226557
Oh I'll also add, shortly after saying that to me he sent in complaints about both officers involved in my arrest, one had to go retake all his training over again because he was only on the force for 2 weeks, and the other one had to retake his search&seizure/traffic stop training. So again, he backed up what he said.

These things do happen, and if you get a good lawyer he will make cops like op's wish they never pulled you over in the first place.

>> No.18226603 [DELETED] 

>>18225892
second for what the fuck

>> No.18226613 [DELETED] 

What's with Australian market?

>> No.18226654 [DELETED] 

>>18226642
This
This is a hugr buy the dip day

>> No.18226658 [DELETED] 

Anybody have WM?

>> No.18226659 [DELETED] 

>SPY down over 3%
>AMD up over 2%

okay now im mad.

>> No.18226710 [DELETED] 

Boring that anyone gave bears these types.of.days

Must be trying to get some type of skim off the selling

April is gonna be so fucking green

>> No.18226712 [DELETED] 

haha we're gonna make it bullbros!

>> No.18226713 [DELETED] 

>>18226628
>Forum signature
cringe

>> No.18226716 [DELETED] 

>>18225273
Fuck off you sad mad cunt

>> No.18226720 [DELETED] 

>>18226679
how does this happen? do you just have no concept of risk whatsoever?

>> No.18226735 [DELETED] 

>>18226710
I don't even understand why the market gaped down? What's great is I can add to my TLT puts once my orders fill.
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>> No.18226743 [DELETED] 

>>18226563
$5 – $10 per share, approximately 1:1.02
$10 – $50 per share, approximately 1:52.63
$80 – $200 per share, approximately 1:1111.11
$300 – $1000 per share, approximately 1:10000

>> No.18226744 [DELETED] 

It's like the BRRRRR power only works when market is open.

>> No.18226748 [DELETED] 

>>18226713
It's a courtesy to everybody who has me filtered. Their filters should still filter my posts now.
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>> No.18226749 [DELETED] 

>>18225849
Whew buddy, what did I tell you fellas about F. It's going to hit $4 today. If you're still holding understand that it's going to hover around make some rallies then hit a low of $3 this year, you could sell now and pick it up at the low. Save your investment and make the smarter play that nets you more shares.

>> No.18226770 [DELETED] 

>>18226754
>betting on a company called "the ghetto of the sea" due its largely poor black clientele to pay you back

You gonna get wrecked

>> No.18226772 [DELETED] 

WHY the fuck is British American Tobacco working on a vaccine?!?

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>>18226774
40% of companies suffer a catastrophic loss from which they don't recover. "Stock market goes up over time" only applies to broad indexes.

>> No.18226810 [DELETED] 

>>18226686
Go to bed 21400 wake up 7 hours later 21400. Just stop, please, at least make money for somebody.

>> No.18226816 [DELETED] 

>>18226659

people really like amd. its like the apple for poor people. don't expect it to stay down for long

>> No.18226828 [DELETED] 

stay aways from me, you filth niggers

>> No.18226833 [DELETED] 

>>18226610
shut up glow nigger.

>> No.18226868 [DELETED] 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18226869 [DELETED] 

fuck off, infected corona nigger

>> No.18226893 [DELETED] 

>>18226858
You can speculate on that. It's not a guaranteed bet. If the outcome had a high probability of being positive the stock would not be that far down.

>> No.18226901 [DELETED] 

I have 2k, and making 400 a week aswell which I dont need. want to buy companies that are down and will come back after this is over maybe late this year.

Help me Biz

Do I put it all in now, or do I buy 600 a week worth to average out. Prices are already looking pretty fucking good for at least 100% gain on most blue chips, will it go alot lower? what is worst case scenario price for something such as coca cola?

Will it go back to 2008 prices? as we are currently 2012/13 prices on some stocks

>> No.18226918 [DELETED] 

>>18226880
Or we can move completely off oil and cripple their economy.

>> No.18226955 [DELETED] 

>Buy at -8%
>still get bogged and it goes to -11%

>> No.18226958 [DELETED] 

>>18226918
How important is the US market to them? Arent they squabbling over the EU sales?

>> No.18226960 [DELETED] 

>>18226863
They're grabbing stimulus grant money that was supposed to go toward developing real pharmaceutical interventions. (They won't actually make a vaccine.)

>> No.18226964 [DELETED] 

>>18226936
>So what exactly do you want to use to store energy.
bitcoin retard

>> No.18226965 [DELETED] 

>>18226918
>He thinks it's possible to run society without oil
Human population would fall more than anything the caronavirus could do without oil.

>> No.18227003 [DELETED] 

>>18226988
That face lmao... so fake

>> No.18227054 [DELETED] 

This is a pandemic market

>> No.18227084 [DELETED] 

>>18225849
>tfw went all in on ATHX and DFFN

Yeah, I'm fucked.

>> No.18227087 [DELETED] 

is buying RTN a day before the merger a bad idea

>> No.18227092 [DELETED] 

So since we are completely fucked, what are some companies that aren't going to make it and we can buy puts on for maximum value?
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>> No.18227097 [DELETED] 

lol, this shit is going to go green today.

>> No.18227099 [DELETED] 

>>18227081
He filpflopped on that days ago.

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Thank you jerome! They love this country!

>> No.18227118 [DELETED] 

>18227001
Might makes right you third world faggot. Untermensch should be reminded why they are to fear us

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Bullish, the worst has passed and we will see a fast recovery by augustus.

>> No.18227126 [DELETED] 

>>18227074
based brainlet

all energy stocks are correlated

>> No.18227130 [DELETED] 

How do I short the incoming apocalypse?

>> No.18227132 [DELETED] 

>>18227097
It is going up more aggressively than it slid down but I don't think we'll escape the crab today.

>> No.18227133 [DELETED] 

>broke through 250 and 251 like cheese
Bears aren't even putting up a fight.

>> No.18227179 [DELETED] 

What is the best way to profit off Russia doing very well in the 2020s?

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>>18227161
>BagholderExtraordinaire#727
attention whore no one cares who the fuck you are

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Where is the new bottom

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Thanks for buying my puts, bobos. Hahahahah. Free money. Literary cannot go tits up. And when these expire I'll just buy more. Got 100k on the way. That's roughly 20k a month for life! Theta gang bitches! Bobo is my paypig!

>> No.18227213 [DELETED] 

>>18227179
The only ticker I could think of would be RUSL. Double leveraged Russian bull.
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>> No.18227231 [DELETED] 

guys CIRCLE took all my cytor currency to turned it into they stable coin o_o WHAT THE HECKIES HOW THIS LEGAL

>> No.18227241 [DELETED] 

>>18227211
Meant to say sell more. I'm so addled pissing myself in spasmodic glee over selling these puts to paypig bobos I cant even post right

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How long until the dump bears? Im thinking this little "pump" ends around lunch time.

>> No.18227264 [DELETED] 

>>18227213
SSSIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMPPP

>> No.18227272 [DELETED] 

someone in this thread has been impersonating me and I will not allow this, what companies shall I be investing in today?

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>> No.18227502 [DELETED] 

>>18227472
https://healthweather.us/?mode=Trends

>> No.18227515 [DELETED] 

>>18227493
it will...

>> No.18227644 [DELETED] 

>>18226380
Why do faggots like you lie about stupid shit like this?blows my mind...

>> No.18227650 [DELETED] 

APRIL FOOLS

>> No.18227702 [DELETED] 

>>18227618
Not my fault the stupid event disabled tripcodes.
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>> No.18227777 [DELETED] 

>>18226748
You could always just stop being a namefag, dunno if you thought of that

>> No.18227902 [DELETED] 

>>18227865
i'm leaf who's layed off and waiting to collect leafbux from trudeau on april 6

>> No.18228012 [DELETED] 

>>[INFECTED POST ID.18227969]
I'm immune bitch, been dodging coofs all day

>> No.18228014 [DELETED] 

Find it all kinda boring after being through ebolachan

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>>18228039

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>>18228136
Here it is fren

>> No.18228195 [DELETED] 

Only Herd Immunity can save us. Survival of the fittest.

>> No.18228196 [DELETED] 

5k is fomo

>> No.18228202 [DELETED] 

>>18224361
Roll

>> No.18228223 [DELETED] 

>>18228197
why didnt i get it?

>> No.18228270 [DELETED] 

>>18228001
I wanna fug Corona-chan

>> No.18228587 [DELETED] 

>>18228353
n

>> No.18228597 [DELETED] 

>>18227167
>shit
>all of a sudden
imagine being this new

>> No.18228871 [DELETED] 

Bless you

>> No.18228886 [DELETED] 

>>18222048
Coof

>> No.18228887 [DELETED] 

*Coof*

>> No.18228907 [DELETED] 

Dubs check em or whatever the fuck I'm rolling for

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>> No.18229007 [DELETED] 

>>18227680
The website needs improvement yes, but that shows just how early we are and patience is needed. We are playing the long game here. The staking rewards are high but in turn you get a pretty long lock up. It makes sense to stake half and keep the other half liquid for a crazy pump(which I suspect is only a matter of time before a group picks this up and sends it).

>> No.18229190 [DELETED] 

>>18228440

From the numbers they aren't actually going up in purchasing power.

They're just keeping up with inflation.

While developed nations all crash.

>> No.18229256 [DELETED] 

>>18229224
Let's lynch the landlord

>> No.18229260 [DELETED] 

I am going to cum

>> No.18229391 [DELETED] 

>>18228702
Yes Mr?

>> No.18229419 [DELETED] 

>>18229176
>a woman
lmao, they even look poor.

>> No.18229521 [DELETED] 

>>18229242
April Fools!

>> No.18229534 [DELETED] 

>>18229447
>implying making enemies with the other top economies and military isn't a had thing
How's it feel like now that you bat eating chinks will be forced to suck xi dick while famine hits the country

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>>18229595
Impressive gains bro

>> No.18229633 [DELETED] 

>>18229603
Spy 245 today?

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>> No.18229641 [DELETED] 

who else /still holding from pre-corona/ here?
I will never sell!

>> No.18229652 [DELETED] 

Remember bullchads, you can turn this crash into cash if you don't sleepie on the cheapies.

>> No.18229661 [DELETED] 

>>18229641
gmi

>> No.18229666 [DELETED] 

>>18229641
i sold my AMD because i was still at 70 % profit and i could not take the -10 % days but i pretty much held the rest

>> No.18229668 [DELETED] 

Tomorrow It will be even more red.

>> No.18229682 [DELETED] 

>>18229658
yes, Kava runs on Cosmos
remember Link is chain-agnostic
Sergey said himself that Cosmos' scalability allows for better (more frequent) data at lower cost, subtle dig at the ETH v2 delays

>> No.18229683 [DELETED] 

HE SAID STAKING

>> No.18229685 [DELETED] 

>>18229646
Obviously a whore

>> No.18229686 [DELETED] 

>>18229668
Eh probably not

>> No.18229695 [DELETED] 

test

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The infected will never make it.

>> No.18229700 [DELETED] 

What a joyful day...

>> No.18229736 [DELETED] 

>>18229483
$0 because bitcoin and all cryptos are purely speculative. There's no utility in a currency that is a volatile as the stock market and there's no value in it as an asset because it's not real.

>> No.18229739 [DELETED] 

>>18229483
False.
Nobody on /biz/ has an unbiased opinion.

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Britbong here, brokers has stopped sending daily reports because its gotten that depressing.

>> No.18229805 [DELETED] 

>>18229711
Ok coofer

>> No.18229810 [DELETED] 

>>18229708
I’m bearish but we’re need a day to crab

>> No.18229822 [DELETED] 

Is iv crush or theta destroying my puts? They expire 2 weeks from now

>> No.18229835 [DELETED] 

What's wrong with letting corporations and small businesses fail?

>> No.18229848 [DELETED] 

Day of the steak soon

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>>18229483

>> No.18229863 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpQFCcSI0pU
>coronavirus source found
bullish?

>> No.18229887 [DELETED] 

>>18229840
Sergey is known to be THE most hung guy in crypto, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth.

>> No.18229898 [DELETED] 

this thread is a fucking disgrace kek
the absolute state of /biz/ IQ in 2020

>> No.18229920 [DELETED] 

>>18229863
We already know the source, it's the Umbrella Corporation.

>> No.18229926 [DELETED] 

test

>> No.18229934 [DELETED] 

Why is America not in lockdown yet?

>> No.18229947 [DELETED] 

>>18228549
>>18228167
>>18228093


pls infect

>> No.18229953 [DELETED] 

bless meee

>> No.18230059 [DELETED] 

>>18230014
Eventually you will

>> No.18230060 [DELETED] 

>>18230036
SHORT RCL

>> No.18230063 [DELETED] 

>>18230024
I think you might have retardation anon

>> No.18230065 [DELETED] 

fuck UBER fuck LYFT

>> No.18230072 [DELETED] 

>>18230052
You're good anon.

>> No.18230081 [DELETED] 

Accumulate REFR cheapies

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Bobos are safe from virus.

>> No.18230108 [DELETED] 

>>18230096
You're cured.

>> No.18230118 [DELETED] 

>>18230096
kek you're immune + a billionaire on his island watching the world burn

>> No.18230119 [DELETED] 

>retarded friend lost 1k investing Whiting petroleum even though I warned him not to do it

>> No.18230120 [DELETED] 

>>18230096
I have no idea. Did you buy a pass or something?
_______________________
BagholderExtraordinaire#727

>> No.18230129 [DELETED] 

Don't know if I should buy today or tomorrow...

>> No.18230151 [DELETED] 

>>18228353
get

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>>18229327
>still uninfected
same goes me for I fear.

>> No.18230176 [DELETED] 

infect me bros

>> No.18230177 [DELETED] 

>>18230151
thanks sminem

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stonks only go up

>> No.18230210 [DELETED] 

>This weak as fuck low volume pump
Stupid bulls

>> No.18230220 [DELETED] 

>>18230052
Wait, does a green ID mean I’m infected? D:

>> No.18230221 [DELETED] 

kek. Is “JaneDoe”, who is replying and linking on twitter the vice article about GDP to everyone, Jessica ?

>> No.18230254 [DELETED] 

>>18228883
>What got raped by COVID?
>- Iran
>- Italy
>- New York (Italian/Jewish)
>- France
>- Spain
>Who's doing really well resisting COVID?
>- Taiwan
>- Korea
>- Japan
>- Thailand
>- Germany
>- India

>> No.18230257 [DELETED] 

>>18229236
Shit approved for use in the clinic always lag behind even university SOTA by as much as 50 years, but usually around 20 years. Nothing new, nor anything market-related, here.

>> No.18230261 [DELETED] 

>>18230197
do u even lift

>> No.18230288 [DELETED] 

>>18229224
LEASE OUT MURDER 5O LANDLORDS

>> No.18230292 [DELETED] 

rEPLYING FOR IMMUNITY CHECK, HOW ARE MY SQQQBROS

>> No.18230338 [DELETED] 

>>18230322
>so why even watch them?
to keep the cattle in check

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ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.18230367 [DELETED] 

>>18230028
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

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>>18229236
Kill yourself faggot. Fuck capitalism and commies. National socialism is the only way.

>> No.18230443 [DELETED] 

>>18230407
My aprils fools prank? Turning your power off

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>>18230327
I'll unironically take the other side of this trade when cruise lines get a bit cheaper. Have you ever priced assisted living facilities for elder relatives?

Sending your boomerinos on perma-cruises is much cheaper than any decently run nursing home.

>> No.18230495 [DELETED] 

>>18230471
I have a ton of ammo

>> No.18230514 [DELETED] 

this green shit/ immune shit is just to distract me from losing 4% today hahha

>> No.18230534 [DELETED] 

>>18229856
Scenic carpenter and Technical Director here. All theatres and events are closed for the foreseeable future so I will be jumping on the gibs train to the tune of $526/state + $600/fed. Should I put it all into crypto?

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sip a fresh one with me /biz/

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bobos is there any chance that this is an elaborate april fools prank by jerome and he's going to rape me tomorrow with the biggest green dildo

>> No.18230539 [DELETED] 

>>18230517
Now.

>> No.18230540 [DELETED] 

>>18225068
I secured mine from a dealer on ebay

>> No.18230603 [DELETED] 

I want to be green and make it

>> No.18230621 [DELETED] 

>>18230579
Thanks buddy. Hey lets all celebrate by killing this EOD >together

>> No.18230629 [DELETED] 

>>18230274
Why does it matter ? Isn't it just different voting rights in the company ?

>> No.18230638 [DELETED] 

>>18230608
whichever one lets me eat her ass

>> No.18230686 [DELETED] 

>>18230670
red

>> No.18230698 [DELETED] 

>>18230684
it will go back up eventually if I hold

>> No.18230720 [DELETED] 

wut

>> No.18230796 [DELETED] 

>>18229189
Just a little bit. It’s just a cold bro. Chill.

>> No.18230798 [DELETED] 

COOOOF ahem, sorry anon just seasonal allergies COOOOOF

>> No.18230822 [DELETED] 

>>18230692
You are a man of integrity and courage

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Kek still not infected.

>> No.18230888 [DELETED] 

18230693
Does anyone got the apu with the Nike shoe and phone that says made in China

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>>18230355
100k at least, she is a very expensive whorehole

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Jussa eata mo bat untrill you afinda tassy cure battur

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>>18230176
>infect me bros
this

>> No.18230952 [DELETED] 

>>18230693
Cum

>> No.18230980 [DELETED] 

>>18230692
>proud of being a hobo squatter
get shot slum rat

>> No.18230990 [DELETED] 

>>18230852
Anti sim

>> No.18231017 [DELETED] 

Friendly reminder:
>I'll rent you my car if you pay me money from time to time
>Deal!
>Hey man I need some of that money
>THIS IS MY CAR NOW BITCH COME AND TAKE IT I'LL SHOOT YOU LMAO YOU PARASITE

>> No.18231057 [DELETED] 

*hack*

>> No.18231069 [DELETED] 

first for bobros. let's all get fucked in the anus by tomorrow's surprise green dildo

>> No.18231093 [DELETED] 

>>18231077
Literal who

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>>18231040
REPLY TO WHAT

>> No.18231114 [DELETED] 

THE GREENS

>> No.18231115 [DELETED] 

amazing waifu

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Hello mister Apu, I got plenty of food for "The children" (winks).
>poisoned all food in that bait stack

>> No.18231184 [DELETED] 

>>18228364
where the fuck is germany?

>> No.18231223 [DELETED] 

>>18231110
I'm hoping for a 180ish SPY bottom

>> No.18231238 [DELETED] 

>>18231216
No less than $1000

>> No.18231246 [DELETED] 

fuck off bobo, i am busy

>> No.18231250 [DELETED] 

Damn I wanted to put in some AMRN calls at opening but I woke up too late.

>> No.18231251 [DELETED] 

>>18231177
Sounds good. Also, your digits back this sound decision.

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>>18231218
cope nigger

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>>18229465

>> No.18231277 [DELETED] 

>>18231218
>African Civilization
>Pyramids
Yeah no.

>> No.18231280 [DELETED] 

>>18231177
Might wanna wait for their next earnings report. Should be bad so it'll go down more.

>> No.18231283 [DELETED] 

BOBOS IT'S CRABBING AT 247, I DON'T LIKE THIS
JEROME IS UP TO SOMETHING

>> No.18231329 [DELETED] 

>>18228208
I-I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOF

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Circuit Breakers soon brothers.

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>20,995.70

CLACK CLACK CLACK

>> No.18231430 [DELETED] 

>>18231358
Why yes, I do have short positions in banks. I am looking at closing my short position in BAC. Most likely when it hits $18. I've been short BAC since the first Fed emergency rate cut, by then it was obvious that they would cut again and BAC is the most dependent on interest rates. WFC is hot garbage too but I am not sure if there's a foreseeable bottom for this one yet.

>> No.18231441 [DELETED] 

I wanna be infected too lolol

>> No.18231482 [DELETED] 

Is it too late to bug sdow?

>> No.18231501 [DELETED] 

I'm down 20% on Ford right now. Should I hold until recovery or cut my losses now and buy in again later? How much lower could it go?

>> No.18231505 [DELETED] 

Thoughts on Simply Wall St?

>> No.18231510 [DELETED] 

>/biz/ is literally full of glowniggers
wow...

>> No.18231511 [DELETED] 

I am immortal

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>mfw havent given anyone a ( you ) all day

>> No.18231518 [DELETED] 

>>18231501
Lol he bought.

>> No.18231548 [DELETED] 

>>18231516
let's trade (You)'s

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WHY YES, I AM TOO BASED TO GET INFECTED, HOW COULD YOU TELL?

>> No.18231563 [DELETED] 

>>18229483
Prob $500,000-$1,000,000 if you think it will eventually succeed.

If you think it will fail it's $0.

Just put the market cap on the same order of magnitude of the institutional money supply if you think it'll eventually replace fiat.

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Bulltards thought this was the bottom. Pathetic.

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>Why are we crashing?

>> No.18231695 [DELETED] 

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

>> No.18231699 [DELETED] 

I've been posting since 9am on /biz/ /k/ and /pol/

I AM IMMUNE follow the GUIDELINES

>> No.18231758 [DELETED] 

Bought American Express 90c exp April 17.

I AM GOING TO BE RICH

>> No.18231763 [DELETED] 

>>18226273
Unbased and cringepilled

>> No.18231793 [DELETED] 

>>18230275
>>18231763
Death camps for communists, and their family members too.

>> No.18231794 [DELETED] 

BREAKER!

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Bull trap completed. Lured those bulls in and now we slaughter them and serve up the steaks.

>> No.18231805 [DELETED] 

Time to buy? Everything's red.

>> No.18231807 [DELETED] 

test

>> No.18231810 [DELETED] 

Dos Pantalones Por Favor.

>> No.18231836 [DELETED] 

You can't recover if you never got the bug

>> No.18231895 [DELETED] 

>>18231842
Why would you buy into a company that currently has no revenue streams? Say what you will about fundamental analysis but that is an absolutely retarded play

>> No.18231899 [DELETED] 

>>18231099
UH-OH B*LLS

>> No.18231901 [DELETED] 

>>1823187 2
Welcome to 4chan

>> No.18231905 [DELETED] 

>>18231852
Have you ever driven a Ford and then drove any other make of car?
Ford is trash

>> No.18231906 [DELETED] 

>tfw wanted to place Calls on AMRN and puts on CCL
>Pussied out and didn't do so
BAKA

>> No.18231908 [DELETED] 

Pence just said the States will be as bad as Italy, there goes another few percent.

>> No.18231911 [DELETED] 

where is the fucking dump? all day long its been just slowly trickling down

WHERE IS THE HUGE TREMENDOUS FUCKING FREEFALL???

>> No.18231912 [DELETED] 

>>18229256
id rather do something else to that landlord if you know what i mean

>> No.18231933 [DELETED] 

>>18231911
Give it 30 minutes, my coof-free friend.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKIKEING STOP

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>>18231911
No no, the slow excruciating downward slide is where we're at now.

TO ZERO AND BEYOND!

>> No.18231948 [DELETED] 

>>18231911
It won't happen in a day, it will happen over 5 months with several bull traps included
welcome to mr. bobos wild ride

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>>18231885
financial statements are for nerds

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>> No.18232009 [DELETED] 

If my options are OTM at expiry I don't have to do anything right?

Also rip my options.

>> No.18232304 [DELETED] 

>>18231296
Nice appeal to authority. Laws have no inherent value either. The rule of law is only brought about when one group possesses a monopoly on violence. Try to go to Somalia with your "laws". Then tell me how much nighergangraping you endured/enjoyed

>> No.18232546 [DELETED] 

I won't sell at 2k
I won't sell at 0.2k
I won't sell at 0.02k
I will buy at 0.002k

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can someone explain why she didn't use a fake name in the porno?

>> No.18232735 [DELETED] 

>>18232711
It will go up and down over time.
Hope this helps

>> No.18232749 [DELETED] 

>>18232660
Because she is incredibly stupid. Yeah and she also manages $300 million dollars, including significant portion of chainlink's ICO funds.

>> No.18232762 [DELETED] 

>>18232711
Yes, also that is a man

>> No.18232813 [DELETED] 

Summerfags welcome

>> No.18232814 [DELETED] 

Is this (you) bait to infect us with your lung aids?

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>>18232723
ATHX: the mooning continues. Remember when I told you about ATHX sub 2$? now its over 4$. Hope you are not missing out bros.

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The HFTs, Fed, hedge funds, brokers, and mutual funds all collude to rig this shit under the direction and guidance of the U.S. government. As long as everyone serves and keeps the market manipulated, they'll avoid the Long Term Capital Management treatment.

>> No.18232828 [DELETED] 

Give me the coof!

>> No.18232829 [DELETED] 

>>18232765
Look like it

>> No.18232831 [DELETED] 

ITS TIME JEROME
GET IN THE FUCKIN TRUNK

https://youtu.be/mvNbhrOEXt4

>> No.18232835 [DELETED] 

Imoving this so far biz keep it up

JUST fuck my celcius up

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME JEROME

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VIOLA AND JUST LIKE THAT 5 TRILLION (5,000,000,000,000) DOLLARS (USD) WILL NEVER EXIST EVER AGAIN!

>> No.18232847 [DELETED] 

>>18232723
The Bears owned the day but the crabs owned the power hour.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

aint nothing like dollar cost averaging with the house's money

>> No.18232876 [DELETED] 

i bought at the worst time again
kill me

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>>18232723
We got one stimulus package.
How likely that we get another one in the next few weeks or month?

>> No.18232891 [DELETED] 

>>18232784
If cruises aren't a thing for longer than 6 months or a year even, toast.

>> No.18232894 [DELETED] 

>>18232852
Up 9%

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https://cme4pif-thoughts.blogspot.com/2020/02/virus-or-bank.html

Good blogpost from an old school boomer trader on why the economy was mcfucked even before the virus started spreading

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>60k new cases in a day
>4k deaths
>probably not testing enough
oh my fug

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Should I waste some money?

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uh, hello braap department?
I just let out another stinker

>> No.18232936 [DELETED] 

>>18231898
Lies

>> No.18232960 [DELETED] 

>>18231862
update this pic already
its old

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COUNTDOWN TO APRIL THIRD 8:30 AM, STARTING NOW

>> No.18232996 [DELETED] 

>>18232972
>WITH ZERO DEATHS OR SIDE EFFECTS
a little premature to be making that assumption?

>> No.18232998 [DELETED] 

>>18232836
>how did you retards do today

Retarded but didn't lose much.
Was actually able to guesstimate the dip but didnt buy any inverse ETFs since I didnt want to get crab-raped.

Im hoping for another dead cat bounch tomorrow so I can jump in and offload some SBUX I bought last week expecting the BULLshit to continue.

Overall not great, not terrible, still fun af to learn and get involved.

>> No.18233000 [DELETED] 

>>18232952
I know and he was right about everything

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>>18230164
>>18227820
>>18224382
Females must die

>> No.18233064 [DELETED] 

>>18232996
all 400 patients survived and have no side effects. these are all drugs that have been around for 50+ years and have been studied. Side effects from the drugs, not from having coronachan (as far as I know there are none either)

>> No.18233070 [DELETED] 

I have $9.9k in my Roth IRA up from $9k in contributions. I'm thinking about buying 100 shares of airliners on the cheap like $UAL and selling a covered call once a week to get some of these juicy premiums due to volatility being higher than Elon Musk rn. Am I retarded or does this seem like a good idea? If $UAL goes below $20 again I will be tempted to do this. Do I sell 1 weekly covered call every week or just sell one leap and take that fat premium now?

>> No.18233072 [DELETED] 

>>18231017
Forgot the part where you buy up all the cars that ever exist to prevent people from actually buying them instead of dealing with scum like you, and then offer to rent it for a monthly fee equivalent to the manufacturing cost of the entire car since you have cornered the market.

>> No.18233137 [DELETED] 

>>18232854
When looking at stocks and ETFs are dividends part of overall returns? For example, if I look at the 1 yr - 10 yr returns do they include the dividend yields of each year or should I multiply the dividend yield by the number of years?

Example:
> If an ETF has a 2.5% yield and it states an average return of 9% per year does that mean I can ballpark it to about 11.5% real returns every year?

>> No.18233145 [DELETED] 

>>1823309 4
You dun goofed

>> No.18233173 [DELETED] 

>>18233114
I thought $XOM announced they will be suspending their div temporarily until this Coronavirus blows over. They haven't lowered their div for 37 years so I think the Execs are trying to suspend it until they can afford to pay at a level >= to the div pre covid19

>> No.18233177 [DELETED] 

>>18233150
After that unsustainable pump almost certainly red.

>> No.18233179 [DELETED] 

>>18233137
yes that's how total return works. my goal isn't really total return but more of a growing dividend that can maintain support in the future (if the stock price isn't growing chances are the dividend won't be able to last)

>> No.18233229 [DELETED] 

܂>>18228353
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>>18233146

>> No.18233233 [DELETED] 

I went to the stock market today and bought some 401k

>> No.18233288 [DELETED] 

>>18233217
I have one more cruise line I want to invest in because of how low it is.

>> No.18233298 [DELETED] 

>>18233264
Jerome is working from home now. Printers are done.

>> No.18233345 [DELETED] 

>>18233275
Thred's average IQ seems to drop like 2 std dev every time the market is down more than 4% -_-
Strongly suspect many newfreinds don't actually own stocks, they're just coming by from pol or something to watch the happening. It was getting a lot better friday-monday, they'll be shaken off by May

>> No.18233351 [DELETED] 

>>18233173
nope, their divvy is still getting paid for now. and its around 10%. its certainly a gamble considering the oil war between SA and Russia, but it could pay off hansomly in the future. I own some CVX and PSX and neither have cut their divvy yet. If they do cut (and not just suspend) I'll just sell my position, tax loss harvest and put it in something like NEE

>> No.18233362 [DELETED] 

>>18233208
Bro you should read the prospectus on $UDOW before you toss $7k at it. Levering up at the bottom is a good idea in theory but with IV this high the premiums to achieve 3x leverage make the chance of losing money very high.

Direxion just moved from 3x leverage to 2x leverage on a lot of their ETF's yesterday because the premiums were too high which includes $NUGT $JNUG $GUSH $DUST $JDSC and some others

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>>18232852
In practice it's 0% until I hit the sell button.

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Lads, anybody got graph comparing current DJI crash to previous crisies ? (1929, 2008)

>> No.18233390 [DELETED] 

>>18233345
Tbh I shitpost like mad and im all in 5k. It's because this place has been perma bull for 4 years straight. Now it's bear shitposting hour

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I did it.

>> No.18233393 [DELETED] 

oof

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>He fell for the bull trap, return to normal

Hahaha,I bet he said he was going to "buy the bottom" haha.

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"Jerome, throw it in when the stock market peaks"

>> No.18233423 [DELETED] 

>>18233351
If $XOM goes down to sub $30 again I am tempted to buy 100 shares through my Roth and sell a covered call once a week for ~$50 premium. Is this retarded or not

>> No.18233425 [DELETED] 

>>18233345
>I can time the market and predict the future dood trust me.

>> No.18233433 [DELETED] 

>British Tobacco trying to make Rona Vaccines using Tobacco plants
lmao

>> No.18233485 [DELETED] 

>>18228353
how to get infected

>> No.18233489 [DELETED] 

>>18233423
How long before Roth matures? Under 30 years not retarded

>> No.18233498 [DELETED] 

>>18233367
you dont deserve all that moeny bro. good thing you are giving it away

>> No.18233509 [DELETED] 

>>18233313
I'll take your virus because this is a nice post.
The thing is that there is no perfect ideology, ideologies are composed of words, and words are leaves blowing in the wind. "Belief systems" are dead end alleyways to get stuck in. Your quest isn't over, it's just begun. Now you can begin to see clearly.

>> No.18233510 [DELETED] 

Anyone got a screenshot of her smiling into the camera with cum all over her?

>> No.18233513 [DELETED] 

Japan and Singapore are getting fucked soon.

>> No.18233515 [DELETED] 

i'm a big gay

>> No.18233518 [DELETED] 

I Have $300 worth of shares in BP, should I sell tomorrow and grab more of the airline cheapies?

>> No.18233521 [DELETED] 

>>18233379
fail

>> No.18233526 [DELETED] 

Holy shit this virtual corona posting shit is so gay.

>> No.18233541 [DELETED] 

>>18233489
I'm 21 with $9.9k in my Roth IRA. My total contributions are $9k and currently have everything sitting in cash

>> No.18233552 [DELETED] 

#T
tomo

>> No.18233565 [DELETED] 

>>18233498
I still hold the shares. Nothing has been given away.

>> No.18233568 [DELETED] 

>>18233536
Cheaper than AAL?

>> No.18233574 [DELETED] 

>>18233539
My thoughts exactly

>> No.18233585 [DELETED] 

>>18233565
yet

>> No.18233604 [DELETED] 

>>18228353
Am I green or not? Let's find out

>> No.18233646 [DELETED] 

tumblr.jpg

>> No.18233832 [DELETED] 

>>18233313
The hard truth is that you are a lazy pseud that prefers writing your waterlogged pseud opinions on anonymous forums

Welcome to the party

If you so wish to stop being such a typical young thinker, swallow your ego and give an honest steady effort

>> No.18233932 [DELETED] 

Bobo are you ok

>> No.18234127 [DELETED] 

>>18234091
Biz is a 30 year old boomer board now piss off

>> No.18234153 [DELETED] 

This thread glows.

>> No.18234162 [DELETED] 

>>18234091
31

>> No.18234164 [DELETED] 

I'm 32 and I hold chainlink.

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BOOMERS

>> No.18234201 [DELETED] 

>>18232432
This coofer is right.

Honestly I’m trying to think of certain ways to pivot and how to come back even a better candidate for a job I’d actually like to have

>> No.18234202 [DELETED] 

It's not going to happen, dumb bearniggers

>> No.18234220 [DELETED] 

>>18229614
>As a business woman, have you sold your pussy on camera?
>Do you wanna?

>> No.18234254 [DELETED] 

>>18234185
>>18234198
>>18234225
repent zoomers
also good for you
you know you have made it when you have burned all your receptors and feel nothing

>> No.18234266 [DELETED] 

41

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>>18233388
Yes Sir it's him. Our village is all in BSV. You good Sir should buy some too.

>> No.18234390 [DELETED] 

i dont get it, is that chit chat supposed to be bullish?

>> No.18234429 [DELETED] 

>>18233334
Or just join the reserves and have them pay for a majority of your education

>> No.18234430 [DELETED] 

>>18234312
There are a lot of unhappy rich people, don’t worry because you are clearly not one.

>> No.18234440 [DELETED] 

Wtf I'm immune?? Or is it asymptomatic, can I still spread the disease??

>> No.18234443 [DELETED] 

>>18231862
> he keep posting it
> he keep jinxing it
are you just a mumu in disguise ?

>> No.18234461 [DELETED] 

>>18231862
fuck just imagine her titts would be double the size they already are omg how big would they be then?

>> No.18234572 [DELETED] 

She is fucking hot

>> No.18234579 [DELETED] 

Greenbax

>> No.18234581 [DELETED] 

The fair market value of any and all cryptocurrencies should be exactly $1 USD, with transactions costing a few cents. What we need is an untraceable digital equivalent to the dollar that can't be stolen by Uncle Sam. That's all. And you should be willing to pay a few cents to transact using it (a premium you pay for the anonymity and convenience of not needing to talk to a bank)

Unironically this ^

>> No.18234624 [DELETED] 

>>18232711
Dunno about bitcoin desu. But OGN gonna be insanly high very soon for sure.

>> No.18234747 [DELETED] 

>>18234620
very touching video i'm crying

>> No.18234775 [DELETED] 

>>18233412
my gf

Stay away.

>> No.18234847 [DELETED] 

>>18234804
>Why can't my life be "suck a few dicks to make it"

Maybe it can be bro

>> No.18234909 [DELETED] 

>>18231993
>Index funds are bad
>t: person who runs a managed fund

quelle fucking surprise

>> No.18234914 [DELETED] 

>>18228353
*vomit*

>> No.18234918 [DELETED] 

>>18232634
Faggots like you are never right even once, your entire """"strategy"""" is pure guessing and ponzi scams, you retarded monkey

>> No.18234922 [DELETED] 

>>18228353
Based greenchads

>> No.18234979 [DELETED] 

I AM CLEAN

>> No.18235078 [DELETED] 

Miracle mineral supplement will sort you out.

>> No.18235089 [DELETED] 

yeah but where?

>> No.18235090 [DELETED] 

How many snakeoils to make it sirs

>> No.18235093 [DELETED] 

Gif smiley plox

>> No.18235095 [DELETED] 

I was a smiley bro but now I lost it.

>> No.18235108 [DELETED] 

>>18234708
I want to be one of you please sir let me join

>> No.18235162 [DELETED] 

gorge splashington looked nothing like that...

>> No.18235174 [DELETED] 

>>18228353
Green id and virus free

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>>18228353
Green or I post my ass

>> No.18235190 [DELETED] 

Roll for Kung flu

>> No.18235198 [DELETED] 

>>18228353
your mom

>> No.18235287 [DELETED] 

>>18235236
I'm not falling for that again.

>> No.18235325 [DELETED] 

42

>> No.18235327 [DELETED] 

New dollars should be styled like the Texas Republic's redback dollar, not this gay European shit

>> No.18235330 [DELETED] 

>>18235322
invite corona chan into your heart

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>>18228353
Not green, also check my dubs

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>>18235327
Hahahaha based

>> No.18235351 [DELETED] 

>>18235155
LMAO. How is that even possible? Ah, my ribs hurt.

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>>18235337

>> No.18235354 [DELETED] 

>>18235183
down
bcuz
dasaman

>> No.18235418 [DELETED] 

>>18235347
zoom out

>> No.18235426 [DELETED] 

>>18235347
-50%

>> No.18235454 [DELETED] 

>>18234708
Cringe

>> No.18235456 [DELETED] 

>>18234708
Never was sick and stayed healthy this whole time. Enjoy your sterilization.

>> No.18235507 [DELETED] 

>>18235457
kek. that must've hurt

>> No.18235538 [DELETED] 

Wtf is this shit?

>> No.18235544 [DELETED] 

>>18235430
This is a test, sirs.

>> No.18235560 [DELETED] 

>>18234091
32

>> No.18235624 [DELETED] 

So many retarded answers. The only correct one is the cost of production. Electricity $ per kw/h x however many kw/h to mine 1 btc = the true price. Any amount beyond that is subjective and anything less is people selling shit for less than it cost them to make

>> No.18235629 [DELETED] 

>>18235218
HOW DO I GET A LAUGHING EMOJI? ALSO LAST YEAR'S APRIL FOOLS WAS BETTER!!

>> No.18235634 [DELETED] 

>>18235155
Based and checked.
Ty u anon

>> No.18235641 [DELETED] 

>>18234307
>candyass
>jabroni
>amidoinitrite newfag

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>>18235555
yur bare better not fuck with my emo pony

>> No.18235665 [DELETED] 

>>18235592
BTC is 0.116 trillion

>> No.18235689 [DELETED] 

>>18234265
Based

>> No.18235692 [DELETED] 

>>18235624
What about the fact that different mining operations pay different amounts for electricity? Or the idea that some miners can afford to mine at a loss temporarily hoping for a greater return in the future?

>> No.18235718 [DELETED] 

>>18234743
How to get that?

>> No.18235736 [DELETED] 

>>18233388
checked andbased

>> No.18235737 [DELETED] 

>>18232680
Give me the questions and I will do it

>> No.18235756 [DELETED] 

>>18234133
dead boomers are going to keep occupying all the best jobs, aren't they

>> No.18235769 [DELETED] 

As if any of those worthless cunts can afford not to. Without other people providing everything they need for them boomers just wilt and die like the parasites they are

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proud to be part of such a prestigious group of based individuals

>> No.18235814 [DELETED] 

>>18235730
uninstall
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/04/18/a-controversial-part-of-robinhoods-business-tripled-in-sales-thanks-to-high-frequency-trading-firms.html

>> No.18235816 [DELETED] 

this is good fud

>> No.18235895 [DELETED] 

TB𝅶𝅶𝅶H

>> No.18235905 [DELETED] 

Delete it and save your money

>> No.18235907 [DELETED] 

>>18235891
This but unironically

>> No.18235914 [DELETED] 

>>18235730
https://youtu.be/DQe9E7HvCBo

Sub to my channel Anon I've been posting my Robinhood account for several months now. You can learn from my past mistakes

>> No.18235915 [DELETED] 

>>18228353
OOOOOOOOOOOOH I'M FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOFING

>> No.18235916 [DELETED] 

If you care literally whatsoever about the sex life of anybody except yourself, you're a cuck.

>> No.18235942 [DELETED] 

having a boner right now friends

>> No.18236028 [DELETED] 

>>18235891
Kek, imagine thinking this has anything to do with envy or getting paid to get railed on camera is equivocal to being 'sexually independent'.

>> No.18236052 [DELETED] 

>>18236033
should've bought the dip goy

>> No.18236060 [DELETED] 

>>18236033
Why the fuck is btc pumping so hard

>> No.18236069 [DELETED] 

>>18236055
Actually Tim Cook made that up to sell more iPhones, they are in fact very high in sodium.

>> No.18236090 [DELETED] 

>>18234743
based nothingburgerbro

>> No.18236131 [DELETED] 

>>18235934
Boomernomics

>> No.18236160 [DELETED] 

I need half of everyone's white blood cells.

>> No.18236164 [DELETED] 

>>18235602
why shouldn't you buy btc when most altcoins tend to follow BTC price?

>> No.18236272 [DELETED] 

>>18235166
checked

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No choice but to eat the rich. You get what you fucking deserve.

>> No.18236330 [DELETED] 

>>18236258
typically it means after consolidation, it'll move either up or down violently. like your sister.

>> No.18236355 [DELETED] 

>>18234091
22

>> No.18236356 [DELETED] 

>>18235939
You definitely need to format your hard drive quickly

>> No.18236395 [DELETED] 

>>18234307
DESU

>> No.18236515 [DELETED] 

>>18230692
Based

>> No.18236551 [DELETED] 

>>18229224
I'll have it in a few weeks lul

>> No.18236552 [DELETED] 

>>18234562
holy shit I thought that thread was fake WTF

>> No.18236585 [DELETED] 

>>18236508
Because nothing happens to healthy younger people and anyone who says otherwise is a fearmongering liberal faggot

>> No.18236651 [DELETED] 

>>18236373
Low iq post
Just took money out of binance with ease

>> No.18236692 [DELETED] 

green...

>> No.18236741 [DELETED] 

>>18235962
Based

>> No.18236776 [DELETED] 

>>18235898
>we are pumping like there is no tomorrow
>up 3%
?????

>> No.18236800 [DELETED] 

>>18234708
Smileys are gonna get fucking rekt.

>> No.18236860 [DELETED] 

>>18236750
You answer your own question, too much bearfag of course a whale would make them seethe as an April fool joke

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relax, they are setting the monthly high.

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>>18236795
for over a year I've just been holding and not trying to play the market, but a week ago I tethered up expecting a crash. I hate this shit. I know as soon as I buy back in its going to crash. about to say fuck all of you and buy in just to see it crash.

>> No.18236886 [DELETED] 

>>18236826
i made my money the normal way
wagecucking and saving

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test

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>>18236821
pompf,....

>> No.18236965 [DELETED] 

>>18236937
Literally the truth anything ever happens in BTC/USDT

>> No.18236967 [DELETED] 

>>18235748
holy shit anon thats bad

>> No.18236968 [DELETED] 

>>18236905
Making a prediction now but looks like rounds, and not bars. Hopefully silver.

>> No.18236994 [DELETED] 

>>18236896
he probably DIDNT FEEL SO GOOD you fucking idiot, maybe he was COOFing a bit. he said his systems weren't severe enough not that he was asymptomatic.

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>> No.18237018 [DELETED] 

>>18237004
do you honestly believe 100,000 deaths have already been written off and is priced in?

>> No.18237019 [DELETED] 

>>18236857
What the FUCK

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>>18232061

Got this but not too sure it was a good idea after seeing the kind of morons that buy the stuff...

>>18237001

>> No.18237123 [DELETED] 

I'm all in. RONA PUMP

>> No.18237124 [DELETED] 

They all died.

>> No.18237171 [DELETED] 

>>18237080
Nah that’s bad ass anon. I am jealous.

>> No.18237216 [DELETED] 

>>18236889
I literally just graduated college and got a new job as a software engineer when this short started. I got sent home my second day :(

>> No.18237241 [DELETED] 

>>18232660
That's part of what got her off

>> No.18237249 [DELETED] 

>>18237229
Try harder bulltard. You recency bias will be your downfall

>> No.18237300 [DELETED] 

>>18236000
Maybe people should stop wasting so much fucking money on stupjd shit. Friendly reminder that these same normalfags actively try to drag down and leech off those around them that try to get ahead. Why do you think we have a rule of "don't tell anyone you hold crypto"?

They could learn how to trade on the stock market but no "that's just gambling bro!", so instead they'll put their spare profit to a much more productive use: alcohol and other luxuries. If you've ever actually hanged around poor people in your life you'll know what I'm talking about, I was RAISED by these people. Fuck the 60%.

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>>18236187
BEAR FLAG
E
A
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F
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>> No.18237326 [DELETED] 

>>18236285
fuck off commie

>> No.18237327 [DELETED] 

>>18237300
If people didn't waste money the service economy woul collapse ad take the market with it. Maybe they should pay people a living wage instead of hoarding it. This is the end result of avarice at the top.

>> No.18237330 [DELETED] 

>>18236397
lol this is bullshit, gap analysis has been used for years for stock indices https://www.peterlbrandt.com/the-history-of-unfilled-gaps-in-the-u-s-stock-indexes/

>> No.18237373 [DELETED] 

>everything burns

>> No.18237383 [DELETED] 

I shorted but I don’t even care because I have gold and silver in my closet and I’m about to go fuck my girlfriend in the ass and the cum all over her face

>> No.18237401 [DELETED] 

pamp eet

>> No.18237403 [DELETED] 

>>18237376
They will just implement a federal jobs program and give everyone make work. What corona is showing is how useless the professional managerial class is.

>> No.18237404 [DELETED] 

>>18237318
>I just saw this
>Everyone else has been too busy
Anon fuck off would you?

>> No.18237413 [DELETED] 

>>18237194
I just got infected. Fuck. Flew too close to the sun. :(

>> No.18237430 [DELETED] 

>he thinks that was the bottom

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>>18235934
poverty is immoral. poor people deserve to have bad things happen to them. if they were good people they would have wealth.

>> No.18237473 [DELETED] 

>>18235934
communism

>> No.18237476 [DELETED] 

Guide to being successful:

Be attractive

>> No.18237477 [DELETED] 

>>18235891
>literally fucked her way to success

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20 hours in still not infected

>> No.18237517 [DELETED] 

>>18236328
Socialism or Fascism. Either way we're probably kissing neoliberal (((democracy))) goodbye

>> No.18237537 [DELETED] 

>>18236857
Wh...Where's anon who said if it didn't hit 6400 he'd end it all?

H...He ok? Anyone talk to him lately? I'm worried.

>> No.18237555 [DELETED] 

>>18233388
He really is a faggot, isn’t he?

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I've got 46 oz I hastily assembled in a month. Basically have to take this month off, hopefully next month things will level out some. Just gonna put some $$$ this month

>> No.18237699 [DELETED] 

>>18237674
if you're into it, open up BTC and ETH 5 or 15 minute charts side by side. watch BTC....trade ETH based on BTC moves.

>> No.18237760 [DELETED] 

>>18234620
I've never seen any posts hating on women musicians or actresses or other highly successful multi millionaire women.

>> No.18237771 [DELETED] 

>>18237215
I bought at the middle :(

>> No.18237773 [DELETED] 

>>18237419
The joke is the landlord is their parents

>> No.18237973 [DELETED] 

>>18237417
>coofer
opinion discarded

>> No.18238006 [DELETED] 

>>18237127
Based and fluff pilled

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Is hairy pussy priced in?

>> No.18238057 [DELETED] 

>>18237889
Based

>> No.18238061 [DELETED] 

COOF test

>> No.18238063 [DELETED] 

Hellyeah, I knew it was worth building a presence on linkedin. Non-linkedin fags blown tfout

>> No.18238068 [DELETED] 

>>18238017
How do you know?

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My 5 and 14 day average have not yet been wrong once on the dips but I'm too much of a chickenshit to buy anything but lowest of bottoms.

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>>18238061
blessed

>> No.18238110 [DELETED] 

coof

>> No.18238115 [DELETED] 

>>18237851
mods are deleting any positive threads.

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I tried to warn you bullbros. Why were you so spiteful, why did you rub every 3% day in our faces? It could have been so different...

I’m sorry, I promise I will spend your money wisely, mainly on purchasing high quality cosplay for my gf and side piece to wear while I fuck them.

>> No.18238131 [DELETED] 

>>18228353
Not a fucking chance.

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>>18238116
>purchasing high quality cosplay
Which outfits?

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>>18238116
I tried to * clack * you, * clack * bros. Why were you so * clack *, why did you continue to * clack * * clack * * clack * at every possible turn? It could have been so * clack * ...

I'm * clack * , I promise that I will * clack * your * clack * * clack * * clack * . Mainly on * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * cunny * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack *

>> No.18238162 [DELETED] 

Green all day guys

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>>18238136
Megumin, of course. Fun fact: I was looking for a specific cosplay picture and found pic related. I fucked this girl at a con like 2 years back. I have multiple photos of my dick in her mouth, kek. She was in d.va cosplay though.

>Buy
SQQQ
SPY puts
SPXS calls

>Sell
Any stock above 2008 prices

>> No.18238194 [DELETED] 

>>18238171
dumbest thing I've read today

>> No.18238232 [DELETED] 

>>18238134
No thank you sir I'm a healthy boy

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>>18238184
Based weeb chad
Please teach me your ways
The best moment of my life was fucking a girl cosplaying Fuuka from P3 in the bathroom at Otakon
She wasn’t even fat or ugly
We’re all gonna make it

>> No.18238257 [DELETED] 

Imagine how fake and shitty your economy must be if a mild virus can make it completely implode.

>> No.18238259 [DELETED] 

>>18238241
>my id
8 40s
And
CP


based?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ANZ8Osnz4

>> No.18238268 [DELETED] 

how can fantom ever flip chainlink in value now

>> No.18238294 [DELETED] 

>>18238210
But tankers are good, yes?

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>>18238261
All I can do now is pray. Fuck you China

>> No.18238301 [DELETED] 

Holy fuck did carnival cruise lines get fucking hammered today

>> No.18238311 [DELETED] 

VW yes or no?

>> No.18238322 [DELETED] 

>>18238197
Good, more meat to the meat grinder, go die in Venezuela for the great burger economy, 'Murica first.

>> No.18238348 [DELETED] 

>>18235183
Anyone has a source on this? I need it for research purposes...

>> No.18238357 [DELETED] 

LOL this image is straight up SILLY! Am laughing at the silly elephant. Gonna send this to my wife, she'll get a real kick outta this.

Thanks!
-Simon

>> No.18238358 [DELETED] 

>>18237851
fapping to trannies. where else would they be?

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>id:FUG

>> No.18238419 [DELETED] 

hey, i said short ZM yesterday and today it fell 6%, i hope someone did that yesterday
now i'll bring you two more gifts, one is a trade and the other is a stock: VIST and long wheat, if you can trade futures, both of these are medium term
do what you wish with this

>> No.18238442 [DELETED] 

>>18238420
kek thanks for stopping the infection in my country bro

>> No.18238443 [DELETED] 

>>18236847
I don’t hold link or really like linknthreads but this content is fucking great.

>> No.18238457 [DELETED] 

>>18238419
I can second wheat futures. The heavy demand for grain staples + some export restrictions from Russia make wheat futures pretty good now.

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>>18238378
gib milkies

>> No.18238490 [DELETED] 

>>18238355
It's always more severe for Americans because we have a much higher standard of living. Many of our jobs are fake and gay now, because our economy is based on consumption and services. This is why you'll see an even faster rise in unemployment this time around.

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>shorting before may
ngmi

>> No.18238500 [DELETED] 

>>18238347
Oh well, I'm still bound to make a newbie mistake here and there, worst case scenario I lose 200 bucks big whoop

>> No.18238504 [DELETED] 

>>18238473
I was fat once and became /fit/, so I developed a real ftaphobia. I honestly hate them. I can barely talk to them.

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>>18236847
YFW 42 was right about everything

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>>18238456
We're a country filled with idiots, what can I say. I've been reading stories of people making six figures who had to file for unemployment a week after losing their jobs.

>> No.18238514 [DELETED] 

rolling

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I see this fucking face on every chart I look at.

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Did anyone watch that documentary?
https://vimeo.com/80799353

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>Just buy the dinosaur juice bro

pic related.

>> No.18238528 [DELETED] 

/r/mainstreetcrypto

>> No.18238543 [DELETED] 

>>18238521
Wtf is the password ??

>> No.18238545 [DELETED] 

>>18238521
whats the password

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>>18238523
If you invest in SPR you might wanna take a look into MTU. Just dropped over 60%. But since they are essential to building plane engines they can never go bankrupt really.

>> No.18238614 [DELETED] 

>>18238578
yeah they just overreacted so hard their lungs collapsed and they drowned in their own fluids

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Interesting

>> No.18238621 [DELETED] 

>>18238279
DHT and EURN for me. tankers will 10x this year

>> No.18238627 [DELETED] 

>>18238607
Yeah I only got some French frog stock what the hell is MTU

>> No.18238629 [DELETED] 

>>18238552
This is barely up though is it. Futures were very slightly up I think late yesterday very early morning as well but the market still dumped 4% on open

>> No.18238632 [DELETED] 

>short western civilisation
debt driven growth. short high yield corporate bonds. SJB.

>> No.18238637 [DELETED] 

>>18238587
Where is this?

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>>18238607
>>18238627
MTU Aero
Ticker's MTX I think

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Expect ID2020 and the next elections to be on the blockchain.
Cash is going to be removed and we will move to digital currency

>> No.18238663 [DELETED] 

>>18238378
BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>18238662

>> No.18238684 [DELETED] 

>>18238617

About $205 I went all in when it hit the $180s all the slander against Tesla was like what they tryed doing to Trump being redpilled seems key for trading

>> No.18238710 [DELETED] 

very instagramteredasting question, how about if you neck yourself?

>> No.18238712 [DELETED] 

Gonna start averaging into BAM if it drops another 5%.

>> No.18238731 [DELETED] 

>lifestaile
how normie are you, seriously?

>> No.18238742 [DELETED] 

>>18238499

number of deaths about to turn exponential

that curve in the graph is caused by the false data put out by the chinese.

>> No.18238743 [DELETED] 

I pay $2400 for a one bedroom in the SF Bay Area. There is not a single apartment for $1300 in my county (Marin) unless it's on a radioactive indian burial ground and 17 square feet.

>> No.18238744 [DELETED] 

cough

>> No.18238753 [DELETED] 

>>18238549
We could get partially there by simply throwing the illegals out. Which is almost assuredly on the table in the current White House.

>> No.18238761 [DELETED] 

Reminder that tomorrow is green and we'll probably make it back to 250.

>> No.18238766 [DELETED] 

>>18238736
How so? I was going to buy the stock at those prices anyway

>> No.18238779 [DELETED] 

I pay 1.1k/mo for a 2br2ba 5 minutes from work and walking distance to restaurants and bars. So I guess it's similar enough. Alcohol is where they get us. $10 for wine and $20-30 for a decent bourbon/gin/tequila, though you can knock about 30% off if you get the 1.75L bottles.

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But I was taught to do the exact opposite of what /biz/ says?

>> No.18238816 [DELETED] 

>>18238793
She isn't, idiot

>> No.18238840 [DELETED] 

>>18238828
Why'd you delete the other one?

>> No.18238871 [DELETED] 

>>18238760
Either I get my cheapies or I collect my premium. Not really seeing a downside here senpai. If those get executed I’m immediately going to start selling $4.5 covered calls.

>> No.18238877 [DELETED] 

>>18238579
>https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x60xjdl
thank you 42

>> No.18238882 [DELETED] 

ASX not going down enough ahhhhh

>> No.18238922 [DELETED] 

You're a normie kiked cuck, not a pagan.
If even a youtuber bitch which target are retarded female teens can mindfuck you, i mean, you're a gullible ada holder.

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>>18238877
Watch all 3 episodes to get a better picture. It’s a good documentary series to dig into. Very relevant to whag we’re doing here.

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>>18238378
is that a man?

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>>18238894

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>>18238811

not everything is priced in. figure it out

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Great job lol. Everyone is making chainlink content. Love it

I made this yesterday

>> No.18238986 [DELETED] 

>>18238456
Can't speak for the small business thing except to say that a lot of restaurants fall under that and restaurants have always had razor-thin margins and high loan fees due to competition and federal regulations.
The $400 emergency is a bit disingenuous, the question wasn't "Do you have $400 dollars to spare?" and instead was "After you pay the bills, do you have $400 dollars left over?" Most people thought that meant in their pay checks, which most people definitely don't save anywhere near that amount of their monthly pay.
Mind you, most people still don't have enough savings to cover a major medical problem but that's true of even relatively wealthy people. Medical in the US is pretty fucked unless you're on a company Cadillac plan or a medicare recipient.

>> No.18239003 [DELETED] 

>>18236047
You'll get a better answer if you just search for it on google.

>> No.18239048 [DELETED] 

PRICED IN
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>> No.18239070 [DELETED] 

>>18235934
Reaganomics

>> No.18239089 [DELETED] 

>>18238552

I don't mind it one bit, pays well on short 1SD strangles for underlying's with >50% IV rank. Let everyone else gamble on extreme price moves while you sit back and let the FOMO/FUD waves pay premiums.

>> No.18239097 [DELETED] 

>>18238620
Why do they date tattooed faggots with ear piercings and gay hair, but they ignore me?

>> No.18239102 [DELETED] 

>>18239062
Right? Contango is fucking all the easy options

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I have $3,000 to spend and already have 91 oz of silver. What else should I get? Some puts and calls or more silver? Maybe 1 oz gold? Not sure.

>> No.18239116 [DELETED] 

>>18237235
Based

>> No.18239124 [DELETED] 

Look at the 5 hour chart. Nothings going to happen for a while. Expect the action to start at midnight at the earliest.

>> No.18239131 [DELETED] 

>>18239095
240k tested means 2.40 mill carry without symptons

>> No.18239134 [DELETED] 

You need to go back to pleqqit, your retarded femanon doubts are not welcome

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Best of luck to all of you bros.

>> No.18239204 [DELETED] 

You're definitely a retarded female normie, so i don't get why you come here talking about shit you can talk on some nail art / menstruations board.

>> No.18239205 [DELETED] 

>>18238743
>2400 for a one bedroom apartment surrounded by niggers

Literally why? Why do white people do this to themselves?

>> No.18239206 [DELETED] 

>>18239180
I bought bombardier preferred shares on a lark because I like their planes and now I am super extra regretting it.

>> No.18239232 [DELETED] 

>>18239192
I'm convinced that they're keeping green line up as much as they can for the next 2 weeks to try and keep people from blowing their lid / each other's brains out. After the virus cools off a bit they'll let it drop.

>> No.18239357 [DELETED] 

>>18235401
>transgenders
>tranny's
Learn how the english language works retard. Tranny's mutilate themselves and are disgusting, traps do not

>> No.18239379 [DELETED] 

>>18239254
That is cheap you nigger.

>> No.18239411 [DELETED] 

>>18238378
>>18238828
men

>> No.18239427 [DELETED] 

I'm setting it aside. If they don't go bankrupt once it's over then I'll just pay it all in one go. Everyone should do their part to cut off liquidity to boomers and jews landlording. With any luck they get foreclosed and you snap it up cheap while they become homeless.

>> No.18239428 [DELETED] 

>>18238738
Based

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>>18238320
>7.75% of annual flu deaths
>From the 25.73% cases concluded in one quarter while infection still septuples in a month
>China hiding infection rate, Germany stamping "RECOVERED" on anyone with a comorbidity

>> No.18239465 [DELETED] 

>>18237982
no not unless they are getting more stimulus

>>18238053
bro we all warned you about UWT and WTI and GUSH

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>no positive news for 2 weeks already
>futures up

>> No.18239469