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4867093 No.4867093 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>find girl on tinder, says she is into crypto
>start going uber autismo, explain LINK, flash her my stack
>on my phone, messaging, notice my finger keeps slipping on screen, not sure if sweat or her vaginal fluids secreting through the space and time continuum
>organise date
>10/10, tits for days, amputee leg, "my fetish"....
>start talking about crypto
>she starts talking to me about XRP and bitconnect.

What do?

>> No.4867114

>>4867093
seems like you both enjoy shitcoins. good match.

>> No.4867142

Why do you talk about crypto irl? Are you retarded?

>> No.4867152

>>4867114
Explain bitconnect is all show and to look at their fucking talks because all they have is flash

>> No.4867219

>>4867093
stick her stump in your ass

>> No.4867265
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4867265

>>4867093

>> No.4867941

>>4867142
Yes. He probably didn’t find out anything about her as a person and will get friend zoned.

>> No.4867999

>>4867219
I've seen this only once before

>> No.4868015
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>>4867093

>> No.4868081

>>4867093
>bitconnect.
Save up for a brain transplant.

>> No.4868117

Explain to her that even a group of PhD mathematicians, economists, and computer scientists could not produce a "trading bot" that would sustain all of the gains. If they had an expert team behind the scenes, we would know who they are.

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4868165

>>4867093
>10/10

Yeah sure buddy

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>>4867093
>explain LINK
This means she doesn't hold LINK. Not a girl you would want to get a relationship or even a one night stand. Tell her that you're sorry for the inconvenience and move on.

>> No.4869140

shes fake, talks to a lot of guys, gets their crypto. dating scam. for every hundred that catch on before its too late theres someone whho doesn't. catch a few fish a month and you can pay rent