/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.4837250]

>The year is 2050
>Gorging myself on balsamic veal and butternut purée, served by my personal chef whom I pay 20 Satoshis a day to cook me anything I want.
>Decide to open /biz/ to peruse while I eat
>The usual: advice on which college course to apply for, people setting up their own businesses
>A prole asks if anyone was around for Crypto Explosion of 2020, that his sister's boyfriend's cousin got in just in time and owns a whole 250 satoshis.
>Lives off the interest in a penthouse suite in New York
>I scoff from my own man-made planet.
>Life really is tough for these coinlets
> Who'd have thunk that we 4chan base-dwellers would become the Planetary Ones
>(Those with enough wealth amassed to own an entire planet)
>We're treated as literal gods whenever we decide to return to planet Earth for a quick five year holiday.
>Our enormous wealth brought about the discovery of immortality, so 5 years is an average trip to take.
>I snap my fingers
>The entire Asian race stampede into my enormous palace and rush to give me a blowjob.
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[Anonymous No.4837349]

>>4837250

You forgot this part:

>scrolling through /biz/
>see thread 'Operation Dragonslayer: happening this weekend!'
>first post inside thread: "I bought bcash at 50 satoshis, don't even care that it's only 80 satoshis now"

[Anonymous No.4837410]

>>4837250
MY PENIS IS TWITCHING

[Anonymous No.4837473]

>>4837250
All these cucks waiting to cash out lol. You have the right idea OP.

[Anonymous No.4837511]

>year 2030
>0.000000000001 LlNK can now buy you a lambo

[Anonymous No.4837521]

>>4837250
The linkie mass suicide really fucked me up

[Anonymous No.4837850]

>>4837250
>The year is 2051.
>Jihan Wu and Roger Ver have already been hunted down and killed for attempting to stop Bitcoin from becoming centralized. Almost every form of media has segments about how Bitcoin is just meant to be a store of value and not a real currency.
>Everyone is storing their coins on the Blockstream™ certified Bitbank®, only a couple of hardcore and irredeemable NEETs having their own wallet.
>The 21 million limit on the coin supply has been completely removed, now Blockstream simply prints coins whenever they want under the guise that it is necessary for "quantitative easing".
>Despite this and the fact that even with centralization transfers still take 300 days and cost 0.5BTC, one Bitcoin® is still worth $76,000,000,000.
>All of a sudden, a message appears from Satoshi Nakimotos original forum account, this is also linked in the original gensis block.
>Satoshi reveals himself to the world, being a literal Centillionaire in 2017 dollars.
>"Bitcoin Cash is the real Bitcoin".
>Blockstream is revealed to be a group of ((())) with the sole intention of preventing the first deflationary currency, they are locked into septic tanks with barely enough room to breathe.
>The world goes in to a positive-feedback loop as Satoshi originally intended. Everyone is locked into a state of eternal euphoria.
>tfw Jesus died for our sins.

[Anonymous No.4837973]

>>4837850
I just lit my house on fire

[Anonymous No.4838024]

>be 2025
>/biz/ has been amassing cheap bitcoins for 7 long sad years after the great crash in spring 2018
>"i-it will recover" they chant as they lorde over their $25 bitcoins while the rest of the world has moved on
>never get married. Never progress professionally. Just dream all day of when btc hits 100k
>linkies have mostly all killed themselves. The few left congregated and formed a cult in mississippi