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4834204 No.4834204 [Reply] [Original]

how many of you invest in prostitutes? i regularly spend $200 on prostitutes every few weeks to relieve stress and increase health

>> No.4834230

>increase health

Lol, keep telling yourself that

>> No.4834248

>>4834204
>invest
>increase health

>> No.4834258

So like how do you invest in prostitutes without getting the STD dividends

>> No.4834271

>>4834204
nice portfolio
>just bought 100k

>> No.4834283
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4834283

>>4834248

>> No.4834287

>>4834204
dude is that nicole?

>> No.4834298

>>4834204
make sure to always double bag

>> No.4834299
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4834299

>>4834248

>> No.4834320

>>4834204
where do you buy prostitutes from? link

>> No.4834322

>>4834248
if you're not healthy, how do you make money? therefore its investing in health

>> No.4834337

>>4834204
>"invest" in prostitutes
>increase health

Interesting thought process. Tell us more. Maybe you're right. People see psychs for their mental health too.

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>>4834258
we dont live in fucking africa... not that many prostitutes have diseases. also thats what a condom is for

>> No.4834569

>>4834449
bro there are like 21 different strains of HPV
also u can get heripes wearing a condom

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4834596

>>4834204
>"invest in prostitutes"
I thought you meant like brothel stock for a second there bucko.

>> No.4834620

>>4834204
what does the average prostitute look like in your area? i take is not like pic related

>> No.4834626

>>4834449
Why do you think cheap whores are cheap?

>> No.4834666
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>>4834626
as long as you purchase >$150/hour it should be fine

>> No.4834674

>>4834298
Actually worse than just having a single on.
Doubling increases friction and creates tears. So not only are you not feeling anything, the risk of it breaking is now quite real.
Dont be a dumb virgin please

>> No.4834678

>>4834204
where do i invest? srs

>> No.4834699

>>4834204
im engaged and love my fiance but she doesn't have the best body, she started gaining some wait like a year ago due to medication she has to take, and isn't really compensating by dieting or exercising, so ya... anyway about once a month ill sneak off and get my dick sucked by a hot prostitute, i don't usually fuck them, just a good blowjob, it keeps me reasonably happy

>> No.4834708

>>4834678
google search escort agency (your city) or independent escorts (your city). its easy. you might ahve to sign up for some forum tho

>> No.4834709

>increases health
>get aids

>> No.4834726

>>4834674
Double bagging is a black dude thing btw

>> No.4834739

>>4834298
Retarded virgin detected.

>> No.4834783

>>4834204

Serious questions. Where do you find them where you're sure they're not pohlice

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>>4834674
the only tears that happen when i double bag it are comin from her eyes when i shove it up her cornhole

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4834827

>>4834783
read
>>4834708

>> No.4834885

>>4834827
>>4834708

All the sites I find are paywalls.

I found an AMP around here that I've had great success at -- but I don't know how to communicate that I'd like a bit more. Also not even sure that would work

>> No.4834948

more pics of whores pls

>> No.4834972

>>4834204
>health
>hookers
nigga just get a high tech fleshlight or something
way cheaper

>> No.4834983

>>4834298

My bags are already heavy enough, I don't need any more.

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4835578

>>4834709
actually laughed

>> No.4835610

>>4834204
Where are you getting $200 hookers that look like that?

>> No.4835642

>>4834322
was getting herpes part of your plan?

>> No.4835791

>>4834569

everyone has HPV. it is no big deal.

>> No.4836328

>>4834320
Lol you've never surfed backpage? You can find some hilarious bimbos on there

>> No.4836330

>>483420ive invested heavly in prostitutes. but all my clients have also invested heavily in me. i opened a health and wellness center directed at the sexual industry. A place where they come and feel loved. for a nominal fee of course

>> No.4836357

>>4834204
Where do you live OP?

What kind of whores can you get with $200?

>> No.4836388

>>4835642
You're a big pustule.

>> No.4836505

>>4836357
>>4835610
I live in Vancouver and Asian escorts are $160-220/hr. I've only been with white escorts and they charge anywhere from $200 to $400. I go once or twice a week.

Best ones I had ironically were the cheaper ones. Those that charge more are REALLY full of themselves.

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4836514

actually OP is smart, fucking prostitute is cheaper than gf in general. I can tell you one thing from my experience:

"free fuck is the most expensive fuck"

>> No.4836639

>>4836514
wtf, just don't return her calls or messages. It's that fucking simple.

>> No.4837109

>>4836639

"anon raped me!!!"

>> No.4837299

>>4834827
Wheres this pic from. I want to kill her