LINK MARINES

[Anonymous No.4822920]

REPORT IN

RANK AND TIME IN SERVICE PLEASE!

+ Officer Ranks
- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 75001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
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+ Non-Commissioned Officer Ranks
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
+ Enlisted Ranks
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

[Anonymous No.4822959]

> Buys LINK to feel more important on dumb fuck thread on biz

[Anonymous No.4822963]

>>4822920
Sergeant at 4K

[Anonymous No.4822969]

>>4822920
Sergeant First Class Ryan reporting in
Been in since early October

[Anonymous No.4822971]

>>4822920
Major Linkie reporting in. This coin will be my escalator out of the pits of office slavery. Considering methods to increase rank to Lietenant Colonel, might sell Neo stacks.

[Anonymous No.4822987]

Lieutenant Colonel 55k

[Anonymous No.4823013]

Sergeant Major

Where is Masrer Chief? I know nothing about military ranks

[Anonymous No.4823015]

Sergeant Major. Enough to let me out of wageslaving at a third world country.

[Anonymous No.4823016]

>>4822920
Dem second lieutenant

[Anonymous No.4823035]

Staff Sergeant

Reporting in since ~6 october

[Anonymous No.4823083]

Demoted to First Lieutenant. Gave me 10000k link to my parents

[Anonymous No.4823093]

>>4822920
Captain LINKIE reporting in.

[Anonymous No.4823112]

Lt colonel at 52k. Going to try to increase to 60k over the course of a few months.

[Anonymous No.4823122]

>>4822920
sergeant major here at 10800 link
can't wait to be a lazy piece of shit and live off of entirely link dividends next year

[Anonymous No.4823135]

Lieutenant General reporting in. At ease, soldiers.

[Anonymous No.4823166]

45k major. Let’s fucking go. The idea of price surge singularity from yesterday’s thread is keeping me going. But I don’t think decemeber news will be a big deal. That was Rory just being rory

[Anonymous No.4823209]

Corporal as of yesterday.

Almost went civilian today after the pump. My hands are soft.

[Anonymous No.4823211]

>>4823166
>yesterday’s thread
Don't talk about that, I don't want nolinkers to get in on this.

I want them to suffer seeing us in our lambos.

[Anonymous No.4823217]

Why are we pumping, boys? No news, no updates, but a ~2x in the last week or so? Just kinda suspicious.

[Anonymous No.4823278]

>>4822920

Specialist

put me in coach i'm ready.

[Anonymous No.4823299]

i have my buy order at 0.00073 ETH.
Hopefully it fills up.

[Anonymous No.4823376]

>>4823211
Are you talking about the firm larper’s BS?

[Anonymous No.4823444]

>>4822920
1LT 2MO

[Anonymous No.4823563]

>>4823217

There was a mind-blowing thread about exactly that last night. There’s a trip called AssBlaster who talked about it for hours and he’s either a genuine insider or a master larper. Basically, insiders who know what announcements are coming are backing up the truck, and this is making supply scarce.

[Anonymous No.4823616]

>>4823211

Nolinkers are fellow Biznessmen who have lost their way. There’s room in lamboland for all of us.

[Anonymous No.4823641]

>>4823563
come the fuck on link has been oversold half of october and all of november, it only stands to reason that the price would see a reversal eventually
though probably not a 100% reversal. that's a bit much. so who knows

[Anonymous No.4823650]

>>4822920

Civilian

> Go travelling for a year (not recommended, the developing world is filthy).
> Miss out on Link
> These happy Link Marines are going to the moon
> I'm being left behind

[Anonymous No.4823696]

>>4823650
Realized this too ladt year.
All big cities anywhere at any time are large fucking shitholes.

[Anonymous No.4823759]

>>4823696

It was largely awful.

If I had spent a year inside with my Biz brothers I could instead be mooning it to the luxury hotels and penthouses that offer the only redeeming part of these hellholes.

But no I'm poor, more racist than ever, and probably have an STD.

[Anonymous No.4823770]

>>4823616
Mmhmm. /biz/ used to be a whole lot smarter back in the day. But lately a lot of people have turned into dummies. Maybe all that money from the summer got to they's head. Time to stop bein' dumb n stupid, people. There's still time but for how much longer, none can say.

[Anonymous No.4823814]

Captain, 2 weeks :)

[Anonymous No.4824047]

>>4823112
SIR, that is a very nice stack. You are gonna make it :)

[Anonymous No.4824263]

>>4823563
Hes not really an insider. Hes said many times hes not an oracle, he just works at a firm that lends him to spotting trends

[Anonymous No.4824285]

major general since presale

[Anonymous No.4824317]

Was a Sergeant, had no way of getting money, got lucky recently with a shit coin, now Master Sergeant!

[Anonymous No.4824351]

Sergeant Major but looking to climb the ranks, SIR!

[Anonymous No.4824654]

Eh guys, I heared 3 kids talk about Chainlink last week. One autist was pushing his friends to get Chainlink.
Do you think they will make it?

[Anonymous No.4824686]

hey guys what is chainlinks gimmick?

[Anonymous No.4824758]

SIR, JUST LISTED, SIR!!

PRIVATE 250 LINK REPORTING IN, SIR!!

[Anonymous No.4824807]

>>4824686

[Anonymous No.4824975]

Come maximize your linkies if you are down to p&d it https://discord.gg/Jppxjn8

[Anonymous No.4825045]

Second lieutenant going in for promotion tonight if the price holds steady until Im done wagecucking.

[Anonymous No.4825076]

HOLD THE LINE MARINES

[Anonymous No.4825163]

Major reporting in. Promoted from captain today!

[Anonymous No.4825183]

>>4824807
This meme needs to say "my oracle problem solver" not oracle solver, come on

[Anonymous No.4825346]

>>4822920
Filthy Private right now, bought into the meme today with 400 Linkles.


I want to invest further but is there any usecase currently going real time development and/or usage? When can I expect El Grande Padre sergei to bestow us with news?

I bought at .30, what are the estimations?

Is this going to be my BOTW, or an 8.8 outta 8?

Currently I am split with 400 Links, 1000 XLMs, a measely 10 ARKs and a 0.08 of a megaSatoshi

Love you all btw.

[Anonymous No.4825356]

I was a corporal. I sold half my link to hedge against a dump and ride the IOTA moon and the CHINKS FUCKED ME AND LOCKED MY IOTA SO I DON'T HAVE HALF MY LINK REEEEEEEEEEEE

6 weeks

[Anonymous No.4825408]

Lt. Col

[Anonymous No.4825439]

Only have 2800 Link and buying about 1k a week. Will I make it to 10k before the major moon mission? Fucking stressing over here.

[Anonymous No.4825477]

Colonel reporting, we are going to make it.

[Anonymous No.4825596]

>>4822920
Captain here, been holding strong since the day tokens went live on ED. Can't wait to not wageslave and do as I damn please

[Anonymous No.4825894]

Hi /biz/,

So I hear you enjoy LINK.

Congrats on this, seriously.

S.N.

[Anonymous No.4825975]

>>4825439
I was you pre-Sibos. Had about 2.6k and was stressing I'd make it to 5k before the SIBOS moon. Then Post-sibos depression dip hit and I accumulated up to 10k, which I reached today. If we get another month and a half dip you can get your 10k. You're a little slow man, honestly might not make it.

[Anonymous No.4826055]

Been in LINK since ED epoch
Took x1.5 gains the day it got listed in Binance.
Rebought pre-Sibos, but managed to average down to 27c.
God, what a ride it was.
Now I'm just a simple sergeant and it hurts to think I could've had 10k LINK if only I was more smart. Now I'm too scared to let go of any of my LINK. Dips, bearish, nah. I'm holding tight to my LINK no matter what now.

[Anonymous No.4826091]

>>4825894
Satoshi?

[Anonymous No.4826126]

>>4825894

is it really you sergey? I'm going to sell please give us a sign. it's hell holding link

[Anonymous No.4826138]

>>4826126
Selll

[Anonymous No.4826147]

>>4822920
Specialist reporting for duty, looking to advance to corporal

[Anonymous No.4826177]

>>4822920
sergeant major reporting for doody, sir
been on the front lines for 1 month

[Anonymous No.4826245]

71 LINK here kek, I dumped my last dregs of ETH into it whilst its cheap

[Anonymous No.4826274]

>>4826245

anon, I...

[Anonymous No.4826362]

>>4826274
reee its because I went went balls deep into REQ on the dip, LINKs been mooning too hard for me recently.

[Anonymous No.4826467]

Staff Sergeant here
Feels good and bad at the same time :(

[Anonymous No.4826522]

>>4822920
Specialist

[Anonymous No.4826552]

Lieutenant General Reporting,

Been a harsh battle, some mistakes were made on the battlefield. Still going strong nevertheless.

Never falter.

[Anonymous No.4826730]

Hi Anons,

>>4826091
Yes and no.
>>4826126
Soon.

S.N.

[Anonymous No.4826778]

>>4826552

[Anonymous No.4826848]

Bought another batch earlier at 2550, now at 2273. This damn coin

[Anonymous No.4826874]

Sergeant Major reporting!

[Anonymous No.4826985]

>>4824654
Where did you hear This? Was it me?

[Anonymous No.4827143]

>>4826730

Thanks Sergey. I'll hold.

[Anonymous No.4827514]

Another one of these cringe threads

Why can't we just say how much LINK we have

100k here

Pic related would change my life beyond all anything

[Anonymous No.4827638]

>>4827514
I'm jealous, I have only 11.5k

[Anonymous No.4827689]

>>4822920
Brigadier General reporting in. Good times ahead.

[Anonymous No.4827800]

>>4827514

I have 11.5k LINK, Sergeant Major since October REPORTING IN