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>woke up by facebook message "fuck you nigger" from my best/only friend followed by bitcoin private keys
>over 100 btc in them
>message back saying if he made a mistake/why he sent that
>message read but no reply
>went to his flat and he's not there, keep messaging/ringing him and he's not answering

>> No.4822672
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4822672

>>4822641
Just do it

>> No.4822716

>>4822641
Did he include the password at least?

>> No.4822718

>>4822672
I'm not suicidal but I have no idea why he'd do this unless he plans on commiting suicide.

I got the message at 4 am and it's now 7, I expect he thought i'd wake up to it instead of it waking me up at 4.

>> No.4822736

>>4822716
Private keys not public

>> No.4822737

Someone just dropped $1.2M in your lap you should be out partying

>> No.4822746

>>4822641
18NUks5QBLSgyMyjc3Qxctcsvj1GexMuBJ
just donate me some btc and it will all be okay

>> No.4822785

"fuck you nigger" is the password?

>> No.4822792

>>4822641
you didn't kidnap your friend and torture him to get his private keys, did you?

>> No.4822804

>>4822641
Kind of baller last words desu

>> No.4822810

>>4822716
They were private keys

>>4822737
I don't feel anything. We often shitposted side by side irl on biz and had known each other since primary school. I had no idea he had so many though.

I'm outside his flat right now but I'm fairly certain hes not in there.

>> No.4822836

>>4822718
probably drugs or went mental
>you wont believe the weird/stupid/unexplained shit I've seen around people that got super rich over stupid money

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>>4822785
He sent the message followed by public/private keys.

He also sent this (I don't have a ps4 and am not black, I think he just thought it was funny)

>> No.4822872

>>4822718
You couldn't save your friend but you could save me. I have an enormous amount of debt and I need to pay off $1700 by the end of the month.

1DJ9XkwxFUhApowNHfDdbjnvxKVGP2t3Qg

Thanks anon, hope it makes you feel better about your friend

>> No.4822873

>>4822810
also it's possible he knows/knew something we still don't know about BTC?...

>> No.4822877

You gonna share or what?

>> No.4822891

>>4822737
spotted the pajeet

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>>4822641
my third and last theory is that fucker is billionare and he gave you a ticket to fucking good life you FUCKING NIGGER

>> No.4822906

>>4822641
Does he have family? Does he work? Get in contact with people who see him on a regular basis and verify that he’s safe.
Giving away possessions is an obvious sign of suicidal crisis.

>> No.4822909

>>4822872
>You couldn't save your friend but you could save me.
Kek.

>> No.4822947

>>4822872

pls gud sir

>> No.4822952

>>4822872
this, my nan is in hospital about to die off cancer and if she doesnt get 1 btc in her wallet she will die because of atherosclerosis her wallet is
18NUks5QBLSgyMyjc3Qxctcsvj1GexMuBJ

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4822955

Either your friend is going to off himself and he wanted you to have his money or he has way more than 100 btc and wanted to give some for being his bro.

Either way seems like a good dude.

>> No.4822960

>>4822872
>enormous amount of debt
>1700
which uncultured country in the EU do you hail from?

>> No.4822967

Send that money to your wallet (better different ones) you retard

>> No.4822977

>>4822641
oi, just in case of the worst, do not touch those coins. depending on your jurisdiction and what not his greedy kike family can have a claim to them and what not. also keep your mouth shut about receiving them obviously. aside from that, good luck. I hope your friend is ok.

>> No.4822986

>>4822641
>friend
Fuck off normie

>> No.4823025

>>4822977
anything over 14k gifts needs to be reported as gift by gifting party

>> No.4823064

>>4822836
He's had depression since we were children, I think his dad used to beat him until about 10 when he left. His mother also hates him for whatever reasons. He's always been kind of "empty"

>>4822906
He has about 2 other friends but they're not very close, and isn't in contact with any of his family. He has a job but he's not friends with anyone there.

I'm fully aware it looks like suicide

>>4822977
He's not in contact with his family, but I've already sent it to a empty wallet to return incase he spergs and gives it all away before regretting it.

>> No.4823070

op can i get some coin senpai im gonna kms soon probly my life is fucked

>> No.4823084

>>4822641
If this isn't LARPing, then call the police you dumb nigger.

Now give me 1 BTC for my help. 1EECY3yGqBZ5YQRtEWs5KqvsFxpqH2gaqt

>> No.4823098

>>4823025
You expect his friend that's either dead or off banging whores with his billions to report anything to the feds?

>> No.4823123

Hey man i got a problem too, im poor and got 0.7135 btc, but its easier if i have nice round numbers. Fill me to 1 pls, can you do that for me please? You know i love you

>> No.4823130

>>4822641
>fuck you nigger
I like your friend

>> No.4823147

>>4823025
I'm no lawyer, dude. I'm just thinking a facebook message calling him a nigger doesn't count as proper will - and if you haven't seen it, you won't believe how fast family relations turn very ugly when 'free' money is involved and op isn't even family.

>> No.4823153

>>4823064
he wants you to realize satoshi's vision.

>> No.4823156

>>4822641
your friend sounds like a kind soul. Keep trying to reach him. If I can be of any assistance let me know.

If you feel so inclined to give charity to a poor soul like me, I would humbly accept: 1K9EsvzUGSNpUWfYqhLqrfaVRLA6n55yjH

>> No.4823165

Put it all into DGB

>> No.4823176

>>4823064
op, i was depressed a very long time, your worries are perfectly reasonable, i would give my shit away before suiciding, call other people who could know him and if you dont find him, literally call the cops, this guy sent you all his money, there has to be something behind it.

100 BTC = +1.000.000$ , has to be larp right?

I know you are probably worried about your friend right now, but if you could send me 1k, all my worries would be gone.

3BMEXGTN2x3NoU7fFS6HaX1Cv1HTSH1H1Q

I hope this turns out alright for both of you and he was simply drunk, IN WHICH CASE, you should send me money just to teach him a lesson.

No really op, call the cops.

>> No.4823214

>>4823064
I suppose that's a good move. at least from a friend perspective. but just in case the worst happens, talk to a lawyer first.

>> No.4823240

>>4823084
>>4823156
>>4823176
Fucking pajeets trying to profit off OP losing his friend. I hope you get run over by car, you filthy maggots. Shame.

>> No.4823253

>>4823176
>>4822872
People like you should get murdered. Fucking pajeet beggars ruining this board.

>> No.4823310

>>4823240
>>4823253

Maybe there is a chance that this turns out alright. And even if he gives him his money back, guy is a millionaire, fuck, i just want a lil bit in order to buy shit for my family on christmas

not everyone is a shitskin

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4823340

>>4823310
>>4823176

>>4823240
>>4823253

WHAT AM I EVEN SAYING GUYS IM F UCKING SORRY I LIVE IN GERMANY ALL THE SANDNIGGERS AND PAJEETS ARE AVING A INFLUENCE ON MY BRAIN HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>> No.4823374

>>4822810
SELL

>> No.4823380

>>4823340
>I LIVE IN GERMANY
I'm sorry.

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>>4823098
umm yea, unless he wants to be banged as a whore himself in federal prison after tax audit

>> No.4823418

>>4823310
>i just want to selfishly consume

at least you could have lied about investing into something that pulls you out of your miserable poorfag existence.

>> No.4823424

just 1 so I can buy my wife better shit for christmas?
1TQVu7vYVjiQeQhB2smsNuAbg3Hc329w2

>> No.4823440

>>4822641
OP, you should go to /x/ and ask about him in a divination thread. That worked for me when my brother went missing. I hope it helps and you find your friend.

>> No.4823551
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4823551

I'm op, ip may have changed due to phone posting

I kicked down his door about 10 minutes ago and he's not in there. No alcohol/drugs anywhere to be seen but his room is an absolute mess, and it never normally is.

Some roastie came out the door opposite and tried to call the police but I beat the shit out of her.

No idea where he is so running home to see if I can see him on steam or battle.net

>> No.4823570

>>4823440
Did you find your brother anon?

Where was he?

>> No.4823656

>>4823380
thanks anon, its worse thatn you could imagine.
im not blone haired, but holy shit.

>> No.4823657

alright lets see if this story sticks, has any truth to it

1LHXobxWXi4wDpBsvCFEecnQAPbEYJQ599

why would he kill himself with that much money though, and no contact with a friend... ive had my suicidal times i know how the thinking goes any other clues abnormalities?

>> No.4823851

>>4823657
Kannst du nicht familie oder polizei contactieren?
wie gehtst? fuck you nigger ein kranke witz?

>> No.4823950

>>4823657
>why would he kill himself with that much money though

maybe the realisation that with his sudden arrival in lambo land he's still the same person with none of his problems solved but enough money to sustain all his vices without any control mechanism what so ever?

>> No.4823955

>>4823570
I was told he was ok, and there was no need to worry. The next day, we found him near a park thanks to a post I made on a local facebook page that shares missing people reports.

>> No.4823990

Lot of beggers lol

>> No.4824002

>>4822872
Lol

>> No.4824038

>>4823551
Just take the money and forget about all of this. You should be celebrating, not beating up nameless roasties for no fucking reason.

>> No.4824039

lol at anyone falling for this troll.

>> No.4824040

Do shitskin pajeets have their 20 rupee wallets on copy and paste and lurk here and jump on threads when anyone mentions BTC?

The fuck this isn't a giveaway thread you brown skinned shit eating sub-80 IQ paki twats

Fucking get out of here you sandals made from recycle car tyres monkey looking fucks.

>> No.4824083

>>4822641
Maybe he’s got millions more, and he’s just moving away where no one can find him

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>>4822641
>>4823551
hope your friend turns out alright OP
but you really should be calling his family not fucking around on /biz/ on your prohne

>> No.4824352

>>4823551
Shiet keep us updated anon. This is the most interesting thread on biz since a long time

>> No.4824413

>>4822641
damn CUH, if this is TRUE, he's a REAL dog.

>> No.4824435

>>4822641
Call the cops dude.

>> No.4824455

>>4822718
>I have no idea why he'd do this unless he plans on commiting suicide
Because he realized that you can't even cash out.

>> No.4824587

>>4823551
>roastie
You didn't beat the shit out of anything, nice larp

>> No.4824605

Quick, I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain. Just give me 1 bitcoin in this address:

17d45isLaw8vfpYSgUpiMVEUNaumzwYd8N

You won't regret it.

>> No.4824679

i'm starting to enjoy the elaborate lies being made up to invoke a beg thread

>> No.4824746

https://freebitco .in/? r=1542973
Stop beggin and get what u can b4 the shit tops out u lazy tawts

>> No.4825044

>>4824605
>>4824746
are you the two most pathetic people on /biz?

>>4822746
>>4822872
>>4822952
>>4823084
>>4823176
>>4823424
>>4823657
oh no wait these guys exist