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We help Sergey with his December's announcement. I'll start:

Dear Link marines,

>> No.4786137

>>4786120
We here at SmartContract are proud to announce

>> No.4786144

You’ve probably read this elsewhere by now, but

>> No.4786150

>>4786137
that

>> No.4786152

What I'm trying to say is.... basically...

>> No.4786158

three kinds

>> No.4786181

It’s true, it is already priced in!

>> No.4786182

Swift is confirmed. You can get your lambo now.

>> No.4786203

And also

>> No.4786213

Our big partnership is NiggerCoin

>> No.4786220

We will be partnering with not only McDonald's, but burger king as well.

>> No.4786222

Rory died on the way back to his home planet

>> No.4786232

The oracle problem is actually my weight and i'll be spending your $32m on going to fat camp, wish me luck and thanks for the investment in my health. Serge.

>> No.4786241

LINK is cancelled, stole ur money LEL

>> No.4786244

E.T. PHONE HOME, hehehe am i right guys?? Hehehepffbrrtt

>> No.4786259

I love using reddit. The community is so much more knowledgeable, intelligent, and reasonable than cuckchan.

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4786339

>>4786259

Sergey would never write this in his announcement, gtfo.

>> No.4786375

also i am pregnant

>> No.4786384

>>4786375

P.S. Thanks for all your money you deluded faggots

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4786426

>>4786259
The toiletbrush nxt to you was requested for your confido

>> No.4786474

>>4786384

Sincerely yours,
Sergey Nazarov, CEO of Smartpregnancy.com

>> No.4786525

>>4786120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlpYAaS2Efc

>> No.4786617

I have AIDS

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4787031

5th thing I wish to discuss is booty of Roy's wife, which proves capability to handle mine and jamal "oracle's" 24/7.

>> No.4787141

also the leftover money from fat camp will be used for rory's foreskin re-attachment surgery

>> No.4787501

>>4786150
We will donate a 5% of our yearly benefits to the gay community because I have...

>> No.4787541

>>4787031
o boy salem mass, where can you spend bitcoins there?

>> No.4787943

>>4787501

a huge spermball stuck in my bell and I...