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[Anonymous No.4768028]

>Be fairly successful shitcoin enthusiast
>See tiny house videos on youtube
>all the hipsters be mirin these tiny house cucksheds
>Using my cryptogains buy adobe mud huts from from Baracka and Pedro. For only 2 litecoin they will ship them over to the U.S.
>Add wheels and truck hitches to make the mud huts portable
>Hipsters FOMO their ass off buying my traveling mud castles.
>The demand for authentic third world homing skyrockets. Start flipping houses for 30k a piece.
>Become multimillionaire god of retail. Traditional housing crumbles as all the hipsters and niggers live in their mud hut homes in makeshift shanty towns.
>Government bans crypto, as all the hipsters and normies had recently bought our bags at the top they are left with nothing but their wheelable mud huts with grass squat toilet.
>Sit in my sky dome watching the peasants below me wheel around their crumbling homes like dung beetles on a mound of sand.
What's your plan after crypto /biz/?

[Anonymous No.4768084]

>>4768028

Nigga you watching old videos. The hipsters are all dead and nobody is buying tiny houses anymore. Not a good idea when you can’t even escape you’re own fart.

[Anonymous No.4768096]

>>4768084
>The hipsters are all dead
i wish

[Anonymous No.4768127]

>>4768096
As much as i hate hipsters, they are the only ones who will go into black neighbirhoods and raise property values. And i live in a black neighborhood so this is good for me