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>Be me
>Go to some Bitcoin convention
>For some reason we were required to bring our private keys with us.
>Bring the private keys, put them in a box
>Take the box to the bitcoin convention
>Put the box on a shelf
>Leave it to go get some drinks
>Come back, the box is missing.
>Ask a guy where the fuck did it go??
>He says "some hooded guy took it"

Wake up sweating, Jesus, that was the scariest dream I had in a while.

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Can't happen to me, my exchange handles all of my private keys lel

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> he doesn't store his coins on exchanges

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>>4740004
>tfw this reminds me of the dying with my runescape party hat dreams...

>> No.4740437

>be me
>Dreamed I bought Bitcoin in 2010
>Wake up
>My life is a nightmare

>> No.4740453

>be me
>wake up alone

>> No.4740475

>>4740453
H-hehehe ~16/7 nightmare haha isn't that just funny?

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>>4740004
Dream about Chainlink $1
Kill myself in my dream

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>>4740004
>tfw your private key to your suitcase with the bitcoins is stolen