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472757 No.472757 [Reply] [Original]

ITT we write the tenants of /biz/

>Don't buy penny stocks

>> No.472763

>>472757
Don't buy any fucking media. Pirate it all.

>> No.472936

Set up a budget according to your needs, stick to it, plan for retirement according to your circumstances and risk tolerance.

Congrats, that's all there is to 'being good with money'. To put yourself in the upper percentile, pay off all your credit cards and save up three months' expenses as an emergency fund.

>> No.472940

John Bogle is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ

>> No.472942

>>472757
>tenant
Tenet

>> No.472944

Buy DOGE short PRAN

>> No.472947

>>472944
Also
>put all on red
>suck cocks

>> No.473024

>>472757
j-list, I guess

>> No.473056

BUY DOGE
SHORT PRAN

>> No.473632

By the time a media outlet is hyping a stock its already peaked.

>> No.473637

>>472940
Wrong, because John, praise be his name, Bogle isn't a Jew.

>> No.473671

>>472757
mormons make the best tenants

>> No.473968

>>472757
Get into welding

>> No.474000

>>472757
Ignore consumerism , acquire utilitarianism

>> No.474049

>>474000
maximizing happiness for all? that's not very business like.

>> No.474065

>>472757
Don't day trade, unless you're the world's best computer programmer.

>> No.474077
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474077

>>472757
buy bitcoin

>> No.474089

>tfw gf is pressuring me to fly out to california to meet her parents
>tfw 700 dollar weekend

You no gfs have it so good

>> No.474097

>>472757
>ctrl+f short PRAN

Never change, /biz/.

Also why the fuck isn't their an investment thread up at the moment? Is Wipe busy being pegged by his wife or something?

>> No.474098

>>474089
>Have to FLY to see her
>Not fucking every night and sleeping in the sweat
>Not going to a mid day walk as fall starts

Why do you even have her as your gf?
Long distance relationships have a max distance of arms length, after that just use your hand.

$700 is so many hookers

>> No.474105

>>474089

UK mate?

>> No.474106

>muh index funds

>> No.474107

>>474097
The shills made it 404 over the weekend

>> No.474109

>>474089
Wait til marriage bro. The ride never ends.

>> No.474127

>>474089
I feel your pain

>> No.474209

>>474065
Alternatively: Only trade if you're either an idiot unless or a genius.

>> No.474230

>>474098

she is here, her parents are in california

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474604

One of the first threads we ever had and the filename still makes me chuckle.

I've been aching for an opportunity to post it but this is the first one I've had.

>> No.474651

>>472936
>pay off all your credit cards
do most people have credit card loans? I have a credit card but I have only used it twice. Once was when I didn't have money and the second was because I mistaken it as my debit card.

Also, mom has never touched a credit card, but she still has a car, two apartments and $315k in her savings account (not retirements account).

>> No.474691

/biz/ owns a rental property?

>> No.474805

>at least the company match

>> No.476069

use under 30% of your credit limit for good credit score

pay down debt then invest

pay yourself first, do at least company match
401k

check out lending club

Balance portfolio diversify into other asset classes other then just equities

dont listen to end of the world preppers trying to sell you gold

TA is just bad

don't believe everything you read first pass, examine it first.

Real estate can be good, just don't think your the next house flipping billionaire... because you're not. It can be a good LONG TERM investment though

>> No.476083

Don't bother with a high income, just spend like you're rich already.
You deserve that treat for making it through 8 hours of hellish work.
Always finance a car to build credit, even if you have cash on hand.
Follow this advice and everyone will think you're rich while you are under a mountain of debt.

>> No.476352

>>476069
So having gold is bad

>> No.477647

>>476352
No