Wealth Storing Thread

[Anonymous No.4714833]

So other than cyrpto, what's the best ways to keep your wealth out of the banks safely?

[Anonymous No.4714935]

>>4714833
crypto

[Anonymous No.4714942]

>>4714833
cyrpto

[Anonymous No.4714951]

give it to me, i will keep it safe dont worry mate

[Anonymous No.4714970]

>out of the banks
Explain why this is a goal.

cash under the matress
Amazon gift cards
RuneScape hats

[Anonymous No.4714972]

>>4714833
Crypto

[Anonymous No.4714991]

I invest in myself :)

[Anonymous No.4715004]

>>4714970
>runescape hats
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.4715009]

>>4714833
Crypto

[Anonymous No.4715026]

>>4714991
poor investment

is there a way to short you preferably very highly levered?

[M O N E Y L A U N D E R I N G (...) No.4715492]

>>4714833
By holding quantities of hats and shirts, the only thing demanded in literally every human society on earth.
Let's examine the evidence:
>Gold
Extremely illiquid and basically useless
>Fiat
Giant meme, literally just paper with number printed on it
>Crypto
Not secure from banks, they're already sinking their expensive veneers in it.

>Hats
Inherently valuable, thousands of use cases, easily exchangeable, store of value the likes of which the world has never seen.
>Shirts
Let me put it this way. Do you own a shirt? Of course you do. Does everyone you know own a shirt? Of course they do.

[Anonymous No.4715518]

>>4715492
>Let me put it this way. Do you own a shirt? Of course you do. Does everyone you know own a shirt? Of course they do.
h o l y
FUCK.

[Anonymous No.4715590]

>>4715492
Can't argue with that logic. What style hat should I invest in?

[Anonymous No.4715637]

>>4715004
Runescape party hats

[Anonymous No.4715758]

>>4715004
It means he's a virgin.

[Anonymous No.4715805]

>>4715590
fedora

[Anonymous No.4715842]

I hide cash in a hidden cabinet inside a family heirloom. I hide more in a safe deposit box.

[M O N E Y L A U N D E R I N G (...) No.4715853]

>>4715590
The classic cap & brim style is fit for any occasion, however it implies you're part of a ponzi, it also implies you're joking due to the satirical nature of it. Market value of one these bad boys in 2019? Shits going to $100k son.

The mt.gox beach-popularized-by-blacks style hat can turn any soyboy into a true Chad in just one tip. No longer will Stacy ignore your pitiful, exposed head. Hide your mop like a real gangsta.
>>4715805
Coming soon..?

[Anonymous No.4715920]

>>4714833
guns, gold, and land ya mouth breather

[Anonymous No.4716242]

>>4715920
>>4714833
dont forget storable food, water, and seeds

[Anonymous No.4717095]

>>4714833
Land, guns, and ammo.

[Anonymous No.4717528]

Vaultoro.com is fucking awesome. I have used them for years. (bitcoin gold orderbook exchange) fuck fiat exchanges!

They use allocated gold off their balance sheet so my gold is safe from liquidators if they as an exchange go bust.

They use one of the largest non bank private vaulting facilities in tax free zone in Switzerland.

The vaults are audited by BDO international (one of the biggest fucking auditors in the world)

I can trade back into bitcoin at anytime on their orderbook.

I can pick up or get delivery of physical.

No reporting because no banks are involved.

Fully insured!

I seriously love this option.

The only thing I don't like is that they need fucking eth and alt coin pairs too and they have been saying a litecoin / silver pair is coming soon for ages but still nothing.

Anyway I secure my profits in off shore tax free private vaults using these guys.

[Anonymous No.4717636]

>>4714833
in the bird feeder

[Anonymous No.4718761]

>>4717528
You sound like a filthy shill

[Anonymous No.4719201]

>>4714833
Gold is good, silver too.

[Anonymous No.4719214]

Dogecoin

[Anonymous No.4719819]

>>4719214
this

[Anonymous No.4720714]

>>4715492
Euh, look buddy if society breaks down. I won't be needing hats. I havent bought a hat or a shirt in a long time and I'll be fine with my old clothes that I have for another year or two. What I need is food, water, detergent to wash my heaps of clothes.

What is known to have held value or risen in value during the war is Chocolate, Whiskey, cigarettes, rice and pasta. Stock up on those things if you want to be a noobish prepper.

>>4714833
I'm thinking of silver hombre.
Silver production is 870 million oz per year and finally in a decline. This is only 14 billion dollar worth. Crypto is worth way more than 20 times as much. A lot of old school crypto people are slowly selling so that chads and staceys can get in. Those old school crypto people are usually against the banking system and the fed and pro sound money. I myself was a silver stacker prior to crypto and I am just going to stack my gains away in silver. It won't take many of us to budge the price way higher due to increased investor demand.
Risk reward wise I can see it surpassing it's 1980 and 2011 double top at 50 bucks and get catch a rally to 200 within ten years. Pessimistic scenario it can go to 8 bucks if everything goes wrong in the next few years. This would be equivalent to 4$ in the late 90's, which was really mindnumbingly low.

So buy 10k of silver either lose 5k or gain 100k. Sounds a good deal. You can't say that of facebook or amazon stock. No way that's going to be worth 6 trillion.

[Anonymous No.4720719]

>>4714833
Buy Property

[Anonymous No.4720733]

>>4714833

sperm.

[Anonymous No.4720743]

Supreme
Palace
ASSC
Yeezy

[Anonymous No.4720830]

>>4720714
Stupid argument. If society breaks down, your monetary supply will be useless, be it crypto, be it stocks, be it fiat or even gold.

[Anonymous No.4720978]

>>4714833
Ripple.

[Anonymous No.4721353]

>>4715492
Yeah, everyone knows cloth shop owners are all millionare and nothing stupid normies that barely survive the month

[Anonymous No.4721382]

Follow the blockchain sourcecode or have your mind hacked into the matrix for ever and ever.

[Anonymous No.4721505]

>>4714970
i fucking lost it at runescape hats

[Anonymous No.4722311]

Buy as much XBC as you can afford and mine your own coins from a staking wallet 20% annually
It's also 20 times more rare than bitcoin

[Anonymous No.4722357]

Bump for great Justice

[Anonymous No.4722521]

Crypto, stock assets, and maybe commodities. Keep your cash outside of the USD, the Fed has trillions of dollars of mortgage backed securities that is being used as assets to back to the US Dollar. You know, those same securities that went to almost nothing back in '08? Once the real estate market crashes in its decade-cycle, the value of these assets gets cut in half due to forclosures and suddenly a good chuck of the value of the US dollar evaporates into nothing. Hyper inflation + declining economy is going to be really, really bad.

[Anonymous No.4722642]

>>4717528
And how do you plan to sell the gold avoiding taxes? You just converted magical internet money into shiny yellow bricks.

And don't tell me your going through the whole country selling the maximum that won't be taxed to every gold exchange because the effort required costs more than a random 25%.