Arkies nearing maximum delusion

[Anonymous No.4712636]

Alright biz I’ve seen a lot of shilling for Ark around here lately, I’ve got inside info from the editor of an extremely reputable publication. He has confirmed that it is in fact, a steaming shitcoin. Did you really think a bunch of nerds that spend all day fapping to some anime chick with fucking purple hair would know anything about investing? You’d be better off just opening up a savings account at your local bank. Pic related, leaked cover of next issue...don’t say I didn’t warn you