/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.4709093]

Sup faggots. Livin' large thread if your blockfolio is sub 300k then you are not welcome here. Here is how MY life has changed over the past 5 months:

1) I only eat organic foods, and organic grass fed meats. I eat almost zero grains or sugar... which actually isn't that hard when you can have as much grass fed strip steak and local organic veggies as you want. I basically eat what Connor McGreggor eats, and I take tons of probiotics and drink like a gallon of kombucha a day, I feel amazing. I import exotic fruits from Asia and see an nutritionist regularly who takes blood samples to make sure i'm doing well

2) I sleep however long I want, usually 7-8 hours. I'll nap whenever I feel like it. This is the biggest key to health. All you wage cucks who stay up late surfing the internet because you hate your lives, then have to wake up in 4 hours to go work for a jew for 12 hours before rinsing and repeating... this should be your biggest incentive to make money in crypto.

3) Clothing. I started buy nice shit. I used to wear really simple clothing, and I still do style wise, but everything has been upgraded. No one notices my new clothes except ALL WOMEN. Seriously, I can't tell the difference between a gap v-neck and a John Varvatos one, but the opposite sex can and does. Buying nice shit instantly makes you more attractive, and the fit is nicer too (and before everyone calls me fat and ugly, I'm good looking. But yeah if you were ugly nice clothes would still help A LOT. Some people are dealt better cards, deal with it faggot). I just spent 7k at Burberry, I feel amazing.

4) I haven't bought a super car yet. If I hit 3MM I will buy one.

[Anonymous No.4709099]

5) This is how I get laid on tinder with 95% success rate. Hit up a girl, be real nice and normal, then invite her to one of the nicest restaurants in NYC and tell her I've been dying to try it but need someone to go with (which is true, I'm a foodie), and she'll alway say yes. The key is not to seem desperate, like you're trying to impress her with money. Just act like this is your life and she’s welcome to be a part of it. When the date is over, don’t pressure for sex or do creepy shit. If you’re well put together, it’s a virtual guarantee she’ll fuck you. Women are whores, all of them. It’s built in their genes.

6) Speaking of whores, I bang hookers whenever I want now. It’s amazing. I only buy high end ones though (they’re cleaner and see less volume) and are smoking hot and amazing at sex. You don’t see girls like these in normal life, well worth dropping 1k to fuck a high end escort.

7) Fitness. I work out 2, maybe three times a day. I have all the time in the world now, and I live at my own pace. Fitness is super important

8) Now that I’m financially free I work on my own business and hobbies. I’ve become a free man, free of wage cuckery and bowing to the whims of others. The greatest thing about all this is that financial freedom allows you to simply watch others. You learn so much by observing the paltry wants and needs of others manifest into shitty underhanded gestures by feminized, emasculated men who have force of will anymore. You realize you’re out of the rat race, and it feels amazing.

Anyone who says money doesn’t buy happiness is a poor faggot.

[Anonymous No.4709107]

nice larp faggot

[Anonymous No.4709115]

>>4709093
White women look like men.

[Anonymous No.4709160]

>>4709093
>I work out 2, maybe three times a day.
Everything was believable up to this. You almost made it.

[Anonymous No.4709162]

>>4709099
Larp faggit. How's your mom's tendies you fucking piece of shit?

[Anonymous No.4709184]

>>4709115
okay

[Anonymous No.4709192]

>>4709160
1) lift 1-1.5 hr
2) lift 45 min (sometimes skip)
3) cardio 30 min

get with the program you fat faggot. Humans weren't supposed to exercise once a day then sit for 12 hours. Longevity is my goal now.

[Anonymous No.4709202]

Lmao.

>living large thread
>4chan

Pick one

[Anonymous No.4709212]

>>4709099
No one will ever (really) care about you... let that sink in

[Anonymous No.4709213]

>>4709162
Kek

[Anonymous No.4709220]

>>4709192
>cardio
Don't reply to me or my posts ever again, metrosexual scum.

[Anonymous No.4709237]

Post some evidence bro that would make these threads much better

[Anonymous No.4709241]

>>4709212
nice project faggot. read a book for once in your uneducated life before you hurl an insult that's immediately recognizable as a self-directed emotion.

[Anonymous No.4709263]

>>4709093
nice! just bought 100k!

[Anonymous No.4709285]

>>4709093
>1) I only eat
I've had a good diet since only making $10/hr and I'm stronger and better looking than you
>2) I sleep however long I want
I've slept however long I wanted since leaving university
>3) Clothing
doesn't matter if you're not attractive sorry anon

basically, except for the car you don't need to be rich to do those things you dumb larper lol

[Anonymous No.4709305]

>>4709093
Thanks for this post. This is how I want to change my life as well. Last month of wagecucking for me, already quit my job 4 months ago but there was a clause in the contract to give them 3 months in advance (gave them a fourth because they're nice people) but still tired, to much in front of the pc, no time to shop for clothes because stay in bed most of saturday. Eat shit etc. can't wait to quit this job. Have to work on my discipline though.

But I still inform myself every evening about crypto because I'm going to nail the fucking blow off top.

Gained 1 million euro so far. Cashed out 300k.

[Anonymous No.4709346]

>>4709093
Your life is kind of similar to mine. Especially with the thing about eating only the highest quality food. I eat $20 a pound grass fed meat and organ meat, I get $10 grass fed raw milk and butter delivered from a farm every single day. No grains. I feel amazing, no acne at all, extremely easy gains in my home gym I bought with my gains a few months ago. I've been eating like that for a few months, and went on a trip with friends recently and ate "normal people" fast food fried chicken sandwiches and french fries and shit for 2 days. My body couldn't handle it, my stomach started hurting and I started got BLACK diarrhea. Looked like an oil spill.

[Anonymous No.4709352]

>>4709093
> I haven't bought a super car yet. If I hit 3MM I will buy one.
> I just spent 7k at Burberry, I feel amazing.

Sorry bro, if you don't even have $3MM you're living unsustainably doing all this other stuff. You're doing nigger shit with your money. You're going to ride this out for a couple years and then get fucked back to normie status.

Pics me. Yeah I threw in a deposit for a Tesla Roadster but that's years away and a lot less of my net.

[Anonymous No.4709354]

>>4709346
I mean delivered every week* not every day.

[Anonymous No.4709369]

>>4709285
rt

[Anonymous No.4709371]

>>4709352
Rekt

[Anonymous No.4709405]

Great post anon, One of the better non Crypto specific posts I've seen. These faggots will hate on anything that they can't be part of. Good luck and god bless.

[Anonymous No.4709409]

>>4709093
Not asian. Didn't read.

[Anonymous No.4709420]

>>4709346
Raw grassfed milk is great, I have to stick with raw goatmilk though, cow milk goes RIGHT through me (almost shit myself in public.... never again)

People don't understand how big of an impact food has. Most people, unfortunately, never even eat *real* food ever in their lives.

The modern food industry is class warfare. Glad you know what's up, anon.

>>4709352
Damn, killing it. I'm at 2.3MM you just made me feel like a peasant.

[Anonymous No.4709493]

>>4709420
It's funny because it's just kind of a number. But I was at a Bitcoin conference and there are investment funds that have like $40 mil in assets and it's weird thinking "oh shit it's your JOB to manage all these people's money in crypto and I'm one dude walking around with like a quarter of your whole fund."

But then there's all the big boys of crypto with like 10-100x what I have so I feel a little smaller.

[Anonymous No.4709540]

>>4709493
I wonder what impact having so many secret multi-millionaires and billions walking around will have on society. Old money with their elitist attitudes are in for a rude awakening when bitcoiners start becoming their neighbors.

[Anonymous No.4709791]

As long as the OP anon knows real woman don't look that without rib removal, butt lifts, implants. Corset training does not produce that abomination.

[Anonymous No.4709855]

>>4709791
Why don't I just say it Tranny.

[Anonymous No.4709873]

>>4709540
It's not going to be any different than the dot-com era, when you'd have hundreds of founders and early employees becoming billionaires and millionaires overnight in a single company.

[Anonymous No.4709905]

>>4709352
>fake blockfolio larping
is this 2016

[Anonymous No.4709907]

>start reading op
>being rich essentially allowed op to be a metrosexual faggot
>scroll down further
>NYC
>mfw

[Anonymous No.4709935]

>>4709305
You will sell too early. Everyone here will.

[Anonymous No.4709960]

>>4709115
They get fat too.

[Anonymous No.4710010]

>>4709420
How did you make your gains? Can you give me some advice?

[Anonymous No.4710014]

>>4709093
Confirmed !! OP is a soyboy nigger

[Anonymous No.4710078]

>>4709099
>(I’m a foodie)
Bye thread

[Anonymous No.4710102]

>>4709192
You work out at home?

[Anonymous No.4710310]

>>4709093
I made more money this month than you will in your entire life.

[Anonymous No.4710314]

>>4710078
>I’m a foodie. I'm always on the lookout for a great little place to get breakfast.

[Anonymous No.4710368]

>>4709420
I was raised off microwaved food and mass produced school cafeteria food. After optimizing my hormones for a few months through strength training, good nutrition, good sleep, and abstaining from porn, I feel like a veil is being lifted and almost like the volume is being turned up in my consciousness. And everything builds on each other in a positive spiral, it's crazy. A few years ago I was just depressed and bedridden. I like this thread.. you can see who's gonna follow us in our upward trajectory and jelly crab in a bucket fags with a r9k mentality.

[Anonymous No.4710370]

>>4709093
OP you forgot your most famous line: Just hit me with your best shot, I’m practically perfect.

Pic related it’s me and my bitch

[Anonymous No.4710397]

>>4709099
Good for you OP, I am literally pouring every dollar I earn into crypto (have 25k now). I want out of being a wageslave so badly, and I won't stop until I get it.

I think within three years I will reach my goal (2m free and clear). I can't wait to be able to travel lightly, workout, devote time to actual meal prep, read philosophy, and generally enjoy the sort of life that humans flourish in. Thanks for the inspiration.

[Anonymous No.4710405]

anyone with untold wealth is not coming to /biz/
only basket cases and poor cucks come here.
if i had already made it i would never set foot in this seedy place. i'm here for the sick narcissistic dark humor. which makes me feel better watching others wanting to shoot themselves.

[Anonymous No.4710465]

>I have around $300k
>I'm dropping $1k on whores
You're going to be one of those millionaires gone broke stories in the future.

[Anonymous No.4710494]

>>4710368
Absolutely brother. Iron sharpens iron. Many of the people on this board will never be wealthy because of their mentality. They don't understand that actually building wealth is not about 10xing a meme coin. It's about elevating your consciousness, fine tuning your body, and listening to your spirit -- all the while using money as a means to achieve such a beautiful and uniquely human balance. STAY UP!

[Anonymous No.4710643]

>>4710494
I need to 100x to get to that, dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.4710684]

>>4709093
400k here but haven't cashed out anything. My spending habits are exactly the same as before (frugal). I actually feel worse than I did a year ago, though. Most days I spend all day mindlessly surfing the web. Feel like killing myself.

[Anonymous No.4710717]

>>4710405

I'm a literal millionaire and I'm here and on pol.

[Anonymous No.4710733]

If OP is real then send BTC to me pls i need them to buy wigs

1JPpFuCYtACCd2XtR7HYzqvq5HijWUkruz

[Anonymous No.4710787]

>>4709115

Maybe to a negative testosterone animeposting dicklet.

[Anonymous No.4710848]

>>4710717
a millionaire isn't "untold wealth".

sorry. you will remain in /biz/ like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.4710873]

OK, op, what about a nice picture of your fridge insides, plus timestamp with "LIVING LARGE!" written on it?
That would easily make us able to believe you, and should take less than one minute.

[Anonymous No.4710875]

>John Varvatos
LOL you may have money, but you will never have taste

[Anonymous No.4710913]

>>4710873
Do you really someone would do that, go on the Internet and say lies?

[Anonymous No.4710969]

1E1AnVKwhgffwpD2UN7eMSQpGgsmAhDSKY

Need BTC for my dog surgery, and meds. The doggo got heartworms and never showed symptoms until it was urgent to do something about it. God damn it.

[Anonymous No.4711010]

>>4710969
Picture of the dog with timestamp.

[Anonymous No.4711019]

>>4709093
>>4709099
You talk like a massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.4711181]

Very nice op.
I have started feeding on grass fed Asian free range hookers this summer.
My ego can now manifest angel wings made of pure arrogance and I spend most of my days looking down on the plebeian masses from the skies.
It feels absolutely AMAZING to finally transcend mediocrity.

[Anonymous No.4711209]

>>4710010
Don't listen biz, ever.

>>4710078
go eat a hot pocket faggot, I'm sure your mom bought a few different kinds of flavors

>>4710310
pathetic

>>4711019
at least I'm not actually a massive faggot, like you

[Anonymous No.4711325]

>>4711209
Still waiting for that picture, OP.
>inb4 waiting for my NASA smartphone to arrive

[Anonymous No.4711335]

>>4709093
I read this out aloud and almost died.

[Anonymous No.4711392]

>>4711010

not at home, but ill deliver when I get back from college

[Anonymous No.4711463]

>>4711325
Do you think I'd ever post any personal information here? You could look up where I get my steaks, then one of you faggots would probably call the farm and somehow deduce my identity by lying to the employees. btw kys

[Anonymous No.4711480]

>>4709093
>>4709099
most of what you are saying is true but 300k in NYC haha yeah maybe if you still live with mommy and daddy, but that really isn't shit

[Anonymous No.4711559]

>>4711209
>at least I'm not actually a massive faggot, like you
I know a homosexual man who ain't got shit on your flaming gay ass faggotry.

[Anonymous No.4711589]

Prove it by sending a BTC
3DiLQMeSbxnV8ourf7faVkKH8RfxKorAyN

[Anonymous No.4711627]

when I make it idk what i'm gonna do about women. i think i'll just rent one once in a while dating doesn't seem like its worth it when you're poor even less so when you're rich.

[Anonymous No.4711640]

>>4710787
>a literal fucking faggot
Lm@u

[Anonymous No.4711642]

>>4711209
>Don't listen biz, ever.
I mean what did you do? What did you invest in? Post your blockfolio.

[Anonymous No.4711749]

>>4709093
This is so childish on so many levels, which makes me believe this is full of shit...

[Anonymous No.4711782]

Sup Pajeets! COSS whale checking in here with over a million COSS. Just wanna let you know that coss is coming out of beta soon and that once that happens COSS team is going to start a "MASSIVE MARKETING CAMPAIGN"-Rune. Get in while you can or get left behind pajeets. See you in the moon :D

[Anonymous No.4711929]

>>4709093
Vneck..cringe.. you have no style or class faggot. Money is lost on you

[Anonymous No.4712147]

>>4709093
>tfw 29
>tfw i've literally lived this way my entire life, even before crypto, having never held a job

Feels good to be better than you, OP.

[Anonymous No.4712215]

>>4712147
>old man shakes fist

[Anonymous No.4712229]

I haven't laughed this hard for so long

thanks OP your LARPing is really going to the next level

[Anonymous No.4712363]

>>4710684
Don't do that. You've just set yourself free. The only thing stopping you from being happy is that you can't decide what you want to do with that freedom.

[Anonymous No.4712390]

>>4709093
You're already living like you have $3MM dipshit. Have fun being poor when you buy some $500 t-shirts during a dip.

[Anonymous No.4712393]

>>4709162
best responce

[Anonymous No.4712660]

>>4711010
>>4710969


Delivering, doggo is happy as always.

[Anonymous No.4712709]

>>4710078

>(I'm a foodie)

OP loves to sample new dipping sauces for mom's tendies

[Anonymous No.4713946]

>>4709093
That’s a tranny in your pic and your advice is degenerate and a recipe for a miserable life.

[Anonymous No.4714201]

>>4709212
god damn who is this goddess

[Anonymous No.4714374]

>>4710969
>>4712660

It's just a fucking dog, you fur fag. Go get a new one at the pound

[Anonymous No.4714506]

>>4711642

[Anonymous No.4714576]

>>4709192

Literal retard detected.

Lifting twice a day hurts more than it helps and is a big no no even for bodybuilders.

I’d be laughing at you but you are larping anyway so who cares.

[Anonymous No.4714840]

>>4709093

>living like Patrick Bateman on 300K of non-liquid assets


you're going to be sucking dick for cheeseburgers in 4 months

[Anonymous No.4715155]

>>4714840
I made 2.3MM idiot. learn to read.

[Anonymous No.4715178]

>>4714840
there's literally nothing wrong with taking a mouthload for a juicy burger

[Anonymous No.4715227]

>>4714201
>he doesn't know who The Duchess is

[Anonymous No.4715298]

>>4709192
fucken dyels man, top larp though.

[Anonymous No.4715338]

>>4715155
how? what coins did you buy, how much of each?

[Anonymous No.4715359]

>>4709093

> Connor McGreggor
> probiots

I cant even read the rest of your shitty thread OP, you sound like a major dick face.

[Anonymous No.4715424]

>>4709346
>no acne at all
you're diet has to be pretty shit for that to be the reason you get acne. what the fuck were you eating, taco bell and steak & shake every day? good thing you got rich because you're a fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.4715449]

>>4715424
fuck off

[Anonymous No.4715465]

>>4709352
how did you do it?

[Anonymous No.4715996]

>>4709093
Here's something I would do if I had a lot of money: I would start my own porn website. Something like Fake Agent, some roleplaying bullshit. I would love to fuck a lot of girls.

[Anonymous No.4716167]

>>4709099
Shit LARP. This is how you can live with at least a million, otherwise you're risking your future. I have 200k in cash +crypto and live a normal frugal life. I guarantee I'm fitter than you though because I work out for max 1 hour a day, which is what you should be doing. Visit /fit/ you LARPing faggot.

[Anonymous No.4716294]

>>4709099
>>4709093

[Anonymous No.4716804]

>>4715155
>I made 2.3MM idiot. learn to read.

I'm sure you'll blow that being a retard too.

[Anonymous No.4716835]

>>4715155

seriously, you're bragging about your hooker habit and buying a $200,000 car. you're not even trying anymore. you're living like scott storch.

[Anonymous No.4716897]

>>4709093
>Varvatos
>thinks he's designer

That's clothing for upper-middle class hipster faggots

Tom Ford it up instead

[Anonymous No.4716941]

>>4709093

Here's my blockfolio. Actually this is just my long term holdings, i have another 20 BTC that I actively trade with, but that fluctuates so much every day that I don't add it to my blockfolio.

My life hasn't changed whatsoever. I eat shit food and buy cheap clothes, I drive a shitbox Kia. I only go outside if I have to, so i could care less about impressing people with luxury shit. I sleep and wake up whenever I want to because that's how my life has always been.

[Anonymous No.4717108]

>>4710405
Y'know, you don't stop enjoying what you used to enjoy when you become a millionaire. The reverse: you do it more.
I made a huge stack from crypto but I still enjoy anonymous anime shitposting. There's only one place you can get that, no matter how rich you are.

[Anonymous No.4717184]

>>4714374
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.4717548]

>>4716941
when did you get in on btc?

[Anonymous No.4717792]

>>4717548
>when did you get in on btc?

in 2015-2016 I bought around 200 when it was $200-400. I never thought it would reach these price levels and I cashed out some when it was $2k, $3k, $5k etc

I have an online business and already had money at that time, so I had some extra funds that I put into BTC. When it was around $200 I told all my family and friends to put every penny they had into it, but of course they didn't listen to me because they thought Bitcoin was just some pyramid scam. Now some of them are buying it now when its over $10k....lol.

[Anonymous No.4717918]

>>4709093
I believe you OP. What do you think of going vegan?

[Anonymous No.4717926]

>>4709093
>300k
>rich

You are middle class anon.

[Anonymous No.4717954]

>>4717926

kek

not only is he middle class and thinks he's rich, he thinks that's enough for an early retirement.

[Anonymous No.4718004]

>>4717954
>not only is he middle class and thinks he's rich, he thinks that's enough for an early retirement.

My definition of "rich" starts at $5 million minimum, and that's just poor rich

$5-10 mil = poor rich

$10-50 mil = mid tier rich

$50-$200 mil = rich

over $200 mil = super rich

[Anonymous No.4718278]

>>4709099
>then invite her to one of the nicest restaurants in NYC
embarrassing lol they're using you for the free meal

[Anonymous No.4718425]

>>4714374


Fuck you, hes been by my side for 8 years, keeping me from an heroing, dogs are truly the only blessing in our lives.

[Anonymous No.4719291]

saddest part about this thread isnt the larp its the fact that 300k is still chump change

[Anonymous No.4719825]

>>4712660
I like your doggo anon :)

[Anonymous No.4720209]

>>4709093
this has to be oldest thread still up in /biz/ history its been up for 2 days

[Anonymous No.4720497]

>>4709093
You sound down like a try hard wannabe teen or maybe just a dumb mod twenties something on larp. Cringe.

[Anonymous No.4720521]

>>4709093
>>4709099
Even if you're not larping, you're just another worthless rich asshole with no soul. Congrats I guess.

[Anonymous No.4720924]

>>4709093
Congratulations but you should know this ''bliss of riches'' is but temporary, its not sustained happiness. It sure is better as being poor though. But true happiness, you don't even know what that feels like. If I were you, now that you're out of the rat race, i'd focus on how to free yourself mentally and spiritually. Cause seriously you haven't even tasted true happiness, complete fullfillment. You can say w/e you want, just giving a headsup, its all temporary. But here are some suggestions of things you can do:

1) Discover and learn martial arts, train with Shoalin Monks
2) Go parachute jumping/bungee jumping or heck become a professional (over 200 jumps)
3) Learn to fly an airplaine or heli
4) Spend some of your free time helping unfortunate kids
5) Discover your soul trough meditation and/or Yoga, nothing beats the sense of discipline you get when you gain start gaining control over your own thoughts and actions.
6) Discover the soul of the world, travel to the most beautifull places packing very light and/or have an adventure on the road(and sky) without destination.

[Anonymous No.4720976]

7k at buttberry, guess money really can't buy taste sorry op

[Anonymous No.4721113]

A couple of things to try OP-
>long walks everyday (like 1hr+)
>sprint sessions
>fasting
>pay to have your clothes altered
>even your t-shirts
>take up boxing or bjj or both
>static contraction training one or twice a month (basically lifting as much weight as you can in the strongest range of motion, but only for an inch or two and only for 5 or so seconds. always in a power rack. i did a 335kg squat hold for 7 seconds the other day. feels amazing)
>dirty carb backload immediately after SCT
>ZMA

[Anonymous No.4721437]

>>4720924

t. faggot

[Anonymous No.4721537]

>>4709115
yeah they also age like shit imagine beeing with a white women in her 40's when shes fat and starting to get wrinkly bah

also asian women smell way better whitw women often have smelly pussies and armpits and they think dry toilet paper is enough to clean their smelly ass kek

after dating a few whites and a few asians i couldnt help but find white women disgusting

[Anonymous No.4721786]

>>4721537
what else do you need to clean your ass

[Anonymous No.4722271]

>>4721786
soap and water
if a bird shat on your arm would you just wipe it off with some paper towel and go about your day?

[Anonymous No.4722277]

>>4709093
jesus this post has been going on forever

[Anonymous No.4722296]

>>4722277
Yeah just got back from work and impressed to see this bullshit still going from yesterday desu.

[Anonymous No.4722352]

>>4709099
What the fuck do you people get out of larping here? The posts are always identical. Organic food and high end hookers... Fuck off

[Anonymous No.4722416]

>>4709352
This is the only one I believe here, because this has been around forever. Congrats on the gains

[Anonymous No.4722428]

>>4715465
well someone else posted that pic yesterday so he saved it and then posted it here!

[Anonymous No.4722432]

>>4711640
>wouldn't fuck girl in OP because "looks like a man"
>calls others a faggot

[Anonymous No.4722564]

OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.4722598]

>>4714576

[Anonymous No.4722703]

>>4709220
top kek post

[Anonymous No.4722705]

>>4714374
Is this the true power of sociopath level wealth?

[Anonymous No.4722766]

>>4709093
soooo 100% bragging 0% legit advice
why are you making this thread again exactly?

[Anonymous No.4722805]

>>4709093
Im on my phone atm, but if anyone wants, run this image through the biz archive. You'll see how much this guy is dedicated to the larp. Its embarassing

[Anonymous No.4723428]

every weekend /biz/ turns to total kindergarten, average age is probably 16-18