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>SHORT BTC
>100x LEVERAGE
>NO STOP LOSS.
>BAZINGA!

>> No.4691569

>>4691551
where do i go to short bitcoin

>> No.4691599

>>4691569
Oh fuck the normies are here

>> No.4691606

That was probably one of the worst episodes of anything I've ever watched. They put zero effort into it

>> No.4691626

>>4691569
you cant. everything else is plummeting even more

>> No.4691646

>>4691606
Tldr?

I can't stomach that shit

>> No.4691670

give me some taltz i cant take this

>> No.4691676

>>4691606
Writers probably found out about the Bitcoin hype one day and decided to write an episode on it. They probably don't even know what it does, except know it's a cryptocurrency.

>> No.4691751

>>4691646
>The irs can put you in jail if you trade bitcoin
>sheldor created the mining software
>bank of america ad
>they lose their btc because crypto is unreliable and unsafe
>normies terrifyed by the prospect
>produced by chuck (((lorre)))
BIZRAELI!!!

>> No.4691754

>>4691569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P2FB9Mg_YI

>> No.4691836

>>4691551
The call that saved biz

>> No.4691893

>>4691751
>Cheldar created the mining software
BLORZORPLE

>> No.4691897

>>4691751
>all of these are true

WTF I love bazingo now

>> No.4691915

>>4691551
>Short BTC
Is Sheldon a brainlet?

>> No.4692146

>>4691551
lol

>> No.4692225
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4692225

Sheldon used this link and signed up for BitMEX to short swap contracts through a VPN at 100x leverage, because he's a savant on a mental plane far above anyone on this board. He's smarter than the market, and he can time it perfectly. https://www.bitmex.com/register/YgC8kJ