/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.4666016]

1) Your age
2) Your bank account balance
3) Time since you last put your benis in vagina

[Anonymous No.4666028]

25
4 btc
3 years FeelsBadMan

[Anonymous No.4666040]

>>4666016
nice trips
23
.171btc
last weekend

[Jake Bronson No.4666051]

>>4666016
1.) 29
2.) $3,000 feels really really fuckin bad :( ($60,000 in property equity though, not liquid)
3.) two days ago

[Anonymous No.4666057]

>not using greentext
1) 20
2) 1.5K in bank account, 1.5 BTC
3) a month ago, ugly asian tho

[Anonymous No.4666060]

>>4666040
thats not how trips work retard

[Anonymous No.4666070]

>>4666060
im new

[Anonymous No.4666096]

>>4666016
>20
>literally zero dollars
>2 years
I can get pussy later, right now I’m getting rich. I have hard cash and crypto. Emptied my bank in June

[Anonymous No.4666110]

>>4666016
why not ask us to link our bitcoin wallets

Seriously tho, do you get money for gathering data on 4chan users? Kinda curious?

If you share me yours I'll share you mine.

[Anonymous No.4666115]

30
$78
3 months

[Anonymous No.4666128]

>>4666070
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

[Anonymous No.4666143]

>>4666016
>28
>$6.2m
>7 years

[Anonymous No.4666144]

>>4666016
26
$1700
1 day ago

[Anonymous No.4666148]

>>4666016

> 37
> $30
> 3 days

Feels good man

[Anonymous No.4666149]

26
200 Euro
Never

[Anonymous No.4666158]

1) 72
2) 420 bitcoins
3) 70

[Anonymous No.4666162]

27
~80k€
2h

[Anonymous No.4666174]

38
$1.2m (investments, etc.)
4 years :(

[Anonymous No.4666186]

>>4666143
$6.2m? by what means did u aquire this much money?

[Anonymous No.4666211]

24
$4500
Monday

[Anonymous No.4666226]

>23
>$30
>About 2 years ago with a prostitite but could barely feel anything.

I hate my life.

[Anonymous No.4666234]

>>4666143
You are hot commodity in Asia no matter how you look

[Anonymous No.4666238]

>25
>~7k plus another $2k my company owes me in reimbursements
>25

[Anonymous No.4666258]

>>4666016
19
$30k
never

[Anonymous No.4666261]

>>4666016
24
Bank account closed
15 minutes but she's 47
Guess I bought the dip after all

[Jake Bronson No.4666277]

>>4666158
>70
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.4666278]

>>4666016
26
5k
over a year ago

[Anonymous No.4666291]

24
-£300
I have a vagina last time a benis went in was 6 months ago

[Anonymous No.4666302]

20
800
.05 btc
Sunday

[Anonymous No.4666305]

>>4666162
Success! Are you German?

[Anonymous No.4666306]

18
1.1k
never

[Anonymous No.4666311]

>>4666016
34
4p +5k LINK
9 months

[Anonymous No.4666324]

>>4666291
I would say tits or gtfo but this is a gentlemens world not a wasteland like /b/

[Anonymous No.4666325]

18
2900
2 months

[Jehovah Greenbergstein No.4666330]

>>4666016
>70
>6,000 bitcoin
>Last time I was in Syria with 10 year old girls

[Anonymous No.4666336]

1) 26
2) never enough ;)
3) last night

[Anonymous No.4666345]

What the fuck, why so many normans? I thought extremely introverted virgins were the majority here

[Anonymous No.4666347]

>>4666305
Nope

[Anonymous No.4666350]

>>4666016
18
11k (euroshekkels) and about 0.8 BTC
none

[Anonymous No.4666352]

>>4666016
1) 26
2) 30k liquid assets, 200k real estate
3) 6 years ago

[Anonymous No.4666362]

34
10,500 dollarydoos
3 years, 5 months, and 14 days

[Anonymous No.4666367]

>>4666070
We nooticed lolololoooool im soonfyckfing huihgh right now

[Anonymous No.4666373]

19
€8.47 (in college + getting paid like 700 this week also 0.024BTC, only started)
Like 8 hours ago :DD

[Anonymous No.4666378]

>18
>5k AUD, but like 12 BTC in crypto and 15k in stocks. Don't like to keep much fiat around and in Australia, cashing out is actually possible lmao
>Yesterday

[Anonymous No.4666380]

>>4666016
>29
>15k
>last weekend(married)

I also own a duplex and connect rent from the other side every month.

[Anonymous No.4666391]

>>4666324
exactly. Here we blockfolio or GTFO like true upper classmen

[Anonymous No.4666409]

23
16000 euro
October 16th with my now ex gf

>found the perfect girl but fucked it up due to my issues with alcohol

[Anonymous No.4666413]

>>4666347
Extra successful then.. Gj my lad

[Anonymous No.4666417]

>>4666324
you're a big guy

[Anonymous No.4666433]

>>4666291
Transitioning is expensive

[Anonymous No.4666434]

>>4666291
-£300
woman finance

[Anonymous No.4666438]

>>4666362
>3 years, 5 months, and 14 days

[Anonymous No.4666444]

>>4666186
he larps professionally

[Anonymous No.4666452]

>>4666016
25
€1300
August this year

[Anonymous No.4666455]

>>4666373
go away norman

[Anonymous No.4666468]

>>4666324
No here it post ass with /biz/ made me rich or GTFO

[Anonymous No.4666473]

>>4666277
hes in 70 pussies rn

[Anonymous No.4666487]

>>4666413
Thx bro
>>4666380
>29
>not banging his wife everyday

[Anonymous No.4666488]

>>4666016
25
$2000, 18 BTC
32 hours

[I'm on public wifi, I don't care if you know how rich I am]

[Anonymous No.4666489]

1) 28
2) 145k salary, 2.7 btc, 25k cash
3) February 2016 in a backpage whore I lost my virginity to

[Anonymous No.4666497]

>>4666444
i laughed

[Jake Bronson No.4666500]

>>4666324
Congrats on this, seriously.

[Anonymous No.4666506]

>>4666444
>>4666438
kek

[Anonymous No.4666507]

I thought you guys were rich...

[Anonymous No.4666519]

>>4666158
I'll suck your dick for a bitcoin

[Anonymous No.4666520]

>>4666016
34
12k savings 1,300 checking
(((.000412 BTC)))

Last night after 10 minutes with a shocker type grip on those holes while I nibbled some clit. I was on mushrooms so i was feeling generous. Was a pretty good night.

[Anonymous No.4666521]

>>4666488
we'll see how tough you are when you wake up and BTC is 5k

[Anonymous No.4666528]

>>4666186
I shorted WaMu during the 2007 subprime crisis with about $5k in my brokerage, bought BTC in 2012 and now own ~50 BTC miners in my garage

>>4666234
I am a pajeet.

[Anonymous No.4666552]

>>4666345
The introverts won't be posting in this thread.
40% of r9k is normie, why wouldn't 80% of biz be normie?

[Anonymous No.4666560]

>>4666507
>thread about account balance
>not about assets or estates

[Anonymous No.4666562]

>>4666434
pls help me into man's finance

[Anonymous No.4666582]

>>4666528
Gross

[Anonymous No.4666584]

1) 22
2) $15.27
3) NEVER EVER

Literally what is the point of being alive

[Anonymous No.4666611]

>>4666016
25
5k
yesterday

[Anonymous No.4666631]

>>4666016
48
200 nis
never

[Anonymous No.4666636]

>>4666500
cant tell if ur being nice or rude but thanks man nice dubs btw.
>>4666391
kek
>>4666417
thanks man im 6'2 howd u know i thought this site was anonymous lol
>>4666468
LMAO

[Anonymous No.4666663]

Twenty eight
60k liquible equities (etfs and metals), 10k cash (USD)
2 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.4666672]

>>4666277
just trying to fuck with the data mining operation happening in this thread
see >>4666110
I don't think it's fair some Indian can make an OP on 4chan, and everyone is basically just handing him cash by answering his survey.

Hold out /biz/ bros. Your privacy is a valuable commodity. Make them pay for it!

[Anonymous No.4666673]

>>4666016
Nice try CIA.

[Anonymous No.4666690]

>>4666016
1) 28
2) 70k
3) Never

[Anonymous No.4666714]

19
$7K
19 years

[Anonymous No.4666735]

>>4666672
how on earth would you make money from this data?

[Anonymous No.4666737]

>>4666672
>anyone itt speaks truth

[Anonymous No.4666736]

>>4666016
1) 27
2) ~$150
3) few weeks ago

someone kill me pls.

[Anonymous No.4666750]

>>4666226
Stop watching porn

[Anonymous No.4666751]

21

22k crypto 12k bank 2k stocks

couple days

[Anonymous No.4666758]

>25
>30k
>last night

BUT...
>no coiner

I'm going to kill myself

[Anonymous No.4666763]

1-) 28.
2-) About $1000. (You said bank account, I got other $200K invested)
3-) Less than three days.

[Anonymous No.4666787]

20
~$55k
>implying

[Jake Bronson No.4666791]

>>4666672
>Doesn't think it's fair to make money from a post
>Sounds like the angry boomers saying bitcoin riches aren't fair and it should be outlawed
like pottery

[Anonymous No.4666805]

>>4666016
45
300 million
30 minutes

[Anonymous No.4666808]

>>4666016

25
$170k (self made)
2 days ago

[Anonymous No.4666821]

>22
>$6.5mm as of this moment
>Never

[Anonymous No.4666824]

>>4666016
28
0$
28 years

[Anonymous No.4666826]

>>4666735
so people know it's worth it to shill here.

[Anonymous No.4666924]

>>4666226
Are you circumcised?

[Anonymous No.4666925]

>>4666040
Nice trips to you and everyone else in this thread newfag

[Anonymous No.4666942]

>>4666391
Blockfolio is dead

[Anonymous No.4666995]

>>4666824
your life is worth killing yourself. How can I help you fine gentleman. I think some rope would fit you fine, now for 10 euroshekkels.

[Anonymous No.4667017]

24
$17k
Never, have stinky vagene

[Anonymous No.4667049]

>>4666925
Wohoo I got trips too. Look at me

[Anonymous No.4667079]

>>4666040
please leave

[Anonymous No.4667154]

>>4667049
HAHAHAHAHA

[anonymus No.4667188]

24
2-3$
3 days ago

[Anonymous No.4667195]

1) 25
2) $97,000 AUD God damn trying to break 6 figures
3) 2 nights ago

[Anonymous No.4667211]

[Anonymous No.4667232]

>23
>$-52.92
>11/22/17

[Anonymous No.4667246]

24
18k
>

[Anonymous No.4667254]

>>4666258
i am like you but poorer

[Anonymous No.4667301]

>>4666826
Yes because nobody would ever lie on an anonymous imageboard.

[anon No.4667321]

30
1k
This morning.

[Anonymous No.4667366]

19
3,000
Y'know it's funny, if you factor in everything that makes me me, I should have definitely have gotten something by now, but instead I am a kissless virgin. I'm not too short, 5'11", I'm a fit 155. Captain of a sports team, hang out with who would be constituted the "cool" kids. I just can't stand parties for the life of me, I don't like going out too much. I am also fucked by the unreasonably high expectations of women I set for myself due to browsing /POL/ all through high school. I'm commuting to my Uni and that won't help me get some. Building on top of this I feel very scared of embarrassing experiences. Size isn't that big of an issue (of course I wish it could be bigger), but I am scared I would let my partner down in 10 seconds. I'm letting this fear turned into apathy. I got to do something. Should I buy BTC?

[Anonymous No.4667397]

>>4666016
>21
>3.9K in bank, nocoins retard
>last night

Feelsmostlygood, man

[Anonymous No.4667420]

>>4666016
26
2k
almost two years

[Anonymous No.4667428]

>>4666016
36
$10.36
3 years ago

[Anonymous No.4667429]

>>4666040
>being this retarded

[Anonymous No.4667441]

>>4666016
22
60k
a week ago with a hooker

[Sergei No.4667453]

35
$32,000,000
Does Rory count?

[Anonymous No.4667455]

>>4666016
32 y-o
23m
A few hours ago

[Anonymous No.4667471]

>>4666808
(((self made)))?

[Anonymous No.4667480]

>>4667195
we're all gonna make it bruv

[Anonymous No.4667487]

>>4666324
you did say tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.4667492]

26
52k €
32hours

[Anonymous No.4667497]

>>4666521
>not having bought btc for $200 a pop back in 2013

[Anonymous No.4667508]

>>4666016
1) 27
2) 6.5k
3) about 20 hours.

[Anonymous No.4667517]

>>4666016
22
1k € | 15k in crypto
3 Days (long term gf)

[Anonymous No.4667534]

24
$2400 + $1500 in crypto
last night

[Anonymous No.4667546]

1) 25
2) $217k
3) ~2 weeks

[Anonymous No.4667565]

33
65k in Cash (+ 50k in retirement)
5k in Stocks
15k Crypto
2 months ago

How am i doing for an Australian immigrant?

[Anonymous No.4667578]

40
personal 3k, biz 40kish usd, bout 13k in various coins
2 days ago, but admittedly usually a month or so goes by before I prioritize porking my fat older wife over fapping to girls posted by people shilling coins here

[Anonymous No.4667599]

>>4667487
so did u

[Anonymous No.4667619]

>>4667480
>>4667195
We aussies should help each other. Broke six figures months ago before i spent i big ticket items.

[Anonymous No.4667721]

>>4666016
25
$4
Never

[Anonymous No.4667739]

>>4666016
Benis in vagina t-minus 1 week

[Anonymous No.4667751]

35
140k liquid assets (40k in crypto
Achieved wizardom moving on to wraith.

Hags don't do it for me, don't even care about sirens at this point.

[Anonymous No.4667800]

>>4666324

[Anonymous No.4667866]

1)20
2)1.5k
3) never feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.4667901]

>>4666016
>> prove you guys are millionaires then

1JnNCaUmkjmwoC4XvrAuUZgBuSxNuRhNbA

[Anonymous No.4667924]

So much larping

[Anonymous No.4667971]

>>4666016
25
$353.41
over a year now

all I can think about lately is money. generally how fucked I currently am, but the desire to make some real money is building. I dont want to be broke forever

[Anonymous No.4667993]

23
3k
Yesterday

[Anonymous No.4668256]

24
21k + 4k in crypto
NEVER

[Anonymous No.4668276]

24
24k with 13k in crypto (USD)
yesterday

[Anonymous No.4668406]

26
$180 networth
got laid last weekend

[Anonymous No.4668461]

>>4666016
18
$9k
2 years but I have recently got some good road head

[Anonymous No.4668509]

>>4666016
18
500000
Yesterday

[Anonymous No.4668600]

>>4666016
1.35
2.483 btc
3.13 years

[Anonymous No.4668617]

>>4667971
25 here too
i feel you man

[Anonymous No.4668626]

>>4668600
jesus

[Anonymous No.4668634]

>>4666016
22
0
sunday

[Anonymous No.4668645]

34
~$400,000 net worth (mostly diversified stocks & bonds, some cash)
yesterday

[Anonymous No.4668646]

>>4668600
Right hand or lucky blow jobs does the trick.
Stay away from babies and commitment.

[Anonymous No.4668647]

>>4666016
23
$2200
Around 10 months ago, I don't even care about fucking random sluts anymore. Slept with around 20 girls and that shit is overrated man, just want a nice girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.4668654]

>>4666016
>>4666070
REEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUTTTTT
i'm new to /biz/
20
~$10,000
september, long distance relationship

[Anonymous No.4668657]

1) 23
2) 15k with 12k in stocks/buttcoins
13) Over a year, less than 2 years

[Anonymous No.4668661]

>>4666016
21
0.2 btc
20 hours ago

[Anonymous No.4668666]

>>4666016
24
210k in btc
never

[Anonymous No.4668746]

>25
>9k in checking
>I’m gay so this doesn’t work

[Anonymous No.4668770]

19
3600
1 month

Am i going to make it? I dont want to wagecuck

[Anonymous No.4668787]

>>4668746
fag

[Anonymous No.4668795]

>>4666016
1)18
2)$41,293.67
3)Last monday with a chick from class

[Anonymous No.4668798]

>>4666016
22
42000 of that 25k is crypto and 7k is retirement IRA
Friday night and again Saturday morning

[Anonymous No.4668799]

22
500
earlier this week

[Anonymous No.4668800]

20
5k
this morning

[Anonymous No.4668813]

almost 33
35 000 CAD
virgin

[Anonymous No.4668885]

>21
>~1400 Yellencoin
>3 years

[Anonymous No.4668905]

32
$72k in crypto
a few months

[Anonymous No.4668921]

>not using your money to buy prime hookers

[Anonymous No.4668958]

26
1,750,000
never

[Anonymous No.4669005]

29
20k in bank, 60k in stocks, 30k in bonds, 160k in crypto.
couple days ago

[Anonymous No.4669011]

>>4668958
Buy me a christmas gift my nigga

[Anonymous No.4669013]

>>4666016
23
600
in the process of

[Anonymous No.4669025]

I combed all of your data. HERE IS YOUR DATA ANON DUMBASSE. First 67 posters. You guys are fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.4669165]

>>4667366
You're going to do fine, my man. Keep doing what you're doing, push yourself harder, work hard, stay fit and look for girls in the right places.

Stay away from video games.

[Anonymous No.4669261]

>>4667366
Stop being a skinny faggot, go out and party because you'll regret not doing so when you're older, and do research on promising alts. Im not telling you which

[Anonymous No.4669300]

>>4669261
stratis

[Anonymous No.4669324]

27
20k aud
August?

[Anonymous No.4669336]

>>4666016
I. 25
II. 52,000 USD
III. 20 Hours

[Anonymous No.4669343]

>>4667578
Thats unsettling

[Anonymous No.4669345]

1. 23
2. $800
3. this morning

[Anonymous No.4669365]

>>4666016
35
6g in my chequing
About a week ago with the Mrs.

[Anonymous No.4669366]

>>4669261
how do you research for promising alts? what marks their future growth?

[Anonymous No.4669370]

>>4666016
>25
>1.5k in checking
>3.5k in savings
>Additional 22k between Roth IRA, 401(k), stocks and crypto
>2 days ago

[Anonymous No.4669373]

1) 23
2) 1000. i never keep more than 1000 in my bank, you never know the gov. decides to steal or block whitdraws ( im from italy btw )
3) 8 years ago .

[Anonymous No.4669394]

1. 23
2. 3000 BGN
3. Few days ago

[Anonymous No.4669426]

30
27k...
5hrs ago

[Anonymous No.4669450]

>>4669025
wow man u really got us good u put our knowledge we wanted u to have into an organiized spreadsheet holy fuck broo changingmy adress and social rn brb

[Anonymous No.4669467]

>>4666016
21
$100k WENDY
2 mins/never

[Anonymous No.4669487]

>>4666016
18
$7,400
3 months, but I chose to not let a bitch on me last week

[Anonymous No.4669499]

>>4666016
20
$0.60 AUD
Last week


Trying to rewire myself to to disregard women and acquire coin

[Anonymous No.4669503]

22
40,000 including savings and crypto
About a week ago, about to make a booty call because it's been a while.

[Anonymous No.4669520]

>>4669025
fuck FBI is at my door , thanks anon

[Anonymous No.4669714]

24
~300,000
last night

[Anonymous No.4669745]

>25
>Net worth 100k across stocks, bond ETFs, 25k cash
>Got road head about a month ago from some qt redhead
>Millennial women are too horrible in the aggregate for me to care about chasing them

Fairly comfy. Only change I want to make is move out of my apartment so I can transfer some of my aging bull market stock gains into home equity.

[Anonymous No.4669756]

>read this thread
>a bunch of poorfags are giving investment advice in other threads

:^)

[Anonymous No.4669776]

>>4666016
21
$180 in bank account, ~$800 in portfolio
This morning

[Anonymous No.4669805]

>>4666143
Same except $1.3m

[Anonymous No.4669826]

>27
>around 15k
>touchless virgin

[Anonymous No.4669833]

28,
10k and 4oz in gold
9:17 pm

[Anonymous No.4669843]

26
70k
never

Need to buy more bitcoin desu

[Anonymous No.4669877]

>>4666016
19
600 quid
3 months ago, but my gf broke up with me and Im tryna save money to put into cryptos so i cant go hunt for poon

[Anonymous No.4669890]

>>4666016
>20
>$43
>about 8 hours

[Anonymous No.4669895]

19
$1870 in crypto
Never

[Anonymous No.4669910]

>>4666528
Why 7 years? I never get laid but I'm not a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.4669921]

>>4666016
22
$900
2 Weeks

[Anonymous No.4669942]

23
2.4k
Last night

[Anonymous No.4669947]

28
120k
never

[Anonymous No.4669952]

>>4666016
24
$47.32/0.25 ETH/2.5 LTC
4 Hours ago

[Anonymous No.4669959]

28
~$600
Last night

[Anonymous No.4669974]

>>4667565
Is that in dollary-doos or real money

[Anonymous No.4669989]

>22.
>pic related.
>I never put my benis in a vagina.

[Anonymous No.4670006]

>>4666016
32
A cool 0.25
Wizard +2

[Anonymous No.4670019]

>>4666016
>26
>.1 btc plus 200$ in bank plus 50000$ in stocks
>Last weekend

[Anonymous No.4670025]

>>4669025
autism

[Anonymous No.4670088]

>23

>£0 bank £120 cash £1.5k crypto £200 on Theresa May to GTFO before the end of 2019

>July in Tokyo. I spent all my fucking money in Asia instead of staying in my bedroom in England lurking /biz/ REEEEEE

[Anonymous No.4670114]

>>4670088
Sorry I meant 2018

[Anonymous No.4670131]

19
1.5k
Never :(

[Anonymous No.4670169]

>>4670114
Somebody buy my fucking HVN on PajeetDelta so I can all I can jump into the sea of red

[Anonymous No.4670227]

1) 20
2) $15,881 (+ a further $835 in BTC)
3) Some time in early October, dumped gf when she threatened to kill me in my sleep.

[Anonymous No.4670245]

28
0
never, I'm gay and it's been like an hour and a half since I last had a benis inside my mangina

[Anonymous No.4670271]

>>4666060
Nice trips.

[Anonymous No.4670272]

19
$150
never

[Anonymous No.4670302]

>>4666016

24
20k
8 years

im dead inside

[Anonymous No.4670399]

31
50k
I like to get f*cked. Last time was June.

[Anonymous No.4670409]

21
8 euro
2 weeks

[Anonymous No.4670435]

33
700usd
2years

[Anonymous No.4670450]

>>4666016
19
$0.17
never

[Anonymous No.4670451]

>>4666040
checked

[Anonymous No.4670521]

>>4670451
checked

[Anonymous No.4670538]

18
$8000
never

[Anonymous No.4670562]

>>4666016
29
350k
never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ7HZATMKBY

[Anonymous No.4670631]

>>4666016
18
£2400-2500
Never

[Anonymous No.4670661]

>>4666016

23
13k
last night

[Anonymous No.4670678]

26

20 000

weak ago

[Anonymous No.4671004]

20
312.46
never

how can i set myself up for success in a few years? is investing in crypto the right move?

[Anonymous No.4671052]

>>4666016
29
30k 4 eth .5 btc
Last week

[Anonymous No.4671160]

>>4666016
>26
>$12K
>26

[Anonymous No.4671190]

>>4666016
28
$0.20
This morning
Pussy is expensive and i take donations lol
19Nqry7oxJ4AU5LrH35zgJt8WcrYSW6dD8

[Anonymous No.4671205]

27
55k
2hours ago

[Anonymous No.4671206]

>>4666016
33
2k + 0.3 btc
3 years

[Anonymous No.4671217]

>>4669025
the mean and median seperation really tells you something

Hahahah feel bad, the minority of you that are perma virgins

[Anonymous No.4671266]

>>4666016

27
10k cash, 220k stocks, 30k crypto
2 weeks

[Anonymous No.4671271]

>>4666824
y..you count that?

[Anonymous No.4671291]

>>4669025

>Amount in bank inversely related to days since laid

l-lads..

[Anonymous No.4671395]

28
$1k
4 mo
halp 1JFLG1FQEPUbz7vQeTenorFfSxD9EHjwoi

[Anonymous No.4671433]

>>4666016
1) 23
2) $5k
3) 32 days

[Anonymous No.4671466]

>25
>16k
>7 months

[Anonymous No.4671617]

>24
>2k in bank account, 1k in crypto
>8 months ago, with a hooker

[Anonymous No.4672386]

>>4666345
Extroverts speak out while introverts do not so you have no clue if the majority of people here are normals.

[Anonymous No.4672420]

>>4666995
topjew

[Anonymous No.4672453]

>>4668654
>september, long distance relationship
Does not work just end it

[Anonymous No.4672498]

>>4669025
Would you mind including the distributions in bell curve of assets and people getting laid?

Could you also check the correlation between last time a person had sex and the amount of wealth he has?

You can't really make up anything from this

[Anonymous No.4672525]

-32
-100k, only 2k in crypto
-two hours ago

[Anonymous No.4672526]

1) 11
2) $99999999999999
3) 15 minutes ago in OP's mom

[Anonymous No.4672543]

>>4666096
DUDE WEED LMAO

[Anonymous No.4672563]

>>4666016
24
230 usd
2 days ago

[Anonymous No.4672602]

>>4666016
>27
>$250,000
>8 months(by choice as idc about getting laid im all about making money atm)

< pic related just withdrew $10,000 though.
Yes 0 crypto atm.

[Anonymous No.4672639]

>>4667366
firsly, go by some prozac or sertralin, then take 100mg day by day, the go fuck some pussy, the anti-depressants will help you last 5 minutes minimum

[Anonymous No.4672654]

>>4672602
what do you do as a living?

[Anonymous No.4672691]

>>4666016
>30
>$3,455
>24 hours

[Anonymous No.4672704]

18
$11k
Virgin cuck fag

[Anonymous No.4672706]

69
$69 million
69ing with ur mum right now

[Anonymous No.4672724]

>>4666040
NORMIES ARE COMING

[Anonymous No.4672759]

>people ITT have more than 10-20k in the bank

enjoy your sub-inflation interest rates, faggots. anything beyond 20k MAX you put in investments.

[Anonymous No.4672790]

>>4666040
>Y'know it's funny, if you factor in everything that makes me me, I should have definitely have gotten something by now, but instead I am a kissless virgin. I'm not too short, 5'11", I'm a fit 155. Captain of a sports team, hang out with who would be constituted the "cool" kids. I just can't stand parties for the life of me, I don't like going out too much. I am also fucked by the unreasonably high expectations of women I set for myself due to browsing /POL/ all through high school. I'm commuting to my Uni and that won't help me get some. Building on top of this I feel very scared of embarrassing experiences. Size isn't that big of an issue (of course I wish it could be bigger), but I am scared I would let my partner down in 10 seconds. I'm letting this fear turned into apathy. I got to do something. Should I buy BTC?

[Anonymous No.4672863]

1) 30

2) -6,900K at Bank
-19K (at holding because mortgage till january)
- 63K on a 1/2 of a property i have with a relative

3) December 2015. broke up with my ex and bang one girl from work. next day i paid a hooker

[Anonymous No.4672889]

>>4666016
>20
>about $7000
>last month
feels good bois

[Anonymous No.4672931]

21
-$500
8 months

feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.4672949]

26
30k
2 years

[Anonymous No.4672965]

>>4666016
28
$3850 + undisclosed amounts of savings with $2k in BTC (all in loonie fiat garbage)
friday, did coke with a girl after my brothers birthday party, she was on her period, we just got a towel and went at it anyway

>tfw buying in trudeau coins is gimping me

[Anonymous No.4673004]

>>4672965
+ a house that im renting for 1850 a month and paying 2000 in mortgage, insurance, and fees on. bought it for 500k, now worth over 600k (neighbour sold his, almost identical for 618k)
Im also working at my fathers engineering firm after working in the hydro industry as a generator engineer for 5 yearsfeels good, but I want more since I need to secure my future for the family I want

so tough to find a nice girl though, my philosophy is no hymen, no diamond

[Anonymous No.4673011]

1. 29
2. I have about 8k in cash and 7k in crypto. I flip on Bittrex to acquire more BTC on short positions. I take a loss 5% the time about, the rest gains. It’s is very complicate and risky but once you got it down Bittrex is a joke. also have about 60k equity in my house, 10k worth of purses (not mk bags but the ones that appreciate in value. ). 5k worth of shoes and dresses, 5k wedding ring, some other jewelry. A bunch of vehicles.
3. Never fucked a woman, yuck.

[Anonymous No.4673043]

>>4666016
1 - 25
2 - 0,8k usd , 0,003 bitcoin...
3 - couple months, considering going monk with the shitty laws that are getting implemented

[Anonymous No.4673096]

26
about 8 k usd
one month ago

[Anonymous No.4673128]

>>4666016
19
~$6,000
Year and a half ago

[Anonymous No.4673135]

>>4666016
1) 16 (but im mature for my age, i've learned a lot from anime)
2) got a few hunny from mowing lawns
3) every time i see ur mum bitch

[Anonymous No.4673146]

>25
>23k +5k in stock
>today

I had a peak of 50k because I lived at parent's house, only payed phone/car bill. I only had 1 grand in college until I got my job right away.

[Anonymous No.4673154]

>>4673011
> 5k wedding ring
> Never fucked a woman, yuck.
show bob bitch lasagna

[Anonymous No.4673161]

25
Putting my inheritance into crypto & stocks
2.5 years ago with my French ex, not worried though... Amsterdam has world class hookers for 50euros

[Anonymous No.4673210]

>>4670302
Go to Amsterdam, world class hookers for 50 euros. Seriously like 10/10 girls from Eastern Europe over there

[Anonymous No.4673220]

>>4673210
Sex with hookers doesn't count as real sex

[Anonymous No.4673244]

>>4672543
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.4673255]

>>4673135
>16
B A N N E D

[Anonymous No.4673270]

>20
>27k
>3 months ago

[Anonymous No.4673278]

>>4673220

It doesn't count for losing your viginity.

[Anonymous No.4673316]

Million dollar opportunity: selling dating advice to crypto royalty. You guys need to get laid more

[Anonymous No.4673334]

>>4673278
Yeah, that sounds like a good rule.

[cryptocat !!60RF7p3/Emf No.4673451]

31
1 million
one that i didn't have to pay for? 1.5 years

[Anonymous No.4673461]

28
8k +0.003 btc
2 days ago

[Anonymous No.4673553]

>>4667154
Will I get the trips? Gee I sure wish kek would bless me like OP
33
7k
19 days

[Anonymous No.4673576]

>>4666016
>19
>$1k, $12k in cryptos
>3 months

[Anonymous No.4673854]

>>4666016
24
11k crypto holdings
3k in bank
Fucked tasty brown girlfriend this morning

[Anonymous No.4674432]

>>4666016
>20
>about $15 and 0.04 BTC
>about three weeks ago
This thread made me miss my gf, I want this christmas autism to be over so I can go home and be with her again

[Anonymous No.4674448]

29
9k EUR
2 weeks because I'm married.

[Anonymous No.4674574]

27
-$133,000 (loans)
18 years (molested by aunt's boyfriend)

[Anonymous No.4674658]

1. 27
2. 85k aud cash, 700k property (no mortgage), insignificant stocks
3. Five days ago
Bought my first eth 1.5 and xrp 700 today, my entrance into crypto, pretty fun, reading a lot today

[Anonymous No.4674672]

>>4666016
22
$2k
2 years

Lot of 2's basically

[Anonymous No.4674715]

>>4666016
>20
>150k in account and ~20btc spread between bitcoin and alts
>forever
autism is both a blessing and a curse, lads.

[Anonymous No.4674737]

>>4674715
If you're autistic then money won't do much for you unfortunately. You can be comfortable, but not much else.

[Anonymous No.4674755]

>>4674737
Such is my lot in life. At least my money can buy me copious amounts of steroids so that I can prepare for the upcoming racewar.

[Anonymous No.4674770]

>>4666016

BTC: 0.024
ETH: 1.0
LTC: 1.0

[Anonymous No.4674779]

>>4666016
25
1319€
1 BTC worth of shitcoins
60 ETH
Two hours ago

[Anonymous No.4674801]

>>4674770
I just feel like he wants an excuse to eat his dick at this point

[Anonymous No.4674803]

>>4674755
Amen brother

[Anonymous No.4674881]

>>4666345
Because the biz demographics are older
I was r9k tier until 29.
Maybe you'll make it too

[Anonymous No.4674918]

>>4666016
21
15k
2 days

[Anonymous No.4674973]

>25
>450€, 1500 in crypto
>4

I'm a poorfag :(

[Anonymous No.4674974]

>>4666016

25
1.5 btc
7hrs ago

[Anonymous No.4674984]

-29
-20k in crypto, 60k in real estate, ~40k index fund, 40k bank
-7 hours ago

[Anonymous No.4675037]

>>4673004
>working at my fathers engineering
You achieved none of this by yourself, right? How do you cope with the stare of self made man who know about your dad's money?

[Anonymous No.4675055]

>>4673210
That was true 10 years ago. Amsterdam is shit for hookers. Go to Antwerp

[Anonymous No.4675075]

>>4675037
>How do you cope with the stare of self made man who know about your dad's money?
Sucks that you weren't born rich, pal.

[Anonymous No.4675105]

23
$700
About 21 hours

[Anonymous No.4675114]

18
3500 dollarydoos
2 weeks, gf left me feels bad boys

[Anonymous No.4675195]

>>4675037
you either avoid eye contact or say "sorry I don't have any cash"

[Anonymous No.4675219]

>>4666016
26
$25K plus 0.3 BTC
tuesday night