The Normies Are Coming

[Anonymous No.4665279]

[Anonymous No.4665311]

>>4665279
I experienced physical pain by reading that.

[Anonymous No.4665327]

They are already here, maybe they are in this thread right now

[Anonymous No.4665329]

>Smart money

[Anonymous No.4665343]

>>4665279
There is a fucking app you mongs. They all use cell phones these days.

[Anonymous No.4665347]

>Coinbase
Ahhh normies, they have much to learn..

[Anonymous No.4665357]

>>4665279
The dumb money is going in

[Anonymous No.4665364]

>>4665311

I hope they all fucking die bro

[Anonymous No.4665367]

>>4665279
normies! Mfw no normie gf to trade buttcoins with.

[Anonymous No.4665369]

>>4665279
kek

[Anonymous No.4665371]

>>4665279
this is depressing

[Anonymous No.4665384]

>>4665279
Retard Normie: I wasn't able to buy bitcoin because my bank wouldn't let me spend 11k all at once.

[Anonymous No.4665392]

Levi Wayne is /ourguy/!! Keep pushing the alt market to all your normie friends if you want to have a spring like this year's.

[Anonymous No.4665396]

>>4665279
It came faster than i expected. I though i would accumulate more before they started flooding in

[Anonymous No.4665397]

>implying you cryto-gamblers are any better

[Anonymous No.4665405]

>I just want to be part of the cool kids!
they think we are cool

[Anonymous No.4665408]

Alts are my only hope

[Anonymous No.4665410]

>>4665327
Hi my name is Simon, I'm new what's a good wallet? Thank you!

[Anonymous No.4665415]

>>4665327
Hi!

[Jake Bronson No.4665426]

how do i quote posts im new to bitcoin and this sub. nice to meet you all. cant figure out how to set my username permanently or create an account though

[Anonymous No.4665435]

>>4665327
Hola amigo!

[Anonymous No.4665444]

>not hyping BTC to burn normies while you sit back with XMR and IOTA

[Anonymous No.4665447]

Normie here- bought 30$ of Btc at 8500, bought 200$ today at 9100.

[Anonymous No.4665448]

>>4665371
>>4665364
>>4665357
>>4665311
>t. specialfags who dont feel special anymore for all their wasted autism hours

[Anonymous No.4665456]

>>4665408
Same here.

[Anonymous No.4665478]

>>4665279
>fraud hold on my accounts
>good guy banker knew what's coming

[Anonymous No.4665486]

Friendly reminder that these people will make more money than you and your hours of well researched 'altcoin' investments

[Anonymous No.4665491]

>>4665327
Hi sir :)

[Anonymous No.4665516]

>>4665447
Why?

[Anonymous No.4665517]

>>4665486

[Anonymous No.4665518]

>>4665327
Maybe you are one

[Anonymous No.4665524]

>>4665486
>chad investor
>neet cryptoanalyst

[Anonymous No.4665536]

Seriously WTF are our options when this shit coin tanks all the alts will go with it. I don't want to cash out reeeeeee

[Anonymous No.4665564]

>I want to be part of the cool kids
>cool kids

This could be a new meme after the money tree.

Seriously, I hope they fucking die.

[Anonymous No.4665579]

>>4665448
normie detected

[Anonymous No.4665581]

You should look into "ripple" and "dash"

[Anonymous No.4665583]

>>4665486
>normies fuel bulltraps and p&d's for a couple weeks
>price stays stagnant
>normies get bored in 2 weeks
>BTC never reaches ATH again
screensho this

[Anonymous No.4665611]

they all are gonna get burned so fucking badly lmao

[Jeff No.4665612]

>>4665327
How do i upvote and give gold?

[Anonymous No.4665617]

When women are investing in crypto you know it's time to get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.4665627]

This reminds me of the current state of /pol/

[Anonymous No.4665628]

God I fucking hate normans

[Anonymous No.4665649]

>some roastie says whatever
>half a dozen betacux jump in to offer their advice and sage wisdom
Literally every time.

[Anonymous No.4665655]

>>4665279
I'll blow Kyle if he brings Ripple back up to .0005

[Anonymous No.4665656]

>>4665279
there are going to be next level scans because of them. If i knew how to setup a domain name without any trace to me, id create an exchange and just exit scam that bitch

[Anonymous No.4665676]

>>4665448
>t. specialfags who dont feel special anymore for all their wasted autism hours

While you normies are just hearing about cryptocurrency, I've been building up the infrastructure to scrape out profit on your normie moves. You think you discovered a secret club? pfft, everything is going just as we planned. Come now little normie, come a little bit closer.

[Anonymous No.4665694]

>you should invest in ripple and dash

[Anonymous No.4665696]

>>4665583
alts will go nuts

[Anonymous No.4665723]

>>4665448
>I already feel special because of the approval that the normie group gives me, and autists are not allowed to feel good anytime if it's not in the same way as normies.
>wasted autism hours
>making thousands
fuck off

[Anonymous No.4665738]

>bunch of inexperienced investors throwing their money into crypto, hoping to get rich
>more impulsive people who sell low and buy high

[Anonymous No.4665739]

>>4665279
GET OUT. YOU NORMIES ARE THE ONES WHO WILL POP THE BUBBLE.

[Anonymous No.4665745]

>>4665656
Get a wifi pineapple, go to a starbucks or college campus and scrape private keys or coinbase accounts when these idiots go on public wifi with their awesome shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.4665776]

>>4665612
xD !!!

[Anonymous No.4665793]

>Investing

Any time I hear anyone say that buying coins is an "investment" I cringe, I buy them too but even I know that it's not an investment, it's borderline gambling / speculating

[Anonymous No.4665796]

This is the perfect time to create our own coin and convince normie faggots to prop up the price...

[Anonymous No.4665811]

95% of you know fuck all about finance in the first place and are clutching at straws to feel some sense of superiority. Deep down, you know that you are an amateur.

[Anonymous No.4665812]

>>4665327

I wanna make a pump & dump (lol) group on FB. You guys wanna join? ^-^

[YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS No.4665813]

>>4665279
HAHAHHAHAH lauren "Stacy" Victoria over there is going to buy 2 BTCs NOW with her wageslave money and it will be worth 200k by the end of the year. In the end, she will still make more crypto profit money than most of you NEETs who spent decades doing crypto currency "research". AHHAHA. How does it FEEL, to know that this total naive Stacey will be making more cash money than you AT YOU ORN FUCKING DOMAIN?! BAAHAHAHAHHAHAH. And what's even worse is that she probably heard about BTC from some Chad she's friends with. You virgin NEET 31337 crptocurrency "investors" are such a fucking JOKE. You had more than a decade (or at least a whole year) of advantage in this race, but you're STILL GOING TO LOSE TO A BUNCH OF NAIVE NORMIES AND THIRD WORLDERS. XD It's just so priceless to see you all losing your money. That money doesn't in't even yours HAHA, it belongs to your mommy, and now you LOST ALL OF IT. Just sell your stupid shitcoins, quit trying to be smart, because you're not going to succeed. Just buy Bitcoin and at least try to redeem yourself by breaking even. The sheer state of >>>/biz/ XD Every layer of my being is FUCKING LAUGHING AT YOU right now. How does it fuckiing FEEL? It pleases me that a bunch of /pol/tards are burning inside because of this. How's that CHAINLINK bag? Feeling fucking comfy now, you fucktard? HAUAYHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!! XD

[Anonymous No.4665816]

i have a bad feeling about this. The last time BTC was this popular and in the news, it fell below 200

[Anonymous No.4665846]

>>4665410
Welcome! For you I would say Electrum is a good wallet to download. Be sure to have a good firewall and Anit-Malware program. Good Luck!

[Anonymous No.4665858]

>>4665279
>U should look into "Ripple" and "Dash"

[Anonymous No.4665971]

>>4665327
I have money, gold and property but when it comes to coins I've got nothing, zero, nada, squelch.

Where do I start?

[Anonymous No.4665990]

>>4665971
You don't, normie kys.

[Anonymous No.4666007]

Reminder...

To the whales, chinks, and of course the Jews, YOU are the normie.

[Anonymous No.4666023]

Yes, buy or you'll miss out. The 'dip' just happened. Good goy.

[Anonymous No.4666050]

>>4666007
I was on The Road back before you even knew what a BTC was, you little child. If it weren't for people like me none of this would even exist.

[Anonymous No.4666063]

>>4665696
Wtf is this picture
I don't understand at all

[Anonymous No.4666083]

>>4666050
>The Road
> If it weren't for people like me none of this would even exist
HOLY SHIT LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Imagine thinking that any of this shit matters. There are faggots who started yesterday and have more BTC than you.

[Anonymous No.4666089]

>>4666063
fuck off idiot

[Anonymous No.4666097]

>>4666023
>mfw dip keeps dippening

[Davie No.4666119]

Hey guys!

How long does it take for them the ship me the coin? And when I sell it, how do I know where to ship the coin to next?

[Anonymous No.4666127]

>>4666050
So, you bought at $5000?

[Anonymous No.4666138]

[Anonymous No.4666155]

>>4666119
I can reset my phone 100 times and get a bunch of ids too you fucking moron, this isn't funny and you're trolling NOBODY

[Anonymous No.4666178]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiMBzpZF1nE

Wait, DON'T download any coin buying applications. Did you guys hear about how there's a Russian virus that is infecting computers if you download certain coin buying applications? That's why a lot of the servers were down. It makes Netflix streaming very hard and attach itself to anything you plug into the computer. So I've heard...

Please spread awareness on facebook and twitter so new "adventurers" of crypto can save themselves.

[Anonymous No.4666180]

>>4665279
>Tell me more about the Ripple, it sounds interesting!

[Anonymous No.4666229]

>>4666063
Get the fuck off of 4chan you nigger newfag.

[YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS No.4666351]

>>4666229
>this poltard thinks he's entitled to anything.

this is for you:
>>4665813

also, go back to >>>/pol/
normies won. you lost. whatchu gon do, you anti-semitic racist devil? whatchu gon do, when big guberment comes for you? you know cryptos will make it incredibly easy to shut down hate speech, by consensus, right? HAHAHAHAHHAHA. cry more.

[Anonymous No.4666407]

>>4666023

[Anonymous No.4666447]

Love my money tree xxx

[Anonymous No.4666466]

>>4666138
>implying chad doesn't just use the coinbase app on his iphone

[Anonymous No.4666482]

>>4665327
Oh hai! 4chan is so cool and different from the rest of the world, amirite?

[Anonymous No.4666493]

>>4666180
>MOMMY! MAKE IT STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Anonymous No.4666503]

>>4665327
Hi there fella. My son recommended this site to me, he said you guys give great financial advice. How do I use my wallet to get Bitcoin?

[Anonymous No.4666504]

>mfw seeing facebook groups about crypto

[Anonymous No.4666525]

>>4666351
>Namefagging.
>"A FOURCHANNER GUISE BELIEVE ME? LOOK HOW I SAY BACK TO PEE O EL"

It's okay. Much like a horse, you will be broken in. You may not realize it, but your not in control.

[YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS No.4666534]

>>4666466
damn right. chad doesn't even have a dektop computer or a notebook (notes are for nerds, chad collects contacts). desktop computers are for sexless friendless NEETs. the future is normie. the future is MOBILE.

[Norman Bugmansen No.4666536]

>>4666482
Hello, fellow hackers! Can anyone pointerested me toward the subchan with the inspirational stories about gay paralyzed cousins

[Norman Bugmansen No.4666597]

>>4666536
Edit: sorry for the autocorrect error ^_^ posting from my phone! My wife's son is using the gaming pc I built for him so I can't post from it!

[YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS No.4666613]

>>4666525
u're not in control. u're free falling and you can't fucking stop it. how does it feel?

[Anonymous No.4666650]

>>4665327
Hey! Where do I make an account? :) I wanted to upload the pics of the cheese pizza i had for lunch with mom, I know you guys love that!

[Anonymous No.4666660]

>>4665279
>setup Coinbase account
>FEDs take over
haha haha

[Anonymous No.4666705]

>>4665327
こんばんは皆さん。
私はBitcoinの新人です、どこで買うの?

[Anonymous No.4666711]

Normies aren't coming until February. Their accounts to buy aren't activated yet.
The college kids are here now because they just got their accounts verified to purchase more.

[Anonymous No.4666767]

>>4666660
Hope you paid taxes, devil digits

[Anonymous No.4666792]

Of course they are, my fucking litterature teacher started investing in bitcoins. Shit's gonna get more and more intense from now on, I don't know how high it'll go but it'll definitely crash before 2018 ends.

[Anonymous No.4666794]

reminder that pics like these have been getting posted since this board was created


it's not over boys, not until we see 1-800-BUY-BTCNOW infomercials

[Anonymous No.4666809]

I wish smb shilled LINK to those normies

[Anonymous No.4666815]

>>4666792
Classic Normies ruining anything even remotely good

[Anonymous No.4666819]

>>4665311
I dont understand how these people dont kill themselves. They are literally the same person over and over. Its like they are NPCs or something its so weird that they are like that and are aware of it

[Anonymous No.4666829]

Captard

[Anonymous No.4666839]

>>4666666

[Anonymous No.4666840]

>>4666794
those exist already.

it will be over when there's no more people to buy in.

[Anonymous No.4666847]

>>4666819
Most 4chan posters are NPCs as well, just with different settings

[Anonymous No.4666851]

Oh my god

[Anonymous No.4666856]

Woketard

[Jake Bronson No.4666861]

I'm thinking of advertising "BitCoin Seminars" on craigslist and charging $20-$30 for a ticket, renting a conference center room, having a FLASHY powerpoint slideshow going on the projector, etc. I'll use lots of intense cliches like "YOU ARE WORTH IT, INVEST IN YOURSELF, INVEST IN BITCOIN" and I'll teach normies how to download the coinbase app and invest into it. I'll have them send me a .01 tip to me or to each other so they master how to use wallets. I bet a could get at first a few dozen people then later a couple hundred. "APPRENTICE INVESTORS WANTED FOR ONCE IN A LIFETIME BITCOIN OPPORTUNITY"

[Anonymous No.4666892]

>>4665327
I am. But I only put $5 in to be able to talk shit. Got any tips faggots?

I checked out LINK and Walton , those seem like actual investments

[Anonymous No.4666897]

>>4665279
Heyyy Lauren (;

[Anonymous No.4666915]

>>4666794
https://youtu.be/la2XLy8jPZ0

[Anonymous No.4666920]

>>4666815
After the next 2 months they'll be scared shitless for a while.

[Anonymous No.4666945]

>>4666861
BUT IF YOU SIGN UP NOW, DON't BE A WELFARE USING NIGGER


Normie fucking advertising is fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.4666957]

>>4666819
and you are so different how?

[Anonymous No.4666958]

>>4666815
There's nothing intrisically good about bitcoin. Its novelty is gone and there are better alternatives.

[Anonymous No.4667004]

>>4666915
What fucking timeline is this? When did we step into the Twilight Zone?

[Anonymous No.4667026]

Normies are getting slaughtered right now. Glorious.

[Anonymous No.4667041]

>>4665279
OMG FUCK THIS EARTH!

[Anonymous No.4667064]

>>4665327
hey guys how do i download bitcoin!!

[Anonymous No.4667165]

>they're not already here

[Anonymous No.4667179]

Lmao why didn't you fucking virgins tell us you were getting easy money behind our backs. Let's go to the moon together.

[Anonymous No.4667323]

Normie here, what's a teeka tiwari?

[Anonymous No.4667334]

>>4666957
For starters, i dont say that i download coinbase and i dont try to bring up ripple and dash with the intention of showing to my friends that i know a lot about crypto even though i opened coinmarketcap for the first time 2 days ago and read the name of the top 5 coins in a desperate attempt of approval/attention seeking.

I also dont think buying crypto is cool and i also dont think that following trends simply for the social aspect of engaging in something colectively and not because of interest of the subject itself is kinda cancerous

I could go on on why i hate normies but it pretty much revolves around the constant search for approval inside their social group of people who are usually average everyday nobodies and getting satisfied by it alone and feeling like their life is complete just from that

[Anonymous No.4667403]

>>4667165
How's Minnesota anon?

[Anonymous No.4667446]

>>4666705
買えりない

[Anonymous No.4667450]

>>4667403
Pretty comfy anon

[Anonymous No.4667460]

>>4665279
NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ALL MY LIFE NORMIES HAVE FUCKING BULLIED ME TO THE POINT OF SUICIDE BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT TO MYSELF "ATLEAST I HAVE MY CRYPTO"

CRYPTO WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MY REVENGE ON NORMIES, TO PROVE TO THEM THAT I'M NOT WEAK. I WAS GOING TO LAUGH AT ALL MY NORMIE FRIENDS ONCE I MADE A MILLION DOLLARS.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOW, ALL MY NORMIE FRIENDS ARE BUYING CRYPTOS AND DOING BETTER THAN ME BY SHEER FUCKING LUCK. I'LL NO LONGER BE KNOWN AS THAT GUY WHO "MADE A LOT OF MONEY OFF CRYPTO"! FUCK YOU /BIZ/!

[Anonymous No.4667463]

>>4666705
いろとりどりのセカイ

[Anonymous No.4667499]

>>4665279
We should shill some real shit coins to normies.

[Anonymous No.4667525]

>>4665279
Biz should start giving out all it's advice through irony, so normies will fund our lambos.

[Anonymous No.4667545]

>>4665279
>Ripple
I'm in fucking tears.

[Anonymous No.4667572]

>>4665279
>FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.4667608]

>>4665279
This is great. This means more stupid people

[Anonymous No.4667642]

>>4665279
>we are still in the early adopter phase
This fucking bubble is getting so close to bursting, not many potential buyers left
It makes me sad because really good projects like OMG wont probably have their products ready before they all crash to the ground when this house of card collapses sometime next year.

I really wish I had 100000 BTC, not even for the money but to be able to market sell on all these retard normies buying now

[Anonymous No.4667669]

>>4667460
it's not winning that makes a successful trader.

[Anonymous No.4668055]

>>4665536
This is my biggest worry. I'd rather the market just stagnate for a year or longer than actually being forced out of crypto in the event of a bear market.

[Anonymous No.4668086]

>>4668055
This. I was pretty comfy day trading alts but this ruined everything and i got JUSTed pretty hard on a lot of trades

[Anonymous No.4668120]

>>4666063
Nobody does. It's been on 4chan since at least 2007 and I've never gotten an actual explanation.

[Anonymous No.4668150]

>>4665327
STAY OUT MY MARKET NORMALFAGS. I'M NOT DONE ACCUMULATING

[Anonymous No.4668167]

>>4667334
Good answer

[Anonymous No.4668232]

>>4668150
whats your 90% bag?

[Anonymous No.4668251]

>tfw been trading all year and only got 1.3 btc as of now
>used to think 1 btc was enough to make it
>all these normies coming along buying 1 btc on a whim
fucking hate my poorfag life

[Anonymous No.4668274]

>>4665583
this btw, the hype will die down at some point

[Cayden Mirkmeier No.4668318]

>>4665426

yo jake idk if youll see this but me and the rest of the gang are at buffalo wild wings already when ur done in the bathroom just come on over were already seated

[Anonymous No.4668458]

Normies are dumb as shit let then get cocky as fuck and try trading Cuz bitcoin made then something or really anything invoking alts.

I'm curious if ta effectiveness will go down since the brain dead will just do whatever in a whim changing the ain't of people using ta or well researched strategies to something more closer to random

[Anonymous No.4668539]

>>4666613
Leave while you still can or soon you’ll be lynching niggers and gtkrwn.

[Anonymous No.4668559]

>>4666915
Ok. Holy fuck fucking hell. It's fucking over.

It's FUCKING OVER.

[Anonymous No.4668567]

>>4667004
>4chan memes closed pools due to AIDs
>4chan memes people to microwave their iPhones
>4chan memes Tay AI to Gas the Kikes Race War Now
>4chan memes a president into office
>4chan memes crypto financial revolution
>You Are Here
>4chan memes transhumanism
>4chan memes m00t to an hero

[Anonymous No.4668747]

99% of you are here for exactly the same reasons that the normies are, you just go about it more antisocially and autistically.

And they'll probably do better than you just by mindlessly buying and holding BTC, seeing as how the prices of all of your precious "little known" shitcoins that you spend hours researching ever outperform BTC, will tank whenever BTC tanks, and will tank harder.

[Anonymous No.4668815]

>>4667004
some time around last year when clowns started showing up everywhere.

[Anonymous No.4668882]

>>4668274
Killing finex would help. A nice little 50% crash, a dead cat bounce, a small bear market and normies would get the fuck out again or kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.4668931]

>>4668747
it's true. kill me.

[Anonymous No.4668938]

[Anonymous No.4669058]

>>4668938
>equivalent to 20,000 buckaroos

[Anonymous No.4669094]

>>4665811
this is the best thing I've ever seen on biz

[Anonymous No.4669179]

>>4666023
It's sick how accurate that card is. Fucking retarded goys dying for Israel and defending kikes at every turn.

[Anonymous No.4669206]

>>4665627
fucking /POL/ , they created their colony on plebbit and BROUGHT all these fucking normies in , FUCK YOU / POL/

[Anonymous No.4669231]

>>4667334
Spot on, I'd say.

[Anonymous No.4669269]

>>4668567
Who is m00t?

[Anonymous No.4669305]

>>4669269
I fucking hate all of you, cancerous generation.

[Anonymous No.4669375]

>>4666892
that's exactly where I see this as well

[Anonymous No.4669401]

This is why Dragonslayer was a thing you IDIOTS

[Anonymous No.4669410]

>>4665279
This is why Ripple needs to be on coinbase

[Anonymous No.4669470]

>>4665627
You believe that do ya?

[Anonymous No.4669546]

>>4665279
>/pol/ hates and preaches of hating Jew and Jew shit that Jews do.

>comes to /biz/ and shill like Indians and Jews

I hope they understand it's hilarious

[Anonymous No.4669564]

>>4666534
>chad doesn't even have a dektop computer
whats a computer

[Anonymous No.4669568]

>>4669410

[Anonymous No.4669639]

>>4667460
This story sucks. Grow a pair.

[Anonymous No.4669689]

I should also mention, having been through this, that the normie horde will not be leaving. I hope you have something nefarious planned for us because it's the best chance to salvage something of this hot mess. Your board is done.

[Anonymous No.4669758]

BIZ IS SHIT TONIGHT.

NORMIES GET OUT. SHOO SHOO.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.4669792]

>>4665384
Thats an apu not a groyper

[Anonymous No.4669882]

>>4669758
No, you shoo. Go make something else for me to coopt and become bored with.

[Anonymous No.4669982]

>>4665327
newfag here
how do i cash out ?

[Anonymous No.4670161]

>>4665696
I would so love to befriend these two fine babes. I'd fuck em too and we'd hang out and talk about hitler and nazis and stuff and they'd make me dinner.

The one who's face is covered looks like she has a fine ass body too, hope she ain't no butter face.

[Anonymous No.4670283]

>>4665793
Definition of investing: “Investing is the act of committing money or capital to an endeavor (a business, project, real estate, etc.) with the expectation of obtaining an additional income or profit.”
>the normies are right and you’re wrong.
>learn what investing is before you make yourself look stupid again

[Anonymous No.4670317]

>>4670283
brb investing in horses on the racetrack

[Hershel Goldstein No.4670425]

>>4665426
I can help you. send me your phone number and I can tell you what you need to do goye- I mean friend.

[Anonymous No.4670506]

>>4669269
This better be bait, if not fuck off forever.

[PM_ME_YOUR_VEGANA No.4670743]

>>4665327
Ayyy lmao

[Anonymous No.4670795]

>>4665279
Shhhh. We need their fiat if we want to get (((rich))). Let them be and encourage the mass adoption.

In the past 2 months I've gotten 6 people to buy crypto. Are you doing your part?

[Anonymous No.4670831]

>>4666861
Lmao you think Teeka isn't already planning this?

[Anonymous No.4670833]

come here and help take all the normies money
https://discord.gg/V7dJqNu

[Anonymous No.4670878]

>>4665279
>Would have made 3k
And you would have subsequently gotten raped because you didn't recognize the trap.
>>4665384
>Groyper
You need to leave, now. Get out of my office.

[Anonymous No.4671015]

I've gotten my normie friends into crypto but many of them are barely putting any real amounts into it. Also none will go after any altcoins either. I do think Ehtereum is going to start rising though real soon.

[Anonymous No.4671087]

>>4665696
Kek. I also have this in my folder, filename milk.jpg

[Anonymous No.4671333]

>>4668120

Same. Always wanted to know. And someone please shop in LINK tokens for the milk and Sergey as the Fuhrer.

[Anonymous No.4671347]

Hey normies want me to LINK you some cash?

[Anonymous No.4671365]

>>4667642
Good thing OMG isn't dependent on mass adoption to be successful then.

Omise's just going to use it as their backend for their payments platform. Merchants are already just using them for day to day transactions. Do you understand why so many people are excited about it?

OMG exists seperate from the PnD cycle of crypto. Once their blockchain is live, it's basically the same thing as buying their stock--the token is just to validate transactions and earn a percentage of fees. It's worth is equal to the number of people holding tokens, and the number of merchants paying for things with omise.

Future-proof yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.4671392]

Finally figuring out how to use this site. Can't wait to be on the moon with you guys! I love it

[Anonymous No.4671414]

>>4665327

[Anonymous No.4671418]

>>4671392

[Anonymous No.4671420]

>>4666705
>Bitcoin

[Anonymous No.4671446]

This is just like that Great Depression story with the magnate who knew to get out of stocks when the fucking scrappy street urchin child who was shining his shoes began talking to him about the stocks he was invested in.

[swaglord No.4671481]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up cyrpto wallet my name is katy but u can call me t3h InVeStOr oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very market savvy!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet market savvy ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch coinmarketcap graphs w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite web sight!!! bcuz its SOOOO good for timing the markets!!!! shes market savvy 2 of course but i want 2 meet more market savvy ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
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love and waffles,

t3h InVeStOr oF d00m

[Anonymous No.4671550]

>>4671446
What story

[Anonymous No.4671580]

>>4671481

pretending to be retarded is still you being retarded

[Anonymous No.4671604]

>>4671550
>"(FORTUNE Magazine) – JOE KENNEDY, a famous rich guy in his day, exited the stock market in timely fashion after a shoeshine boy gave him some stock tips. He figured that when the shoeshine boys have tips, the market is too popular for its own good, a theory also advanced by Bernard Baruch, another vested interest who described the scene before the big Crash."

>"Taxi drivers told you what to buy. The shoeshine boy could give you a summary of the day's financial news as he worked with rag and polish. An old beggar who regularly patrolled the street in front of my office now gave me tips and, I suppose, spent the money I and others gave him in the market. My cook had a brokerage account and followed the ticker closely. Her paper profits were quickly blown away in the gale of 1929."

[Anonymous No.4671634]

>>4665478
kek

[Anonymous No.4671661]

>>4670283
>Betting your life savings on a roulette game in Vegas is the same as investing
>t. You

[Anonymous No.4671668]

>>4671604
The modern equivalent - when your uber driver starts shilling his weed delivery ICO - it's time to get out.

[Anonymous No.4671694]

>>4666829
>Bitcoin
>innovative

[Anonymous No.4671705]

>>4670283
you don't invest in currency you speculate. Are these not cryptocurrencies?

[Anonymous No.4671731]

>>im going for alt coins waiting for the crash

[swaglord No.4671774]

>>4671668
This is being advertised on Instagram:

https://familypoints.io/

[Anonymous No.4671814]

>>4671705

Cryptocurrencies are not proper currencies they're a new asset class, they're actually an hybrid between a stock and a currency.

[Anonymous No.4671854]

>>4671814
So basically a security on a commodity

[flower No.4671920]

>>4667334
And you identify yourself by being different. Cool. You still seek approval, just for being a special outsider. But since you don't get that approval, you become solipsistic with narcissism.

[Anonymous No.4671946]

>>4671854
So basically a ponzi

[Anonymous No.4671971]

>>4671580
>he doesn't know it's a modified pasta

[Anonymous No.4672046]

If you came in after 2012, you're the normie
Dont get all high and mighty because you bought in before people you don't like Lmao

[Anonymous No.4672072]

>>4671446
You mean the guy who made that up as an excuse when he was being investigated for insider trading?
It never happened..

[Anonymous No.4672123]

SO glad i still have my precious monero

[Anonymous No.4672149]

>>4665279
Normies will be the Bitcoin bagholders.

[Anonymous No.4672210]

>>4671661
>investing is the same as speculating
Or
>crypto is an investment not a speculation

t. U

[Anonymous No.4672251]

>>4665444

It's all just a game

[Anonymous No.4672268]

>>4671946

It's a ponzi until one ends up being the universally accepted currency of the digital age. This is what all the speculation is for

[Anonymous No.4672271]

>>4665444
>IOTA
lmao...right...

[Anonymous No.4672440]

>>4672210
I'm speculating that I'll put my foot in your ass if you say that to my face fucker not online see what happens

[Anonymous No.4672473]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU PIECE OF SHIT NORMIES, YOU CAN GET IN AFTER IM FILTHY RICH, NOT NOW, NOW'S TOO FUCKIN' EARLY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCKIN' NORMAL FAGS

[Anonymous No.4672741]

>>4665279
I really think this is fake. Shawn Ryans post seems something someone on 4chan would say.

[Anonymous No.4672851]

>all these normies pouring money into crypto
>big banks' futures pouring money into crypto

This is a good thing, at least in the short term. I am actually pretty bullish. How high do you think the price will go?

[Anonymous No.4672865]

>>4671946
No, a ponzi is centralized investment paying dividends using the initial investment from new investors.

[Anonymous No.4672907]

>>4665627
this HAS to be fake

[Anonymous No.4672937]

>>4665279
its actually the USA-normies. many more countries normies to come

[Anonymous No.4673045]

>>4665327
Y'know it's funny, if you factor in everything that makes me me, I should have definitely have gotten something by now, but instead I am a kissless virgin. I'm not too short, 5'11", I'm a fit 155. Captain of a sports team, hang out with who would be constituted the "cool" kids. I just can't stand parties for the life of me, I don't like going out too much. I am also fucked by the unreasonably high expectations of women I set for myself due to browsing /POL/ all through high school. I'm commuting to my Uni and that won't help me get some. Building on top of this I feel very scared of embarrassing experiences. Size isn't that big of an issue (of course I wish it could be bigger), but I am scared I would let my partner down in 10 seconds. I'm letting this fear turned into apathy. I got to do something. Should I buy BTC?

[Anonymous No.4673097]

Tldr this thread but as cringy as that facebook pic is in OPs post you have to understand its all for the benefit of cryptocurrency. The more people who buy into btc the better your shitcoins will do

[Anonymous No.4673170]

I ask the gods that they make bitcoin dip hard so all these fuckers panic sell and lose a shit ton of money

[Anonymous No.4673190]

Zcash is the future, Bitcoin will correct to $1,000.

[Anonymous No.4673232]

>>4665536
>>4668055
you grow some balls and start investing in stocks and real estate like real men

[Anonymous No.4673241]

>>4673045
Similar background minus the captain part. Played lax in college but had a gift for mathematics. Feel more at home here. The money in crypto is from volatility which isn't going away anytime soon, pace yourself. Just keep spot buying dips and don't chase the highs. If you feel great it is likely time to sell. Spend any free time consuming reading material from non-conventional market commentators, many of them are gold bugs. They will give you context on what is going on in the greater market which is going to experience a meltup in the near future.

[Anonymous No.4673427]

>>4665327
Nice I just bought 100k USD.

[Anonymous No.4673498]

>>4672741
OP here. not fake. was laughing my ass off sharing with two friends and didnt realize this blew up

[Anonymous No.4673529]

>>4673498
Travis is the ultimate bear. Hodling his fiat all the way to the grave while Yellen cucks him.

[Anonymous No.4673903]

>>4666957
my ideas and values are firmly rooted in logic. such that i firmly believe in pro- choice for the single reason it is the number 1 killer of minorities. for that one reason i am not a normie because it sounds so terrible but is the truth and the USA would be better as a white ethnostate. just look at crime.

also, Slavs are not white

[Anonymous No.4673937]

>>4667334
have u considered that trends are a community? its fashion, and fashion is fun.

[Anonymous No.4673962]

>>4669269
your god

[Anonymous No.4673966]

>>4673498
>You don't have to buy in full shares
>shares


fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.4674008]

>>4665627
MY EYES, PLEASE DUMP THEM IN ACID AND LET IT BURN

[Anonymous No.4674027]

>>4665279
More pumping force, I see nothing wrong with this. I do however despise the normies passionately.

[Anonymous No.4674421]

You made my day OP

[Anonymous No.4674567]

it fucks me off a little bit that retarded normies are talking about it.

but more volume is more gains for me, so it's not a bad thing.

just worried about the increased risk of hacking and fraud that happens when things catch on.

[Anonymous No.4674645]

>>4665813

bitcoin is not going to be 100,000 by december

[Anonymous No.4674796]

>>cool kids

[Anonymous No.4674833]

Just shill them this lmao https://etherdelta.com/#CFD-ETH

[Anonymous No.4675102]

>>4665327
What are you guys recommended subreddits to follow?

[Anonymous No.4675115]

>>4665357
And litecoin is the cheapest on normiebase. Buy my bags!!!
Also charlie is such a normie.

[Anonymous No.4675120]

>>4665327
Hi, I'm new here. How do I turn the music down?

[Anonymous No.4675177]

IF YOU WAS IN BEFORE YOU GOOD. LET THEM PUMP YOU AND RIDE THE IN AND OUT WAVES OF CONSOLIDATION

[Anonymous No.4675298]

>>4671920
I act like a normal person irl, i only share these thoughts in this forum where i am no one and with a few friends so share the same views.

How can i seek approval as a special outsider when outsiders are seen as nothing but assholes?

Seeking attention and approval doesnt annoy me by itself. Take a look at crypto for example, in some way or another, theres a certain degree of approval seeking from peers in big developers (besides the obvious monetary compensation), and i am fine with it because they are achieving unique things. What annoys me in normies is the satisfaction they get from achieving normal everyday achievements that in some cases even a monkey could do. It pisses me off that satisfaction is relative to the individual and if an individual is deluded enough he can reach higher or equal levels of satisfaction with shitty achievements than some great minds have from achieving truly meaningful achievements.

[Anonymous No.4675358]

>>4666819
>Its like they are NPCs or something

[Anonymous No.4675402]

>>4670283
Huh did you just disproved yourself ?

[Anonymous No.4675423]

>>4667608
this.

[Anonymous No.4675669]

is there a way to scam them ?

we can get rich by scamming normies

[Anonymous No.4675681]

Hey guys, just found this site. I'm a newbie to the whole electric money on the world wide web thingy. Questions: Where do I get a wallet for Bitcoin? Do I need a special one or is any normal leather wallet ok? Secondly, can I "mine" electric gold with my Chromebook? What Google app? Thanks in advanced.

[Anonymous No.4675710]

>>4675669
your karma wouldn't be better by doing this

[Anonymous No.4675736]

i am seeing pepes and wojaks everywhere on the internet, looks like the good times are over.

[Anonymous No.4675898]

>>4665405
this face is so me. been losing on altcoins forever but coworkers think I've been riding bitcoin since 4k...

[Anonymous No.4675958]

>>4668747
this is such a dumb meme

[Anonymous No.4675980]

>>4666861
this is actually a decent idea...
old people are really bad at computers but they have money

[Anonymous No.4675981]

>>4671392
holy shit what a pathetic fucking body

[Anonymous No.4676059]

>>4665327
Can someone point me in the direction of a good wallet? I saw bitcoin was a good investment on big bang theory today.

[Anonymous No.4676071]

Normie here I started in June

[Anonymous No.4676154]

>>4666861
100 dollar a ticket

[Anonymous No.4676265]

>>4666229
I've been here for 11 years, have never seen that picture before.
Simmer down little fella.

[Anonymous No.4676270]

>>4665279
>dumb normies flood the crypto market
>get rekt in trading and lose all their money
>gov decides crypto needs heavier regulation to protect normies from themselves
this wont end well

[Anonymous No.4676359]

>>4666767
fuck burgers why are they so dumb. they spoil it for everyone

https://techcrunch.com/2017/11/29/coinbase-internal-revenue-service-taxation/

Coinbase ordered to give the IRS data on users trading more than $20,000
Most digital currencies exist in a sort of twilight state just beyond the grasp of federal regulators, but the U.S. tax authority is starting to get savvy to this whole bitcoin thing. On Wednesday, a federal judge in San Francisco ruled that Coinbase must supply the IRS with identifying information on users who had more than $20,000 in annual transactions on its platform between 2013 and 2015.

[Anonymous No.4676435]

Normies aka the hourseman of the crypto apocalypse ...

[Anonymous No.4676484]

>>4665279
ddddis is not a bbbubbllee

[Anonymous No.4676558]

>>4666861
This is unironically a great idea. Too bad you can't speak in public

[Anonymous No.4676665]

>>4675710
>Karma

Die.

[Anonymous No.4677132]

They are dumping on many of you guys right now.

>Hodl

Lmfao

[Anonymous No.4677156]

>>4665327

[Anonymous No.4677225]

>>4676665
karma hahahaha

[Anonymous No.4677251]

S H O E S H I N E R S
H
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S
H
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S

[Anonymous No.4677277]

>downloaded coinbase last night

[Anonymous No.4677416]

>>4665327
I'm new too :) ready to get rich

[Anonymous No.4677426]

>>4672741
T H I C C

[Anonymous No.4677449]

>>4666503
Filthy boomer, get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.4677529]

>>4669410
Based Mazdamundi

[Anonymous No.4677568]

>>4665327
fuck these are good

[Anonymous No.4677593]

>>4665327
If they are already here. Deliver them this message.


FUCK YOU NORMIES, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD!!!


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.4677740]

>>4671392
when your CHAD friend tells you to buy BTC but it instantlly goes from 11k to 4k

[Anonymous No.4677840]

>>4666097
golem get ye gone

[Anonymous No.4677868]

>>4665279
Most of you aren't any different from those normies.

[Anonymous No.4678326]

>>4665327

[Anonymous No.4678340]

can't wait when a bunch of them will complain about how they sent BTC to their LiteCoin wallet!

>where did my BTC go, anon?

Kek

[Anonymous No.4678356]

>>4666915
Notice how they make the numbers at 0:10 look as if it was rising smoothly and constantly for the last 5 years

[Anonymous No.4678405]

At least we can still have gigantic growth with alts

[Anonymous No.4678531]

>>4665627
These people are so normie I don't even fully understand what they're trying to say half the time.

[Anonymous No.4678834]

meduza(russian opposition news), just published an article on how to buy bitcoin.

[Pickle Rick No.4678957]

Hey dudes. New to this whole crypto thing. I bought ripple at .25 Planning to sell when it pumps to around .30 like it did last week. What you guys think? Am I doing it right?

[Anonymous No.4679238]

>>4665447
well i guess if it goes to 100k next year you'll be happy making 23k

[Anonymous No.4679305]

>>4666767
HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.4679932]

>>4666050
>The Road

[Anonymous No.4680053]

>>4666819
hate to break it to you bro but you're literally trapped in an mmo and only a few people are real players and the cycle repeats endlessly

[James Clinton No.4680101]

>>4665426
Hi there buddy, just came here from facebook crypto group myself. You guys rock!

[Anonymous No.4680110]

>>4665816
You are nuts if you haven't sold by now. My shitty local news site had a story two days ago about bitcoin. The dot com hysteria doesn't even come close to crypto.

[Anonymous No.4680283]

LMAO THESE AUTISTS ACTUALLY THINK THAT CRYPOSHIT IS SOME EXCLUSIVE CLUB NEWS FLASH KIDS YOU ARE A SMALL AND INSIGNIFICANT PART OF THE WHOLE EQUATION ALL OF 4CHAN COULD SELL THEIR BUTTCOINS AND IT WOULDNT EVEN MAKE A TINY DENT IN THE STOCK. JUST HOW SELF-ABSORBED ARE YOU? YOU REAP THE REWARDS OF OTHER INVESTORS AND NOW YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN ABOUT NEW PEOPLE NEW INVESTORS COMING INTO THE MARKET TO IMPROVE THE OVERALL SITUATION JUST HOW CLUELESS ARE ALL OF YOU JESUS CHRIST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.4680645]

>>4665327
Hiya friend. I just remembered that some idiot tipped me a whole bitcoin on Reddit back in 2011 for calling him bitcoin would never make it. I had forgotten about it but just loaded it onto bittrex. Is it true that bitbean is the best investment to store it in?

[Anonymous No.4680692]

>>4665696
HOT

[Anonymous No.4680754]

>>4667572
>Normies get out
>Posts normie king Pewdiepie

nigger

[Anonymous No.4680776]

>>4680283
this. neets think they are wolfs of wall street up in here.

news flash faggots, im a normie in your boards steeling your infos. stay poor

[Anonymous No.4681004]

>>4680754
AND NOW THEYRE GETTING REKT HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

[Colonel Damu No.4681091]

>>4680776
stop being a faggot and get link then if you are such a normie chad

[Anonymous No.4681286]

>>4673498
Someone give me this Victoria Lauren Facebook, I'll offer some Bitcoin shares for her nudes.

[Anonymous No.4681336]

>>4665327
hi

[Anonymous No.4681437]

>>4666705
Ching shin chan Litecoin shing chomg

[Anonymous No.4681479]

>>4666819
>like they are NPCs or something

[Anonymous No.4681577]

>>4665696
This is actually my favorite picture on the entire enternet. I have spent many hours staring

[Anonymous No.4681585]

>>4681091
>coin owned by a guy with a literal nigger child
>chad

[Anonymous No.4681610]

>>4665279
ppl always say ripple is the jew coin
then i see normies talking about it, what propaganda are jews pushing for normies to know what ripple even is??

[Anonymous No.4681645]

>>4665279
>implying they are not already here

[Anonymous No.4681734]

>>4667165
>basically, we are a bunch of tech nerds lol xddd
Normalfags really piss me off. Seriously fuck these people.

[Anonymous No.4681872]

>>4665327
Hi guys. Im looking to buy some bitcoins. Is there a site where I can just give my credit card and buy a few?

[Anonymous No.4682169]

>>4681872
Sure please give me your credit card number, date, cvc and name and I will forward you the wallet address where it is.

Sent to: [e-mail]

[Anonymous No.4682261]

>>4667460
>blaming your incompetence on normies