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46648 No.46648[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>TAKING FINANCIAL ADVICE FROM 4CHAN

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR RETIREMENT

>> No.46660

Taking investing advice from Obama?

Not Even Once!

>> No.46675

I've been here 5 minutes and I've already seen several people recommend investing in individual stocks.

This will end well.

>> No.46665

shut the fuck up, man, you're gonna ruin the joke

>> No.46728

>>46675
Some people here are idiots. I'll never understand why people invest in equities instead of dogecoin.

>> No.46709

>living past 30

kek

>> No.46730

>>46709
Remember this, /biz/

These are the people who will tell you to get mortgages you can't afford

>> No.46751

i'm going to .45 myself when i get to be 60 or so, i don't give many fucks about retirement. i just want to enjoy life until i become too old to fuck

>> No.46773

>>46728
Good luck getting into cryptocurrencies without ASICs.

>> No.46781

>>46773
That was a joke, dogecoin will be dead in a year

>> No.46799

>>46781
Don't put words in my mouth.

Dogecoin is the future.

>> No.46820

>>46751
Thats the spirit.

>> No.46854

>>46648
I see a lot of people shitposting those who suggest index funds, and then seriously suggesting charting, crypto currency, or individual stocks.

It's like /v/, if a game is popular it's hated.

There are gonna be some great comedy threads when people lose their cocks using this board

>> No.46849

This isn't new.

/ck/ gives out cooking tips, /k/ gives out gun tips, /g/ gives out tech tips, and let's not forget /adv/. The trick is not to take them literally and only as someone's shitty opinion.

Now fuck off.

>> No.46864

>>46781
I invested 40 bucks on dogecoin. Bye bye 40 bucks?

>> No.46892

>>46864
Enjoy turning that $40 into $4,000 by 2016. Should've invested more though.

>> No.46894

Index funs are bretty gud.

its all about sifting the shitposts from the comedy gold

>> No.46903

>>46854
Except the thing is that index funds are a great idea, and all of those other options will lose you money unless you're lucky.

And that's your livelihood.

>> No.47002

>>46903
I agree with you! But it will be ignored because it's boring. Fucking Russell 3000 index at vanguard pays a .85 monthly dividend on avg over the last year to say nothing of the huge gains. But all the people here are like

20% yuan
10% doge
10% btc
10% thorium futures
30% gold
10% Tesla

>> No.47023

>>47018
Good meme :^)

>> No.47018

>>46903
Enjoy making 8% a year while I make 80% a year on dogecoins with gold as a hedge.

>> No.47036

>>47023
fuck off back to /s4s/

>> No.47053

>>47036
Oh I'm sorry, were you serious?

Where did you study economics?

>> No.47063

I never had retirement in the first place.

>> No.47089
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47089

>>47018
1/2

>> No.47082

>>47063

If you invested in bitcoins 2 years ago then you would

>> No.47104

>>47089
Yes, all of those are accurate depictions of US equity markets in the next few years.

>> No.47116
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47116

>>47089
2/2

>> No.47152

>>47116
bitcoins are definitely a bubble

dogecoins are the currency of the future though

>> No.47176

I don't expect anyone here to follow my advice, and I'm certainly not going to start posting with a trip, but I do successfully manage a few million dollars worth of investments for my family. So, there's that. Make of it as you will.

>> No.47166
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47166

>>47104

I learned about patterns in hs. Where do you think this chart will end?

Also, your post suggests you have some knowledge of the future.

>implying market timing is valid

>> No.47186

>>47176
So what do you do. 70/30 equities bonds? REITs? Treasuries? Properties or franchises?

>> No.47212

>>47186
60% doge
40% TWTR

>> No.47229

>>47212
Please ignore this retard

>> No.47243 [DELETED] 

>>46648
>not seeing the networking potention of /biz/

what are you 15?

>> No.47256

>>47243
You let me know what firm you get to be a partner in because you posted on /biz/

>> No.47251
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47251

>>47166
>Where do you think this chart will end?
Not him and I'm QR from the main page, but if those are the prices of your shares I strongly suggest you sell. It looks like it's about to crash. If it doesn't crash, I'm sorry, I'll cost you a percentages, but by what little I've learned it doesn't look good and I don't believe your chances are good.

>> No.47268

>>46648
>not noticing the networking potential of 4chan

are you 16?

>> No.47310

>>47268
Yeah, it's like going to Harvard... for free!

>> No.47331

This entire board is a unfiltered think tank on business & finance, if /biz/ wants to it can do some amazing shit or at the least create great ideas

>> No.47380

>>46648
>Not having a retirement
>Taking any advice from anyone to correct that.

There's actually a few financially literate people here. Quite a few more references to FIRE forums then I would've thought. This is a good thing.

>> No.48851

>>46751
>60
>too old to fuck

>> No.48964

>>47251
Thats the NYSE for the last 80 years...