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Every programmer I know is an atheist. How crazy do you have to be to get a bachelors degree in science and still believe in the bible and flat earth.

>> No.4537516

>>4537481
I'm a programmer and no atheist.

>> No.4537528

>>4537516
asked and answered, very crazy

>> No.4537540

>>4537516
JavaScript and html isn’t programming gtfo pajeet

>> No.4537556

>>4537540
Are those the only 2 terms you know?

>> No.4537581

if you are a programmer and think it through you will unevitably come to the conclusion that God exists. Who would think a nano quantum computer ^100 would exist without a creator ?

Its retarded to think that evolution doesnt exist and earth is flat. But the Creator thing is more legit that the no creator shit

>> No.4537593

>>4537556
Being religious automatically makes you a street shitter just like Luke crash jr here

>> No.4537614

>>4537481
burgers, when will they learn?

>> No.4537619

bachelors degree is like... the lowest degree there is. did he get kick out afterwards?

>> No.4537649

>>4537481
Then you know a lot of stupid programmers, hell is big enough for all of them however.

God was a programmer and this is all His simulation. Prove me wrong.

>> No.4537658

>>4537649
OP must be a bug

>> No.4537667

>>4537649
If this is his sim, why didn't he terminate it when you were born? Clearly his biggest fail.

Musn't be a sim then.

>> No.4537672

>>4537581
God might exist but he probably doesn't give a flying fuck about you. So the whole bible thing is just retarded.

God tier entities are making new universes n shit. they don't care for some bacteria low life form like humans.

So creator?
probably.

God as le man in le sky caring about the people?
probably not

>> No.4537674

>>4537649
>God was a programmer and this is all His simulation.

Damn...

>> No.4537675

>>4537649
>hell

If you browse 4chan you are going to hell no doubt

>> No.4537680
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4537680

>>4537581
>tfw it's just a simulation

>> No.4537710

>>4537649

More like a team of programmers. But they would've no god status even if they coded up this shitty simulation. The closest to god would be the CEO of the company the programmers work for. And that would be truly pathetic to worship.

>> No.4537716

>>4537672
if you aknowledge the Creator, then you are halfway through. Do you think he would create for nothing. Create and just go elsewhere ? Anyway, each and everyone his path in spirituality.

But God is certainly unique. Ockham razor : why would you think there are lots of gods when only one is enough to explain ? Its not logical to enter polytheistic cults.

>> No.4537723

>>4537680
yes in the end i feel stupid for laughing at my dad because he said it's quite impossible to think how we got this far just because of evolution

now i believe in the simulation theorie

>> No.4537771

>>4537716
why would you think there is only one God?

it's not logical if you aren't a brainwashed Christ cuck.

>> No.4537776

>>4537581
>It's retarded that X can't exist without being created by a creator
>It's not retarded that a creator can exist without being created by a creator
The absolute state of God Maximalists.

>> No.4537793

Modern atheists almost all ascribe to humanist values which are just christcuckoldry evolved. It's more of a strength/weakness thing, where weak wills are attracted to comforting lies.

>> No.4537805

>>4537481
imagine how long it took blockstream to find programmers dumb enough to not understand that they could've just bought bitcoin and been more rich than getting paid trying to destroy it

>> No.4537811

>>4537776
we cant understand God, but we can understand that nano quantum computers cant exist by themselves. So we cant know for sure how God came into existence but we are damn sure if something we know cant exist.

Im not christian but keep trying. Each and everyone his path. I think most biz are underaged people to understand those concepts. I laughed at them too. Think deep about it and experience it in your lives, you will eventually come to the same conclusions.

>> No.4537821

>>4537776
bait

>> No.4537849

>>4537811
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_of_the_gaps
You could have just linked this.

>> No.4537872

>>4537849
this kind of thing was really my entry point to aknowledge the Creator. At this point there are many arguments people can throw at you and they are right. Only one thing can shut down all critics and have all your answers. The god of the gaps thing is flawed as fuck too, but its a good entry point for the post teen scientific guy

>> No.4537922

>>4537667
I am god, I am saving that sim for burning in a glass box when I have enough funds to build the box in the house I made.

I've killed a lot of sims, the last one died because I deleted his toilet.

>> No.4538078

>>4537672
Exactly. If there's a god, why would it give two fucks about life on Earth?
I personally think that our Universe exists because if there was nothing in existence there would be nothing to ponder existence. In nothingness, everything can exist.
It's also why I believe that our Universe isn't special and we're just one of what could be an infinite amount.
If I was a God that could summon Universes at will, each with different fundamental properties and each creating their own types of life if they have the capability to do so, and each having their own systems of time that pass instantly for me because I'm a God and I do as I please, why the fuck would I even glance at the intelligent monkeys that evolved on a rock 13B years into a random ass Universe that isn't even that interesting?
People think God exists because they're incapable of a higher level of thinking and they lack the knowledge the knowledge to make the conclusion in the first place.

We're stupid fucking monkeys that are so arrogant we believe that this omniscient as fuck God even acknowledges our existence, if it even exists in the first place.
God is a concept humans made up because we like certainty and because we're too stupid to think of anything else.

>> No.4538186

IOTA devs pray to allah

>> No.4538205

>>4538186
They bow down 5 times a day so that Ahmed can penetrate them with no lube

>> No.4538285

>>4537481
also recently proven that Luke Jr is Cobra-Bitcoin, owner of Bitcoin.org

The biggest bitcoin website that decides which client software most people use is run by a crazy

>> No.4538303
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4538303

Let me just leave this mathematical proof of the existence of god here (from Kurt Gödel)

>> No.4538325

Must be scary for shills that one comment to this guy on Twitter can send him into a fanatic rage that crashes bitcoin

>> No.4538412

>>4537481
>Implying that Batchelors degrees are worth anything these days
They fucking hand them out if you collect enough coupons in Subway these days OP