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Hello /biz/fags. Newfag here. What's the best college major for a person who wants to make a lot of money, be lazy, and not work for somebody else's profit? I want that alpha lifestyle we all crave. What's a good way to obtain that?

>> No.4502185

>>4502178
OP again, forgot to mention college is not mandatory, but the way I see it my choices are go to college or be a mcdonalds wagecuck

>> No.4502263

>>4502185
Drugs

>> No.4502286

>>4502185
>work a shitjob while accumulating burgerbucks
>learn how to trade crypto
>???
>either profit or fail horribly

>> No.4502297

>>4502185
this is true for america
not for the rest of the world

>> No.4502315

Do it yourself then faggot

>> No.4502379

>>4502286
So learn daytrading is your advice?

But isn't that just as time consuming as a regular job and five times as risky?

>> No.4502397

>>4502379
I never said daytrading. Simply learn how to make money with crypto.

Yes it's risky, but so is being a wagecuck and spending a fuckton of money on college like i did and dont even end up using it.

>> No.4502415

>>4502178
Step 1: Stop posting your fucking advice threads on /biz/ and lurk until you have something valuable to say

Step 2: Follow Step 1

>> No.4502416

>>4502185
I hate the Boomer mentality of GO TO COLLEGE OR FLIP BURGERS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LAWL!
you can climb the ranks of businesses without degrees

>> No.4503246

This >>4502397
Your quality of life on a scale from 0-5
Risk:0-5 at any time
Secure:1-4 slow progression