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I think I've justed myself into oblivion. I just post because maybe someone can get a laugh out of my suffering before I hang myself in an hour. I'm pretty drunk so sorry for any typo's.

>premed student
>hated every single second of it
>don't want to drop out or switch majors because family and friends would view me as a failure
>get to senior year with good enough grades for medical school
>hate my life still
>browsing /biz/ and see chain link starting to get spammed
>reminds me of eth shilling
>have the brilliant idea to drop all 8000 of my crypto portfolio in at 50 cents
>quickly drops, and drops... and drops
>try to make up for it and max out all my credit cards on it
>figured this was my one chance to escape from my hell
>currently have 16000 dollars of credit card debt from buying crypto (pic related shows main card)
>as of today portfolio is only worth ~11k after 24k of investment
>completely neglected my studies because I was obsessed with watching the charts
>failed anatomy which eliminates me from med school admission chances (my gpa was just good enough to get in before)
>realize now that chain link will never moon and the hail mary failed

Well that's my story. I'm checking out now thanks for the memes guys

>> No.4408818
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4408818

Hodl nig wait until Dec 31st

>> No.4408821
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4408821

>>4408801
J U S T
U
S
T

what are you planning on doing now?

>> No.4408826

>>4408801
LOL

>> No.4408832
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4408832

Stick around. You'll get through this. Who knows, maybe Link will moon.

>> No.4408868

>>4408801

2 words: minimum payment

>> No.4408875

The network will be up on a couple of months...for fucks sake man you've waited this long.

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>>4408801

>> No.4409104

>>4408801
Don't fucking sell. This is insurance to pay for your fuck up in premed. You'll be a millionaire before med school admits finish their 2nd year

>> No.4409138

>>4408801
hang in there bro

>> No.4409177

>>4408801
JUST

>> No.4409212

>>4408801
Dude, don't fucking risk more than you are willing to lose. Only put in the money you are comfortable with going to $0 in the end.

>> No.4409253

>>4408801
>quickly drops, and drops... and drops
>try to make up for it and max out all my credit cards on it
the fuck

>> No.4409260

>>4408801

this is some serious justing.

i hope Link actually does moon for your sake

>> No.4409269

The question is, will this be the worst or best decision of your life? That is whats fun about crypto bro.

>> No.4409294

Your mistake was taking anything posted here seriously senpai

>> No.4409297

Dude you gonna be a baller in 1 year

also you got a gambling problem

>> No.4409301

>>4408801

just curious when did you buy LINK at what price

>> No.4409302

>>4408801

Cash in the coins and skip the country. If you plan on offing yourself, you've got nothing to lose, right?

At least go to some central american country and blow the rest on hookers and drugs first.

>> No.4409319

>>4409294
Oh come on, not in this thread bro. Stop the retarded FUD. The guy is probably pretty down already. Look OP, we might kid around here but LINK is the most promising investment i've seen thus far after ETH. The only problem is it might take a while to moon and nothing is 100% guaranteed.

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4409392

>buy a goldmine
>kill yourself months before it pays off
send me your LINK first, i could use millions of dollars

>> No.4409511

>>4409319
This. Look up the history of the Internet, and you will come to understand why chainlink is crucial for mainstream adoption.

>> No.4410074

>>4409138
Oh he did hang...

>> No.4410101

>>4408801
Hold, dumb faggot.
And stop being such a beta. If you dont like medschool, drop the fuck out and do soemthing you like

>> No.4410129

>>4408801
Isn't it good if you can't go to med school if you hate it? You thimk you're in debt now?? Look up how much debt you would be in if you completed or *dropped out of* med school. And then you'd probably be a doctor just for the momey and resent your patients. Maybe you dodged a bullet and can now do something you enjpy with your life.

>> No.4410134

He's dead now.
This is what happens when you listen to /biz/ and believe in meme magic.

>> No.4410146

Link is a pajeet scam. Buy eth & btc.

>> No.4410158

>>4408801
Don't tell me you cashed out.
Hold your fucking bag.
Do you expect gains in 1 months? Don't be stupid.
Look at fucking Facebook chart at the beginning for example, it fuckin dropped, shook weak hands, and went up. But they had product.
Link is creating product.
How much you have invested?
IT'S AN INVESTMENT.
IT'S NOT A LOSS.
LOSS IS ONLY WHEN YOU CASH OUT.

>> No.4410195

>>4408801
Natural selection

>> No.4410203

Everyone who hyped link knowing it was absolute dogshit only to flip their ICO has blood on their hands.

>> No.4410218

>>4410146
>>4410195
>>4410203
Kek you fags are dickheads. The dude might literally kill himself when he could be rich in a year or so. Stop fudding OP, we all know LINK isnt a shitcoin.

>> No.4410228

>>4408801
Just wage cuck for a year and a half and you'll pay it all off.

>> No.4410570

All these deluded Linkies ITT are hilarious. "HODL" - It's fucking dead.

>> No.4410592

what kind of nigger fails anatomy? just lmao what kind of college even has a course on anatomy

>> No.4410604

>>4408801
Dat feel when MY3 with 110k LINK

>> No.4410615

>>4410203

I only promoted LINK to destroy people desu.
It makes me feel better about myself really.

>> No.4410617

HODL and you'l be fine!!! this is nothing to kill yourself over. Come on you're a smart guy

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>>4408801
>managing to totally fuck up this market
You've made us all proud, dammit

>> No.4410634

>>4410617

YES THIS HODL YOU CAN MAKE IT
THIS IS A TEST A TEST FROM KEK
YOU BELIEVE IN MEME MAGIC DONT YOU
KEEP HODL YOU WILL MAKE IT
YOU DONT HAVE TO STUDY ANYTHING OR LEARN HOW THE MARKET WORKS
JUST TRUST IN KEK AND HODL
YOU WILL BE BIG MILLIONAIRE OR MORE

>> No.4410642

You mean just like ethereum took off in 4 weeks after ico, right?

>> No.4410644

>>4408801
how do you fail anatomy? Out of all the classes to get into med school, physics, chem, genetics, etc. You failed anatomy? Thats like one of the easiest classes that you have to take, I would know I took it.

>> No.4410663

>>4410634
Fucking pathetic dude. You're probably one of those fags with hundred dollar portfolios so you FUD people instead. Cant get rich it crypto after all if you dont even have that much fiat to put in.

>> No.4410696

>>4410663

:)

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>made good trades on xmr-btc for 3 days in a row now
>an hour ago, comfily sitting on btc side
>flick & click randomly on other screen to scroll poloniex
>accidentally press buy
>bought XMR at 0.0158 while going downhill

And now i'm waiting for it to turn back around. If the markets wont JUST me, I'll do it myself then.

Atleast it's looking like it'll turn about now.