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Quickest way to a million dollars with 2k starting capital, go

>> No.4400196

>>4400015
Buy a gun and rob a bank.

>> No.4400223

>>4400015
Start a business that deals with blockchain technology

>> No.4400231

not listening to people here

>> No.4400233

>>4400015
link

>> No.4400249
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4400249

>>4400015
>>4400233

LINK !

>> No.4400250

Start making meth

>> No.4400252

>>4400015
literally make an ico. I don't know what yet but that's your only hope anon. Buzzword platform probably, "Building machine learning internet of things solution through a blockchain backed tangle"

>> No.4400276

>>4400015
print 2000 tickets for a raffle and sell them at 5 a piece. reimburse the winner. repeat as necessary.

>> No.4400283

All in on BCPT before it pumps to $1

>> No.4400306

>>4400015
If you're willing to risk it, put 100% in binary options,

You only need to win 9 times to be at million.

If you're lucky as fuck or are really good and pragmatic with FX, you could make it. Chances are better than playing roulette because if you're good at reading charts you have a major advantage.

>> No.4400374

>>4400015
Bitmex margin trading with x100 leverage

>> No.4400395

>>4400015
Buy a nice suit and make yourself look really nice
Go to a truck stop and suck dicks for money

>> No.4400403

>>4400015
Create a scam coin

>> No.4400421
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>>4400015
Buy link

>> No.4400439

Buy 2000 lottery tickets

>> No.4400460

>>4400015
BitConnect

>> No.4400471

I posted a thread about it before, I went from $700 to $100,000 in ~3 weeks by comparing the trading bots on one exchange to the asks and bids on another. Try to find a coin with heavy bot trading and heavy volume and compare the price there with the price on another exchange. Recently I've been doing very well by buying when the RSI on 1 minute charts goes below 25 and selling when it hits ~50 or higher. Good luck, my man.

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4400493

>>4400015
buy VERI and wait or a year and a half
that's it

>> No.4400516

Another thing I did recently was create 1250 ETH addresses and registered them to an airdrop. We'll see how that goes, I doubt it will amount to much. You could try that.

>> No.4400520

save $988,000

>> No.4400551

>>4400015
Literally starting with 2k right now, anyone wanna make a discord or slack and race to 100k?

Already done from 1k to 50k and exited everything to pay off debts, coming back for round 2

>> No.4400557

>>4400015
Buy LINK.

>> No.4400558

>>4400551
im down to join

>> No.4400608 [DELETED] 

>>4400551
> .5 BTC is full retard.

Jesus, dude. Enjoy your $10 gains.

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4400609

>>4400015
Double your money every week day trading?
2k to 4k
4k to 8k
16k to 32k
32k to 64k
64k to 128k
128k to 256k
256k to 512k
512k to 1.24mil
Obviously it is not that easy to push around that high of volume around. But at the beginning there is no reason why you cant turn 50 bucks into 100 a week or 2k into 4k a week day trading. It really is that easy. Buy low sell high.

>> No.4400638

You've already done it before, so do whatever you did last time?

>>4400306
LOL, Binary Options what a joke. You need to win 54% of ALL trades just to stay in profit.

>> No.4400677

>>4400551
yeah i have $1400 make a discord or telegram for a race

>> No.4400678

>>4400520
You will go far with this math ...

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>>4400558
>>4400551


opee here, i made one

https://discord.gg/STmceM

no whales allowed

>> No.4400711

>>4400015
buy woman's clothes, shave your body and maybe buy some woman hormones if you can afford, then sell your body through the internet or marry a millionaire trap fetishist.

>> No.4400715

>>4400683
whales can join if they start with a small amount set aside. Might be good to listwn to their advice.

>> No.4400977

>>4400015
my post is way too far down this thread to let you know you should suck 998,000 dicks at a dollar a suck

>> No.4400999

7855 in binance rn what the fuck, where is the dip?

>> No.4401025

>>4400999
wrong thread lol

>> No.4401134
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Aeon

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4401172

>>4400015

Make a fake ICO and pay people in India $1500 to shill on 4chan...

...use the last $500 for anime hentai porn.

>> No.4401202

>>4400471
explain better pls?

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>>4401202

Invest in BTC, wait til it hits $5 million.

Done.

But instead you are probably going to buy a shit coin or ICO and get fucking scammed and now get nothing.

>> No.4402185

>>4400015
1. Borrow $1,998,000 more
2. Invest in LINK
3. Wait til Tuesday
4. Hey presto a million dollars

>> No.4402194

BUY OMG, ARK, NEO RIGHT NOW!!!!

>> No.4402213

>>4402185

what happens tuesday

>> No.4402243

Make the correct call on what will one day dethrone BTC as the defacto cryptocurrency

Protip: It's not ETH or BCH

>> No.4402252

>>4402213
palm beach report.

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4402275

Be a virgin. Sell yourself in instagram.
Build a following.

Make sure to make HD pictures. Spend around 20 mins taking selfies or get paid by pervs to make pro pics.

Send offers to rich billionaires to take ur virginity for a million.

After a year or so some billionaire bites.
Enjoy being a millionaire

Tldr be a girl

>> No.4402369

>>4402185
so it'll drop another 50%? Thank fuck I never bought it. though if it does drop 50% I might just so I can dump it when it gets a 25% raise.

>> No.4402391

You need a million, i need only fucking 100k to change my life. I have 300 to invest. Give me some advice guys.

>> No.4402392

>>4402275
is there more?

>> No.4402402
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>>4402392

>> No.4402406

>>4402243

It's ADA isn't it

>> No.4402453
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>>4402392
2

>> No.4402479

>>4400015
Get some kneepads for $20 then suck 998,020 dicks for $1 a pop.

>> No.4402500

>>4400015
FENX. Buy Pressure accumulating. 2k today will legit be 10k in the next few weeks

This is the next Confido. Don't sleep on it nigs

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>>4402392
3

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>>4402392
4

>> No.4402607

>>4402553

Oh nice I need more of her in stockings!

>> No.4402619

Keep em coming

>> No.4402648

>>4402507
who's she?

>> No.4402690

>>4400999
Trips and dubs, what did he mean by this?

>> No.4402715
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>>4402500
ok i'll do it

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>>4400015
Buy ZOIN. Low cap, low price, Zerocoin Anonimity features, new wallets out tomorrow...

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4402788

I can't believe no one has said NULS yet. Stop shilling your bags to OP and give some decent advice.

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>>4402607

>> No.4402813

>>4402749
How is it better than ZCOIN?

>> No.4402831

buy everyone's heavy bags until you have 0 then rob a bank.

>> No.4402921
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>> No.4402938

>>4400015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNiERGr--zo

>> No.4402939

>>4402813
Cant say it better atm, for one the transactions are faster than Zcoin, also theres no premine.

Compared to Zcoin its super cheap.

>> No.4403095

>>4402801
Dude, just keep em coming

>> No.4403110

>>4402801

pls more

>> No.4403115

>>4402801
more please

>> No.4403122

>>4400223
This, release an ICO, call it LINK. /biz/tards will eat it up.

>> No.4403147

>>4402690
>>4400999
DIP IS COMING

>> No.4403228

>>4402453
the state of that roof.

>> No.4403287
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4403287

>>4400015
Search your feelings.... it's Coss BTW.

>> No.4403490

For those that talk about robbing a bank... That's ultimate high risk low reward shit, most banks only carry like 5-10k USD that you'll be able to get quickly before police arrive. The risk of getting caught will put you years behind too, sounds like a bad plan to me unless you can rob over 100 banks in a row without getting caught

>> No.4403596

>>4400015
Step 1: buy a gun, ski mask and some bullets. with your $2000.
Step 2: Find somebody with 'a million dollars'.
Step 3: ...
Step 4: Go to jail.

>> No.4403619

>>4400678
kek

>> No.4403647

>>4400015
https://discord.gg/MmXHNwG
Join this group, follow their advice and you'll get million dollars in no time, just like me.

>> No.4404018

>>4403647
fuck off with your p&d

>> No.4404046

>>4400711
How would one sell their body?

>> No.4404097

>>4400471
Hey there, can you give an example of a past currency/exchange pair that has worked well with this strategy?

I wrote a functional trading bot but it looses money because my strategy is garbage.

Thanks.

>> No.4404284

>>4404097
Bump

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>>4400249
LINK

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>>4404097
Hey man.

Unfortunately I don't have pics of my trading logs on this comp, but I did this on Binance in August with NEO, and I didn't use bots, I monitored the movement of bots parallel to other exchanges. The bots on Binance were tied to the asks and bids on Bittrex; whenever the asks and bids on Bittrex would go up, the bots would push them up on Binance as well about 5 seconds later. In that 5 seconds of time, I'd buy or sell, whatever direction the market was taking.

Try doing this with other coins on other exchanges. The strategy works, especially with high volume, heavily bot-traded coins. BCC is a perfect coin for this.

>> No.4404592

>>4400015
Suck 980000 dicks for 1 dollar each

>> No.4404945

>>4404393
Thanks for the info.

>> No.4405008

>>4404393

link to thread? would like to learn more about this

>> No.4405118

>>4400551
I'm down too. Will have 5K in January. e-mail me? imacrackedmachine@outlook.com

>> No.4405126

>>4400015
Monero

>> No.4405241

>>4400015
put 2000 dollars into a savings account

wait 1000 years

>> No.4405309

2% every day for a year

>> No.4405340

>>4400196
this guy

>> No.4405460

>>4400015
Buy 2000 $ worth of kneepads. Those 998000 dicks aren't going to suck temselves.

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4405545

>>4400516
>Another thing I did recently was create 1250 ETH addresses and registered them to an airdrop.

>> No.4405669
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4405669

>>4400015
All in LINK

>> No.4405722

>>4400015
Siacoin

>> No.4406324

>>4405545
1250? BAKA

>> No.4406440

>>4403095
>>4403110
>>4403115
I have 90 pics that i have sacrificed loters of jizz to.
All others are teasingly showing nsfw or blatant nsfw.

Aorry guys

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>>4406440
This one is still sfw

>> No.4406478
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>>4406440

>> No.4406500

>>4406457


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BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

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BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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4406504

>>4406440
Mmm

>> No.4406519

Anyone want more pictures of my gf?
I have pics when she is very wet and puffy.
:)
Dubs gets pics

>> No.4406532

>>4406519
pics get

>> No.4406561

>>4406457
name?

>> No.4406565

buy a gun, beater car with cash, and a nice tailored suit (you'll want to look bad ass)

find a drug dealer and rob him. if you're a milenial you probably know some big time drug dealer from highschool/college

in the process of robbing him interrogate him for all his contacts. you will soon be taking his place.

take his money, buy molly from his connect and sell the molly to his largest customer.

wait a week then when said customer asks for more rob his ass too.

at this point you should have around 10-100k. kill both of your victims and their girlfriends (with a knife if possible it's the hardest to detect), stuff their bodies in your beater car and burn it, tieing up this loose end. if you are a male add one sausage to the car so that onme of the femele bodies will be assumed for yourown

use this 100k to invest in chainlink TM. chainlink is a decentralized oracle network that will be fucking huge mid 2018 just trust me.

this will make you well over 1m dolars and is fool proof.

if this plan was successful please donate to this bitcoine addresse
1Jos1bH3LienuXmakWU2ckMWqnn6RwjnNE

good luck and many fortune to you op

>> No.4406630

>>4406519
Rollan

>> No.4406721

>>4406519
Release her ass