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"Fuck your gay ass template nigga" edition

--Robinhood FAQs --
- VISIT THE WEBSITE FIRST DAMMIT!! - www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on the cash and securities in Robinhood accounts, much like a bank collects interest on cash deposits and by collecting fees from robinhood gold.

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, why?
Robinhood graphs are shit and only show you an average, not true real-time prices. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.

> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
Real brokers, like TDAmeritrade's thinkorswim. Otherwise you should be using tradingview.com, stockcharts.com, finviz.com, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.

-- Links --
Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For XIV/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for XIV)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

>> No.4380819

>>4380796
Bought KTOS.

If you are looking for serious money buy BIOA that shit will be at $1 or $2 in no time, criminally undervalued.

And how the fuck do you guys know about CHFS and LEDS news so fast? Like what do I use if I want to be able to get in on those for the huge runs. Google search yields results mostly after 9AM... (I'm new)

>> No.4380938

>>4380819
what do you think it will go to? Im thinking of selling at a small loss

>> No.4380949
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4380949

>LEDS
>CHFS

is the market a casino now? It seems like every week some deadbeat company jumps 100-600% in one trading session

>> No.4380955

>>4380819
What's your reasoning behind BIOA?

>> No.4381003

>>4380949
the stock market is basically a casino to me tbqh

im a degenerate gambler masquerading as an investor

>> No.4381025

Question of the thread: what was your best buy-and-hold investment this year? What was your best flip?

>> No.4381050

>>4381025

Year's not over yet. The best has yet to come, but that TEVA put option that went up 200% was pretty cool.

>> No.4381051

GBR round 2 starting

gunna test high of day

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>>4380955
>>4380938
Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORReQMyTZ94&feature=youtu.be

Own 100% of their factory, partnered with YUGE companies, got rid of their last CEO, can list a bunch of things.

Go through this guy's posts, his acc is basically dedicated to BIOA: https://stocktwits.com/Prodigious_777

>> No.4381104

>>4381075
(The vid is a bit outdated, they do own 100% of the factory of mitsui buyout)

>> No.4381138

>>4381104
After*

>> No.4381212

Now I need to decide if I want to do another Pandora play... can it get to $6?

>> No.4381215

Uh, guys...

>> No.4381228

>>4381215
what happened?

>> No.4381235

Chinese massage anyone?

>> No.4381270

>>4381235
Only if we stop to buy some kneepads at Big Five first.

>> No.4381330
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4381330

>>4381270
Parking lot is empty, come'on in :^)

>> No.4381349

more like big 5 sporting bads

>> No.4381390

>>4381330
MASSIVELY undervalued!!!

>> No.4381412
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>>4381349
>more like big 5 sporting bads

>> No.4381417

>>4381330
I just realized that they are faux windows in the walls. What's up with that?

>> No.4381486
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>>4381417
That's probably that film they can print on - you can see out from the inside but not in from the outside. Like they do with advertising on public transport sometimes.

Most the better looking stores want you to be able to look inside and have it look inviting though. However, Big 5's look like flea markets on the inside, so they probably just want to hide that.

>> No.4381541

>>4381330
>>4381486
>big five shills will defend this

>> No.4381577

>>4381541
Do you think BGFVshill is still here? Lurking and seething?

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>>4381486
I mean these things. Do they increase the aerodynamics of the stock price somehow?

>> No.4381603

>>4381587
Those are for the roof Koreans to snipe from without exposing themselves too much.

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4381620

UVXY starting to falter...do we hold overnight?

>> No.4381626

>>4381620
>starting
zoom out a little bit lad

>> No.4381636

>>4381620
High volatility isn't going to last forever, even if the market is slumping

>> No.4381655
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4381655

APOLOGIZE

>> No.4381669

>>4381626
>>4381636
Sold. Taking my 4% and running.

>> No.4381678

>>4381620

Negative we're getting news from Donald Trump. He's going to drop some news that is going to make investor's dicks hard and pussies wet.

>> No.4381683

Just bought 10 shares of GE, how fucked am I?

>> No.4381693

>>4381678
What time is his speech?

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>>4381683
STOP BUYING

>> No.4381709

>>4380796
Buy ABR and hold it long

>> No.4381711

How long until KTOS is trading in the 13s again? I remember everyone went long on this when Kimmy started threatening the US, why the drop?

>> No.4381715

>>4381683
I don't get why people are so excited about the GE dip. It's not really a moon mission meme stock that'll recover in a few days. It could take months to years.

>> No.4381733

>>4381683
they have literally been reduced to a washing machine manufacturer.

>> No.4381738

>>4381715
big name dow components don't blow up that often, especially when market is in a bull market

>> No.4381746

>>4381733
Everyone needs to wash clothes anon

>> No.4381755
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>>4381715
>>4381733
But Thomas Edison founded it.... Guys.. it was one of the first stocks to be on the NYSE, and the oldest remaining..

._.

>> No.4381758

>>4381746
I just shower with my clothes on and let them air dry.

>> No.4381766
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>>4381746
The Samsungs are better though.

>> No.4381773

>>4381758
Raw denim fags are the worst

>> No.4381796
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4381796

Anyone want to register for the first time with the Robinhood app?

You can use my affiliate link and we both get a free random stock, my coworker did it and we both got a share of Sprint lol

>> No.4381807

>>4381796

Forgot link...
https://share.robinhood.com/damianc64

>> No.4381818

>>4381796
I'll post my link in case anyone wants to sign up with it, anon you didn't post your link : (
share.robinhood.com/sophiel9

>> No.4381827

>>4381693
dunno

>>4381796

fuck off david

>> No.4381831

>>4381773
I had to Google to figure out what you were talking about. Stupid fashion bullshit.

>> No.4381845

>>4381831
Coworker of mine just mentioned a while back he showered with his jeans and let them dry on him so that they would shrink to his body. It's baffling

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lads this one >>4381818 might be a roastie be cool

>> No.4381856

>>4381818
>sophie
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.4381861

So ROKU mooned on Monday and CHFS mooned today. Who is scheduled for the next launch boys?

>> No.4381862

>>4381818
fuck off Davinia

>> No.4381890

>>4381587

>Look at that pic
>"Chinese Massage"

Now that's a recession proof business I would like to invest in

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4381892

I hope trump delivers something that makes investors excited - because I can't take anymore of these down markets.

>> No.4381918

>>4381861
Smucker's. They just got a deal with the feds to supply all U.S. prisons with ass licking jelly.

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>>4381330
I'm more interested in that Chinese massage

>> No.4382030

Bought 450 shares of $TRXC @ 2.53


I’m feeling good at that price

>> No.4382068

>>4382013
i'm just here because my hamstrings are tight

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4382117

Wage cucks on suicide watch

>> No.4382126

Dividends are so comfy.

>> No.4382179

>>4382013
None of the girls ever look like this

>> No.4382226

>>4382013
4 3 7 7

>> No.4382255

>>4382013
50 years old seems to be the minimum age

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>>4382126

How does one find which stocks pay dividends?

>> No.4382287

>>4382013
I got a Chinese mild massage and couldn't even get hard

>> No.4382291

What's a good one to hold over night that looks like it'll have pump tomorrow morning?

>> No.4382313

>>4382291
if anyone says LODE I swear

>> No.4382336

>>4382117
how are you positive this week?
everything is JUST for me

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4382338

Who still riding the BAC+B coaster here?

>> No.4382348

>>4382291
COSI

>> No.4382365

>>4382281
>How does one find which stocks pay dividends?

https://finviz.com/screener.ashx
Ctrf-F "Dividend Yield"

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>>4382281
Literally google it
You can buy ETF's that pay dividends, or get into the companies specifically on dips like I do.

I'd recommend Telecom companies such as T/VZ right now and renewable energies such as CVA/PEGI. They're all dip and have good potential or near no downside potential with 4-8% dividends.
ETF's if you're braindead are SCHD, DVY, SPHD.

Traditional dividends such as JNJ are good of course, but they're only worthwhile if you're very wealthy already imo or just want a store of value that beats inflation and gives a few percent on top a year.

I don't really know many high-growth dividends that I trust, however Visa/V is good, 1% dividend though, but clearly going up and will keep going up and increasing dividend over the coming months/years.

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>>4382338
I'm only up $497 on it now. This morning at open was borderline suicide tier though, I was only up $180ish

I was originally over $1000 like 2 weeks ago

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>>4382389
Do you think it will go up, or down?
I'm only $67 up on it. Was like $120 last week or so.

>> No.4382494

>>4382336
Based chink company earnings

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>>4382117
Venmo me some shekels so I can buy my tendies for the week pls brother

>> No.4382543

I'm gonna be bagholding PTN now aren't I

>> No.4382545

>buying non voting shares
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

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>>4382365
>>4382376

Thank you both

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4382576

Alright fellas help a nigga out

I'm looking for stocks to hodl for a 200 day period, and stocks to short. Any ideas?

>> No.4382612

>>4382545
>packer fans

>> No.4382613

>>4382576
Bitcoin

>> No.4382632

>>4382432
BAC rallied today so B should go up with it if it continues

>> No.4382634

>>4382613
I need to keep it to the stockmarket only. I've got some GBTC but it's been dipping

>> No.4382635

>>4382576

Ironically this: >>4382613

>> No.4382712

>>4382432
BAC.B is going to zero, I think.

>> No.4382765

>>4382576
short tsla

>> No.4382843
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4382843

>USE MY REFERRAL LINK WHEN YOU SIGN UP AND GET A FREE STOCK!

>share.robinhood.com/tylerk590

>> No.4382897

CSCO could make some gains tomorrow, I hope the anons that got in on CHFS got out in time

>> No.4382915

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-defense-congress/house-backs-700-billion-defense-policy-bill-funding-uncertain-idUSKBN1DE351

Keep an eye on defense stocks

>> No.4382957

>>4382897
CSCO is done. They had good earnings, but anyone who's in it should take their profit and run.

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4382989

>>4382915
>tfw I bought the KTOS dip yesterday

>> No.4383001

>>4382897
of all the times I dont check robin hood I lose my chance to get out on a stock I've bagging holding for almost half a year. holy shit. I'm getting out first thing in the morning I don't care if I sell at a lost.

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I hope Brazil has a bad time.

>> No.4383128

since nobody is crowing about it, I'll assume none of you dumbasses listened when I told you CRAY was on sale yesterday.

>> No.4383162

>>4383128
it's a boring stock

we only get hyped about mineless mining companies, overvalued CPU manufacturers, and autistic volatility ETFs here in /rgt/

>> No.4383168

>>4383128
I also told these dumbasses about YY, up 25% today.

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>>4382989
>bought today after thinkin about it a lil bit
Thank you whoever rec'd it

>> No.4383245

>>4383162
>it's a boring stock

It has just enough volatility to make it fun. Also, my first job in the real world gave me a CRAY-3 as my personal playground. I'm sentimental.

>> No.4383287

>>4383128
>believing memes on /biz/

>> No.4383631

>>4383287
I dunno, either its coincidence or real, but before BCH took off from 300 to 2k, there were plenty of threads like
>this is your last warning
>i tried to warn you

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4383647

Is Volatility ever going to calm down? My VMIN bag is getting heavy

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4383697

>>4382117
>3.45%

>> No.4383793

>>4383697
rich fags don't realize how easy mode the stock market is when you have a lot of cash. With that $100 you could literally have a six figure salary a year with only 10% gains a month

>> No.4383815

>>4383793
100k*

>> No.4383847

>>4383793
:)

>>4383697
post yours nigger.

>> No.4383904

>>4383847
I'm not hating but it's true. Once the market goes back to normal, it's very easy to get 10-20% gains a month.

Like I only have 10k in my account and I'm up 60% over the last 5 months and that 60% is equal to maybe one or two days of your easy 3% gains

>> No.4383995

>>4383793
Unless you're really lucky and win gambles with penny stocks you're not going to see conisitent 10% gains every month. The top investors average 20% a year.

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>>4383995
This. It's only seeming easy now because market is booming, can't be this green forever.

>> No.4384067

>>4383995
>top investors average 20% a year
That's a meme by big money.

It's has been very easy this year to get 40%+ decent gains and beat SPY

>> No.4384093

>>4384067
I dont think it is and this is very short sighted:
>It's has been very easy this year to get 40%+

There was a huge shift this year.
>muslim "president" dethroned
>Trump wins against all odds
>corporate tax rate @ 20% promised
>regulations cut
>energy unleashed

All of these things contributed to the boom. We wouldn't be in the same spot if Im With Her won.

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>>4383995
>>4384065
>its impossible
I don't play pennies either. Just swing trade. I was originally up almost 50% the past 3 months alone but I took a 15% haircut the past two weeks with some bad plays, but I have some movess that should get it back for me in a week or two.

Like I said it's a meme, there have been plenty of people here that have posted similar returns

>> No.4384372

>>4384121
If you can consistently make 100% gains a year, your rh account will be 10 mil in 10 years or 1 billion in 20. Delusional

>> No.4384377

>all stock advice on news sites is bullshit
>all professional analyst predictions are bullshit
>all social media / stocktwits / biz advice is bullshit
You gotta go from your gut or go broke.

>> No.4384415

>>4384377
Apparently. I guess in a bull market like this it’s not so bad but when this crumbled I’m fucked

>> No.4384464

>>4384377
>>4384377

This is true, never click on anything written by any bank analyst or investing website. They are almost always dumber than you.

>> No.4384485

>>4384464
>They are almost always dumber than you.
Not true they are extremely smart but they aren't giving away advice for free.

>> No.4384521

>>4384485
Na they are average cucks like everyone else. Only a few % of the population are smart, rest are fucking sloppy normies. This goes in (((finance))) like everywhere else.

>> No.4384624

>>4384093
It was also easy to get 50%+ returns in 2016 if you had cash on hand and bought Oil when it dipped to $27. Obviously oil is going to trade in the $50-$60 range for the next half-decade.

>> No.4384664

>>4384067
Alright so in that case, what stocks should one look to for such high gains

>> No.4384709

>>4384664
Non blue chip
Non penny (unless you are very comfortable losing)

Taking advice from shkreli, I look for stocks in between this range. You have to estimate their future cash flow and find something that isn't slightly undervalued, but heavily undervalued.

Go and prosper.

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>>4384709
Non blue chip?

I'm a newbie no bulli pls

>> No.4384742

>>4384664
It's not one single stock. Just swing trading a variety of different ones.

Just build up a list of stocks that you're comfortable with, buy dips, play earnings, learn to take a profit and not get too greedy, move that money to a different stock when it starts to slump, etc.

>> No.4384744

>>4384727
>>4384709
Nvm Google was helpful here

>> No.4384758

>>4384742
Got it thanks my dude

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>S&P and Nasdaq indexes getting redder

MOMMY PLS MAKE THE BAD MEN STOP

>> No.4384856

>>4384762
I'm trying to tip out of all stocks but one soon.

>> No.4385084

whats next, whats the next moon

>> No.4385096

>>4385084
$ROPE

everything is probably gonna be red again tomorrow

>> No.4385210

>>4382915
Was there ever any real question about military getting sufficient funding?

>> No.4385267

>>4384762
American stocks are overpriced, get out

>> No.4385360

>>4385267
they've been saying that since 2014

>The point is, it's nothing personal. It's an observation. Our nation's stocks are very high priced right now, and our nation is stacking up debt at a faster pace than ever before. Now, I can love my country as much as I want to, and it's still not going to change those facts.

https://www.newsmax.com/Finance/SeanHyman/Stock-buy-PE-invest/2014/12/15/id/613003/

>> No.4385609

>>4385267
>>4385360
P/E ratios are a meme

>> No.4385676

>>4385609
>buying companies who have earnings
I seriously hope you guys dont do this

>> No.4385683

>>4385267
http://www.multpl.com/
american stocks are "overvalued" but that doesn't mean they're going to drop yet.
once average PE gets to 30-35 that's a dangerous range

>> No.4385746

Anyone else have shares in the weed market?

Was up 4k but now down to $3785 :( feels bad man

>> No.4385758

>>4385676
Book value is another meme too

The market is never rational. Some companies are overvalued, some under.

Just go with the flow and get tendies

>> No.4385834

>>4385746
I dont invest in industries I consider immoral.

>> No.4386100

>>4385834
Wew lad

>> No.4386119

>>4386100
would you invest in slave trade?

>> No.4386136

>>4386119
Come on guy. You know what I meant.

>> No.4386168

>>4386136
I've had personal experiences that have lead me to believe that weed dealing is immoral. One day I thought I'd be smoking bong the rest of my life. Then I wised up to all the damage it was doing. I dont smoke or invest weed.

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>>4386168
t.

>> No.4386276

>>4386168
Smart choice

>> No.4386323

>>4386119
Whatever makes me money

>> No.4386883

You guys memed me, I'm mainly a cryptofag but my dad gave me $3k in TSLA for my graduation present. So I installed robinhood, huzzah.

I already set up a stock transfer from my Fidelity account, that was easy. I also have this old, framed stock certificate for a share of McDonalds that I also got from my dad when I was like 8. I still have it and wondering how I can get it in Robinhood.

Looks like I have to go to a broker first. Should I go to Fidelity and talk to them? Or is there a more direct way to turn this thing into a tradable stock?

>> No.4387050

>>4386883
are you that much of a nigger that you want to destroy a framed stock certificate gift from your family to get $167?

>> No.4387784

why didn't RARE moon?

>> No.4387813

Fyi guys Sprint offers Hulu now

>> No.4388152

>>4386883
Not even meming but literally call the stock exchange, I think they would be able to help, I think there is a service to take old stock certs and make them digital but you need an expert.

>> No.4388269

>>4386883
keep the framed stock

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I missed out on at least two grand on MYOS. I was gonna hit my yearly target.

Gentlemen, let LTBR simmer until next Friday. If it holds its ground and closes above a dollar at least half the trading days between now and then, prepare some money to hold a few shares. Otherwise, wait for the RS announcement by January.

>> No.4389384

>>4387050
??? Are they not for trading ???

I mean I know it's a dividend stock, but I only get like a few cents a year out of it, with it being ONE share lol. And my dad even said he's tired of getting the letters year after year with a 3-cent check inside for me. The kind of guy he is, he'd probably rather me just use it.

>>4388152
Call which stock exchange?

>> No.4389516

>>4380796
Rhg > rgt

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Anyone wanna use my link? I just signed up for this, didn't know that we get free shares when signing up with links, oh well

https://share.robinhood.com/wissamr

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NIKKEI up 1.53%

>> No.4390968

>>4386119
>slave trade
>immoral
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