/rgt/ - Robinhood General Thread

[Dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.4375618]

GAINZ edition

--Robinhood FAQs --
- VISIT THE WEBSITE FIRST DAMMIT!! - www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on the cash and securities in Robinhood accounts, much like a bank collects interest on cash deposits and by collecting fees from robinhood gold.

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, why?
Robinhood graphs are shit and only show you an average, not true real-time prices. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.

> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
Real brokers, like TDAmeritrade's thinkorswim. Otherwise you should be using tradingview.com, stockcharts.com, finviz.com, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.

-- Links --
Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For XIV/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for XIV)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

[Dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.4375663]

Get your pink wojaks out

[Dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.4376067]

Where is everyone?

[Anonymous No.4376082]

>>4376067
Sleeping, you how NEETs are.

[Anonymous No.4376148]

>>4376067
Sitting with my ROKU Nov 24 30 PUTs

Got them at 0.55, the only question is if I'll make 300% or 600%

[Anonymous No.4376178]

>>4376067
Getting ready for another down day. I should have just stuck to crypto.

[Anonymous No.4376212]

W-what do we do with our AMRS positions lads?

[Anonymous No.4376225]

Buy PTN
It'll be a safe 1.5% today.
Other markets are crashing.

[Anonymous No.4376233]

Where is the UVXY anon? The market looks like it's about to shit the bed.

[Anonymous No.4376246]

>>4376225
Kek I love these new wojacks

[Anonymous No.4376331]

>unironically buying stocks
lmao

[Anonymous No.4376390]

>>4376212
I'm confused too.

[Anonymous No.4376480]

>>4376212
I'm selling fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.4376710]

$MOSY passing the moon

[Anonymous No.4376829]

What's going on with the market? Set stop losses outside of support lines for everything I could, just in case.

Selling AMRS at open, 20% loss.

[Dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.4376837]

>>4376331
>trying to shit on a board which has been here longer then about 99% of cryptotards.

[Anonymous No.4376894]

>>4376710
FUCK IT DID

[Anonymous No.4376920]

You gotta pay the gains toll if you want to get in the B hold.

[Anonymous No.4376922]

>>4376837
This fucking meme series man.

[Anonymous No.4376940]

Does anyone here actually short or do they just fomo buy pump and dump pharmas and other trash like the rest of biz?

[Anonymous No.4376985]

Ready to load up on some $BABA

[Anonymous No.4377044]

>>4376940
Yeah

[Anonymous No.4377081]

BABA, BAC, and JPM tanking in premarket, getting pretty close to some good entry points on all of them

[Anonymous No.4377097]

>>4376940
I made $1k shorting GE on Friday and covering yesterday. I've got an open short position open on MBI that I'm getting increasingly nervous about right now.

[Anonymous No.4377100]

I only have losses.

[Anonymous No.4377139]

gubment hurry pass a favorable tax reform asap before we lose it all.

[Dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.4377203]

YES

[Anonymous No.4377212]

Out of AMRS at $3.30

In on KTOS at 10.03 for 60 shares. I know it's still trending down but hopefully support at ~9.80 will stop it.

[Anonymous No.4377219]

>>4377081
I’m in on $BABA at $179. Gonna be holding through the holidays

[Anonymous No.4377231]

>>4377081
>>4377219
I bought BABA way too high, hit my stop loss today at 181.

When should I rebuy?

[Anonymous No.4377233]

haha this is great i hate having money i'm not going to kill myself today because i'm having so much fun losing money

[Anonymous No.4377237]

>>4377212
Me too. Got out ahead.

AMD sinking fast guys.

[Anonymous No.4377240]

>BAC+B is still over a dollar
FUCKING HOW?

[Anonymous No.4377243]

Looking at KTOS and AMD

[Dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.4377245]

GIVE ME YOUR GAINS

[Anonymous No.4377255]

>>4377231
Shouldn’t have sold at all IMO, if you’re long. But if you’re just trying to get in and out, the overall market is down today, probably won’t be going up until next week. So set a limit buy around $175 and don’t panic

[Anonymous No.4377266]

>>4377240
It wasn't clear if warren added to his bac holdings in this new report.

[Anonymous No.4377271]

Another red day....

[Anonymous No.4377286]

>>4377266
I don't give two shits about Warren Buffet. BAC+B should be in the low 90s by now.

[Dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.4377309]

THE STATE OF BAA AND LODE

[Anonymous No.4377316]

Any news on LODE? Looking at .40 now but what's their plans for the future?

[Anonymous No.4377317]

Expanded my AMD bags with all other 30 shares at 10.84, stop loss set for 10.59 in case all hell breaks loose.

[Anonymous No.4377336]

>>4377309
It's time to LODE up on BAA, you can get 500 shares for just $65! ; )

[Anonymous No.4377339]

>>4377316
bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.4377353]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.4377378]

>>4377316
>the current state of the LODE investor

[Dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.4377384]

>>4377353
MORE MWAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.4377385]

>>4377353
These past 2 weeks have been nothing but pain.

[Anonymous No.4377388]

Any massive pumps going on that I can take advantage of?

TRXC killed me and I lost 15% yesterday. I need to make that back up to keep my sanity

[Anonymous No.4377410]

I pulled my equity, all I have is one stock lol ON hasn't given a fuck about these red days.

[Anonymous No.4377428]

WAKE ME UP

[Anonymous No.4377436]

>>4377428
BEFORE YOU GO GO

[Anonymous No.4377438]

>>4377428
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!

[Anonymous No.4377445]

Check out BZQ.

It's a brazillian short ETF. Outperformed UVXY for the past week.

[Anonymous No.4377446]

Oddly enough, I do well in shitty markets and bad in good markets.

[Anonymous No.4377492]

Is this the big one, guys? The one we have all been dreading would come?

The never ending series of red? The 18 year downturn? The ultimate crush?

[Anonymous No.4377529]

>>4377492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

[Anonymous No.4377533]

Www.share.robinhood.com/davidt917

Come suffer with us

[Dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.4377536]

>>4377492
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.4377558]

>>4377533
share.robinhood.com/l/fuckoffdavid

[Anonymous No.4377567]

>>4377492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

[Anonymous No.4377570]

>>4377492
No you mong, it's a cooling off period after months of sustained gains. Even with the pullback I'm still up over 10% on the Intel shares that I bought a few weeks ago. Companies like Google, Amazon, and Facebook had huge price increases for companies that have market caps that high. Expect this shit to level off near the beginning of December and start increasing again going into January for next earnings season.

[Anonymous No.4377574]

>I almost bought MOSY during this pump

Thank god I had second thoughts

[Anonymous No.4377587]

>>4377574
>he buys during pumps
I bet the greeks love you.

[Anonymous No.4377600]

>>4377570
>markets can go only up forever

[Anonymous No.4377604]

>>4377587
As long as you get in before the dump you make money

[Anonymous No.4377607]

>>4377570
*Tips non existant tax reform

[Anonymous No.4377608]

>>4377570
>stocks go up forever

no, your punishment is near

[Anonymous No.4377613]

>>4377604
That's certainly the idea, ain't it?

[Anonymous No.4377633]

LADS WE NEED INVERSE ETFS AND VOLATILITY INDEXES

[Anonymous No.4377649]

>>4377600
>>4377608

Of course not but this isn't "the big one". Anyone who didn't expect a pullback after seeing the shenanigans that occurred last earnings season is an idiot.

>>4377607

Even without a tax reform bill getting passed, the fed rate increase will put some wind in the sails of the financial sector and keep shit afloat until early next year when tax reform actually gets passed. The day of reckoning will come but it isn't going to come any time between now and February.

[Anonymous No.4377657]

>>4377633
BZQ my nigga. Inverse of Brazil markets

Brazil markets are doing really shitty already:
https://www.investing.com/indices/bovespa
And they're closed today, a lot of Brazillian traders are probably scared shitless watching today unfold and will probably panic sell like crazy tomorrow

[Anonymous No.4377675]

[Anonymous No.4377692]

>BAC is even higher than it was yesterday
Goddamn, I seriously hope it's just a bull trap.

[Anonymous No.4377695]

>>4377657
I wish there was an inverse Nikkei 225 ETF but I haven't been able to find one. Japan's eventual economic crash and burn will be glorious.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4377707]

Buying UVXY is like picking your teeth with a knife. Dangerous, but very satisfying if you're careful and know what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.4377711]

>CHKR
>sideways forever

[Anonymous No.4377715]

I put aside 40k of retirenent (40ish years away I'm 29) money to play with, and to date i am down $3400. Obviously I'm not good at this, though i have learned a bit and it has been fairly entertaining. Should I just quit now, sell all shares of everything and get back to wageslaving?

[Anonymous No.4377719]

(((they're))) making BAC moon. B might be OK today

[Anonymous No.4377728]

>Finiancials are green

Is there a reason to buy anything but bank stocks?

[Anonymous No.4377739]

>>4377657
bought a bit

[Anonymous No.4377766]

>SNAP and JCP are up

what did the market mean by this?

[Anonymous No.4377780]

>>4377766
>that guy who was joking about hedging the market with snap
This just makes it even funnier.

[Anonymous No.4377784]

>CHFS

You have to be kidding me

[Anonymous No.4377795]

>>4377766
Shorts taking profits

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4377812]

>>4377715

When did you start? What did you learn? How can you apply changes to what you've been doing? Honestly it's the price of the education. What you do with the education is up to you. The world is your oyster, and if you're actually learning from mistakes, nothing can hold you back.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4377834]

>>4377780

hahahhahaa you're right!

[Anonymous No.4377842]

>>4377834
Did you cover that GE short you put in yesterday?

[Anonymous No.4377854]

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

[Anonymous No.4377883]

>>4377854
i had 2000 shares of some shit fracking co SND

nothing like a little -20% gap down on some bullshit downgrade, feels really great man

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4377885]

>>4377570

I'm closing my UVXY around 130 in preparedness of my presidents address to his citizens. Expect sporadic XIV gains, or it its too much effort just fucking short UVXY and get some leverage on that bitch. You've got to be a man and grab the market by the pussy.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4377911]

>>4377842

You're damn right I did. I went long and short in that shit all day. Made a few hundred just providing liquidity.

[Anonymous No.4377927]

will ROKU go down to 35

[Anonymous No.4377952]

Someone use jewish tricks to pump NMM

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4377973]

>>4377952

You want to see a Jewish trick?

[Anonymous No.4378002]

>>4377911
nice

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4378003]

>>4377973

What I did was go long, and I'm going to grab a nickle 300 times.

[Anonymous No.4378007]

I hope you dumbfucks looking to buy $AMD at ~12.70 took my advice and stayed the fuck away from this shitshow

[Anonymous No.4378017]

>>4378007
I'm buying as soon as it hits the nines

[Anonymous No.4378028]

>>4377952
I believe that BagholderExtraordinaire previously mentioned he's Jewish. We all joke about Jewish MM's and their fuckery (see Goldman Sachs), but leave him alone. He's just like the rest of us... losing a fortune on memes.

[Anonymous No.4378070]

I'm kind of regretting being tied up while UVXY makes the most predictable moves in the world the past few days. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.4378102]

>Trying to buy CHKR at 2.20
>It hits 2.20 six times
>Not a single share accumulated

[Anonymous No.4378106]

>the market starts recovering as soon as I buy some short ETFs
The markets will start falling again r-right guys?

[Anonymous No.4378107]

>>4377973
n-n-n-no

[Anonymous No.4378131]

>>4378106
>The 10 year long bull markets continues on its final leg up for the next 3 years.

[Anonymous No.4378137]

>>4378106
No it won't. There is nothing in the horizon to make it start falling. Your fucked lad. What made you think shorting was a good idea now?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4378162]

>>4378107

Well fuck you it's too late, we're grabbing a nickle on this NMM it's part of the poon patrol portfolio!

[Anonymous No.4378184]

>>4378162
>Beats revenue
>Beats earnings
>Stock crashes 10%

WHY!

[Anonymous No.4378213]

mommy make it fall down against pls
>>4378162

[Anonymous No.4378217]

>>4378184
Idk but just scooped some hella cheap shares

[Anonymous No.4378220]

TRXC is picking up volume and just hit where it usually bounces from, ((they)) are pumping it, why don't you jump on?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4378229]

>>4378184

Didn't you learn anything from Chad? Didn't you learn anything from every earnings report and white paper you've looked at?

[Anonymous No.4378262]

>>4378220
TRXC has fucked me till my asshole bleeds.

I’m done with that shit company. Their news is consistently shit, there’s no reason it’s valued the way it is

[Anonymous No.4378285]

>>4378262
You must be using the old /biz/ trick of buy high and selling low

[Anonymous No.4378287]

What's the most painless way to kill myself?

[Anonymous No.4378292]

>>4378220
>>4378262
I don't get the TRXC meme. It's just a pump and dump that outlasted its purpose. It really should have fallen back down to the 50 cent range by now.

[Anonymous No.4378294]

SCHK long hold thoughts?

[Anonymous No.4378305]

[Anonymous No.4378307]

>>4378285
Yeah I bought TRXC when it was valued at over $.50.

Anyone who buys now will be buying high

[Anonymous No.4378309]

>>4378184

[Anonymous No.4378312]

I wanna go back to yesterday's NAKetship

[Anonymous No.4378314]

[Anonymous No.4378317]

what time is trump speaking?

[Anonymous No.4378321]

GE finally bounced, time to buy long and make 100% by this time next year

[Anonymous No.4378330]

CHFS major short squeeze right now, DCIX is on the move too

[Anonymous No.4378333]

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4378338]

>>4378287

Drink bleach.

[Anonymous No.4378343]

[Anonymous No.4378351]

>>4377255
Thanks

[Anonymous No.4378356]

Is HUSA going to do anything today?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4378361]

Fuck NMM i lost 3 cents 300 times. Fuck UVXY I'm going long in the GE! Buying some cheap as fuck call options!

[Anonymous No.4378383]

>keep averaging down on NMM
>losing shekels to throw at it

[Anonymous No.4378447]

>>4378356
Fuck no, I sold it. Oil is in the shitter right now, none of the oil stocks are doing anything. All RED

[Anonymous No.4378465]

DRYS earnings play let's go back to a billion!!! #bullish

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4378484]

sometimes you have to drop your standards and pick up that poon patrol or a fucking beaten and broken company to grab some serious shekelinis

[Anonymous No.4378504]

GBR taking off!!

[Anonymous No.4378512]

CHFS and LEDS going to the moon

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4378524]

TFW i'm using 12 hundred to get 5000 shares worth of action on this Electronic General! It's like free money!

[Anonymous No.4378543]

>>4378287
Exit bag

[Anonymous No.4378549]

Buy LODE guys

[Anonymous No.4378578]

What the fuck happened? I come back to 50% gains mostly because of GBR. Halted now but god damn

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4378579]

Wtf happend to GBR? Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.4378587]

>pharma company in research phase doesn't turn a profit
>everyone loses their fucking minds
>stock down 7%
fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.4378600]

>>4378447
Good time to pick them up before armaco ipo

[Anonymous No.4378603]

>>4378587
that's a good thing, buy in, if they are researching something good you basically have insider knowledge that the stock will go up

[Anonymous No.4378607]

the way volatility is getting crushed looks like the lows for the rest of the year could be in

[Anonymous No.4378617]

>>4378600
story? source?

I hope you niggers are looking at CHFS, LEDS, and NSPR rn

[Anonymous No.4378633]

GBR

GET THE FUCK IN!!!

the halt came off for a split second and the bids where fucking huge!!!

GBR gunna fucking moon!!

yeee haaww

[Anonymous No.4378655]

>>4378549
Buy your bags anon? No, I've got my CAPR bags.

[Anonymous No.4378709]

>BAC higher than its been all week
There better be a goddamn lunch or end of day sell off.

[Anonymous No.4378728]

>>4378709
Fuck off m8

[Anonymous No.4378738]

BAC+B is back with a vengeance!

[Anonymous No.4378806]

>>4377657
>>4377739
News says Brazil is starting to do better...

[Anonymous No.4378815]

I think I’m done stock trading forever.

I’ve lost 40% in the last two days in meme trades

[Anonymous No.4378823]

>>4378815
40% of how much money?

[Anonymous No.4378844]

>>4378633

Buy High Sell Low!

[Anonymous No.4378845]

>>4378823
Like $200.

I invested a little last month to see how well I’d do. Obviously this isn’t for me

[Anonymous No.4378870]

>>4378845
Wtf are you expecting? Instant lambos? Stop being such a bitch and keep learning.

[Anonymous No.4378871]

>>4378845
Stop investing in memes my man, buy dips in large caps and sell after 2-4% gain. Yes it's boring but it makes you consistent money

[Anonymous No.4378885]

>>4378845
that's because you're doing what these niggers on here say, you need to look at fundamentals and trends. Or watch the news closely for things like CHFS today or what ever the hot stock is. Plus the whole market has been down due to this stupid tax reform and the geopolitical landscape. It'll come back, just be patient, you can't be a millionaire overnight breh

[Anonymous No.4378901]

>>4378845
every noob pays market tuition

[Anonymous No.4378904]

>>4378845
>tfw newfag who bought INTC and sitting comfy

[Anonymous No.4378905]

how2gitgud?

[Anonymous No.4378917]

>>4378845
https://www.investopedia.com/dictionary/
Start here. Learn a bit and come up with a strategy. You will just lose money by throwing it into the market blindly.

[Anonymous No.4378924]

>>4378806
Their markets are closed right now but they did horrible yesterday and will probably be lower tomorrow if the US closes out lower than open today

[Anonymous No.4378926]

>>4378870
>>4378871
>>4378885
I’ve honestly just been trying to make my money back since AMD took a giant shit on me

[Anonymous No.4378932]

>>4378905
Remove your foreskin for an instant 10% gain.

[Anonymous No.4378937]

>>4378885
Should I buy Verizon, is that a dip?

[Anonymous No.4378951]

>>4378926
Bruh AMD has literally lost me more money than your entire portfolio.

Have patience and learn.

[Anonymous No.4378954]

>>4378924
How long should I hold? Or what's the sign to sell?

[Anonymous No.4378965]

>>4378926
semiconductors have flattened out since the bull market has gone stale. Look at oil, its set to take off, additionally, the financials are going to make a come back from their dip with these last two weeks. Trading is about news and analysis. Mainly news lol, as my dad called it, the market is like a woman, shes happy some days, some days shes a total bitch, then there are days she'll blow you and fuck you all on the same day.

[Anonymous No.4378990]

>>4378926
Join the NAKetship my guy

[Anonymous No.4378999]

>>4378932
what foreskin

[Anonymous No.4379012]

>>4378954
Brazil is 3 hours ahead of the US, so watch the Brazil indexes tomorrow:
https://www.investing.com/indices/brazil-indices?&majorIndices=on&additionalIndices=on
If they are recovering, maybe sell at open or hold for a bit if not.

[Anonymous No.4379016]

When do I sell CHFS?

I got in at $11.

[Anonymous No.4379032]

>>4378937
No, overall it's trending down, look at 6 months and YTD.

>BAC

Look up stock patterns, start with resistance and support, draw lines like a child, then move onto other patterns like "bull flag" or "head and shoulders" etc. There's like 20+ patterns you can read. Stocks are more than just buying it and hoping it makes money. Like this anon said >>4378871 you can use this with large cap.

[Anonymous No.4379033]

CVM subarashi

[Anonymous No.4379048]

>>4379016
set a stop limit of 15, if it goes to 17, set it to 16, and so on.

This is a massive short squeeze that's rippling to other parts of the market i.e. LEDS, GBR

[Anonymous No.4379063]

>>4379012
Thanks. You are expecting them to be red tomorrow?

Then if they are red and I hold through tomorrow, then the next day I just do the same thing? If their market is red maybe keep, otherwise sell?

[Anonymous No.4379065]

CRAY is having a day.

[Anonymous No.4379071]

Fuck this I'm going back to bed

[Anonymous No.4379081]

Do I go all in on AMAT?

[Anonymous No.4379085]

>>4379048

This shit is crazy

[Anonymous No.4379096]

>>4379085
dude I know, I have no day trades left, I'm so fucking mad, I saw this thing at 6, I wanted to buy, shes going to the fucking moon. Set those stop limits anon, you're going to make some money I tell you whut

[Anonymous No.4379136]

>>4379033

[Anonymous No.4379138]

>>4379063
I think they will because all the markets react to how the US markets do.

It's really risky to hold 3x short ETFs for longer than a few days. So maybe hold for a day or so.

[Anonymous No.4379160]

>>4379096

That blows man.

I put a stop in at $14.99

[Anonymous No.4379173]

Pandora rocket to $5 continues. I told you lads.

[Anonymous No.4379187]

>>4379160
I'd creep with that stop limit, at lot of people say it's going to $20

[Anonymous No.4379215]

>>4379173
I hope you're playing it short term. Pandora is definitely going to zero in the future

It's the myspace to Spotify's facebook

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4379235]

>>4379138

Not taking risks is a great way to be driving a non-lambo your whole life.

[Anonymous No.4379237]

>>4379215
No

Pandora, GE, JCP and a chinese massage parlor are merging to form an unstoppable mega corp

[Anonymous No.4379238]

Alright you fucks, newbie here.
Can someone please reinforce or debunk these very basic ideas i have:

>the entire market is currently overvalued
>dotcom bubble 2.0: electric bogaloo is currently underway (microsoft, alphabet, amazon, facebook, etc.: companies that have little to no physical product or service to offer)
>producers of physical goods are (in general) safer investments than pure dotcom companies
>among those, it's safer, but less profitable to stick to producers of general goods, not luxury items (food, beverages, glass, lighting)
>some companies *are* too big to fail, for example buying VAG after the dieselgate-nosedive is a near-guaranteed money maker

Also i'm currently employed in a sparkling wine company. We make the most business around christmas and new years. Should be reasonable to buy in a low zone like march/ april and sell next january, repeat ad nauseum.
They also sell limited employment-reward discounted stock (no voting rights, but who cares anyway on this board). should i sell or hold since the stock is displaying a positive , yet shallow up-trend over the last years?

[Anonymous No.4379269]

>>4379238
Throw all that shit out the window. Read what's been posted in the thread m8

[Anonymous No.4379290]

>>4379237
Does this mean I can get a "happy ending" while trying on shoes?

[Anonymous No.4379291]

>>4379238
You're pretty much right all around, but the entire market (and our economy in general) is based off absolute bullshit based off bullshit based off bullshit. There's money to be made right now before it crumbles.

[Anonymous No.4379324]

>>4379138
Thanks

[Anonymous No.4379336]

>>4379237

[Anonymous No.4379337]

Thoughts on HPE? Apparently they just released a blockchain service. Anyone see gainz in this?

[Anonymous No.4379353]

>>4379238
You think wall street hasn't figured out that there are more sales during the holidays? Christmas sales are already priced in lad.

Also dump your company stock. Think about it like this. Let's say, god forbid, your company goes bankrupt. Then you'd be unemployed AND all your stock is worthless. Too many eggs in one basket.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4379354]

>>4379290

Yeah and they play country music while a fan blows warm air on your balls!

[Anonymous No.4379365]

AAPL realizes its 18 month phone cycle isn't sustainable anymore. So now they're desperately trying to come up with gimmicks and fads they can stick inside their devices. They're gonna have 3D cameras for AR, which probably most people won't even utilize. It's already happened with desktops/laptops, people stopped upgrading them every ~2 years.

[Anonymous No.4379370]

>>4379353
i work with a guy that this happened to, the poor dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.4379386]

>>4379291
>There's money to be made right now before it crumbles.

Absolutely. There is also money to be made while and after it crumbles as well. Different strategy.

[Anonymous No.4379398]

TGT is on sale today.

[Anonymous No.4379400]

>>4379386
Depends on just how hard it crumbles. I'd agree with you for the most part, but it could be extremely risky if it gets really bad.

[Anonymous No.4379414]

/r/ing wojaks

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4379429]

>>4379291
>You're pretty much right all around, but the entire market (and our economy in general) is based off absolute bullshit based off bullshit based off bullshit. There's money to be made right now before it crumbles.

Cattle feeder futures! Get 'em cheap as this wet season turns dry, look for the March/April contracts. Thank me later for the millions of dollars of free financial advice I just gave you.

[Anonymous No.4379450]

>>4379398
seems like less of a sale and more knife catching instead

i remember people were saying it was on sale when it dropped after amazon bought whole foods

[Anonymous No.4379455]

>>4379386
I'm curious what you think the failure modes of the economy are. In the 90s, we had speculation on unprofitable business, but today FAANG are are profitable. In 2008, we had speculation on housing, but today everyone is still renting. The only bubble I see is crypto but almost no one is in crypto so it's not really a threat to the economy as a whole.

[Anonymous No.4379466]

>>4379429
i gotta say.. i've been in this thread for a very very long time,and you have been the only decent tripfag

thanks

[Anonymous No.4379485]

>>4379455
remember, /biz/ is wrong about everything so when the doom and gloom crowd start coming out of the woods well......

[Anonymous No.4379517]

>>4379485
Looking at your post history filled with inane one-liners, I recommend you take your own advice

[Anonymous No.4379525]

>>4379517
fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.4379536]

>>4379400
great depression, round 2. people who aren't familiar with history are in for a nasty surprise

[Anonymous No.4379540]

>>4379353
>>4379291
>>4379269
>>4379238
This is gonna come of as the most naive, boomer, socks-in-sandals thing ever, but i personally view investing in a company as a longterm thing: you park your money somewhere, check back 2 years later and maybe you dont have lambo money in dividends, but atleast camry-money.
Also investing in a company comes with alot of benefits, but also responsibilities. You're not just trading apples for eggs, you're potentially trading someone 100 average joes out of their 9 to 5 employment for a personal gain of 0,1$ per share (hyperbole!).

But i guess that's typically german: We buy stocks in Siemens, Osram, IBM and other "boring" companies and forget about it for the next few years. From word of mouth, most people few full-time stocktraders as parasites leeching off of other peoples "actual work", whatever that means.

[Anonymous No.4379542]

>>4379400
If it crumbles hard then you pick out some losers and short the shit out of them, like people have been doing with GE

[Anonymous No.4379543]

>>4379450
I thought it was overpriced by at least $5 yesterday. Today, I like it.

[Anonymous No.4379557]

>>4379517
>>4379525

Both of you please kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.4379568]

holy shit niggers look at CHFS

[Anonymous No.4379575]

>DRYS
buy the dip

[Anonymous No.4379591]

>>4379568
>Had the choice between two memes earlier
>CHFS and LEDS
>I picked LEDS

I want to kill myself

[Anonymous No.4379595]

How to get dividends with Robbingniggers?

[Anonymous No.4379597]

>>4379540
>most people few full-time stocktraders as parasites leeching off of other peoples "actual work", whatever that means

I prefer to think of myself as providing market liquidity.

[Anonymous No.4379598]

>>4379568

[Anonymous No.4379606]

>>4379568
damn son

[Anonymous No.4379610]

>>4379595
It's deposited automatically into your account

[Anonymous No.4379613]

>>4379598

You're welcome ;)

I got him in at 11 boys

[Anonymous No.4379641]

>>4379597
Yeah those 10 whole dollars really greased the wheels, thanks for that.

[Anonymous No.4379644]

>>4379540
>most people [view] full-time stocktraders as parasites leeching off of other peoples "actual work", whatever that means

Most people are idiots who just follow the herd, work their 9-5 wagecuck jobs their entire lives, and put all their savings into a 401k managed by an (((investment advisor))) who charges exorbitant fees to just toss their money into some mutual funds.

I know people who view short sellers as the scum of the earth while not realizing that the downward pressure supplied by shorters actually helps keep share prices in check and helps buffer against a constant yo-yo effect.

[Anonymous No.4379645]

>>4379591
You still made money right? Both ran this morning.

[Anonymous No.4379655]

>>4379645
CHFS is still running mayne

[Anonymous No.4379656]

>>4379613

based anon

[Anonymous No.4379664]

>>4379575
How long until the next dividend?

[Anonymous No.4379670]

>>4379656
I'm jealous as fuck, fuck my day trades dude, I could've 3x or more my equity

[Anonymous No.4379686]

>>4379641
You're welcome. Don't mention it. Just trying to make the world a better place.

[Anonymous No.4379698]

>>4379670

Open up another brokerage account on the side. You'll have 3 extra day trades just in case.

[Anonymous No.4379701]

>>4379414
GE

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4379715]

>>4379466

Well thanks! Means a lot to hear I'm actually appreciated, thanks to you too. I've probably taken a few tips from you in the past since you've been here so long.

[Anonymous No.4379716]

>>4379698
I have robinhood and e*trade, I didn't know that, I thought the FTC follows your trades in general....

[Anonymous No.4379718]

>>4379701
SNAP

[Anonymous No.4379735]

>>4379701
BABA

[Anonymous No.4379736]

>>4379718
FIT

[Anonymous No.4379743]

>>4379716

I don't see how they would know. Brokerages don't share that data with each other. And I don't think the IRS looks for it on your taxes.

[Anonymous No.4379750]

>>4379743
well next time I guess, I feel like the run is almost over, but holy shit it's flying right now

[Anonymous No.4379751]

>>4379736
P

[Anonymous No.4379758]

>>4379655
I got in at 14 and panicked at 11 I want death

[Anonymous No.4379770]

>>4379718
>>4379736
>>4379736
>>4379751

saved. more if you have them

[Anonymous No.4379773]

>>4379701
>posting GE wojak on it's way up
don't do this!

[Anonymous No.4379781]

>>4379770
Those are the ones I made, I also made the LODE one posted earlier in thread

If I make more I will post ;)

[Anonymous No.4379797]

>>4379781
Can you make the Fitbit one show his blood pressure spiking?

[Anonymous No.4379828]

Thought I was going to get just'd by CAPR. News came out half an hour ago.

12 - 12:30
Open 2.62
High 2.83
Low 2.07
Close 2.50
Volume 1.72 million

Total volume for the day so far is 2,265,164.

I've got a stop in place. Hopefully soars on a conference call in after hours.

[Anonymous No.4379854]

>>4379386
What's a strategy for when it crumbles?

[Anonymous No.4379877]

just so you know, your brokers are not only short selling to trigger your stop losses on purpose, they're writing algorithms to do it automatically

>From at least April 2010 to June 2013, Credit Suisse employed an algorithm designed to trade ahead of clients’ limit and stop-loss orders. Credit Suisse programmers designed the algorithm to predict the probability that a client’s limit or stop-loss order would be triggered. Credit Suisse programmers and traders had ongoing and significant discussions about how the algorithm could be used to “front run” customer orders. Credit Suisse predicted that this particular algorithm would generate approximately $2 million in profits for the calendar year 2013.

http://www.dfs.ny.gov/about/ea/ea171113.pdf

[Anonymous No.4379883]

>>4379854
uvxy my nigga

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4379909]

>>4379883
>>4379854

Its an efficient strategy. You make a ton of money on the way down.

[Anonymous No.4379913]

I certainly picked the wrong stock... CAPR is not as good as CHFS today. Fucking 500% today.

[Anonymous No.4379914]

>>4379877
>Credit Suisse predicted that this particular algorithm would generate approximately $2 million in profits for the calendar year 2013.

It's literally nothing

[Anonymous No.4379923]

>>4379883
In this thread, we seem to assume that volatility spikes will be paired with a crash in stock prices. I'd love to see a volatility spike associated with a massive and sudden increase in stock prices.

[Anonymous No.4379925]

>>4379877

I've been saying this for a while now. I always suspected they've been taking that data and selling it to wall street. The fact that they are feeding it into their own algos makes it seem even more egregious.

Looks like I'm not crazy afterall

[Anonymous No.4379945]

>>4379923
People panic sell, they don't panic buy. The only way a volatility spike is associated with a "massive and sudden increase in stock prices" is via a short squeeze which is usually isolated to a single stock.

[Anonymous No.4379947]

>>4379883
>>4379909
I'm up 5% on that today, unfortunately not enough to offset my losses. How long you guys holding that?

I've got UVXY and now BZQ.

[Anonymous No.4379968]

>>4379877
>>4379925
Not illegal... Certainly wrong, but not illegal. If you listen to Bloomberg, it's almost like they hate us retail traders.

[Anonymous No.4379978]

>>4379877
that's nothing new, HFT have been front running orders by milliseconds for years why do you think speed is so important to those strategies

[Anonymous No.4379984]

>>4379877
this is probably why my GBR didn't sell this morning at 2.20 im going trough wellsfargo, im sure they have alot of money to throw around.

Theres also been strange times when i try to buy 1 lot with robinhood and i see the ask on my TOS but it doesn't go through..

[Anonymous No.4380000]

>>4379968
Credit Suisse was literally fined hundreds of millions of dollars for this. Its quite illegal.

[Anonymous No.4380019]

>>4380000
Slap on the wrist. No one went to the klink for it.

[Anonymous No.4380023]

>>4380000
Nice digits. I work in a completely different industry, but we have a team of lawyers that sit around and figure out how to be "barely legal" - I imagine it's the same there. They stay within the threshold of the law - barely.

[Anonymous No.4380036]

anon last week who said buy LMFA Wednesday morning, thank you

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4380037]

>>4379947
I would drop the UVXY before Trump opens his mouth from the oral ehem oval office, and boasts how great a deal he just made on behalf of us the American people.

[Anonymous No.4380038]

>>4380019
>make a couple million dollars
>get fined hundreds of millions of dollars

Sounds like the risk outweighs the reward too much for them to try it again at least.

[Anonymous No.4380062]

>>4380037
Hopefully he says fuck Puerto Rico at some point in there so that my MBI short becomes profitable. Hell, just a tweet saying that aid is forthcoming to help rebuild but they're on their own as far as their debt is concerned would be more than enough.

[Anonymous No.4380067]

>>4380038
All they really need to do is not have discussions over email about how its illegal and they can probably get away with it. Its hard to prove if a given short sale is just a normal trade or deliberate front-running.

[Anonymous No.4380068]

>>4380037
I just rebought it this morning, robinhood might bark about day trading? Or no?

[Anonymous No.4380085]

>>4379854

Short selling, put options, and git gud at predicting local minima and maxima. There's also the time tested strategy of sell high, hold cash, wait a while, buy back at major discounts. I made a small fortune doing this in 2008/2009.

[Anonymous No.4380115]

>>4378292
You couldn't be more wrong.

[Anonymous No.4380123]

>>4380085
I made good money scalping companies that were on the brink of bankruptcy. The volatility was amazing for Ford, GM, Reddy Ice, Pilgrim's Pride, etc. Shit would jump up and down 20%-50% every week.

[Anonymous No.4380126]

>>4380085
I was broke and in college in 2008/2009. This is actually the whole reason I'm messing with Robinhood, to try to learn. I just put 2500 in to learn with. I have about 902,000 in cash in the bank now, but I'm afraid to put it in the market - I'm waiting for a repeat of 8/9.

[Anonymous No.4380155]

>>4380126
People have been waiting for a repeat of 08/09 for years now. Zerohedge has new articles every day preaching doom and gloom and talking about how the next crash is imminent. It's definitely coming at some point but it could be a few months from now or 5-10 years from now.

[Anonymous No.4380192]

>>4380155
Yeah, my question is as someone who is this late to the game - if it's even 5 years away, am I better to wait for the big dip?

[Anonymous No.4380208]

>>4380192
>have absolutely no experience
>wait until the market is fucked before dipping your toes in the water
I'm sure you'll be fine :^)

[Anonymous No.4380223]

>>4380208
Well that's why I'm trying to learn with a small bit of money first. I'm here right?

[Anonymous No.4380243]

>>4379877
Yes, brokers have been fucking you by selling your orders to HFTs for years now. Nothing new here. I think you will find Interactive Brokers is not doing this and never has. It is a badge of honor for them that they provide direct access to the markets without providing your order data to front runners.

[Anonymous No.4380276]

>>4380192
Nah, if you're really skittish of a market crash then just go in with 20%-30% of your savings so you can make some profits in the interim before the crash. You're probably better off going with general market funds and choosing a few stocks that are in a strong bull run of 1+ years with no signs of slowing down (GOOGL, AMZN, FB, BAC, JPM). Keep your stops fairly tight and move them up as the prices increase.

[Anonymous No.4380279]

>>4380038
>>4380067 is right. Hate to sound like a uncaring psychopath, but from justice's point of view, did a murder really happen if there is no motive or evidence to support such a claim?

You can swap out "a murder" with any other crime. Arson, bank fraud, rape, etc...

[Anonymous No.4380354]

>>4380276
I recently got fucked on a stop. I had BABA at a 178 stop and it just dipped for a millisecond and it sold it, then went right back up. So how tight should I be setting them?

Right now I own:
JPM (bought this way too high, at 101)
UVXY
BZQ
F (in at 12.14)
VOO
AMD (in at 11.94, so not great but I'm not getting killed on it either)
SHOP (bought this way too high, at 104)
PYPL (in this at 71 so doing okay)
BAC (in at 27)

[Anonymous No.4380364]

>>4380276
>>4380354
Oh and I'm probably going to move more and more toward VOO and just bank stocks and see how that goes for me. I'm kinda all over the map now.

[Anonymous No.4380368]

>>4376920
This deserves a (you)

[Anonymous No.4380393]

>>4380126
You do realize deposits are only insured up to 250,000, right?

[Anonymous No.4380396]

>>4379797
sorry for late response coworker interrupted

[Anonymous No.4380407]

>>4380354
>I had BABA at a 178 stop and it just dipped for a millisecond and it sold it
you just got broker'd see
>>4379877

[Anonymous No.4380416]

Anyone got a decent play, all I'm doing is holding bags.

[Anonymous No.4380424]

>>4380393
Yes. They aren't all in the same place, it's a little more complicated than I'm making it. But basically it's all liquid.

>>4380407
I know. :o( No way to really prevent that other than setting my stop losses so low that only catastrophic things would trigger it?

[Anonymous No.4380427]

>see a dip and buy a few shares
>goes up about 2% immediately after
>awwwyiss.jpg
>drops immediately down 4% to just under your buy-in
>fluctuates 1-2 cents at that level for the rest of the day

why does this ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPEN. I'd honestly rather just lose all my money in a crazy drop than to sit just below breaking even for hours on end. SKREEEEEEE

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4380443]

>>4380416

In the season of giving, buy some PSDV and hodl for 2 weeks. Thank me later.

[Anonymous No.4380461]

anybody wanna gamble?

Shit company VTNL looks like its building up some momentum could get some gains here soon

it's a pink sheet so it won't be on robinhood

[Anonymous No.4380473]

>>4380416
GE

buy and wait 2 years

[Anonymous No.4380479]

>>4380393
In his case, wouldn't the bank be on the hook? If you deposit a million buckaroos into a savings account, you have a million in a savings account. It's your money. Putting money into a bank account shouldn't incur risk.

[Anonymous No.4380530]

>>4380416
ATVI when it dips and then hold

[Anonymous No.4380545]

>>4380427
So here's what you learn:
What you thought was a dip was not a completed dip. In the future, wait until later to buy.

[Anonymous No.4380583]

>>4380473
>Buy and wait 2 years

Nigga I'm done holding bags.

>>4380530
How low of a dip?

[Anonymous No.4380614]

>>4380583
Around $60 - 61 is fine, it grows consistently long term

[Anonymous No.4380615]

>>4379173
>Pandora at 5
boom, profits taken

[Anonymous No.4380621]

>>4380443
elaborate senpai

[Anonymous No.4380634]

>>4380614
and it goes to 64 - 65 short term

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4380700]

>>4380621

Buy this stock while it's cheap and sell it in two weeks for more than you paid for it.

[Anonymous No.4380704]

GBR round 2 about to start

[Anonymous No.4380717]

>>4380354
UVXY isn't a long term hold, it experiences significant price erosion over time and should only be held short term for swing trades, try to get in and out in under a week if you're even going to mess with it.

BAC and JPM should go back up for you eventually, you learned a lesson there about the importance of waiting for a pullback before you buy in.

Look at Ford's 5yr chart, they've been in a downtrend for about 4 years now. They're doing a good job this year with beating earnings estimates but it's just not making the stock pop very much. They're doing better than the other US auto manufacturers so if I was going to hold one auto stock then F would be my pick.

AMD could go back to $13+ or drop below $10 when 4Q earnings come out, who knows what'll happen. I'd expect it to go on a little bit of a run 2-3 weeks prior to earnings are due at least.

BZQ is an inverse leveraged ETF, it'll experience price erosion similar to UVXY and is meant more for a swing / day trade vessel than an investment.

SHOP looks like it's gonna trade in a channel between $95 and $100 for a while, cut your losses if it gets too close to $90.

PYPL is a good candidate for a long term hold, beautiful 1yr chart showing strong growth. Their revenue and earnings have increased every year for the past 3 years.

[Anonymous No.4380718]

LEDS back on fire.

I sold at 6. At least I didn’t lose money.

[Anonymous No.4380729]

>>4380700
i mean why do you think it's going to go up?

also nice dubs

[Anonymous No.4380730]

>>4380479
What happens when the bank fails?

[Anonymous No.4380764]

>>4380730
FDIC kicks in to insure deposits up to $250k per account.

[Anonymous No.4380797]

>>4380396

lmfao

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.4380802]

>>4380729

Durasert™ Three-year for Posterior Uveitis
The three-year Durasert insert has the potential to be the first product approved to help prevent recurrence of this devastating condition for up to three years with a single intravitreal injection administered in an office-based setting. pSivida expects to file an NDA with the FDA during fourth quarter of 2017. pSivida has out-licensed the rights for the new uveitis indication for Europe, Middle East and Africa (EMEA) to Alimera Sciences as part of a broader amendment to its current licensing and collaboration agreement for Iluvien in Diabetic Macular Edema (DME).

[Anonymous No.4380832]

>>4380396
great, thanks

[Anonymous No.4380834]

>>4380764
Exactly. You lose anything you had deposited in excess of $250K. And, banks do occasionally fail.

[Anonymous No.4380841]

>>4375618
NEW THREAD
>>4375618
NEW THREAD
>>4375618
NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.4380855]

>>4380841
woah

[Anonymous No.4380860]

>>4380841
time is a flat circle

[Anonymous No.4380875]

>>4380841
Well done, lad, well done...

[Anonymous No.4380876]

>>4380802
Doing some rough calculations of epidemiology rates and prevalence of anterior vs posterior uveitis it looks like less than 20k people in the US are afflicted with the disorder. That's not a very big market unless they're charging like $10k per injection or something.

[Anonymous No.4380884]

>>4380841

you had one job

[Anonymous No.4380890]

>>4380796
IM A FUCKING MORON

>>4380796
IM A FUCKING MORON

>>4380796
IM A FUCKING MORON

>>4380796
IM A FUCKING MORON

[Anonymous No.4380892]

>>4380841
>New thread
>It’s the old thread

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.4380897]

>>4380860
I thought it was a cube.

[Anonymous No.4380922]

>>4380897
>>4380860
It's obviously a wave

[Anonymous No.4381021]

>>4380890
>IM A FUCKING MORON
we can tell

[Anonymous No.4381178]

>>4380717
Thanks

>UVXY isn't a long term hold, it experiences significant price erosion over time and should only be held short term for swing trades, try to get in and out in under a week if you're even going to mess with it.
Thank you, yeah I've just been keeping that for short stints. I got lucky with the market doing poorly this week. But I guess really it was just offsetting my other stocks which basically represent the market. So, by holding both I'm kinda betting against myself? Like owning UVXY and VOO at the same time is kinda mixed signals, right?

>BAC and JPM should go back up for you eventually, you learned a lesson there about the importance of waiting for a pullback before you buy in.
Thanks, yeah. Only been doing this a month so valuable lesson there. Wait for weeks like this to actually buy stuff.

>AMD could go back to $13+ or drop below $10 when 4Q earnings come out, who knows what'll happen. I'd expect it to go on a little bit of a run 2-3 weeks prior to earnings are due at least.
Yeah was thinking of dumping that before earnings, hoping people push it up a bit.

>BZQ is an inverse leveraged ETF, it'll experience price erosion similar to UVXY and is meant more for a swing / day trade vessel than an investment.
Yeah, going to watch that tomorrow. If the Brazilian market is down, I'm going to keep it. Otherwise, I'll sell it first thing AM.

>SHOP looks like it's gonna trade in a channel between $95 and $100 for a while, cut your losses if it gets too close to $90.
Thanks, yeah, bad buy. My lesson there is I bought it because I like the product. Basically my first stock.

>PYPL is a good candidate for a long term hold, beautiful 1yr chart showing strong growth. Their revenue and earnings have increased every year for the past 3 years.
Awesome. This was another "bought it because I liked it" stupidity that maybe will work out well. I've had a PayPal account since like 94.

[Anonymous No.4381379]

>>4381178
2004*