/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.437004]

i know everyone talks shit about jews, but how do i save, use money, and invest like a jew ?

are there any good books or sites explaining how to be like jews?

i feel like i'm living so wastefully

[Anonymous No.437037]

You find out what skills you have. You see how they can be translated into a high paying job. You work to get that job and you learn to love working. You get the job and love it because it is work.

You cut the excess out of your life because you find joy in being successful at work and having money from that. You have some nice things but you don't live in excess.

The reason you don't have wealth now is because you probably waste money and don't work hard enough. If you work hard and save your money you will find yourself a wealthy man.

It has nothing to do with being jewish. It just happens that people of jewish faith are often showed how to love working. It is part of the bible. People say jewish are lazy and manipulative but this is not true. They are hard working. Because they love their work they win. Because they win so much people try to bring them down.

If you keep on losing because you don't work, you will probably start finding yourself blaming jewish people for your failures.

That's sad.

[Anonymous No.437039]

>>437037

Oh god I sound like a shill.

[Anonymous No.437044]

[Anonymous No.437052]

Get a quality education in finance from at least a state university (or more prestigious university). Community college and online college is bullshit

[Anonymous No.437729]

jewish people have an excellent spidey sense but its more like a youre getting fucked over sense

[Anonymous No.437731]

I just wanted to post this pic somewhere...

[Anonymous No.437745]

>>437039

I give good advice.

[Anonymous No.437870]

>>437037
This guy knows what's up.

OP, the first thing to do is write out a monthly budget. Once you write it down you'll find things like you spend a ton on restaurants, bars, crap that gets automatically billed every month, etc. Then it's time to triage and make your money get the most bang for the buck.

[Anonymous No.437871]

>>437870

Ayy

[Anonymous No.437873]

dave motherfucking ramesey

get up on dat financial peace university nigga

[Anonymous No.437878]

>>437873

[Anonymous No.437884]

>>437004
First cut off your foreskin. Then wear a fur hat and grow those hair curls. Show up to your local federal reserve meetings and say that you're there to remember the six gorillion. After a few months of attending their meetings they may spill the beans about the location of their moon base. Steal one of their escape pods. Once at the ZOG moon base, go to the third pillar, chapter of the sheckelmasters. The password is "oy vey". You now will have the secrets of Jewish investing revealed to you.

[Anonymous No.437913]

Jews inherently don't have a great financial sense.

Its a cultural thing. Its considered good to be conservative with finances in the Jewish circle.

Open an account with an online broker and invest money into solid blue chip companies. On average this will yield 10% a year. Save 40% of your paycheck and the rest can be put into your bills while the rest is discretionary spending. Remember, save before you spend not spend and allocate the rest to savings.

[Anonymous No.437918]

>>437913
Keep in mind 40% is a huge sum. Most financial experts recommend at least 15%

[Anonymous No.437927]

>>437004
Richest man in babylon, makes you feel like a jew.

Idk though so far nothing ground breaking just some motivation to one day own a herd of 900 sheep.

[Anonymous No.437932]

this board teaches me how to save money like white people and I love it

[Anonymous No.437983]

>>437913

Ignore the "blue chip companies" aspect.

But yes no jewish man will respect you for wasting your money. You should not respect yourself if you waste your money.

[Anonymous No.438169]

>>437004

Make up a story to get stupid plebs to feel sorry for you and give you truck loads of free money.