JSON Parser

[Anonymous No.4347751]

You fucking fucks convinced me to invest my life savings into a JSON parser.

Fuck ALL of you!

[Anonymous No.4347784]

[Anonymous No.4347794]

>>4347751
A Jaysun parser?

[Anonymous No.4347799]

>it solves the oracle problem

[Anonymous No.4347821]

>>4347794
https://youtu.be/cp3LFwFdPf8

[Anonymous No.4347872]

/g/ here, can I get a quick rundown on what this spicy meme is about?

[Anonymous No.4347897]

>>4347872
Someone made a $60mil decentralized JSON parser to send the data to the blockchain. Don't talk about the original API still being a central point of failure or the shills will show up.

[Anonymous No.4347916]

I can't wait until I get to valet my lambo with you while you are still wagecucking in 2020.

[Anonymous No.4347979]

>>4347751
Jason and the Parsgonauts.

[Anonymous No.4347984]

>>4347897
Eh I mean I agree with link being overvalued but the original API isn't a "central" point of failure in that it's unique to each data source, nothing can compromise the oracle as a whole which is still a decent step. Still not worth 60 mil but it's also still a good idea.

[Anonymous No.4348132]

>>4347751

[Anonymous No.4348212]

>>4347751
>year is 2050
>trump is still pres
>json nazarov is most popular boys name
>selling link is illegal, the 28th amendment
>swift's 'sergoid' AI system detects barack's 3.5 LINK retirement fund is running dry
>sergoid AI uses oracle to change barack's smart contract from 'retired' to 'toilet cleaner'
>now barack is forced to linkslave 24/7, for 0.0001 LINK per flush
>barack thinks back to this tweet, suicidal, panic sells his last LINK
>barack is now down to 0 LINK
>forcefully relocated to india to live as nolinker monk
>hangs himself with the cord of his call centre phone

[Anonymous No.4348313]

>>4347751
Please tell me this is a joke.