/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.4347120]

Underwater welding. 300k a year starting, no education or experience required

Why doesnt everyone just do this?

[Anonymous No.4347141]

>>4347120
v danger

[Anonymous No.4347144]

> 300k a year starting

Because you're a lying cocksucker, OP.

[Anonymous No.4347147]

>everyone should go to college!
>get a prestigious white collar job!
>you're too smart for the trades!

[Anonymous No.4347153]

what coin is this?

[Anonymous No.4347169]

what coin are we shlling? omg

[Anonymous No.4347171]

>>4347120
I actually got my scuba certification at age 16 just for this.
Developed juvenile diabetes at 17 and nobody wants to hire me.

I just hull scrub now :...(

[Anonymous No.4347179]

looks baller as fuck

[Anonymous No.4347200]

>>4347144
big whoop. what am I off by? anything over 100k is amazing

[Anonymous No.4347202]

>>4347120
anon the there is a 15% chance of you dying in this job its extremely dangerous and destroys your sight,lungs and cause gastrocprophoina

[Anonymous No.4347218]

>>4347120
you definitely need experience and education

the school to dive and weld is in texas florida alabama lousiana north carolina and they all cost atleast 20k for 8 weeks of training and certification.

source: welder on dry land for 12 years and licensed PADI rescue diver. always wanted to do this career but found out theres cooler easier ways to make money.

[Anonymous No.4347223]

>>4347120
Yea i am a young welder and ive been thinking about doing this. Problem is i have no fucking idea how to dive and have shitty lungs. Ill prolly just have to settle for 60k-80k a year in construction of something.

[Anonymous No.4347224]

>>4347120
Prices in.

[Anonymous No.4347241]

>>4347218
Doesnt this shit also cut like 10 years off your life? There is a reason why it pays mega bucks

[Anonymous No.4347248]

>>4347171
Forgot pic

I'm basically an underwater janitor now...

[Anonymous No.4347252]

>>4347218

I can't swim, will I make it anon?

[Anonymous No.4347253]

>>4347120
becuase not everyone wants to have to worry about delta P for the rest of their 40 year life

[Anonymous No.4347258]

>>4347120
ive looked into underwater welding seriously. Its a dangerous job that you could seriously die in. and people do die, all the time. and the oil companies cover it up. imo you should just try and get a job as a welder on the pipelines. its dangerous and lonely too, but way less than fucking dying underwater. plus the moneys good after a few years.

[Anonymous No.4347259]

Because it's extremely, extremely dangerous

1 in 600 die every year

[Anonymous No.4347264]

>>4347120
nice just inhaled 100k

[Anonymous No.4347279]

>>4347120
cause its spooky as fuck and they make you work 20+ hour shifts under fucking water.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident

[Anonymous No.4347287]

>>4347223
Dude, my boss is fat and smokes like a train
You can do it.

[Anonymous No.4347292]

>>4347120
what was the ICO price?

[Anonymous No.4347299]

>4347120
Nice just bought 100k

[Anonymous No.4347320]

>>4347223
hey bro 80k a year is a good life. honest life but good.

learn to farm or grow your own food some day

[Anonymous No.4347340]

Nobody here knows about Hull scrubbing????
Even a disabled nub like me can do it, you just have to get a PADI certification

[Anonymous No.4347343]

>>4347259
Seems better odds than most shitcoins

[Anonymous No.4347355]

>>4347147
there are plenty stupid people to do manual work anon

[Anonymous No.4347374]

>>4347340
how much do they make per year?

[Anonymous No.4347375]

wrrrrrrrrrrrr
wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwrrrlllll

"Nice and shiny."

[Anonymous No.4347401]

>>4347259
> 1/600 chance of dying at work
> 1/50 chance of suicide because crypto
nice choices

[Anonymous No.4347403]

>>4347120
Dangerous, high mortality, high possibility of lifelong health issues.

[Anonymous No.4347404]

>>4347355
enjoy your cubic cage and little desk filled with miserable paperwork you cuck

[Anonymous No.4347453]

>>4347404
> tfw all my manual worker friends envy me the fuck of my job
stop projecting anon, pajeets will take your job soon, and if not pajeets, then robots

[Anonymous No.4347454]

It looks and sounds cool, but it isn't.

[Anonymous No.4347467]

>>4347374
I pull 75k after taxes in Commie Washington State.
No degree, no faggots to talk to me while I work and I am a mediocre swimmer at best.
The ONLY problem I have is that the cold water kicks up my metabolism, so my blood sugar crashes sometimes... (Insulin is a powerful drug)
However, I bring squeeze pouches of applesauce with me to slurp on. Drinking applesauce 60ft under a giant boat alone in the deep is my job satisfaction .
(Sometimes I get to see schools of fish and other animals too, but that's the icing on the cake)

[Anonymous No.4347504]

>>4347467
People like you anon make this board great.

[Anonymous No.4347514]

>>4347467
sounds pretty comfy desu

[Anonymous No.4347534]

>>4347467
I like you anon, you're a fun guy
Keep on scrubbin'

[Anonymous No.4347559]

>>4347467
I would do this if I didnt hate water

water touching my skin is so uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.4347565]

>>4347467
This is a comfy post

[Anonymous No.4347585]

>>4347467
lmfao i didnt even know this was a real job. how do you eat the applesauce while wearing the mask?

[Anonymous No.4347606]

>>4347248
You win the /biz/ weirdest job medal

[Anonymous No.4347642]

>>4347467
sounds good :D

[Anonymous No.4347649]

>>4347248
>>>4347171
>Forgot pic
>
>I'm basically an underwater janitor now...


What us your rate of pay? Do they have these jobs in Arizona?

[Anonymous No.4347653]

>>4347606
More like the /biz/ only job medal

[Anonymous No.4347659]

>>4347649
anon... Arizona is landlocked...

[Anonymous No.4347670]

>>4347467
how does one into this job with no prior experience?

[Anonymous No.4347688]

>>4347223
>shitty lungs
Doesn't matter dude, the main thing is whether you have enough brain to not kill yourself by making stupid mistakes.

[Anonymous No.4347695]

>>4347248
Still sounds pretty cool at least anon

[Anonymous No.4347710]

>>4347141
It for sure can be depending on who your working for and where your working. Just be aware that if somebody dies you might be tasked with swimming down to grab their corpse.

[Anonymous No.4347724]

>>4347467
Sounds cool anon!

I did some PADI and based on that, the thing I would get most tired of is having to come up every hour to get a new tank. That pressure cycling all day long must take a toll on the body.

[Anonymous No.4347758]

>>4347279
>Diving_bell_accident
lol anon

>Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter opening created by the jammed interior trunk door by escaping air and violently dismembered, including bisection of the thoracoabdominal cavity which further resulted in expulsion of all internal organs of the chest and abdomen except the trachea and a section of small intestine and of the thoracic spine and projecting them some distance, one section later being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.

[Anonymous No.4347777]

>>4347585
I just take a deep breath, pull the regulator out of my mouth and squeeze in some sauce :)
>>4347670
It sounds lame, but I started off working as a "maintenance diver" at SeaWorld in Texas when I was 19, basically because my dad got a job there as a rollercoaster mechanic and put in a good word for me.
After about 3 years of getting beaten up by dolphins and cuddled by belugas, I left for my current job and I've been at it for 6 years now. Best job I ever had but the people were absolutely shit.

[Anonymous No.4347778]

>>4347659
top kek

[Anonymous No.4347801]

>>4347777
Nice lucky 7s

[Anonymous No.4347802]

>>4347264
lol

[Anonymous No.4347807]

>>4347758
Tl;Dr: pressure differences in the diving bell and receiving chamber ripped the divers inside apart and their guts exploded out of their assholes.

[Anonymous No.4347817]

>>4347724
You get used to changing tanks.
When I first started, I would breathe pretty heavy because of the weight of the scubber and would burn through tanks every 30 minutes...
I got used to it and a little break every hour or so isn't a bad idea when you're doing physical labor

[Anonymous No.4347858]

>>4347777

nice digits.

tell asshole dolphin stories

[Anonymous No.4347865]

>>4347817
How deep do you go? Do you resurface for every tank or you have a stash down at your depth?

[Anonymous No.4347883]

>>4347264
I fucking kekd

[Anonymous No.4347894]

>>4347777
Yeah but surely you had experience then no? Or did they train you from nothing?

[Anonymous No.4347910]

>>4347894
>>4347777
I ask because my dad is a trained padi diving instructor or w.e. the fuck, so he could teach me, but how to into with no experience? I'm not in the Us either though

[Anonymous No.4347926]

>>4347777
>beaten up by dolphins
lol I know what you really mean, anon... :DDDD

https://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/columns/straight-dope/article/13045860/can-dolphins-rape-humans-when-animals-attack-sexually

[Anonymous No.4347942]

>>4347120
priced in

[Anonymous No.4348053]

>>4347858
Haha alright

>be me, first week of job at SeaWorld
>its Friday, so time to scrub algae out of the veterinary tanks
>"this'll be an easy job anon, its only 25 feet deep!"
>dolphins in the tank I'm assigned to
>go down, sucked at holding the rotor brush, so burned through air supply in 30 mins
>come up to the surface
>"hey, I'm out of air! Can I get a new one?"
>annoying lazy coworker tells me to get it myself
>I begin swimming across the top of the tank to the golf cart with reserve air
>"anon! No! Don't! "
>all the people above water start waving hands like crazy with panic looks"
>I am confused at this reaction as I am suddenly yanked underwater
>dolphin has grabbed me by BC vest and drags me to the bottom
>I have no air in my lungs or my tank
>heart begins beating 9000x as two more dolphins swim up and start "talking" to Kidnapper Dolphin
>I begin saying my prayers and play dead
>they all pick a limb and gently bit down and pull me to the wall of the tank
>I have gone limp from fear but suspect the dolphins can hear my heart thumps
>dolphins let go, begin poking me with noses
>after about 30 seconds of this, they get bored and swim off
>I shoot up to the surface and vault over the side of the tank
>"anon, maybe we should have told you, swimming across the surface is asking to get fucked with"
>I get back in and finish the job, eat 3 subway sandwiches after work to remove the shock

That was my first Close Encounter with those smily bastards, definitely not the worst one

[Anonymous No.4348063]

>>4347120
because sharks

[Anonymous No.4348092]

>>4347807
nasty

[Anonymous No.4348101]

>>4348053
>I get back in and finish the job
badass tough guy

[Anonymous No.4348119]

>>4347120
I design and manufacture welding equipment at one of the larger companies.. And I make about half that.

[Anonymous No.4348186]

>>4347467
this is the coolest post i've seen here in a while

[Anonymous No.4348211]

>>4347171
>Developed juvenile diabetes at 17 and nobody wants to hire me.
How do they know?

[Anonymous No.4348218]

>>4348053
Why didnt you pull a knife and gut one of them?

[Anonymous No.4348257]

>>4347120
>>Live in Batlimore
Our harbor is full of filth and the water has about 2" of viability. Being in that water WILL kill you because of all the shit in it.....literally shit...

[Anonymous No.4348265]

>>4347777
I fucking love seaworld. did he make atlantis? the rollercoaster/logwide?

[Anonymous No.4348276]

>>4347120
Me being an underwater welder? Pfft. Don't hold your breath.

*takes a bow*

[Anonymous No.4348282]

>>4347777
>cuddled by belugas

Comfy as fuck anon

[Anonymous No.4348328]

>>4348053

worst one, worst one! let's hear it

[Anonymous No.4348352]

>Go to uni
>study physics, get math skills only bested by actual autistic mathematicians and solid programming skills as part of the deal
>graduate uni with the skills necessary to find work in any field of engineering, science, IT/software development, finance/banking, consulting, entrepreneurship and even law (patent law, copyright etc.) which can all lead to management/supervisor work

why isn't everyone studying physics srs
oh that's right because it's actually hard

[Anonymous No.4348386]

>>4348211
Health exams are part of the hiring process for a lot of risky jobs out there.
I actually had to sue for the right to have a drivers license... Apparently some people are so shit at disease management that they cost businesses buku bucks in lawsuits and liabilities.
I also got rejected from the Marines because of this stupid disease. I can't comprehend how all you illness-free people cry about smol peanuts like virginity and tendies when there's so much more that could be worse about life...
>>4348218
Literally everyone on the dive team wanted to.
But these animals are worth more than you or I. They get fed sushi-grade fish shipped in every day and live in chilly waters, despite it being 100°f Texas

>>4348265
I started working right around the time the Atlantis ride came out lmao I never rode it even though I got free tickets >>4348101
It was mostly to get away from the coworkers, I've not finished plenty of jobs when the dolphins get violent

[Anonymous No.4348405]

>>4347467
keep on scrubbin' , anon

[Anonymous No.4348421]

>>4348352
Yep. What even is the point of studying engineering when physics exists...

[Anonymous No.4348437]

>>4348053
more stories anon plz

[Anonymous No.4348456]

>>4347649
karim?

[Anonymous No.4348464]

>>4348421
>actually building things
>not just pondering about trajectory

[Anonymous No.4348474]

>this thread in the ocean of altcoin scamming shills

we don't deserve it lads

[Anonymous No.4348495]

>>4347467
Check with a doctor to see if you have reactive hypoglycemia.
It's this weird genetic thing that makes your bodies blood sugar drop faster than normal. It's most noticable after eating a bunch of whole wheat bread or drinking alcohol.

[Anonymous No.4348499]

>>4348053
LOL more seaworld stories pls

[Anonymous No.4348510]

>>4348257

did a couple years of sailing camp in inner harbor when young teen. would regularly see dead dogs floating around, especially after a storm flushed out the sewers.

surprisingly never saw a human body though.

[Anonymous No.4348512]

>>4348464

>engineering
>actually building things

Not quite. physics are your guys who figure out why something will work, there are people who build it according to specifications, and the engineers are just where the rubber meets the road

[Anonymous No.4348565]

wtf this job sounds very interesting and fun, what other unusual jobs are there that the world can offer?

I'm really so bored and frustrated that every job feels so fucking lame, I have the motivation, but I'd need it to be something like this here.

Tell me about unordinary jobs plzz I need something fun.

[Anonymous No.4348584]

This is why OP. Seriously. Welding under water creates Delta P scenarios. Multiple cases off people being crushed through holes the size of your fist because the pressure of the ocean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMHwri8TtNE

[Anonymous No.4348604]

>>4348328
Alright

>be me, middle shift of the day hot as fuck outside (it's Texas)
>time to scrub the dolphin petting tank
>didn't get the memo that several females were pregnant, the "0" shaped pool is a swirling tornado of dolphins acting weird
>coworker hasn't dived all day because he has a cut on his finger and owie salt water
>other coworker ate a big like lunch
>"it's up to you and Dan, Anon" (diver Dan was the only cool guy at my job, pretty sure he was a /b/tard)
>get in, hug the walls on the way down so as to not get swirled away by the dolphins
>get to the bottom of the tank, kick on the scubber and get to workin
>*SMACK*
>this has happened before, dolphins sometimes tail slap you
>ignore it, keep scrubbing, look across the clouds of dolphins to see a huge swirling dolphin vortext surrounding Dan
>suddenly I see stars and my perspective changes to me looking at the floor
>grab the top of my head and scream underwear
>another SMACK, this time on my hand on top of my head,middle finger is broken
>ohfuck.exe
>look over just in time to see two dolpins one behind the other swoop in and smack Dan on top of his noggin with their chins
>Dan drops the scrubber, it begins spinning around by itself and coiling up the hydro line
>I get a jab in the back of my ribs, just under the armpit where my BC vest doesn't cover
>kill the power to my scrubber and hug the floor as I swim over to check on Dan
>he wakes up before I make it to him and signals me to get out
>fucking dolphins pushed us out on the way up

Broken finger and a few lumps on the head, but I have been afraid of pregnant women since

[Anonymous No.4348606]

>>4348584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

[Anonymous No.4348636]

>>4348495
I do have this, I actually don't drink alcohol or eat things with creatine or chromium because of this.

>FYI you can basically manage type 2 diabetes with cinnamon and bodybuilding supps

[Anonymous No.4348637]

>>4348510
they try to pull those out whenever they float

[Anonymous No.4348654]

>>4348584
Damn, never knew that. Thanks for saving my life for trying this. srs

[Anonymous No.4348671]

>>4348604

This board doesn't deserve you, anon.

[Anonymous No.4348723]

>>4348654
No problem.

[Anonymous No.4348744]

>>4347910
Depends on how aggressive you are on seeking the job
For my current job, I had to do a free-diving test along with a bunch of fitness exams..
For the SeaWorld job, I competed with a couple of other people for the position and the qualifiers were just being able to freedive recover a 20lb weight from 25ft and swim 3 miles. Easy stuff, all the other normies failed and one guy puked when he tried to get the brick.
I would start by hitting up your local docks or lakes for diving related jobs. Just filling up air tanks or washing boats is how I see some younger people getting in

[Anonymous No.4348757]

>>4348606
damn.. but dont they have security messures for this stuff

[Anonymous No.4348768]

>>4348671
I come here because I love all of you anons, even OP

[Anonymous No.4348771]

>>4348604
This is gold anon. Someone better screencap this shit.

[Anonymous No.4348777]

>>4347467

quality post

[Anonymous No.4348800]

>>4348636
>FYI you can basically manage type 2 diabetes with cinnamon and bodybuilding supps
Oh do go on! I fight it with glucose tablets, over the counter tablet that raises your blood sugar quickly. Quite nice but lots of citric acid.

[Anonymous No.4348824]

>>4348800
lol I used to buy those, but switched to apple sauce and honey.
Always keep a bottle of honey on me for emergencies

[Anonymous No.4348838]

>>4348824
u ever see sharks or some crazy shit while on jobs in the ocean?

[Anonymous No.4348846]

In order to become an underwater welder/worker here you have to be an experienced diver (as in 100+ dives with full gear) before you can even think about taking the expensive (20k+) course. Besides that you actually need to be a welder or have learned an related trade.

Working below a certain depth, especially all kinds of offshore, closed bell diving (which, coincidentally is very well paying) is fucking hard on the body - you will damage yourself in one way or another.

Look into septic tank/digestion tank/sewage treatment plant diver. Less taxing and comparatively easy to get into (pic related)

[Anonymous No.4348848]

>>4348584
>>4348606
Holy fuck, so basically you are always 1 mistake from certain death.

It's like those guys who do high rise construction without any safety gear.

[Anonymous No.4348913]

Underwater cleaner ? How do I start this op

[Anonymous No.4348943]

>>4348838
I've seen only one shark in all the time I spent in the ocean and it wasn't even that big desu
Mostly just stare at the boat hull lol
Probably the most common thing I witness is shiny schools of fish, but only because its kinda murky at the docks
>>4347865
85ft is the deepest I've gone and on average I'm between 1-30 ft
I have asked before to carry spare air, but because a lot of the divers are asking (all 5 of us lol) we're getting dual tanks in January
Changing a tank underwater is a little risky without a RAS (tiny spare air container they make us hodl, basically good for one large breath of air)

[Anonymous No.4348945]

>>4347320
LOL im already a huge farmer. Parents have 65 acres and ive been doing permaculture shit for a couple years now. check out silvopasture and agroforestry. more money will be made with silvopasture over the next 20 years than BTC.

[Anonymous No.4348980]

>>4347287
thanks for the support man!

>>4347688
Okay thanks guys. Ill have to quit being dorky cold turkey then thanks for the head up.

[Anonymous No.4348983]

>>4348824
>bringing honey everywhere you go.
Sounds like a sticky situation anon.

[Anonymous No.4349002]

>>4348846
Dude, part of the job at SeaWorld was sump diving for the water park.
Literally CLOUDS of dead human skin, fucking band aids and tampons everywhere, discarded park food...

Sewer diving is easy, but holy shit several showers later and you still don't wanna touch your loved ones

[Anonymous No.4349016]

If you want to live a normal life with no long term health problems you can only be an underwater welder for 5 years max. That is if you don’t die in a workplace accident.

[Anonymous No.4349025]

Because many people who work this job die... it's extremely dangerous.

[Anonymous No.4349034]

>>4348604
do you have any more stories dolphinbrah?

[Anonymous No.4349039]

>>4347120
>assuming you're qualified or capable

[Anonymous No.4349053]

>>4348983
You're sweet <3

I'm going to be dropping out of the thread guys, gotta eat an early dinner.
Thank you so much for all of the (You)s and kind words!!!

[Anonymous No.4349063]

Apparently another industry for divers is shellfish farming. Like sea urchins and that kind of shit.

The problem can be that a lot of these shellfish love to live in high current zones, so people still die even though it's open water diving..

[Anonymous No.4349159]

this thread is 9/10

[Anonymous No.4349169]

>>4349063
Couldn't artificial currents be created?

[Anonymous No.4349287]

>>4347606
I inherited 20 million dollars in real estate and sit in my house trading crypto all day, then party and fuck hookers at night. What award do I win?

[Anonymous No.4349299]

>>4349287
What gets you out of bed anon? That sounds miserable

[Anonymous No.4349374]

>>4349299
>money doesn't buy you happiness

No, but it buys you peace of mind and allows you to easily find you happiness.

I have hobbies, I started my own business that I work at for my own pleasure, etc.

Money is amazing, honestly. That's why everyone wants it and people are willing to do horrible things to get it. "Money doesn't buy you happiness" and similar ideas were disseminated into the lower classes to keep them from revolting.

I broke up with a girlfriend last year and felt broken inside. I fucked 10/10 escorts for 3 weeks straight and by the end I had forgotten she existed and moved on with my life. My ex has been begging to get back with me, because she realize what a colossal fuck up she made leaving me (and my net worth)

[Anonymous No.4349408]

You want to make real money? Take a doubledegree in law and chemistry, enjoy working with chemical patents for corporations and making a fucking killing.

[Anonymous No.4349419]

>>4349374
hooking up with a bunch of women just makes you feel empty and eventually you feel disgusted by in

[Anonymous No.4349484]

>>4347467
So comfy, where do I apply, I'm an accountant but it's shit boring

[Anonymous No.4349494]

>>4349419
Word. I had the best wifey ever, she would do EVERYTHING & ANYTHING for me. She loved me very much, so so much. I know there's not a soul on Earth that could possibly love me as much as she did. I fucked up though, I got arrested with 30lbs. of weed and I spiraled into alcoholism because of it and I started mentally abusing her. One day when I was drunk I threw my phone at her and that was that. I've fucked plenty of girls hotter than her since, but its not the same. When you find a good girl keep her fellas, if I don't make it in crypto I'm taking a shotgun to the dome there's nothing left for me in this world

[Anonymous No.4349528]

>>4349419

Aye, pumed&dumped much of em and now I have a thing with one, who seems to care about me very much and I haven't gotten that much love from anyone.

I have been a fucked up wreck inside for so long and now this really frightens me to my bones

[Anonymous No.4349538]

>>4349494
Right on dude. No matter what is going on externally, if your mental state is fucked you are living in hell.

Go see a therapist though, get out of hell.

[Anonymous No.4349546]

>>4349494
I know.. I havent had sex in years since my fiance left me (she had big schizo psychotic break and now hates me and everyone else)
zoloft helps, but yeah after hooking up with other women I just feel depressed afterwords, Im only happy alone now

[Anonymous No.4349579]

>>4349538
Does therapy actually help? I just don't want to get hopped up on meds. It's been 3 years and I still think about her constantly haha I want it to stop

[Anonymous No.4349585]

>>4349419
The women you hook up with, probably. High end escorts are prettier than the best strippers. They are women you probably never even see in your day to day life. I really recommend seeing one if you can afford it, even once.

>>4349494
>>4349528
lol. lying to yourself feels good, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.4349597]

>>4347120
Listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fKQxNUW-w&t=3533s

[Anonymous No.4349602]

>>4349579
the only thing that helped me was zoloft + a little bit of therapy on the side

the reason is that zoloft prevents you from holding grudges in a way, so you get over bad things immediately

[Anonymous No.4349622]

>>4349546
:(

>>4349585
What you mean?

>>4349602
Aw shit. I really don't want to take meds because then it won't be me, you know?

[Anonymous No.4349623]

>>4349585
no dude I had a free Harem of cuties, it got old in less than a year. but not everyone has the personality of charlie sheen

[Anonymous No.4349659]

>>4349622
thats what I thought but in the end it doesnt matter. I didnt give up my passions and my personality didnt change (except I never feel sad or emotional) . Itrs so worth it, thats why Ive been on it for 4 years now, its a miracle. also I dont give a fuck about women or sex so everyday I can focus on whatever

[Anonymous No.4349666]

>>4349585

It just gets you nowhere and I have just began to understans it.

Trying to work myself more connected inside, because I think I have lost it when growing up for a young man

[Anonymous No.4349701]

>>4349622
oh and haha theres this one thing about zoloft how it effected me:

it stops you from feeling happy or sad, so you are left with Anger, Smugness, and Calmness.

Before zoloft I had a lot of empathy, Now I will gladly go Hunting. I also became obsessed with Hitler and want to purge 90% of the world

[Anonymous No.4349728]

>>4349659
Alright, I'll give it a try. Can you still get horny?

[Anonymous No.4349740]

>>4349701

lol so it makes you a psychopath

[Anonymous No.4349751]

>>4349728
I can but I dont care about sex anyway so I only jack off maybe once every 3 days

a lot of people say it stops their boners though, but im sure you get used to it. You wont care about bullshit emotions like Love

[Anonymous No.4349779]

>>4349701
>>4349751
Oh shit,I already have very low empathy. I like sex though lol. I
Fuck it though no harm in trying

[Anonymous No.4349787]

>>4347467
I love reading about shit like this
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.4349792]

>>4349740
Not a natural one, but yeah I suppose it simulates socipathic tendencies. I also say this because a lot of mass shooters were on Antidepressants like zoloft. I would never go on a mass shooting, but if ever there was civil war I would kill 100s of marxists. LEGALLY, FOR CIVIL WAR ONLY

[Anonymous No.4349815]

>>4349779
different for everyone though, like it didnt work for my firned. Some say it takes 2 weeks to kick in but it worked for me day one

just remeber, I would feel bad about killing a fly, Now I think hunting elephants and big game looks cool

[Anonymous No.4349849]

>>4349701
>I also became obsessed with Hitler and want to purge 90% of the world
MMM good old Zyklon Zoloft.

I swear, next fascist to get into government is going to do some amazing thing with psychotropic meds. The Nazis only had meth and that basically got them all of Europe.

[Anonymous No.4349852]

>>4347153
underrated

[Anonymous No.4349877]

>>4347467
C O M F Y
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[Anonymous No.4349896]

>>4347153
>>4347169

[Anonymous No.4349907]

>>4347120
I could literally make cash by sucking cock or getting my cock sucked by dudes where I live.

[Anonymous No.4349911]

>>4347241
No. It cuts 10 years off your 20 year career.

You can only do it for a little less than 10 years before it becomes a liability to send you down to do welds. Then you transition to welding on land and take an 80% pay cut.

[Anonymous No.4349997]

>>4347467
>rinking applesauce 60ft under a giant boat alone in the deep is my job satisfaction .
>(Sometimes I get to see schools of fish and other animals too, but that's
how do I get a job like this

[Anonymous No.4350089]

>>4347777
you ever see sharks n shit? anything scary happen?

[Anonymous No.4350091]

>>4348800
Oh my god those things are good (assuming we're talking about the chalky ones that are kind of like Tums). I have a niece who has the beetus and I used to bum some of them off my sis all the time.

[Anonymous No.4350144]

>>4349815
Alright I'll keep that in mnd. Sorry for late reply anon I got distracted by real life