$$$$$$$

[aspiring entrepreneur No.433319]

need investors

need 100k to start
return is 500% in 5 years
yes, 400% profit.

who's willing to make some bank?

my plan is fool proof. spent the past 12 months doing all the research on the profitability of my business idea.

it is sound. guaranteed, even. just need the seed to make this plant grow exponentially.

[Anonymous No.433323]

ill bite. approximately whats the idea?

[Anonymous No.433324]

seems legit. thanks for all the info OP. where can i sign up?

[aspiring entrepreneur No.433332]

>>433323
farming and harvesting for a niche group

[Anonymous No.433335]

drugs or legal?
or internet farming....

[aspiring entrepreneur No.433340]

totally legal
basically, need the $ to rent the facility and procure the animals, pay the workers
first year all earnings reinvest into the marketing
2nd year more demand and not enough supply creates elitism for brand - wow product, much desire, such cool
3rd year expansion
4th year collecting profits
5th year big return
6th and beyond, all mine

[aspiring entrepreneur No.433342]

i guess i can get a bit more specific:

a certain animal produces a certain substance

a certain group of people pay very high dollar for such substance

[Anonymous No.433344]

>>433342
Is said substance semen? Are said animals horses?

/r/sexwithhorses is a thing

[Anonymous No.433346]

>>433342
farming hallucinogens from frogs?

or rare snake venom.

Both are solid ideas.

[Anonymous No.433347]

>>433342
fox urine?
cat piss? are we cheesing?
frog licking?

no wait...by animals you mean...humans...
adrenochrome????

[aspiring entrepreneur No.433349]

>>433344
actually no. but that is very profitable too
but only if you have a champ stud
these animals are smaller

>>433346
none of those

[aspiring entrepreneur No.433351]

>>433347
you're funny, why aren't you on /b/?

[Anonymous No.433353]

>>433351
who says I'm not surfing both?

[Anonymous No.433354]

>>433349

>wants us to give him 100k
>won't tell us what the plan is, just vague references to animals/farming
>promises 500% return

yeah, nah

[Anonymous No.433356]

>>433354
don't forget
>> creates elitism for brand - wow product, much desire, such cool

[aspiring entrepreneur No.433358]

>>433354
these comments prove that the idea is viable

just a diff animal/substance (not drugs of any sort)

like i said, i've done the research and calculations.

whoever does have the money, will get the full details.

i'm not a total dweeb, i know not to give away the secret ingredient to those who may have the start up $, cuz they'll just start it up without me. fuck that.

[Anonymous No.433361]

>>433358

>I've done the research and calculations
>just give me the money first then i'll tell you

yeah, nah

[Anonymous No.433362]

>[e-mail]

you're 16, go to bed

[Anonymous No.433363]

>>433358
so why did you make this thread?

[Anonymous No.433365]

>>433319

This sounds like a brilliant idea, and I'm willing to back it, but I'm afraid all of my wealth is locked up in time deposits and illiquid instruments. If you will forward me a nominal amount to cover the withdrawal fees and penalties- say $500- then I will be more than happy to fund your startup in full in enhance for 75% of the equity.

[aspiring entrepreneur No.433375]

>>433362
98 was the year i graduated

retail price yields 80-120k/year per animal
labor, packaging, shipping eats 30% of that

can reasonably handle 20-30 animals at start

>>433365
is this /b/iz?

[Anonymous No.433378]

>>433375
>>is this /biz/?

his proposition sounds just as legitimate as your pitch

[Anonymous No.433380]

>>433375
Are the animals computers and you're mining buttcoins?

Bees and you're making honey, except the bees can only get pollen from poppies and the honey is infused with opium. Drug Honey.

[Anonymous No.433381]

>>433375
Write a business plan and get a loan if you're serious, you stupid fuck. This is a board for mining buttcoins and shilling for ad clicks.

[Anonymous No.433387]

>>433375
Well, what animal is it? Can you at least share that? I may not have 100k to invest, but it may be worthwhile if we invest a bit of money. I don't think /biz/ is anything to be worried about stealing your idea though, it's generally fat neckbeards. If they actually made money, they wouldn't be here...

[Anonymous No.433399]

>>433319
>need 100k to start
>my plan is fool proof
Venture capitalists are laughing as we speak. If you're serious about this 'idea' you'll crowd fund it on Indiegogo, take all the money for yourself and keep the profit. That is all good sir, honestly though good luck if serious.

[Anonymous No.433422]

>>433319
what animal...

[Anonymous No.433425]

So, you honestly think someone with 100k is the type of person to invest it in you because you just simply tell them it will turn into 500k? You can't honestly think that. I think everyone has been trolled

[Anonymous No.433453]

>>433319
He's starting a goat sex farm in Iraq I think

[Anonymous No.433530]

>>433358
>who may have the start up $, cuz they'll just start it up without me. fuck that.
of what value do you provide

[Anonymous No.433533]

>>433530
I think OP would be the brainchild and act as the full liability partner while the investor is the limited liability investor.

[Anonymous No.434248]

>>433340
You're a fucking idiot. The government bureaucracy will bleed you dry before you even go to market. And I'm not just talking about the FDA and EPA.

[Anonymous No.434250]

how about you get your loan from the bank to your fool poof 500% return investment, im sure they are interested in such a good return.

[Anonymous No.434258]

>>433319
Damn, a Ponzi scheme offering a 12% annual return will not have doubled within 5 years. I am calling bullshit right here right now, buddy.

[Anonymous No.434273]

>>433319
It's dog shit isn't it?

[Anonymous No.434294]

>>434273
bingo, he's farming dog shit and trying to feed /biz/ with it but he will quickly realize that there is no market for that here