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Anonymous Sun Jul 27 17:44:53 2014 No.424761 [DELETED]

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Hey guys, i just finished watching a wolf on wallstreet and i'd like to ask you guys, how can i get started with stocks?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 27 17:49:05 2014 No.424765 File: 13 KB, 483x365, 1405292566404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>424761

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 27 17:51:14 2014 No.424767 >>424761 Buy a few books and come back here once you figure out you have neither the information or the luck to make anything acceptably profitable by shorting stocks

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 27 18:33:23 2014 No.424822 Investopedia you fucking cock

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 27 18:36:57 2014 No.424823 File: 33 KB, 300x300, 3165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 27 18:37:07 2014 No.424824 >>424767 What are the "must read" books on making money?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 27 18:50:58 2014 No.424836 >>424824 The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 27 18:51:36 2014 No.424838 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 27 18:57:47 2014 No.424842 >>424761 Fuck off, have you not heard of Google?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 27 19:14:16 2014 No.424851 Hey guys I just saw the movie schindlers list and id like to ask you guys, how can i get the holocaust going again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 27 19:26:41 2014 No.424863 File: 2.20 MB, 350x300, m6mxTvs.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >watch a movie about a guy scamming retards out of millions of dollars by pawning junk stocks >hey guys how can i get started buying stocks?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 27 20:04:01 2014 No.424897 >>424863 people not realizing Wolf of Wall Street has almost nothing to do with actual Wall Street >mfw

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 27 20:07:26 2014 No.424898 >>424851 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 27 20:15:42 2014 No.424913 Hey guys, I just finished watching the notebook and i'd like to ask you guys, how can I get a bitch to like me

Anonymous Sun Jul 27 20:27:06 2014 No.424918
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Start watching YouTube video tutorials, they can teach you the basics.

Also, here are some other good movies. But they still don't teach you more than you could learn from a YouTube video.

http://www.primewire.ag/watch-2123-Boiler-Room

http://www.primewire.ag/watch-2594-Wall-Street

http://www.primewire.ag/watch-993991-Wall-Street-Money-Never-Sleeps

Anonymous Sun Jul 27 20:32:22 2014 No.424924

>>424913
r9k really has the best relationship advice...

>Move to Germany
>become friends with one of your little sister's friends, after driving them home
>ask her out for ice cream
>one thing leads to another, you meet the parents, I skip a few steps and punch the dad in the face
>girl moves in with you
>dad threatens to kill you
>you send girl back home
>she calls the cops on her dad, says he's abusive
>yep, you're fucking dead now

So basically I guess ask one of your sister's friends out for ice cream.

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