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4245289 No.4245289 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw your ex-gf is now a model
>meanwhile you got fat from stress-eating while trading crypto and stocks

One step closer to the edge, anons

>> No.4245311

beauty is to pass your gains are to stay, you are the long term winner my friend

>> No.4245315
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4245315

Hold tight, and stay the coarse, you only lose if you give up half way.

Do not let your mild clouded grasshopper.

>> No.4245321

there will be other gf opportunities, don't have oneitis and think she is the only one, fucko.

also, why do their bras say "BRA" and where are their tiddies.

>> No.4245330

>>4245311
>>4245315
thanks anons

>>4245321
it stands for brazil

>> No.4245334

You should buy some dumbbells. When you're stressed do curls. Gains all round. Not even kidding.

>> No.4245337

Tfw your ex gave best head you ever had.


Tfw fucking model hookers now with crypto gains

>> No.4245350

>>4245289
go to /fit/ and exercise you fat fuck. you dont belong on /biz/

>> No.4245354

If it makes you feel any better, your ex probably got or will get sexually assaulted by some asshole she'll be working with at some point. Of course she'll never talk about it.

>> No.4245362

It's okay bro my ex-gf was a cheating slut. I still fuck her from time to time though because she's hot and good in bed.

>> No.4245768

>>4245350

> fit

they have nothing to offer apart from endless disinformation and faggotry

>> No.4245887

>>4245289
trust me. Modelling is the most vapid, narcisstic soul sucking industry there is.

>> No.4245906

>>4245289
Don't worry about it as a girl she's got very short lifespan on beauty/fertility. So long as you get yourself back in shape she'll be pining after you once you hit 30s and your banging early 20s girls.

>> No.4245950

>>4245334
Don’t waste your time with dumbbells if you’re a beginner. Do barbell compound lifts 3 times per week and in 1 year you’ll be a person you never knew you could become.

>> No.4245984

>>4245950

I unironically have a home gym so yeah you're right. But OP needs a way to quickly destress without comfort eating. He's not going to go to the gym. He's fat so clearly has zero discipline.

>> No.4246750

Crypto>GF all day every day my man...Legit thinking about dumping my gf for this once in a life time opportunity