/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.4225632]

Be 26. be /fit/.
Have 200k in the bank.

>No gf

What the fuck am I supposed to do?

[Anonymous No.4225645]

kys

[Anonymous No.4225655]

try talking to girls

[Anonymous No.4225657]

you have all that, now grow a personality and be interested in others

[Anonymous No.4225658]

>26
>200K

thx mommy and daddy :)

[Anonymous No.4225662]

You can go back to larping on r9k then kys

[Anonymous No.4225666]

Also, how rich do I have to be to get a qt japanese gf?

>>4225645
No.

[Anonymous No.4225667]

>>4225632
Why is your personality garbage? There's no other explanation assuming everything else you said is true.

[Anonymous No.4225670]

damn larping can be so much fun right OP?

[Anonymous No.4225674]

>200k
lmaoooooooiioiooooooiiiinjueiebdjwkwnwjei

[Anonymous No.4225697]

Maybe you are very feminine and have lots of estrogen.. bitch tits... and women don't want you

[Anonymous No.4225699]

>>4225667
Maybe he's busy with work all the time. Can't get a gf if you don't have time.

[Anonymous No.4225708]

>>4225655
>>4225655
I usually sperg out.

>>4225657
I have no personality other than work, gym and vidya.
What I do to grow my personality?

>>4225658
>mommy and daddy

Or years of good saving/investing habits and long, long hours of work.

>>4225662
>larping on r9k
I am more of a /fit/ and /pol/ guy.

[Anonymous No.4225724]

>>4225666
>learn japanese
>take vacations in japan
>put effort into finding a japanese qt

[Anonymous No.4225733]

First start by not asking these kissless virgins how to get girls, none of them have a clue. Girls are extremely easy to get. They'll pretty much accept any guy, even ugly ones. They all have low self esteem. If they knew you had $200k they'd be all over your dick in a heart beat. For most, even just a place of your own and a wagecuck job is enough to enter their pussy. The hard part is finding one that actually isn't a dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.4225734]

>>4225667
This
>>4225699

I usually work from 9am to 10pm when they ask. Cause I have nothing to do at home might as well work myself to death.

>>4225697
:(

[Anonymous No.4225735]

>>4225632
Tell me more about yourself. Not only to see if you're just a lazy troll but also to see what kind of personality you have.

What are your hobbies?
What kind of work do you do?
What dreams and goals do you have?
Pets? Do you like animals?
What kinds of things get you excited to get out of bed in the morning?
What sort of books do you read?
What movies do you like?

[Anonymous No.4225790]

>>4225708
>>4225708
Wrong. No 26 year old saves 200k unless mommy and daddy seriously helped out.

Taxes
Bills
Rent
Having a life

Kys larper

[Anonymous No.4225803]

>>4225632
Nice bait

Only 200k at 26? Did you miss the btc train?

[Anonymous No.4225812]

>>4225790
I had 200k by age 17. Everyone thought I was lying, and then when they saw the things I was buying, they assumed my parents were spoiling me. It was pretty annoying.

[Anonymous No.4225814]

>>4225790
I'm 22 and my crypto portfolio is worth 200k

[Anonymous No.4225817]

>>4225658
You only need to save 25k per year if you started working at 18. On a 40k salary after taxes, that's completely doable, and that's before compounding interest. I'm willing to bet you spent thousands of dollars, perhaps tens of thousands over the years on vapid shit like clothes, computer parts, eating out... Stop bitching about reasonable numbers.

[Anonymous No.4225827]

>>4225814
>>4225812
Thanks mommy and daddy :)

[Anonymous No.4225836]

>>4225735

>What are your hobbies?
Gym. Vidya...?
Pretty much it.

>What kind of work do you do?
VFX, been doing that for probably 7 years now.

>What dreams and goals do you have?
Own my own company some day, cause fuck this salve life.

>Pets? Do you like animals?
Yeah I like animals but I can't take care of them. Barely take care of myself.

>What kinds of things get you excited to get out of bed in the morning?
Shit. Wow. I can't really think of anything.

>What sort of books do you read?
None, just listen to self help books.

>What movies do you like?
Wolf of Wallstreet. Dark Knight.
But these days I just hate more movies than like them.

[Anonymous No.4225837]

>>4225632
>>No gf
>What the fuck am I supposed to do?

Leave your bitcoin alone and go approach and talk to women??

I know, its hard right? A lot of failure and maybe a little success. Not what you're used to. Go get em dumbass.

[Anonymous No.4225838]

>>4225812
Lemonade stand and penny stocks?

[Anonymous No.4225841]

>>4225827
I stocked shelves for money and ate beans and lentils while investing what I could into ETH

[Anonymous No.4225854]

>>4225817
>saving 25k per year at 18
>what is rent, bills, and taxes

Those 45k+ year jobs at 18 are so plentiful!

[Anonymous No.4225859]

>>4225708

Just say what you want with confidence, as long as your are not ugly it will work, and if it doesn't, who cares, you're rich and a lot of girls are whores.

>/pol/

Wear your MAGA hat out in public. Filters out degenerate whores and shows that you have no fear if you live in a liberal shithole. Also use your /pol/ to talk about interesting things about history and geography. Like how the state of Connecticut used to claim Ohio. Or how Indians shit in the street.

Learn how to make cocktails. Dabble in things enough to talk a bit about them. Indulge in some normie shit enough to talk but not enough to succumb to the brainwashing.

[Anonymous No.4225860]

Zou cannot for the love of gd have 200k saved up at 22 without mommz and daddz providing chicken tendies :) you have no gf with 200k? well that means that you are such a shit person that no girls wants to be with you, ALTOUGH you have money kek. im just jelouse m8.. just go out there, ge ta cool hobby be yourself etc. go to cooking and salca courses, find a girl. Dont tell her about your parents and your money etc. and enjoy

[Anonymous No.4225865]

>>4225837
Quick rundown on that guy in pic?

[Anonymous No.4225900]

>>4225865
Literally Nakamoto.

[Anonymous No.4226044]

Take a vacation and go travel, srs. Makes you more interesting very quickly.

[Anonymous No.4226064]

>not just paying 10/10 escorts and make them fulfill every fetish of yours

[Anonymous No.4226065]

Same, have total of 150k, made from crypto and shoe hustling, 22 year old, fit as fk, never had a gf

[Anonymous No.4226140]

>>4226065
Well, at least I can feel better knowing I am not alone.

>>4226064
A lot of escorts are not 10/10. They are disgusting 5-6. Sometimes 7.
I am not gonna pay over 200 dollars to get laid.

Also to save money these days I just fap.

>>4226044
I am not one of those guys who travels alone. I've gone to event's a few times alone and have had the worst time of my life. I am not very extroverted.
Maybe I'll try to hike somewhere nearby.

[Anonymous No.4226169]

>>4226140
>200 dollars

10/10 escorts are more in the 1000s range

[Anonymous No.4226182]

>>4225708
Congrats if your only personality is vidya work and gym, and you live in america or europe, your ahead of 95% of people on the planet.

Now get a hobby like MMA then learn a 2nd language like french or spanish. Then you go to a tropical island for a month and smash strange by not giving a fuck because youll never see them again

[Anonymous No.4226209]

>>4225666
Shes korean

[Anonymous No.4226229]

>>4226065
>shoe hustling
Nigger

[Anonymous No.4226263]

>>4225632
post a screenshot of your bank account or gtfo

[Anonymous No.4226268]

>>4225632
get some cute broke chick without a hope in the world and train her into an decent wife, long haul dude long haul

[Anonymous No.4226275]

>>4226263
>thinks people who have 200k liquid assets keep it in a bank account
Nigger

[Anonymous No.4226303]

>>4225854
You're so salty lmfao. Step outside your eco chamber and realize that not everyone has to struggle like you.

[Anonymous No.4226354]

>>4226263
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>>4226275
Well, it's in my trading/mutual funds account of the bank I use.

[Anonymous No.4226360]

>>4226303
>eco

[Anonymous No.4226376]

>>4226354
>mutual fund
>using your bank as an investment firm
Youre not going to make it

[Anonymous No.4226398]

>>4225865
ceo of bitcoin ltd

[Anonymous No.4226400]

Download Grindr faggot

[Anonymous No.4226403]

>>4226376
But I have 8k US on my Questrade. :(
The fees and practically the same maybe less depending on how I use it and the convince of not switching money back and forth kinda helps.

[Anonymous No.4226418]

>>4225632
>>>/x/

learn how to summon a succubus

[Anonymous No.4226421]

>>4226403
Im in similar boat as you, im good at saving, not good at investing. I figured property is a safe bet. I wish i was more of a risk taker.

[Anonymous No.4226431]

>>4226400
I actually did.
I tried to find some qt femboy traps but there are like non-existent. When I did find one or two, never got a response. So... yeah.

Tinder also have a hard time, when I do get likes it goes nowhere. I am never able to woo them.

[Anonymous No.4226448]

>>4225632

Be 33. Be an unfit fat fuck with man tits, going bald.
Have 1k in bank account

>fucking a married woman.

[Anonymous No.4226454]

>>4226448
What's your secret, bud?

[Anonymous No.4226465]

>>4226454
Buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.4226486]

>>4226454
Act like a friend and buy a lot of date rape drugs

[Anonymous No.4226490]

>>4226454

She has low self esteem. Way out of my league and doesn't realize it.

[Anonymous No.4226705]

>>4225658
LMAOing at your life. If you haven't figured out how to make and save money by 26 you are falling behind. Go back to /r9k/, you may be at risk of suicide if you hang around even mildly successful people too often.

[Anonymous No.4226897]

>>4225632
Have you tried a matchmaker or seekingarrangement.com?

[Anonymous No.4226928]

>>4226354
what is CDN, Canadian dollars?

[Anonymous No.4226958]

>>4225667
>Why is your personality garbage?
I became a shell of my former self when I worked 12+ hour jobs for a couple months. When you're dedicating so much of your life to someone else's cause or labor the little free time you do have, you end up spending on low effort things to relax.

[Anonymous No.4227012]

>>4225632
Try making atleast 1 friend through work, go to bars together or join their social circle. Try watching a sport or shows on netflix so you have something to talk about with normal people. Your 200k in the bank doesn't mean anything since it's invisible to others and bringing it up for no reason is autistic. If you want to show it off, get some nice clothes, watch, car or some other expensive hobby you can talk about.

[Anonymous No.4227027]

>>4226928
Yeah.

>>4226897
No. I've tired Tinder haven't worked for me.

[Anonymous No.4227028]

LMAOing right now OP. 200k at the bank thanks to your parents and the fact you grew up with a golden spoon, right. It also explains why you're a /pol/ fag, usually the rich spoiled white bois who need the check their privilege unironically believe /pol/ack shit.

Come back when you learn how to earn money, okay? Lol

[Anonymous No.4227037]

>>4226490
yeah my girl is like that. known her for 10 years and been dating her for most of that time. sad thing is she is starting to realize what a depressed loser i am :(

[Anonymous No.4227088]

>>4227012
Just reading through this thread reinforces the idea that bringing up money around normal/poorer people is a bad idea. Many will get jealous and hate you instantly.

[Anonymous No.4227151]

You have to use your money to your advantage. Get a sugarbaby, an arranged girlfriend by a matchmaker.

>>4227027
You can hire a dating assistant to do all the messaging and boring part for you. You only get bothered when she wants to meet in person or gives the phone number.

[Anonymous No.4227202]

>>4227028
>check ur privledge white boiiii
Stay poor

[Anonymous No.4227278]

>>4226431
I'm a trap, where you from?

[Anonymous No.4227293]

>>4225632
Turn that 200k into 20 mil
Then you can start coastin'

[Anonymous No.4227298]

>>4225817
looooooool sure.

[Anonymous No.4227310]

>>4227012
>If you want to show it off, get some nice clothes, watch, car or some other expensive hobby you can talk about.
Op doesnt even have enough money to do all that.

[Anonymous No.4227372]

>>4225854
No 45k+ job for a retard who can't read (plainly spelled out 40k AFTER TAXES) nor understand a time period between 18 years old and 26 years old means your AVERAGE income must be that. You could earn 20k at 18 and 80k at 25. This is middle school math, you fucking mong. Don't quit your mcjob.

[Anonymous No.4227384]

>>4225841

that doesnt sound like bullshit at all

[Anonymous No.4227429]

>>4225632
All that money and still an incel. That’s a shame.

[Anonymous No.4227461]

>tfw I have about 400k in the bank but would give literally all of it away to get rid of my fucking wife, but somehow still haven't yet divorced

[Anonymous No.4228089]

>>4227461
Il make your wife divorce yu for 400k

[Anonymous No.4228102]

>>4225632
WHATAMAGUNNADOO??

[Anonymous No.4228149]

>>4227151
>You can hire a dating assistant
Where can one find this?


>>4227278
I am sure you're not in toronto.

[Anonymous No.4228193]

>>4228149
Il do it for you leaf. Takke care of yursocial media and tinder and all u have to do is not be a cringy faggot when yu meet them in person

[Anonymous No.4228202]

>>4228149
http://personaldatingassistants.com/
https://www.virtualdatingassistants.com/

[Anonymous No.4228225]

>>4228149
>I am sure you're not in toronto.
Nah, good luck though

[Anonymous No.4228288]

>>4226354
TD bank master race I see

[Dad7 No.4228498]

Post a photo of your account balance in your tinder profile... duh

[Anonymous No.4228900]

>>4225632
you are probably short and wierd looking.

personality doesnt matter much because people can fake personality and personality isnt shit when you get laid constantly.

your social game is shit because you are probably short and weird looking. like asian or something.

how does it feel that being fit doenst matter like personality and all you need to be sucessful in life is to be tall and good looking.

[Anonymous No.4228918]

>>4225790
>t. brokejoke

[Anonymous No.4228940]

Dude you have that money because you don't have a gf. When you get a gf you will not have 200k, its that simple.

[Anonymous No.4229035]

>>4225733
>The hard part is finding one that actually isn't a dumb bitch.
Any tips on this?

[Anonymous No.4229065]

pay me and I will help you out

(i'll talk to you first so you know im not full of shit)

Kik: LowCDW

[Anonymous No.4229071]

>>4225632
...
Fucking...

I just don't fucking get it. Like why!? WHY is it such a big deal for you people to not have a fucking girlfriend? I don't understand it. I'm 19, I haven't even fucking kissed a girl yet, and I don't even care. I am more concerned about being alive and making sure my family is happy and securing a future for myself.

Why the fuck would I care about having some snot pocket to put my fucking dick in when I can easily just look up some of the most sexiest examples of humanity and deal with my sexual urges that way? Then I don't have to deal with a woman. A woman which
>Lies,
>Cheats,
>Steals,
>Bitches,
>Breaks up with you,
Fuck that. I'd MUCH rather be alone and have peace and quiet and sanity.

If you fucking people really want to go fuck someone just go to backpages. That's what I am going to do. Who the fuck needs a relationship with these cunts anymore?

Most women nowadays are on this stupid women empowerment thing anyway and aren't interested in starting a family. So their primary function is fucking null now. Fuck em.

[Anonymous No.4229077]

>>4225733
>The hard part is finding one that actually isn't a dumb bitch.

Mommy problems dedicated, you're just another kissless virgin m8 :+)