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4224248 No.4224248 [Reply] [Original]

Why doesn't he use his money to fix his hair?

>> No.4224267

After a certain point you just don't give a fuck about not having hair anymore.

Especially if you have a good shaped head and a decent face.

t. baldy

>> No.4224271

>not shaving your head so it looks like a glans penis

You don't know FUCK about business.

>> No.4224281

Because for a man as powerful as him, hair is just a hindrance. Notice how the richest peoples hair looks messy. They simply don't care.

>> No.4224288
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4224288

Bald guys are kinda cute desu

>> No.4224313

>>4224248
You can't polish an egg

>> No.4224315

You're not respected in business unless you're balding.

>> No.4224330

>>4224315
this is why nobody takes elon musk seriously, he did the opposite

>> No.4224364

>>4224248
forget about the hair, can we talk about that fuckin creepy eye

>> No.4224375

Look at his left eye
He is using his sharinga

>> No.4224416

>>4224364
Maybe it's an artificial eye?

>> No.4224491

There's nothing he could do. There's too much blank space to fill, it would look shit and not dense enough.

>> No.4224497

>>4224248
Because he isn't an insecure stuttering like Musk always craving attention.
He is an absolutely sociopath with the biggest pile of money on earth and he doesn't give a fuck what subhumans think about him

>> No.4224571

>>4224248
if you look at his right eye he looks handsome and if you look at his left he looks insane

>> No.4224621
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>>4224248

imagine this just peaking around a corner at you...

>> No.4224650

>>4224248
He did.

>> No.4224680
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>>4224248
literally thought this was Patrick Stewart

SS + GOMAD btw

>> No.4224687

He's overcompensating for his cuckold marriage. Sure he has escorts on the side, but he always has to come home to the bitch who cucked him into marriage in the 90's, and he'll never divorce her, because she is the alpha of the house.

He's got money and power, but she'll take half of it if he ever tries to stand up to her.

>> No.4224692

>>4224621
lmao

>> No.4224733
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>>4224621
how do we know which is his true side?

>> No.4224820
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4224820

He will never know what its like to have hair like the prince of the saiyan race

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>>4224820

>> No.4225241
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>> No.4225248

cause he's not a beta cuck like you

>> No.4225254

>>4224248
is this the tim sykes of crypto that people tried to warn me about

>> No.4225261

>>4224267
I'm getting there. The toppik is getting expensive.

>> No.4225275

>>4225241
holy fucking kek top one

>> No.4225277
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4225277

Bezos sacrificed all of his soul and half his body to Satan.

>>4224733
This is his original self, still belonging to him. (compare with pic related from the 90s).

>>4224621
This is the side the demon now inhabits.

>> No.4225376

>>4225241
my sides

>> No.4225391
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>>4224934
jesus christ im done

>> No.4225393

>>4224248
hair is for women

>> No.4226374

>>4224621
Terrifying...

>> No.4226466

>>4224288
Said no girl ever

>> No.4226497

some bullshit study that removed guy's hair digitally.
the bald men were rated as being:
>13 percent more dominant.
>6 percent more confident.
>10 percent more masculine.
>About an inch taller.
>13 percent stronger.
>Nearly four years older.

>Again, the researchers found that completely bald men were perceived to be more dominant, more masculine, and stronger, and to have marginally better leadership skills. But men with thinning hair fared far worse than either bald men or those with a full head of hair.

>> No.4226508

>>4224934
>refers to Alphabet as "Kakarot"

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>>4224733
>>4224621

>> No.4226533

>>4225277
The funny thing is that he looks more manly now and like a badass. Also, he is the world's richest man.

>> No.4226541

>>4226533
Amazing what TRT can do right?

>> No.4226550

>>4225277
Did he "make it"?

I bet he posts on /fit/

>> No.4226575

>>4226541
testosterone reduction therapy?

>> No.4226597

I'm sure a man worth $100b gives one fuck about what some poor fruitcakes think of how pretty he is

if I was worth that much I would literally just walk around naked and eat whatever I want, maybe even buzz my hair down for convenience

>> No.4226605

>>4226575
Quite the opposite, my friend. Replacement rather than reduction.

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>>4225241
fucking kek