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4212446 No.4212446 [Reply] [Original]

I'm literally about the blow $10k or more on this. I'm desperate /biz/, and I'm rich from all my cryptos. What should I expect from these two roasties?

>> No.4212462

You're going to be disappointed because they'll hook you up with someone as ugly as you are

>inb4 im just a shy chad

nah

>> No.4212499

At that price, I imagine you'll be dating paid actors that conveniently break up with you before the next months payments are due so they can string you along.

>> No.4212510

>>4212446

A better option:

>Buy nice expensive, well tailored suit
>Buy shoes, watch, and a nice hair style to match.
>Go on a travel binge.
>Stay in nice hotels, drink by yourself, in cool bars. Get spa treatments, work out, and do other things that make you interesting and cool.
>Through this experience realize how much you love your life and yourself.
>Lose your neediness for roasties.
>Automatically become more confident and attractive to women.
>Experiment and fuck a few if that is your thing. Otherwise join a church or other spiritual community and meet someone worthwhile.

I know that is probably a little bit more than 10k but if you are really rich that is a better deal than getting setup with a thirsty gold digger that will inevitably divorce you.

In the second scenario you might still get assraped in divorce court, but at least you will gain valuable personal insight to make better decisions in all aspects of your life (including women).

>> No.4212568

>>4212446
Bro, just buy a mail order bride. A cute little asian girl would be cheaper

>> No.4212585

just use tinder u dummy

>> No.4212597
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4212597

fuck it I'll just get a couple of these

>> No.4212630

>>4212597
Damn OP you're fucking up get 7.5 sex dolls and you're set

>> No.4212640
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4212640

I'll never understand why anyone would pay for a prostitute or mail order bride or some shit. Literally a 100% loss of investment. Just fuckin' jerk off. Its free.

>> No.4212662

>>4212640
>t. virgin
Never change 4chen

>> No.4212680

>>4212446
Hahahahaha whatta loser

>> No.4212698

>>4212597
>buy it
>get it pregnant
>sell kids
>profit

>> No.4212767

>>4212510
solid advice

>> No.4212791

>>4212446
I guess it wouldn't hurt if you haven't exhausted all your options. Imagine being a wealthy lady who paid for a service like this and ended up getting matched to a boring virgin who managed to get rich via crypto. If you have your life sorted out then it's worth the chance to meet an equally wealthy, high quality woman, until then stick with high end hookers.

>> No.4213163

>>4212510
This guy gets it. But op is 99% larping