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Day 1 of SIBOS. Blockchain stud Sergey Nazarov is sitting in the front row.

A stuffy gray-haired banker is going over the oracle problem and how it's an open problem that haven't been solved for a 100 years.

"Fucking newfags" Sergey mutters to himself. The banker hears him. "Excuse me? Did you have anything to say?"

"The oracle problem HAS been solved" Sergey replies smugly, and then tells him about ChainLink.

"Nonesense" the banker says while going to their website. As he's reading the whitepaper he visibly shaken. "I can't believe this... I can't believe this" he says with a cracked voice. Finally he regains composure and proclaims "Conference dismissed. THE ORACLE PROBLEM HAS BEEN SOLVED!!"

Hottest girl in the room (SIBOS is 90% women) starts sucking Sergey's cock right there while the second hottest girl fingers his ass.

Biz, where were you when Sergey solved the Oracle problem?

>> No.4198571
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4198571

did we even watch the same presentation?

>> No.4198845

>>4198571
TOP KEK

>> No.4198856
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>>4198845
dude you seen the presentation yesterday?

>> No.4198872

I have a bit of my portfolio in Litecoin too (bought at ICO) but I have 1 simple question to you bagholders:
Why should 1 LTC be worth $50? Why $60?
The project is a great one based on an idea that's not original and has no use but an interesting attempt to take over btc.
But don't forget there are other ways to accomplish payments on the blockchain where the “lightning speed“ is not even relevant.
I know you are all bagholding and trying to shill this token but please answer this simple question: Why should it rise in value?

>> No.4198873

>>4198532
The year is 1 A.L.

Link is $25. Non linkies have robin williamsd themselves.

We made it

>> No.4199023

>>4198856
These link memes are the best.

>rent free

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4199151

sergey solves the spherical problem

>> No.4199245

>>4198856
kek

>> No.4199940

>>4199151
Kek.

Tits need to be bigger though.