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> 30€ in Bank
> 16000€ in Crypto

>> No.4191114

Nice try, IRS

>> No.4191120
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4191120

>-€140 in bank
>€800 in crypto
Please don't tell mom

>> No.4191128
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>>4191105
NOICE

play your cards right

>> No.4191131

$1,240,515 COMPLETELY UNTAXED SWEET SWEET WARM CASH IN CRYPTO
NO WAY THE TAX MAN WILL FIND OUT!
HERE IS PROOF SINCE NO TAX MAN ARE FISHING ON THIS SITE: Sarting with 3Da52d1.......

ALSO 100$ IN THE BANK BECAUSE I DONT PAY TAXES ON MY SALARY

>> No.4191142

>>4191131
im calling the coppers

>> No.4191157
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>>4191105

>18$ in bank
>3900$ in crypto

>> No.4191179
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>>4191131
1CxNwEeYDN9mVRL4wvBrLHb6qPagtdZiLF
Gimme some BTC
I SUCC YO DICK!!

>> No.4191192

>>4191105
-17$ in bank
2630$ in crypto

>> No.4191197

>>4191105
>14,54€ in bank (waiting for muh wage)
>34btc in crypto

>> No.4191199

>40k credit card debt
>600k crypto

Hahaha fuck you banks

>> No.4191208
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>>4191199
aaaaahahahhaha

>> No.4191216

>>4191105
$1700 in bank
$5300 in crypto

>> No.4191221

I don't get it, how are you fucks living when you have no fiat and all of your money in crypto, your mummy paying for all your expenses or what

>> No.4191232

>>4191105
> 2€
> 25600€ + Mortgage + "Daughter's Deflowering"(darknet) in Crypto
if I play this right, I'll beable to buy enough small chinese kids to start a sweat shop making gaymer shoes.

>> No.4191234

>>4191221
>your mummy paying for all your expenses

yes, you jelly?

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>>4191131
Nothing personal, kid.

>> No.4191237

>>4191221
the trick is to only cash out when you need it. I cash out 3 days before payments.

>> No.4191241

>>4191235
Well played faggot.

>> No.4191246

> €7000 in bank
> €250 in crypto

Thinking of buying more XVG, should I?

>> No.4191254

>>4191246
should be the other way if you want to reach lamboland

>> No.4191266

>>4191254
fairly new to this, got most of my crypto in XVG, still feeling the water. Any tips?

>> No.4191282

>>4191246
>>4191266
It's not rocket science man buy bitcoin and hold

>> No.4191283

2300 in the bank
2800 in crypto
19000 in antiques.

>> No.4191295
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>>4191283
>antiques

>> No.4191304

>>4191295
At least it doesn't drop 20% in vallue because china farted.

>> No.4191332

>>4191304
Practicing diversification is an admission of ignorance

>> No.4191348

>>4191332
Wut? It's a fucking hobby. I collect antiquities. Not my fault shit is valuable.

>> No.4191371

>>4191266
Sell man, go into BTC. Stop this Verge nonsense its Dogecoindark ffs.

>> No.4191396

>>4191304
Thinking you actually hold value in an "antique" is just about the most retarded thing I've read on this board. Your $19k could become $2k just because a bunch of fucking rich hipsters don't care about your items.

Though if you're just doing it for shits and giggles than whatever, because crypto is the same.

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>>4191348
Then it's ok and I'm sorry for my comment

>> No.4191453
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>>4191105
>$36,000 in bank
>$0 in crypto

>> No.4191468

>>4191179
Gtfo

>> No.4191469

>>4191234
you're god damned right. while we're on the topic of cashing out fiat what's the most efficient way for me to convert crypto into fiat and pay as little tax as possible, ausfag btw

>> No.4191486

>>4191405
's cool bro.

>>4191396
Meh I buy what I like. So far it's only gone up in vallue. I don' t buy shit hipsters would buy tho.

>> No.4191584

€ 32000 in bank
€ 75000 in crypto

>> No.4191607

about 500€ in bank acc
25k crypto

>> No.4191627

>15 euro's on bank
>500 euro's in crypto.
>450 of it is in vertcoin :^)

>> No.4191644

>>4191105
>$380k NW
>$3k in bank
>$4k in crypto

ez pz

>> No.4191675

>>4191105
get on my ratio level dudes.
>67€ on Bank right now
>26k € worth of REQ right fucking now

IT'S ALL OR NOTHING BITCH

>> No.4191717

Jesus christ you all will be pissing blood when bitfinex goes under

>> No.4191876

>>4191199
>go 'bankrupt'
>keep cryptos
>profit?

>> No.4191887

>>4191105
$130k in bank
$1500 in crypto (was $3000 until I went 80% into LINK)

>> No.4191926

$80k in stocks and bank
$350k in crypto (I had a perfect 80k/80k split a few months ago)

>> No.4191938

>1000¥
>870¥ in crypto

>> No.4191968
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4191968

>$0 in bank
>$130,000 in BTC

Not even nervous.

>> No.4192001

€120k in bank
€15k in crypto

I'm a pussy.

>> No.4192010

>>4192001

At least buy some regular stocks with the rest of your money. Having money in the bank is the dumbest shit you can do.

>> No.4192043

£1300 in the bank
about £4000 in crypto when alts fully recover (they will recover right guys.. fuckkkkkkkkFUASHRHGHHHHHHHHHHH)

>> No.4192058

>>4192043
>about £4000 in crypto when alts fully recover

Kek.

>> No.4192067

>$110000 Stockies
>$20000 Crypto
>$15000 in other bullshit

if I had put all my stock money in BTC years ago i'd be a multimillionaire

is this what they refer to as JUST

>> No.4192071

>>4191105
holy shit you niggas rich as hell, fuck me.
Though flipping iPhone might make me rich but be looking at you guys make me feel I am a noob.

I think I should learn stock market and all, fucking school not teaching much at all. For programming, I learned everything self. A teacher wasn't even good. From nothing, I became school best programmer.

Lol, I only got 2K in the bank :'D

>> No.4192074
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4192074

0$ in bank
250 in PRPS coins

>> No.4192082

>>4192071

How old?

>> No.4192089

>>4191235
Not bad faggot

>> No.4192093 [DELETED] 

>>4192082

16 lol

>> No.4192096

>>4192093

RIP

>> No.4192104

>>4192093
>2k in the bank

wtf are you doing? buy crypto

>> No.4192105

>>4192096
shit am I really fuck?:-0

>> No.4192120

>>4191105
My gf and i have 50k in cash. No banks unless going somewhere or buying crypto. Have approx. 30k in crypo from initial investment of 4k

>> No.4192139

10k crypto

55k bank

had barely 20k at the start of the year, so im glad i got into crypto desu

>> No.4192146
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4192146

no job
400€ in bank
0 in crypto
800€ in steam
yes i'm planing on killing myself

>> No.4192159

>6k in bank
>25k in stocks
>20k in crypto

Euro

>> No.4192164

>>4191105
200 bucks in bank. 10k in stocks. 100k in crypto

>> No.4192262
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>>4191105
>$5k bank (4k rent due now :x)
>60k various other accts
>500k crypto

>> No.4192272

>>4191627
>60 in bank
>1200 in cryopto
people like us wont make it

>> No.4192277

>>4191235
Fagit

>> No.4192293

>>4191105
I know this is a meme thread but how do you people buy food?

>> No.4192296

>0 in bank
>-60k student loans
>-120k credit card debt
>40k crypto

ayy

>> No.4192306

what are cryptos?

>> No.4192532

2k in bank
7.5k 401k
5k index fund
10k cc debt (fml)
1.5k crypto
dear 2018 pls be a good year for btc and alts so I can get out from under the jew debt

>> No.4192536

>>4191235
fuck you

>> No.4192566

$0 in bank
$160k in student debt
$0 in crypto
$0 in stocks

JUST

>> No.4192583

>>4192296
> 120k credit card debt

How is that even possible?

>> No.4192603

>>4192296

>120k credit card debt

Bro who let you borrow that much?

>> No.4192620

> 200 million EMB, doesn't count for much these days tho... hey at least I can stake at 2% per day

>> No.4192629

>2466 in the bank
>0 credit card debt
>0 student loan
>1.5k in crypto

>> No.4192667

>>4191105
$8000 in the bank
$4500 in Crypto

My bank requires I have $5000 or else they start charging me monthly bank fees.

>> No.4192709

>>4192667
What ? Fuck them. I would change bank immediately.

>> No.4192714

>>4192067
This is exactly the same as me... Just last week I sold a few stocks and bought more BTC, even though I've already missed most of the gains

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>>4191235

>> No.4192778

0 in bank
7.3 billion in bitcoin

>> No.4192782

>>4192296
Move to another country anon

>> No.4192809

10k in bank
250k in crypto

>> No.4192818

>>4191235
gay

>> No.4192826

>>4192293
i steal it

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>>4191232
>"Daughter's Deflowering"(darknet)
Did you rape your daughter for money anon?

>> No.4192944

>>4192709
this is standard in almost every bank in Canada :( Some of them don't even waive fees.

>> No.4193016

> € 5000 in bank
> € 0 in crypto

>> No.4193129

>>4191114
have fun getting your wages garnished after coinbase sells you out

>> No.4193189

>>4191486
How do you track the value of antiques? Also what types of items do your u collect?

>> No.4193202

>>4192293
I have a bitpay card and I pull money from an ATM if needed

>> No.4193244

1500$ in bank
1000$ in crypto 40%btc,20%xvg,20%ltc,20%xrp

The plan is to long hold and fill half of my salary every month with cryptos, living frugal with 3$ quite depressing but, we'll make it one day right boys?

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4193422

0 in crypto
~ €20k in bank

kill me please

>> No.4193434

$300 in bank
$900 on credit card
$50,0000 in crypto

Feels badgood

>> No.4193635

>>4191235
8)

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>>4191235
I love my mom

>> No.4194064

2$ bank $4.8k crypto xD

>> No.4194106

>>4191235
I love me mum

>> No.4194118

>>4191235
MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.4194262

MOONING AGAIN STRAP IN !!

>> No.4194291

>>4191105
$200k in stocks
$1k in bitcoin

>> No.4194635
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>>4191105
£50 in bank
£4000 in link

I did have 3btc a few weeks ago
rip

>> No.4194699

>$3k in bank
>$200k in other peoples secured loans
>1BTC for the hell of it
pretty much no reason to save anything. The bulk of the populace is utterly fucked when they want to retire