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Europoor
25yo
About to kms
Get a call from a dev app job
Pass the first 2 interviews fail the last one
About to kms again
How long do i have to wait to starve to death? i know dying of dehydration is faster but apparently is way to painful

>> No.4164322

Buy a bottle of 50% alcohol and some sleeping tablets.

Eat all pills and scull bottle and you'll float away into a pleasant dream

>> No.4164329

>>4164283
mate, dont do it.
you can make anything of your self, hell, move to pajeetland and steal from tourists, its better than not existing.

>> No.4164337

>>4164322
>checked
>implying he can afford pills/alcohol

>> No.4164350

"Yeah, I'd like to make a collect call?"

>You have selected- Slow and horrible

>> No.4164372
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4164372

>>4164283
go on craigslist get a job as a fuck painter or carpenters assistant you lazy cunt