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AMAZON TO ACCEPT BTC
SELL ALL ALTS RIGHT FUCKING NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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>>4056282

>mfw btc to 40K overnight

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>> No.4056313

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8KSSDEYnyo

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i am ready

>> No.4056316

lol if it turns out to be true, then expect $7000, if not, expect a dump to 5k

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btc shooting straight up to 8k

>> No.4056337

Why do people expect alts to keep bleeding? They gonna skyrocket before eoy (the good alts obv)

>> No.4056358

>>4056316
Already trading over $10k in zimbawe

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>> No.4056387

>>4056358
>year is 2025
>you can buy an entire village in venezuela for 4000 satoshis

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>>4056387
Lol, shit is real pham

>> No.4056419

>>4056282
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I HAVE 8 HOURS TO MAKE A SWEET TRADE ON ETHERDELTA BEFORE THIS GOES DOWN?

>> No.4056423

>>4056412
wtf?

>> No.4056435

>>4056423
zimbabwe is fucked

>> No.4056439

>>4056337

The good alts like Walton are going to fucking explode even in November dude.

>> No.4056452

>>4056423
I know, I just registered. can't get google 2fa to recognize barcode...
https://youtu.be/tTSlBG-cmCU?t=315

>> No.4056493

>>4056452
>>4056439
>>4056435
>>4056423
>>4056419
>>4056412
is this exchange real? i wanna get them sweet arb gains

>> No.4056548

there doesnt appear to be anyone selling there. likely tough to get money out once sold

>> No.4056587

>>4056493
Yes, but do you trust an african exchange?

>> No.4056598

well....no. but, i'd be willing to throw a single litecoin over there and see if i could sell it for 98 bucks

>> No.4056601

>>4056452
Yeah I can't get google 2fa to recognize barcode either

This site is fishier than a whore's vagina

>> No.4056607

>>4056587

niggers will steal all of the funds

>> No.4056621

>>4056598
I tried to sign up but it is being a slut. Google 2fa/mobile verification is required... 2FA won't recognize QR for me though...

>> No.4056624

the 2fa isnt working for me as well. there's all sorts of bullshit articles about them being the savior of their economy etc etc...but it's bs. i'll send 100k btc to them and see if that works

>> No.4056632

>>4056601
Yeah ahah, not giving some motherfucking Zimbos my fucking phone number either, lmao

>> No.4056637

>>4056282
amazon would be retarded to accept bitcoin. it would be better something somewhat stable like litecoin, or something cheap to process (but not a complete shitcoin) like bitcoin cash

>> No.4056645

>>4056632
I only gave them @rape.lol email.

>> No.4056652

>>4056387
With a 1 btc tx fee

>> No.4056668

>>4056282
BANG BANG CHOO CHOO TRAIN COME ON BITCOIN DO YOUR THANG

>> No.4056676

>>4056652
kek

>> No.4056703

ok i used a burner phone for the confirmation number. here's the deal, you can only transfer money out with only a few specific banks and send money in with it. you cant send anything to the deposit wallets until you've entered bank details. it's a bunch of charity non profit banks and shit.

>> No.4056718

Why buy with BTC if you have USD?
Is just an "ok, Nice" option and good for cryptos in general, but nothing more.

>> No.4056786

>>4056718
>imagines shitcoins aren't shit.

>> No.4056805

>>4056718
>Be amazon seller
>Buyers uses CC, I send item
>Chargeback and whine
>I'm out money

>Be amazon seller
>Buyers sends bitcoin
>I receive and deliver
>No whining now

It's fake news though anyway.

>> No.4056807

>>4056703
sounds shady as fuck

not risking it lads

>> No.4056847

>>4056805
And buyers will choose the payment option with no buyer protection why exactly?

>> No.4056893

>>4056412
this is exchange was literaly made by nigerian princes after their emails started getting filtered

>> No.4056905

$10000 by new years.
sceencap this.

>> No.4057140

>>4056282
BULL SHIT

>> No.4057219

>>4056362
Wow, dope gif

>> No.4057250

>>4056412
>>4056423
>>4056435
>>4056452
>>4056493
>>4056548
>>4056601
>>4056621
>>4056632
>>4056703
only works if you are African/Zimbabwean. You must have an African Bank account and phone. Once you get verified that way, it works like a normal exchange.

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>>4056387
>The year is 2025
>My neural network verifies my CVC biometrics & links me into my Occulus 4.0
>I re-enter my digital mansion in Genesis city
>Check my Golem-run personal AI
>She tells me that my digital rent has come in, 500k MANA this week.
>MANA has been sitting steady at 25k satoshis, since District0x police had eliminated all digital crime in Genesis City.
>All digital crime are held on public trial in the Aragon court-house
>Physical Crime is not possible.
>Think I'll gamble some of my rent money.
>All internet gambling is now run exclusively on the Funfair platform.
>Teleport to the Genesis City FunFair Casino
>Outside I tip some digitally-destitute Arklet some DGB so he doesn't starve
>Welcome back sir, VIP lounge this way.
>Atomic swap this weeks rent income into FUN.
>Put it all on red and double up
>Cyber hacker foolishly attempts to rob me as I leave
>District0x forces instantly freeze his avatar and ping his IP address for SEC involvement.
>I laugh as I watch his shitty avatar fade away in a miniature digital dust-cloud
>New-coiners who only entered last year when all world governments switched their reserve currency to Bitcoin, now follow my digital movements like I am some sort of celebrity.
>Incoming transmission from GolemAI
>another 1000 BAT has been credited to my profile.
>Clearly some of my viewers were amused too.
>Briefly wonder what life would be like if I didn't browse /biz/ on 4chan all those years ago.
>That reminds me
>Connect to the 4chan blockchain, proceed to shitpost

>> No.4057604

>>4057537

This is great

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>>4057537
>digitally destitute Arklet

my fucking sides

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>>4056282

FAKE NEWS

>> No.4057628

>>4057604
>>4057618
feel free to add to it. I have a savefile going and plan to do a thread maybe once a week. wasn't going to post it today since I did a thread yesterday, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity. anon practically asked me to post it by greentexting that it was 2025.

>> No.4057630

>put in an order for something
>the price of BTC fluctuates
>end up paying 20% more or less for the item

How will they solve this

>> No.4057659

>>4057630

They can't. The seller takes a significant risk.

>> No.4057679

>>4057630
>>4057659

Also, it's funny how cryptofags think BTC is an alternative to the fiat, when in reality it's value is entirely dependent on it. You aren't pricing the goods in terms of BTC, you're still pricing them in terms of dollars. BTC is would be like an annoying middleman

>> No.4057688

>>4057659

Amazon runs their margins tight as fuck. They would never let this happen.

>> No.4057705

>>4057630
You're still paying the same amount of btc

>> No.4057710

>>4057705

Amazon's shareholders want gains in dollars, not Bitcoin.

>> No.4057721 [DELETED] 

>>4057705

Amazon paid for the products with dollars though (presumably).

>> No.4057742

>>4056305
get gud fag

>> No.4057743

>>4056387
>>4056412
This is the behavior one would expect from gold or silver except they are manipulated by paper derivatives. Take note anyone calling this Tulip mania. If you want to short fiat then buy BTC

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>> No.4057752

>>4057250
I'm from South Africa. I Can by so much btc for the current price.
Anyone want to do a deal?

>> No.4057777

>>4057710
Amazon shareholders are a bucnh of beta cucks that have no way for the Bezos to share shit. All gets reinvested in the joint, because it works!

Amazon WILL create their own crypto and blockchain, they have AWS FFS

> Fucking think /biz/

>> No.4057823

Lol I'm literally shorting btc atm

>> No.4057956

>>4057752
What the fuck? I'm South African too - how would one do this with FNB? Would literally sell all my BTC right now

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Yes

>> No.4057979

>>4056282
where are you faggots getting your info from?

source?

not one of you guys repeating this have provided one source.

I say bullshit

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>>4056412
This is what happens when they don't trust their own Currency.