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>The year is 2025
>My neural network verifies my CVC biometrics & links me into my Occulus 4.0
>I re-enter my digital mansion in Genesis city
>Check my Golem-run personal AI
>She tells me that my digital rent has come in, 500k MANA this week.
>MANA has been sitting steady at 25k satoshis, since District0x police had eliminated all digital crime in Genesis City.
>All digital crime are held on public trial in the Aragon court-house
>Physical Crime is not possible.
>Think I'll gamble some of my rent money.
>All internet gambling is now run exclusively on the Funfair platform.
>Teleport to the Genesis City FunFair Casino
>Outside I tip some digitally-destitute Arklet some DGB so he doesn't starve.
>Welcome back sir, VIP lounge this way.
>Atomic swap this weeks rent income into FUN.
>Put it all on red and double up
>Cyber hacker foolishly attempts to rob me as I leave
>District0x forces instantly freeze his avatar and ping his IP address for SEC involvement.
>I laugh as I watch his shitty avatar fade away in a miniature digital dust-cloud
>New-coiners who only entered last year when all world governments switched their reserve currency to Bitcoin, now follow my digital movements like I am some sort of celebrity.
>Incoming transmission from GolemAI
>another 1000 BAT has been credited to my profile.
>Clearly some of my viewers were amused too.
>Briefly wonder what life would be like if I didn't browse 4chan all those years ago.
>That reminds me
>Connect to the 4chan blockchain, proceed to shitpost

>> No.4036588

dont fucking tease me bro

>> No.4036715
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4036715

>>4036588
Would those digits lie?

>> No.4037204

saved

>> No.4037317

FunFair Traders: https://t dot me/FunFairTraders

>> No.4038073

Fine, I'll take this to /tg/ instead.

>> No.4038371

>>4036555
Lol, funfair, kek.... Decent.bet moar like /shill (I hope. lol)
Etheroll > all regardless

>> No.4038387

>the year is 2020
>everything has gone tits up
>society is over
>my Bitbean finally sprouts
CURRENCY OF THE APOCALYPSE

>> No.4038976

>>4036555
This is literally our future but this isn't a future that is going to sprout in our lifetime. At the least another century before things like this occur

>> No.4039025

>>4038387
but if there is an apocalypse then all your money is worthless and we will literally be trading food, bullets and other goods to survive.

>> No.4039048

>>4039025
grandpa what did I tell you about shitposting on 4chan

>> No.4039079

>>4039048
sorry grandson I forget what you told me about about the internet be indestructible and lasting forever, even through nucular attacks and emp bombs. All praise the mighty Bill Gates

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4039129

>>4036555
>>4036588
checked

I too want a cyberpunk future in which I can be /comfy/ as plebs enter the market late.

While we're at it, whats the price of btc in 2025?

>> No.4039164

i love this world

>> No.4039207

>>4039129
>The price of BTC is irrelevant
>As a world reserve currency it is the peg that ties everything together.
>Everything only has value in terms of Satoshi's
>Most people use Ethereum as their regular means of transaction.
>Only the world governments and some very wealthy personal individuals own any larger than 1 whole BTC.

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>>4039164
Don't let your dreams be memes.

>> No.4039258 [DELETED] 

>2020
>In Amsterdam, about to fuck a whore
>Check her CVC, she's been tested after each sexual encounter she's recently had, only 2 in the past week
>How much?
>5 LINK and i'll do anything
>5 LINK? That's a bit steep, but whatever i'm rich as fuck
>Open my Omise wallet and use up my spare coke rewards, pocket points, dominos pizza rewads, and runescape gold to buy 5 LINK at market price
>Send 5 LINK to whore
>Fuck all night long

>> No.4039277

>2020
>In Amsterdam, about to fuck a whore
>Check her CVC, she's been tested after each sexual encounter she's recently had, only 2 in the past week
>How much?
>5 LINK and i'll do anything
>5 LINK? That's a bit steep, but whatever i'm rich as fuck
>Open my Omise wallet and use up my spare coke rewards, pocket points, dominos pizza rewards, and runescape gold to buy 5 LINK at market price
>Send 5 LINK to whore
>Fuck all night long

>> No.4039281

>>4039258
Adding it to the savefile. I'll see if I can work it into the mainpost.

>> No.4039282

>>4036555

thoroughly enjoyed this.

thanks anon

drop tip jar

>> No.4039295

>>4036555

nice trips btw

>>4039277

nice dubs

will save this thread

>> No.4039335

>>4039282
cheers.
Tip BTC: 13TMdHbmRNPgusvfBhd9t5vyLobhGfDdE6
Tip ETH: 0x1bE8AA2133358f4580f3D0B5Ea6d57DfEC099076
>>4039295
Yeah I have it saved and plan on adding to it, as users come up with good input. maybe do a weekly thread. thoughts?

>> No.4039679

>>4039129
>While we're at it, whats the price of btc in 2025?

Bitcoin is the reserve currency so it doesn't make sense to ask this. It's like asking the price of USD in 2017.

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>>4039679
I did address this here >>4039207

>> No.4040188

>>4039735

Missed your post - event sequence misalignment due to posting from the future. You know how it is.

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4040256

>>4040188
no worries

>> No.4040260

>>4036555
>neural network
>AI
>teleport
>cyber hacker
>avatar

Oh man you really lack imagination. It sounds like a cringy future of the 1990s plus shit altcoins that will be dead in less than five years.

>> No.4040279

'Genesis City' is a horribly gay name for a city and I would not want to live there

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>>4040279
Tell that to the guys at Decentraland. Sorry you boomers don't understand where the future is heading and that it frightens you though.