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3993350 No.3993350 [Reply] [Original]

>friend shills me bitcoin while we are playing wow when it was under 5usd
>can't be arsed to buy

>today I bought 0.33 btc for 2000 usd
>my friend has 1000 btc and like 10k eth

How do I get this faggot to give me some of his?

This is unfair

>> No.3993362

>>3993350
LMAO you shouldn't manipulate your friends, anon.

wikipedia.org/social_engineering

Basically you can straight up ask for it, you can incentivize him, or you can have a sad story that will make him pity you. I would go with one of the first ones. But if you just say "dude lmao give me money" would you pay you? I doubt it.

>> No.3993372

ya, talked to a guy named satoshsomething in a forum 2007, showed me an "internet currency" and i even didn't figured out how to install and run the wallet, get over it. and no, i am not kidding.

>> No.3993377

Find the next BTC.

>> No.3993379
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>>3993350

>> No.3993389

>>3993350
My dad showed me bitcoin in 2009. He was extremely abusive so I don't talk to him anymore but I have been considering moving closer to home recently.

>> No.3993396
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>>3993350
stay poor, amigo

>> No.3993404

I mined 3500 in 2010 and havent sold a single one yet

>> No.3993425

>>3993350
I was talking to my crush about Bitcoin in 2011 (geek boy shit I know) then Chad butted into our conversation asking stupid questions about it. I told him it was too high risk and that I wasn't planning on buying but he didn't listen to me and bought 400. Now he is constantly rejecting 20 women a day, having millions, while I work at my stupid wagecucks job

>> No.3993436

>>3993404
you're fun at parties aren't you

>> No.3993440

>>3993404
My ass.

Unless you were already very wealthy there's no way you didnt sell some at atleast the 900$ mark.

>> No.3993444
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>I lost 0.1 bitcoins in 2012 in a drive format. (I copied the wallet.log file instead of the wallet.dat)
>Got those from a faucet. I would have mined, but my internet was too slow.
>Was going to buy at $100 too, but my ADD ass never got around to making a bank transfer
>Currently stressed as fuck and up 30% on a spare five grand
This shit's not good for my health.

>> No.3993455

>>3993404
Prove it.
Sign this text string with your largest wallet: "I'm a giant gaping anus987234928374293874928374"

>> No.3993472

suck his dick so good that he'll just have to throw your way some btc

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>>3993404
In 2010 and before that BTC wasn't worth shit. I mean yeah it was the only way to buy shit off of Silk Road, but i mean 3500 coins just for drugs?


But also it makes me wonder why and how did people have the foresight to see how valuable these coins would be?

>> No.3993496

>>3993404
Help me please
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>> No.3993507

>>3993455
>>3993440
hardware wallets have been cemented over in a safe in my parents garage since march 2012

>> No.3993509

>>3993404
wow dude.
do you hold a day job?

>> No.3993523

>>3993350
He tried you fag, you don't deserve to make it.

>> No.3993524

>>3993507
Why though? They were hardly worth shit in 2012.
Wouldn't you either create some proof, or tell nobody, if you really had that many.

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>>3993507

>> No.3993526

>>3993350
LOL ANON AHAHAHAHHAHHA
WHY DONT YOU LISTEN

>> No.3993534

>>3993507
Hardware?!
Hardware fails

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>>3993524
well to be fair...

8 July 2011 $31.00 top of first "bubble", followed by the first price drop

& at 3500 coins that's 100K+ and if I had those coins and watched them raise in value like that I'd cement them in a safe too.

>> No.3993586

>>3993551
>& at 3500 coins that's 100K+ and if I had those coins and watched them raise in value like that I'd cement them in a safe too.
If I cared enough to put them in a safe, I woudn't tell anyone. That shit's too valuable to let anybody know about. (unless his parents are selling the house for some reason)

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>>3993404
You really should cash a little of it out. Unless you already are completely financially independent without it there is no reason not to diversify a small amount of it. you have $21 million dollars worth of bitcoin, you could take out $1 million and put it on the S&P 500 and have a backup plan if this all goes to shit. Worst case you'll have 5% less of absurd wealth you could never spend, you won't miss it, but if things go tits up you'll really really wish you had protected yourself.

But I have no stake in your life, this is just honest concern from some guy with nothing to gain or lose.

>> No.3993769

>>3993350
I'm still pissed that I waffled on buying ETH when it was $9.

Guess my only hope now is Ark.

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>>3993350
cry moar fagget

>> No.3994254

>>3993350
As someone who constantly told my friend to buy in the hundreds price range, he won't give you a single btc. At least I wouldn't MAYBE you could squeeze .05 out.

You've ignored his advice for years and only now are asking for something?

>> No.3994267

>>3994155
honestly this is one of the first pics i saw in 4chines many years ago. it shocked me.

>> No.3994298

>>3994254
Nobody ever told me to buy BTC, give me 0.05 :^)

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>> No.3994300

>>3994267
i'd fuck it

>> No.3994338

>>3994298
Just sent 100k

>> No.3994366

>>3994338
thanks anon, now I can finally buy some mountain dew and rick and morty merch