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SERGEY JUST RAN OFF WITH EVERYONE'S LINK

CHECK BINANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S ALL OVER

>> No.3940752

Oh gawd, he's right! SELL SELL SELL!

>> No.3940787

>>3940739
he had a panic attack mid demo at sibos and all he could stutter was sw-i i i ift mommy help

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>>3940739

>> No.3940803

>>3940787

I heard he was high as balls too. And the "demo" was just an animation of what the unbuilt system "will do".

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>>3940803
STUTTERING

>> No.3940829

I saw Sergey at a mall in San francisco last week. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boxes of Pizza Rolls in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be drunk and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the rolls and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each roll and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.3940928
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>>3940829
Alpha male confirmed, just bought 100k.

>> No.3940934

>>3940829
copypasya

>> No.3941506

rip

>> No.3941578

>>3940829

jesus Sergey is awesome

>> No.3941730

>>3940928
sauce