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3908238 No.3908238 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do to summon a more xpensiv LINK?
$1: stick a sharpie in mah butt
$5: publicly masterrbate in a church
$10: cut off your finger
$50: cut off my finger

>> No.3908266

id cut off your finger m8

>> No.3908275

>>3908238
whats the catch

>> No.3908330
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>>3908275
1. You write the $1/5/10/50 list
2. Wait
3. Carry out what you have written once the price has been reached
Otherwise LINK will crash before you cash out

>> No.3908363
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>>3908238
I'd cut my head off for $1000

>> No.3908406
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>>3908363
Evil genies will be raping you for all eternity if you won't
Are you sure?

>> No.3908431

>>3908238
Do I have to do all of that in succession, or can I just go straight to step 4? I'd do all of them in 10 minutes...

>> No.3908532
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>>3908431
You need to do the thing if you plan to cash out on this price.
I'm aiming for $50

>> No.3908577
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>>3908406
I'll glue my hands to my head with chicken wire around my neck and jump off a building
>tfw people think I pulled off my own head flying thru air

>> No.3908606
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>>3908577
Are you a nolinkie per chance?

>> No.3908612

>>3908532
LINK at $50 would make me a multi-millionaire...So to get it to that price I'd gladly cut of your finger. I'd pay for your medical costs afterwards.

>> No.3908615

>>3908238
cut off your finger, and I will gladly take my $10MM+

>> No.3908640
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>>3908606
I'm balls deep in link

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Interesting choices OP.

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>>3908612
>>3908615
Nah man.
You need to make it equal for yourself. I'm just a small fry linkie with 1.7k links.
$50 will get me a flat in my hometown. Not even a nice one but not in the fucking suburbs either.

$10M is much more than that and you need to trade smt worth it. Are you OK with donating your legs?

>>3908640
What's the point of decapitating urself once you reach lamboland?

>> No.3908876

>>3908799
If you could make the price moon to $50 I'd gladly give you 50% of my LINK stack. I prefer to keep my limbs (and other appendices).

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>>3908876
Make sure you send 50% once you receive a severed finger in your mailbox.

Honsestly, you have no idea, how genies work. What if I am a genie, making you an offer right now? What would you do to get that delicious $50 LINK? Make sure the trade is fair. Otherwise I won't help you.

>> No.3909085

i’d vomit my moms spaghetti on my sweater to see link hit even $2.5

>> No.3909093

>>3908992
genies don't like lambos?

>> No.3909165

>>3909093
This genie feeds off remorse.
Once you get what you want you need to give back smt that will make you regret achieving your goal.

>> No.3909232

>>3909165
So...if I don't feel regret after cutting off my own finger for that $10 option, I'm still fucked I guess?

>> No.3909270

>>3908238
Source on this image?

>> No.3909327

>>3909232
First you decide on wht you do once you want to cash out.

Then you get you LINK price. Or not. The severety of your remorse affects the likelihood of achieving the price.
The genie receives your wish and decides whether he will fullfill it or not. But he's not telling you his decision. So if you say that on $10 you slap urself in the face, the genie will most likely ignore your wish. But in case you see $10 LINK I recommend you do slap urself.

>>3909270
Kakegurui
Some fresh shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpqYKEmD3Cg

>> No.3910069

>>3908238
>$1: stick a sharpie in mah butt
>$5: publicly masterrbate in a church
>$10: cut off your finger
Yes

>> No.3910138

Join our group and help us pump coins and it won't matter what price link is. >>3910035

>> No.3910157

>>3910138
https://discord.gg/9TAvbJ

>> No.3910445

>>3908238
Il stik a sharpee up my but if some1 givs me 1 link plz i need it.

>> No.3911244

>>3910445
Woah, dude.
That is like 40c. The tx gonna cost more