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Let's say you've made it, you are now a rich man thanks to crypdo.
What's the next step of your master plan?

>> No.3892720

Fuck hot girls

>> No.3892726

>>3892713

Steroids

>> No.3892727

Move to japan and get a japanese girlfriend

>> No.3892730

>>3892713
buy a mac

>> No.3892733

Go to Sergey's for a house party with the rest of /biz/ to celebrate link hitting $50.

>> No.3892735

Launch an insurrection in the Middle East, and then create a Christian Crusader State.

>> No.3892736

>>3892713

Create my own bunker and live in it, taking my hermit life to the next level.

>> No.3892739

Quit my job and never take the neet lifestyle for granted ever again

Wageslavery is not sufferin, but it issouldeath

>> No.3892743

unironically become a right-wing George Soros

>> No.3892751

>>3892739
This unironically. NEET was the happiest years of my life

>> No.3892756

>>3892713
Jack off and shitpost with you faggots all day and get even richer in crypto. Might throw some gains into the Vanguard or some shit just in case

>> No.3892757

am I the first person to say "buy 4chan"

I can't seriously be right

>> No.3892765
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3892765

Fund a technocratic utopia based off of Francis Bacon's New Atlantis.

>> No.3892768

>>3892757
>Rich people are rich because they don't...
Complete the sentence.

>> No.3892782

Expat to new zealand. Get a house with a decent amount of land then travel the world, find a nice girl that's also financially independent and impregnate her

>> No.3892783

>>3892768
if I go down I'm taking you with me

>> No.3892931

>>3892713

joining the bohemian club.

>> No.3892943

>>3892713
Buy land, build house, never leave.

>> No.3892956

how much is making it?
500k 1m 2m? or are you fags trying to become rich 25m+

>> No.3892961

>>3892743
the hero we need

>> No.3892967
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>>3892727
This.

>> No.3892974

>>3892967
This girl is Chinese though.

>> No.3892983
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3892983

build a Bavarian style walled city like the ones in attack on Titan in the middle of nowhere and only let non degenerates live there.

>> No.3892987

>>3892713
>payoff all debt
>pay off my house and condo
>run internet business from a laptop so I can travel while I work
>move to japan and get a japanese girlfriend

>> No.3892992

>>3892974
I won't mind that much. I want 8-9/10 asian wife.

>> No.3892994

>>3892713
Losing my virginity.

>> No.3892995

>>3892956
genuinely won't stop tryharding crypto until i'm over 10 million, and at that point ill put half into safe shit, live off a quarter of it, and keep the last 2.5 in crypto for more free money

>> No.3893007

>>3892983
lel this would be pretty funny

>> No.3893011

>>3892730
Kek I hope this Meme sticka

>> No.3893016

>>3892983
Mikasa is prime pussy.

>> No.3893017
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>>3892983
>>3892994
>>3892743
>>3892735

This

>> No.3893026

>master plan
>implying
I just do whatever 4chan tells me

>> No.3893029

>>3892995
10m is a comfy number
I got 30k up to 800k in the past 2.5 years and started falling back into neetdom
need to focus on my health now and lose some weight learn social skills because I feel the same as before

>> No.3893056

Buy something nice for my mom and dad

>> No.3893064
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>>3892713
>implying you will spend your crypto gains

What will actually happen will be you will keep shifting your wealth in your little crypto bubble for all eternity, never able to reap the fruits of your labour. Only the crashing of the bitcoin asset bubble will release you from this never ending ride that is crypto. You will either die with the coin or the coin will die and set you free.

>> No.3893094

>>3893029
what was your path to 800?

>> No.3893108

>>3892713
Buy a house and live the eternal NEET life.

>> No.3893121

>>3893094
found a vulnerability on a bitcoin gambling site and got 30k
mostly held bitcoin, I missed the ethereum ride when I sold them all after the DAO hack, monero made me a little, litecoin a little but sold early in the run up at like $8
I hold vertcoin and bitcoin now, bitcoin going up is what made me the most

>> No.3893136

invest in supercomputer's.

>> No.3893142

Get a qt azn gf

>> No.3893168

1. Arrange a happy retirement for my parents.
2. Invest $5-10k in a small money outlet that will produce moneys in case I fuck all my other assets up
3. Buy a flat in my hometown
4. Go be a drifter

>> No.3893638

>>3892713

Invest is vanguard movements that will take on the jews. You faggots should help out too.

>> No.3893677

>>3892713
Pay for my family in India to immigrate to the U.S. It's the only reason I'm in this market. I'm getting closer and closer to be able to pay for them each day.

>> No.3893731

>become a artsy fartsy filmmaker like Werner Herzog.
>buy a vintage Gibson Black Beauty
>buy a Super Beetle Amp
>Buy and have tailored as much Tom Ford as I can
>make up for my virginal teen years

Depending on how rich I am, maybe I'll record a avant-garde as fuck vanity music project, something like Fennesz meets Captain Beefheart. But I'll pay off like lots of music reviewers to give it praise and hire pajeets to shill it on /mu/ as some kind of masterpiece just to see what happens...

>> No.3893775

>>3893677
POO

>> No.3893786

>>3893731
This is my plan except I'm already working on the music and have built a home studio

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3893789

buy them

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>>3892782
nice girl that's also financially independent
nice girl that's also financially independent
nice girl that's also financially independent

>> No.3893909

>>3893789
>comprar panicats
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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3893951

move to Curaçao, im done with the shitty modern urban lifestyle

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3893968

>>3892713

I actually wan to use my money to destroy the system... Say advertising and wage cuckery.

And I got enough to do that now by working on new systems of monetization so that the wage cucks no longer need to watch ads or work for corporations. I suppose that might make me a socialist in some regards, but I have an idea of how to make money doing it.

>> No.3893981

>>3892992
>t. low test beta male

>> No.3893990

>>3892757
>implying this rice nigger will sell
He's making too much money mining our data and selling it to the CIA and liberal media outlets.

>> No.3894146

>>3892743
Joining you in this endeavor. Look forward to working with you when we make it.

>> No.3894163

>>3893731
>Fennesz meets Captain Beefheart

That sounds like a helluva lot of fun

>> No.3894210

>>3893786
Nice, you see I'm all about the films first, so I don't have the recording studio yet

>>3894163
reckless abuse of band-pass filters and modual synths over jangly guitars and thousand-whisky-shot down the throat vocals. You bet your ass it'll be fun!

And what will be even more fun is the disgust on normies faces when they first hear it

>> No.3894321

>>3893677

Make your country great, fucking Raju. You aren't god damn wanted here.

>> No.3894345

>>3892782
fuck off were full and also the Chinese are already buying up all our land boy so you better be quick

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>>3893168

>#1

This so much

>> No.3894390

>>3892713
i don't even need to be super rich, just ~$750k-1M and I retire by 30. Buy a place in Thailand or somewhere similar, invest the rest in an ETF and live off ~5%+ interest per year. Never have to work for anyone again, never have to worry about money again. Just live a casual, lowkey lifestyle with good foods, drinks, in the company of upbeat people without a care in the world. It's all I want.

>> No.3894418

>>3893064
I'm always afraid of this. I never cash out because I can use my gains to make bigger gains. It's a never ending cycle....

>> No.3894434

>>3894390
You cant withdraw 5%+ from an ETF in retirement lmao

>> No.3894471

>>3894434
This. Dude put everything in low cost index funds and withdraw 4% adjusted for inflation annually. Look up the Trinity study.

>> No.3894484

>>3894471
whats the plan when you lose everything in the next global recession faggot?

>> No.3894497

>>3894434
Yes you can. Why wouldnt you be able to?

>> No.3894505

>>3894321
My American name is Thomas.

>> No.3894518

>>3894497
Because then your "retirement" will not last very long

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3894555

>>3892713
Load up the lambo with all necessities and go on the hunt across the world for the ULTIMATE titcow waifu

>> No.3894578

>>3893951

Man, Curaçao has one of the loveliest whorehouses known to man. It's like Disneyworld for whores. If I remember right it was all on one compound and each girl had a bungalo. Something like a couple hundred.

Glorious.

>> No.3894591

>>3894555
who is this semen demon

>> No.3894670

>>3893121
>found a vulnerability on a bitcoin gambling site and got 30k

Damn that sound interesting as fuck

>> No.3894826

>>3893968
Brendan? Please make BAT go back up. Thx bye

>> No.3894834

>>3894345
>fuck off we're full
get your own catchphrase you filthy sheepshagger.
t. Australia

>> No.3894853

>>3894834
Dont you have some meths to drink? Stay off my board you gimp cunt

t. Otago, NZ