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>tell me about yourself
>why do you want to work here
How can I quickly and easily answer these retarded ass meme questions without coming off as cliche or desperate?

Keyword here is quickly, I don't want to tell my life story or some shit.

>> No.3843306

>>3843296
>>why do you want to work here


I plan on working here to pay my daily expenditure and keep me busy so I don't go insane looking at charts all day. I could own this business, cash, outright, but I'm bored and want to be your employee instead.

>> No.3843315

Role play a person who always wants to learn the newst stuff and alao wants to be better than their competition

>> No.3843437

>>3843296
>why do you want to work here
I never find a good answer to this because I absolutely HATE wagecucking

>> No.3843563

>>3843437
Same, but I need to find a job or I'll have to start selling off some coins, which I don't want to do yet.

>> No.3843576

>>3843296
tell him you're coming for his job

>> No.3843590

>>3843563
just fake some sheit and get a hotel desk clerk job at night.

sit on your phone, profit (slowly)

>> No.3843645

>>3843296
Pretend that you are the manager. What would you want the prospective employee to say? The whole goal is to sell yourself. You can often use their template questions as jumping off points to tell them what they want to hear.

They have a problem that needs solving and they don't want to hire some person who is going to be a headache for them. They want to hire someone they can absolutely trust will fix all their problems without creating any new ones.

>> No.3843712

https://www.thebalance.com/top-job-interview-questions-2061228