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3808317 No.3808317[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Alright niggers I'm poor as fuck and can't afford shit, I'll do stupid shit for LINK, tell me what you want me to do and how much LINK for it and I'll do it and post my wallet address in the reply.

May as well offer a service instrad of begging.

>> No.3808322

>>3808317
how many sharpies do you have?

>> No.3808330

>>3808322
i'll throw in, how many link per sharpie?

>> No.3808385

>>3808322
>>3808330

I don't have any sharpies unfortunately, how about trying to fit part of a water bottle in my ass? Or forks? How much for those lol.

>> No.3808415

>>3808385
>looks up link price

>> No.3808421

>>3808385
Which end of fork? Different pricing

>> No.3808434

>>3808385
I'll toss in 200 link if you do the pronged side of a fork first and make it a video.

>> No.3808463

1500 link if you shove a fork, a knife and a spoon up your ass

>> No.3808494

>>3808463
Whoa whoa whoa. How many?

>> No.3808506

>>3808421
>>3808434
>>3808463

Alright I will do a fork a knife and a spoon, all prolonged end, please don't scam me im genuinely poor, it's already humiliating enough.

Give me 15 mins roughly.

>> No.3808524

>>3808506
Same time. I saw that may not have been clear from the discussion.

>> No.3808549

>>3808524
>>3808506
Yes all at the same time or you aint getting shit

>> No.3808564

>>3808506
not so sure I want to see this anon

>> No.3808567

>>3808524
>>3808549

Wait so same time as in inserted all literally simultaneously or can i do one after the other but have to keep them all in while I do it?

>> No.3808586

>>3808317
/biz/ is famous for delivering anon, so this should be easy money for you. Wish I had thought of starting a thread like this.

>> No.3808596

>>3808567
All at the same time, 2000 more link if you let yourself fall on the floor with your ass down

>> No.3808598

>>3808586
You still can.

>> No.3808617

>>3808596
>mutilation
guys lets keep it kek

>> No.3808619

>>3808598
geez, you're really smart for thinking of that.

>> No.3808627

would any anons give me btc if I showed you my girl pussy :^)))

>> No.3808630

>>3808619
Thanks. Now kill yourself.

>> No.3808646

>>3808627
no

fucking sicko

>> No.3808654

>>3808646
okay anon-chan :^)

>> No.3808659

>>3808627
Your girls pussy or are you a femanon?

>> No.3808675

>>3808659
femanon

>> No.3808695

>>3808659
but I also have a gf so I could show her too

>> No.3808700

Fuck I gotta find some sharpies :/

>> No.3808708

>>3808627
I could do this too though if you guys would rather see my chicks pussy for btc

>> No.3808713

>>3808675
Lies. Buzzy pics or kys

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3808732

surely op will deliver soon

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3808742

today was really bad for me, lots of money gone. any amount of LINK would make my day, even just 1

0xab5663a19ea984ce1c4bc112f33c492b39230c9a

>> No.3808761

>>3808675
There are no girls on teh internet, I demand proof!

>> No.3808762

where be-ith my anal cutlery?!

>> No.3808767

>>3808732

I just recorded it give me a sec anons

>> No.3808787

>>3808322
You again

>> No.3808788

This thread makes me sad

>> No.3808789

>>3808675
Kik?

>> No.3808792

>>3808788
I don't think there's a thread that's positive

>> No.3808797
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3808797

>>3808767
Please tell me you didn't actually shove a fork up your ass pointed end first anon

>> No.3808824

>>3808330
at least 3.50

>> No.3808826

>>3808797
Then put it back in the drawer

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3808847

guys says file too big for all videos :( how do i get past that?

here's screenshot of end result for proof

>> No.3808850

>>3808761
>>3808713
>>3808789
imgur is shitting itself right now otherwise I'd post a link

add me on kik instead. grzzy

>> No.3808864

What the actual fuck, Anon.

>> No.3808865
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3808865

another screenshot from same vid for proof

>> No.3808867

>>3808463
Pay up Anon

>> No.3808879

Holy jebus

>> No.3808882
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3808882

another screenshot so you can verify video time to be from same video

my wallet address:

0xDd471DeB6132BA90A20419de087509373640aeAf

Please. I'm poor as fuck and did it.

>> No.3808893

>>3808882
Hmmm, how do we know its not just 3 spoons..

>> No.3808894

>>3808847
upload to video sharig site

>> No.3808897

Needs to go IN.. NOT CLENCHED

>> No.3808901

>>3808882
>10x as kek if he doesn't pay
>discourages future keks

what a dilemma

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3808906

>>3808882

>> No.3808907

>>3808882
Dont pay this faggot, he only squeezed them with this butcheeks. You must be new here, many tried this tactics before anon.

>> No.3808909

>>3808882
What is this shit? Gotta put it in the ass not the cheeks.

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3808923

>>3808893

tried to wash already but some shit still there, proof it's as requested

come the fuck on guys I put the entire fucking ends it there the flat part doesn't matter, you don't have to send me millions of link just some please

>> No.3808926

>>3808882
sent 100k :^)
you're actually retarded if you think /biz/jews would give away money

>> No.3808927

>>3808317
I'm black and you used the n-word.

I'm generally generous, but you'll get nothing from me today.

Sometimes it pays to be kind.

>> No.3808938

>>3808923
ew

>> No.3808941

>>3808927

10/10 troll, may as well just fucking kill myself now

>> No.3808972

>>3808923
>hide post

>> No.3808981

>>3808941
Nope. No trolling. Maybe think about why you are poor and begging on an imageboard using slurs so desperate to fit in.

What a shame.

>> No.3808984

>>3808923
how do we know thats not peanut butter? Taste test time?

>> No.3808985

>>3808981
You're the one who doesn't fit in, nigger.

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3808986

https://etherscan.io/address/0xDd471DeB6132BA90A20419de087509373640aeAf

>no of txns 0

HAH

>> No.3809001

>>3808981

If you knew why I was poor you wouldn't care for my use of a word so much

>> No.3809005

>>3808986
and people ask me why I spend all my time here

>> No.3809023

>>3809001
Wanna talk about it, champ?

>> No.3809040

>>3809023
Give him a minute, he's doing the dishes

>> No.3809110

>>3808787
i didnt mean for this to happen i am so sorry :( but you did suggest forks.

>> No.3809133

>>3808850
Kik? How old are you? Fucking 12?

>> No.3809141

>>3809133
easy throwaway but ok be a massive faggot

>> No.3809179

>>3809141
Lmao, catfishing piece of shit. Do you send dirty messages to little boys, faggot?

>> No.3809195

>>3809179
yeah because I totally put my kik out on /biz/ so I can talk to little boys

>> No.3809198

This fucking thread. Thank you.

>> No.3809201

>>3809195
Stop with the lies, pedo piece of shit.

>> No.3809209

>>3809195
and this is why you belong in an oven.