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3757022 No.3757022 [Reply] [Original]

>Putin bows to Vitalik
>Controls ethereum with an iron but fair fist
>Vitalik said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth not seen since Christopher Langan
>Can solve NP-complete problems in polynomial time
>Can bend space and time to solve the halting problem
>Learned fluent c++ in under a week
>Personally hardforked reality resulting in Berenstain Bears anomaly
>Premined 85% of ethereum in existence
>Can sell unlicensed securities with immunity

>> No.3757033

>>3757022
Quick rundown,please.

>> No.3757157
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3757157

>>3757022
YFW vitalik dumps all of his ETH in 3.5 hours

>> No.3757159

you just gave me flashbacks to browsing /pol/ 12 hours a day last election

>> No.3757235
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3757235

The Bogdanoff's are both Vitalik who has travelled back from the future (twice)

>> No.3757254

>>3757022
anyone who hasnt realized yet, that money skeleton is something the normal human mind cant comprehend should just leave the crypto world

>> No.3757649

>>3757157
Wow. You know what? You know he will! Money skeleton believes the proper exchange rate is $8:1ETH. He'll do it. The second it hits $1,000, he'll fucking liquidate. I CANNOT WAIT FOR THAT TO HAPPEN, as I'll buy Ethereum for like $10 again!
>but he would never do it if 1ETH<$1k.

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3758059

>>3757022
>>3757033

The coin that saved the world

>> No.3758072

>>3757649
he sold 25% of is stack at $10 or so