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>My Bitcoin is my retirement fund
>Just drop out and trade digital currencies, college is a scam. Look how well I did.
>I'm still living off of the money I made in my summer job back in 2015

My parents are fucking retarded and think that because they got in during the crypto revolution that they're somehow geniuses.

Any ideas how to make money in this current year of 2050?

>> No.3694094

>>3694088
You can always suck dicks

>> No.3694103

>>3694088
beaded lizards

>> No.3694105

>>3694088
Didn't the great AI assign you a job to do?

>> No.3694114

>>3694088
Dude just invest in space travel. I bought a spaceship and have been making a killing renting it out. Cost me almost 1 whole bitcoin but I've made back most of that. If you can afford it (you probably can't but if you can find a few friends to invest with you you might be able to) it's really worth while.

>> No.3694121

What the fuck is "money"

>> No.3694161

>>3694088
>worm farming anon

>> No.3694583

>>3694105
Y-yes, it did, it told me to make my S2L android work in the construction industry but I don't want my robot to be some nobody house builder, I want him to be a doctor! Stupid AI says my robot is not optimized for that job. How do I become rich so I upgrade my robot to the S2M model /biz/?

>> No.3694653

>>3694583
Are you sure you submitted your family geneology correctly? You might be able to gain more diversity points.

>> No.3694685

>>3694088
What's this money you speak of? Humanity is sharing all resources.

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>>3694685

>> No.3694985

>>3694094
Some things never change.

>> No.3695063

>>3694121
>>3694685
>>3694703

fuck off commies, your utopia is never going to happen.

>> No.3695083

>>3694088
Can you guys imagine in 2050 we will have lifelike sex robots so we won't need roasties anymore?

We can gene edit our perfect offspring that has none of our flaws.

It will be glorious.

>> No.3695239

>>3694088
You're somehow communicating with people from 2017....
T-tell me....
What's the current value of LINK??

>> No.3695290

>>3694088
nigger just get invest in IPOs (initial planetary offerings) Alpha Centauri is having a crowd sale soon, I'm gonna buy a crater there. Shit's gonna skyrocket when some intergalactic jew builds a child slave camp in that crater and I can sell the crater for a profit. Gonna be so comfy

>> No.3695347

>>3695290
IPOs are a scam. Robo-Vitalik's shitty fucking planet platforms let any asshole with a white paper raise money for inhospitable rocks.

>> No.3695449

>>3695239

LINK turned out to be an AI mind virus. Everyone who owned more than like 1k LINK was turned into stuttering ai-zombie on the day of the SIBOS conference. The Digimarines had to slaughter them all.

>> No.3695458

>>3695347
sir delete this buddy, my friend
Kepler-1625b will make rich beyond wildest dream... big moon

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>>3695290
>>3695347
>>3695458

top kek