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The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.000001 LINK to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my ChainLink wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my LINK) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my ChainLink wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 LINK to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted nine hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 LINK to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

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3667960

Then you woke up

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AND THEN NAZIS AHPPENED

>> No.3667972

>>3667950
i love this meme

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3667973

digimarines remember this feel

>> No.3667988

>>3667950
Fuck me man I believe in this shit.
Can my mansion be next to yours?

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OP'S STORY HAPPENS IN VENEZUELA!

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>After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted nine hundred kilograms
>KILOGRAMS

>> No.3668029

Than they whipped out their throbbing cocks and cornholed you until your asshole blead.

>> No.3668045

>>3667988
Why did i mentally read this with British accent?

>> No.3668095

>women
>not sexual slave children
You don't deserve any money.

>> No.3668919

>>3667950
Stop giving away your LINK anon

>> No.3669475

we

>> No.3669957

how long did you take to prepare this.