This is not a beg thread

[Anonymous No.3652437]

Hello /biz/
I just spent the last of my money on shitty insulin and syringes from Walmart. In a week, I will be late on rent payments for the second month in a row and face eviction.
I have no friends or family and would like to avoid committing sudoku...
Where would a loser like me go to beg for gibs? I am not the type who wants freebies, but I am getting pretty desperate and am looking for schemes, tips or whatever I can do to raise about $1200 so that I can continue to live indoors.
>why don't you have a job?
I left my position at Whole Foods when my transgendered coworkers suggested I use my recent testicular cancer diagnosis to transition. I outright quit. (I still have a cancerous ball, but rent and insulin come first)
>why don't you kill yourself to save money?
I have considered that, but what's the point of giving up when cock garblers are getting money for producing zero goods or services
>why didn't you invest in crypto, faggot?
I literally bought ETH at $300 10 minutes before Jamie Dimon and China decided I would make no gains. I still have not sold. I hold 1.2 ETH and another 0.0077 from faucet payouts
>why not sell your blood and aryan semen?
I lived in England during the mad cow scare when I was a kid, can't donate any flesh
>do some jobs online?
I can't find anything that isn't a scam.

Please offer me some tips on how to pull in some quick cash? I'd hate to short ETH and robbing a bank when one of your nuts is the size of a plum is very difficult.

[Anonymous No.3652489]

>Sharpie
>Timestamp
>Your mudhole
>0.25 buttcoins donation

It's really that easy.

[Anonymous No.3652498]

1. Does plasma count as flesh?
2. Have you sold your non essential belongings?
3. Why don't you look for a new job in a similar dead end industry?
4. You have absolutely 0 social network that you can tap? Really think about this one
5. Honestly man, have you considered robbing people, or breaking into houses? Not a meme.

[Anonymous No.3652502]

>>3652489
Where do I post it? .25BTC would change my life, anon.
I have about 30 sharpies, so I can even do custom color combos.

[Anonymous No.3652506]

sell your last ETH and buy kneepads, suck 12 dicks at $100 each

[Anonymous No.3652553]

>>3652502
Don't anon if you value your dignity. These /biz/ faggots like to dine on pictures of sharpies in poopers and dash when the bill is due.

[Anonymous No.3652561]

>>3652506
Or 1200 dicks for $1 each.
OP can choose his destiny.

[Anonymous No.3652569]

>>3652502
post it right here. the sharpie needs to be clearly deep inside your asshole so bend over in front of a mirror, spread the cheeks and take a photo like that

[Coinman No.3652577]

Prove that You don't lie and give btc adress then I send You 1 bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.3652580]

>>3652498
1. Yes, they won't let me donate
2. All I own are clothes, some books on C++ (been trying to learn) and a rice cooker. I sold all of my electronics except my phone to generate that ETH money.
3. I have been applying for jobs, but I am either unsuitable, or someone else (teen gril) fills the position.
4. Absolutely zero. My parents live in a different state and my younger siblings are just as bad off, but they have no health problems.
5. I HAVE thought about trying to get into jail for the free healthcare and food, but I would rather not take an angus pounding..I have a feminine face, despite being a cis white male. (Last job was basically dodging daily faggot hookup offers).

Just out of curiosity, if I DID try and rob somebody or bank, what's the statistical likelihood I wouldn't be shot by security? I am pretty good at rigging convincing props that look like bombs, but I don't want to get sniped for trying to pay my rent...

[Anonymous No.3652593]

>>3652502
I'm not aware of a secure way to do this.

[Anonymous No.3652664]

>>3652577
OK
17CFxJHDqGznYMkhpNHRLbfH4dnhS14tMo
If I get anything, I'll drop whatever pic you want, anon.

>>3652561
>>3652506
Please God, I have spent my whole life trying to not get raped.
>>3652569
(You) haven't named a price.

[Anonymous No.3652693]

>>3652664
Maybe you should quit spending so much time drawing those stupid ass pictures and begging to take sharpies up the ass on 4chan and go out and apply for a new job you poor fuck

[Anonymous No.3652698]

>>3652593
Does steemit have enough freaks on it to tip me for sharpie poo pics?
Or would I just shame myself before ending up homeless?

[Anonymous No.3652726]

>>3652437
>when my transgendered coworkers
Oh god, this USA is a big problem to real world

[Anonymous No.3652731]

>>3652693
I've been applying for 3 weeks now. The market up here is one of two things:
1. Become a numale and work for a corporation
2. Be related to mom and pop and get sheistered every paycheck.

I have worked both of these fields and neither can pay within the timeframe I have to keep my studio

[Anonymous No.3652753]

>>3652731
Maybe you should of thought of that before you let a bunch of trans-fags trigger you into quitting your job. The only way you're going to keep your stupid fucking studio is selling your Ether and investing in KneePad.

[Anonymous No.3652761]

>>3652580
how fucks they know about this bse shit?
maybe try using your operable ball to produce some sperm and sell it to Sweden or Denmark, there is yuge shortage of donors here.

good luck!

[Anonymous No.3652772]

>>3652726
I shit you not, anon. EVERYONE at Whole Foods was some form of deviant or another. My boss had 3 cucked coworkers who took turns taking care of her kids. 4 post-op trannies working in the kitchen with me. Only one straight woman in the whole store and she was married and spoke to nobody. Daily offers from gay coworkers for me to put my DSL to work, always offering me drinks (I don't drink) daily suggestions to try sodomy, endless dry looks of disgust from lesbian coworkers...
It was a living hell. I seriously wonder if I was hired because I look twinky...

[Anonymous No.3652794]

Anyone got any advice on where to ask for gibs? Still waiting for a non-kneepads answer. :/

[Anonymous No.3652853]

>>3652794
Make a steemit account, post with proof of your condition and theyll give you like $100 or so. You gotta include a face pic in your post though as well.

[Anonymous No.3652894]

>>3652853
Thank you, anon. I'm signing up right now. Is posting pics of me pricking my fingers and shooting up insulin 'proof' of my condition, or do I need to post a video of my doctor saying I'm fucked?

[Anonymous No.3652932]

>>3652577
send anon a coin, for the love of dubs

[Anonymous No.3653056]

>>3652932
Maybe he needs better proof I am not a liar?
Do any other folks at /biz/ have a chronic health condition?
17CFxJHDqGznYMkhpNHRLbfH4dnhS14tMo

[Anonymous No.3653183]

>>3653056

Dear anon, if you post proof of applying to seven (7) places for employment I will send you 0.01 BTC. Make sure to blur out personal information!

[Anonymous No.3653214]

>>3652437

If you're on insulin it means you're fat.

Which means you did this to yourself willingly and have serious character flaws.

I don't think anyone can help you.

[Anonymous No.3653312]

>>3653183
I have been keeping a log of all the confusing passwords and security questions of the bullshit places I've applied to... got about 15 pages of this stuff.
Thank you for the offer, anon <3
17CFxJHDqGznYMkhpNHRLbfH4dnhS14tMo
>>3653214
I've had this disease since I was 8 years old. You try making friends when you're always dodging going out to waste money at restaurants and shooting up out of sight as to not ruin people's lunches and call me back

[Anonymous No.3653334]

>>3653214
Do I look fat to you? I'm on a diet of rice and beans right now... >>3653056

[Anonymous No.3653384]

Please just stop begging in btc, im a poorfag but would like to give you a few € but the fees are too much for me. Send a damn Dash or LTC adress and I'll send you what i can afford (which is really not that much)... Im going to sleep now but I'll leave the thread open and if you have a ltc or Dash adress poster i will delibera in the morning (no need for sharpies)

[Anonymous No.3653402]

>>3653214
Learn the difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes.

[Anonymous No.3653518]

>>3653384
I have a jaxx wallet, just set up a LTC wallet by your suggestion. Thank you in advance, anon.
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Can I do anything like drawing or dropping nudes of my exes or anything to return the favor?
>pic related - recent hookup with local college sloot

[Anonymous No.3653641]

>>3653384
Also created a Dash wallet.
Wow, if anyone donates, I might actually have a portfolio... Enjoy another angle of college hookup chick whose name I never learned
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[Anonymous No.3654020]

>>3653641

is that hank hill?

[Anonymous No.3654034]

>>3653641
please stop fucking posting my god i was in the middle of eating

[Anonymous No.3654044]

>>3653641
THICC

[Anonymous No.3654059]

>>3652561
Or 2400 dicks for .50

Be an hero OP open wide

[Anonymous No.3654061]

>>3653641
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH THAT ASS

[Anonymous No.3654068]

Sell cocaine or other highly addictive hard drugs.

It's hard work but good money. Don't be a fucking retard and you can be in and out in 10 years.

[Anonymous No.3654071]

>>3652437
Fuck you op give me bitcoin 19rx4NUyacC2WKkhCCd5zrB1DvgAkMfNE7

[Anonymous No.3654145]

>>3654020
>>3654061
I know, I know...
But at least I had sex? She kept complimenting the size of my balls and I kept wondering if I was going to shoot cancer inside of her... rip college uterus

[Anonymous No.3654156]

>>3654145
she looks like she's been on your insulin mate

[Anonymous No.3654178]

>>3654145
I would rather fuck a cute trap than this behemoth. And that's coming a transphobe.

[Anonymous No.3654225]

>>3654156
She's mexican, so she'll probably have type 2 diabetes by the time she gets out of uni
I'm loading my phone with some pics of my white ex who has a better ass and less wobble
Found some of her "modeling" pics just now and shes gotten fat too...
Pic related

Also....not that I expected anything from /biz/ but not a single satoshi has come my way.. I could have signed up for steemit without starting this thread, I suppose...

[Anonymous No.3654260]

>>3654145

That chick is fat. In a few more years her arms are gonna be UUUUUGEEEE.

[Anonymous No.3654264]

>>3654145
>that hair color
someone post that image

[Anonymous No.3654267]

>>3654178
She has a cute face tho... Also, even if the choice was between a hambeast and a passable tranny- I'd still rather wallow in burger juices than touch a man.

[Anonymous No.3654279]

Also, really stupid reason to quit a job. Also... inappropriate behavior at work... why didn't you get money from HR? Their job is to prevent lawsuits.

[Anonymous No.3654301]

>>3654264
Sorry, anon it's OC
Also, last image. I'm done with this low-quality bread.

[Anonymous No.3654313]

>>3654264

Gotcha Famalam

[Anonymous No.3654327]

>>3654279
HR was run by an effeminate man who was dating the 20 year old boy in the fish department. Also, thanks to corporate insurance taking its sweet fucking time, I went for six months at that job without any HCP... Went into ketosis a few times because I was taking Walmart insulin while working.

[Anonymous No.3654354]

>>3654313
Quality kek, the local university is BRIMMING with these toxic frogs. I just happened to be desperate enough to dip my arrow in poison though...
Any woman in my town who isn't an SJW lives indoors and is married by age 17. I live in the pit of he'll, but the food bank is pretty liberal and public transport is nice thanks to high taxes.

[Anonymous No.3654361]

>>3653641
Chloe?

[Anonymous No.3654376]

>>3654361
Naw, she gave me some fake ass made up xer name, but her DUFF called her Alyssa by accident, so I'm pretty sure that's what I hit.

[Anonymous No.3654439]

>>3654020
lmao

[Anonymous No.3654635]

>>3653641
Smashed phone, purple hair, bathroom selfies. I'd fuck her and throw her out.

[Anonymous No.3654678]

>>3652437
if you're free saturday this could get you some gains
https://discord.gg/3UREtbB

[Anonymous No.3654809]

Dude this chick is super ugly. Puke.

[Anonymous No.3654854]

>>3652437
it's pic related simple OP
butter up dem sharpies already, ffs.

[Anonymous No.3654871]

no pic of many sharpies in both holes, sorry.
not getting banned again for a chuckle.

[Anonymous No.3654887]

>>3654871
Nani he's fast

?!

[Anonymous No.3654923]

>>3653641
This ass is just pitiful I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.3654930]

>>3654887
if you want decent gibs anon
get on my level, sharpish.

[Anonymous No.3655192]

>>3654635
I did.

>>3654930
I only have one hole, unless you want to drop some BTC me for sharpie in pee pee

[Anonymous No.3655257]

I would send you Blackmoons but I don't think you want any.

[Anonymous No.3655349]

>Daily offers from gay coworkers for me to put my DSL to work, always offering me drinks (I don't drink) daily suggestions to try sodomy
What's your problem, OP? You can find a gay-boyfriend and move to his apartment. I mean, that's the only way to not die homeless in the next two weeks. Sent you 0.7LTC btw.